Name 11 things te hate about Edward and Jacob. Go!

Edward:

1. He sparkles.
2. He has no personality.
3. He left Bella to "protect" her.
4. He doesn't have a spine.
5. He gets jealous too easy.
6. He's 108 years old, and dating a 17 year-old.
7. He's cold (literally and figuratively).
8. He's nosy.

Jacob:
9. Renesmee
10. Renesmee
11. Renesmee

Edward first:
1. I hate how he thinks that he's not good enough for Bella.
2. I hate how he puts up with Rosalie's shit. Why doesn't he just throw her across the room?
3. I hate that he's so self loathing.
4. I hate that he made her wait until they were married to have sex.
5. I hate that . . . he hated Jake. :(
6. I hate that he made Bella mostra Emmett that he's not so stronge as he looks. Why did he make Emmett feel bad? :( Poor Em.
7. I hate the fact that it seemed like he didn't even come close to loving Nessie as much as Bella did.
8. I hate that he was so stupid about Jake "being with Bella".
9. I hate that he was so nonchalant to Alice.
10. I hate that it took Carlisle to stop him when he was sucking the blood from Bella in Twilight.
11. I hate Edward Cullen because . . . he hated himself.

Jacob:
1. I hate that he was so rudely sarcastic at times, even though mostly 99.9% of it I thought hilarious.
2. I hate that he loved Bella so much & she didn't even know it.
3. I hate that he didn't throw Rosalie acrossed the room everytime she called him "mongroul" o "dog" o something negative.
4. I hate that he was so distructive of himself because Bella didn't have the descency to rid him of his sorrow.
5. I hate it that he didn't mostra Sam who was boss first off; He had to wait until something really bad happened & then decided to diviso, spalato the pack altogether.
6. I hate that he didn't have a brawl with Leah for being a little brat.
7. I hate that he wasn't explained as "uberly gorgeous" in the books. {I mean, he's hotter than Ed, IMO.}
8. I hate the fact that Bella didn't Amore him, although everything worked out perfectly in the end.
9. I hate that {in the movie when Alice said, "I'll come back when te let the dog out,"} that he didn't crack up laughing.
10. I hated that because of Nessie, he got over Bella.
11. I hate Jacob Black because he's just so garsh darn sexy & amazing!!!

That was fun. :) But, I really don't hate Ed o Jake. I USED to hate Jake, that is until I realized what pain & heartache he went through trying to get someone he'll never have. & now, Edward isn't that amazing to me anymore, but .... either way. They are both wonderful.

I hate that te asked me to name 11 things i hate about Jacob and Edward because I only have 7 off the superiore, in alto of my head...er 8 if te count this.
I hate that Jacob was punched da Bella.
I hate that Jacob is/was in Amore with Bella.
I hate that Edward left Bella with a hole in her chest for months.
I hate that Edward wasn't strong enough to beat that guy at the Volturi's place.
I hate that Jacob gets called a dog and Edward gets called a bloodsucker.
I hate that Jacob doesn't get enough credit for being hotter than Edward.

And for the record, I hated that song that was playing in the elevator in New Moon.

Edward:
He drinks blood
He's too pale
He has ugly abs
He has a hairy chest
He's not hot
Jacob:
He's kind of a jerk in the book Eclipse
He's looses his temper easy
And that's all I can think of.

1) edward is sparkly...real men dont sparkle

things i hate about edward..
1.he's pale
2.he's cold
3.he's a blood sucker
4.he is ugly!
5.he breaths heavily when he talks to bella
6.he thinks he soo cool,but he not
BUT THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH JACOB!! :)

edawrd:
1. he needs to learn that there are other people that like bella and he needs to let that go.
2.he wont change bella even though he wants to be with her forever.
3.he wont give jake a break.
4.he gets uptight when ever jake calls bella.
5.he leaves her to then go and try to kill him self!
6.(im sorry but i have to point this out)in new moon when he takes his camicia off one of his nipples is bigger that the other.
7.he wont have sex with her and then when they do have sex he gets bella upset da pointing out he hurt her.
8.he makes her go through hell because he wont change her.
9.he tells jacob to kill him when bella dies! what about nessi?
10.he wanted to kill nessi when he first found out bella was going to have her.
11.he puts up with rose saying that bella should go away.

Jacob:
1.he puts up with bella.
2.when bella punches him he laughs.(WTF)
3.he loves bella.
4.he does't kill edward.

and thats all....

Edward:
1.he's ugly
2.he's cold
3.he thinks he's cool
4.he wont have sex with bella
5.he hated nessie at first
6.he hates jake TEAM JACOB!!!!!!!
7.he leaves bella
that all i can think of right now
JAKE'S the best theres nothing to hate about him he's perfect