Ezekiel Demotival

As te probably don't know, both topez99 and I like Harold. We had a conversation concerning just that, and look how it ended up. xP
Freakin' hilarious, unless you're offended da strippers and people who cosplay Harry Potter. :3
Noah will always be my main boy.
*I wink at Noah, and he just sticks his tongue out at me.*

This is copied word for word xD Enjoy! =3
( oh, and PS: Noah's reaction is at the end, after he reads it xD )

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Last time, on TOTAL DRAMA MEEBO (nice name, huh?):

Ava (topez99) and Raynie (taytrain97) had dyed Noah's hair red. They'd been making him and Harold cosplay Harry Potter....

Cruella de Heather Cruella De Heather
If She dosent scare no evil thing will
To see her on TDI is to take a sudden chil
Cruella Cruella Du Heather

Cruella Cruella De Heather
The curl of her lips
The ice in her demands
All innocent campers like Lindsay better beware
She is like a competitor waiting for the chance
Look out for Cruella Du Heather

Cruella de Heather Cruella De Heather
If She dosent scare no evil thing will
To see her on TDI is to take a sudden chil
Cruella Cruella Du Heather

This bitchy face
This inhuman fiend
She ought to be locked up bye Chef Hatchet
This mostra was such...

Dream
"Heather...Heather....my child, wake up!" Heather woke up, in a cemetary. "Oh gracious, my child, you've woken up!".
"wh, who are you?"
"Why my child, I am your great great great great great great grandmother, Beatrice Thorn!".
Heather stared at the woman for minute, like she was crazy.
"Please, my child! Come here, te have been hurt!"
Beatrice tried to grab Heather, but she slipped out of her hands.
"Get away from me, te sleezy hag!"
"Why must te act like this!? So crude, so...so...ugh!" Beatrice grabbed Heather and threw her down a hole, a dug grave that was awaiting.

"Oh...my poor Damien....how...

It’s been boring. Like nothing interesting has happened. So here I am walking down the halls and entering history class. I take my usual sede, sedile in the back corner and take out my book to read until first period starts.

I am completely into my book that I didn’t notice the boy walking up to me. I only realized his existence when he pulled out the chair successivo to me and sat down. I perked up and looked over to find his green eyes string at me.

“May I sit here? o will Terry be mad?” Trent joked with me.

“What’s your problem?” I asked putting my book away. “No one talks to me. I’m...

As heard of in my continued serise of articles, TDI ancetsry, It told of the Gallagher Simmons, also known as the Gallagher bandits. I wanted to do a bio on each of them.


Name: Sally Ann Crawford.
Place: The leader of the Gallagher Bandits.
Relatives: Izzy.
Relationship: none.
Murders: Sally Ann is held guilty for the murder of Camara Thorn.



Name: Seierra Samson.
Place: 2nd in command of the Gallagher Bandits.
Relatives: Courtney.
Relationship: Mylo Payne.
Murders: none.


Name: Mylo Payne.
Place: 3rd in command of the gallagher Bandits.
Relatives: Duncan Payne.
Relationship: Seierra Samson.
Murders: none.


Summary...

Name:John
Age:22
possy:JG's possy
Phrase: huh?

John is the oldest person in TDA, being 22, just 2 years older than Chris. He is known not to say much. He is in JG's possy, having the job of driving the possy's red pickup truck (even though Seiamica can drive perfectly). He has a goth appearence and long hair. JG jokes around with him, saying he looks like a chick, he replys da sayig "Thank you" as a joke that never gets old. It was never really known how a 22 anno old would become Friends with a couple of 14 and 15 anno olds, but the best conclusion is that John is just like a big kid. John is...