1. If a boy is aloof, stand-offish, ignores te o is just plain rude, it is because he is secretly in Amore with te — and te are the point of his existence.
2. Secrets are good — especially life-threatening ones.
3. It’s OK for a potential romantic interest to be dimwitted, violent and vengeful — as long as he has great abs.
4. If a boy tells te to stay away from him because he is dangerous and may even kill you, he must be the Amore of your life. te should stay with him since he will keep te sicuro, cassetta di sicurezza forever.
5. If a boy leaves you, especially suddenly (while telling te he will never see te again), it is because he loves te so much he will suffer just to keep te safe.
6. When a boy leaves you, going into shock, losing all your Friends and enduring night terrors are completely acceptable occurrences — as long as te keep your grades up.
7. It is extremely romantic to put yourself in dangerous situations in order to see your ex-boyfriend again. It’s even più romantic to remember the sound of his voice when he yelled at you.
8. Boys who leave te always come back.
9. Because they come back, te should hold out, waiting for them for months, even when completely acceptable and less-abusive alternative males present themselves.
10. Even though te have no intention of dating an alternative male who expresses interest in you, it is fine to string the young man along for months. Also, te should use him to fix things for you. Maybe he’ll even buy te something.
11. te should use detto male to fix things because girls are incapable of anything mechanical o technical.
12. Lying to your parents is fine. Lying to your parents while te run away to save your suicidal boyfriend is an extremely good idea that shows your strength and maturity. Also, it is what te must do.
13. Car theft in the service of Amore is acceptable.
14. If the boy te are in Amore with causes te (even indirectly) to be so badly beaten te end up in the hospital, te should tell the doctors and your family that te “fell down the steps” because te are such a silly, clumsy girl. That false explanation always works well for abused women.
15. Men can be changed for the better if te sacrifice everything te are and devote yourself to their need for change.
16. Young women should make no effort to improve their social skills o emotional state. Instead, they should seek out potential mates that share their morose deficiencies and emotional illnesses.
17. Girls shouldn’t always read a book series just because everyone else has.
18. When Scrivere a book series, it’s acceptable to lift seminal fonte material and bastardize it with tired, overwrought teenage angst.
19. When making o watching a major feature film, te should gleefully embrace the 20 minuti of plot it provides in between extended segments of vacant-eyed silence and self-indulgent, moaning banter.
20. Vampiri#From Dracula to Buffy... and all creatures of the night in between. — once among the great villains of literature and motion pictures — are no longer scary. In fact, they’re every bit as whiny, self-absorbed and impotent as any human being.
2. Secrets are good — especially life-threatening ones.
3. It’s OK for a potential romantic interest to be dimwitted, violent and vengeful — as long as he has great abs.
4. If a boy tells te to stay away from him because he is dangerous and may even kill you, he must be the Amore of your life. te should stay with him since he will keep te sicuro, cassetta di sicurezza forever.
5. If a boy leaves you, especially suddenly (while telling te he will never see te again), it is because he loves te so much he will suffer just to keep te safe.
6. When a boy leaves you, going into shock, losing all your Friends and enduring night terrors are completely acceptable occurrences — as long as te keep your grades up.
7. It is extremely romantic to put yourself in dangerous situations in order to see your ex-boyfriend again. It’s even più romantic to remember the sound of his voice when he yelled at you.
8. Boys who leave te always come back.
9. Because they come back, te should hold out, waiting for them for months, even when completely acceptable and less-abusive alternative males present themselves.
10. Even though te have no intention of dating an alternative male who expresses interest in you, it is fine to string the young man along for months. Also, te should use him to fix things for you. Maybe he’ll even buy te something.
11. te should use detto male to fix things because girls are incapable of anything mechanical o technical.
12. Lying to your parents is fine. Lying to your parents while te run away to save your suicidal boyfriend is an extremely good idea that shows your strength and maturity. Also, it is what te must do.
13. Car theft in the service of Amore is acceptable.
14. If the boy te are in Amore with causes te (even indirectly) to be so badly beaten te end up in the hospital, te should tell the doctors and your family that te “fell down the steps” because te are such a silly, clumsy girl. That false explanation always works well for abused women.
15. Men can be changed for the better if te sacrifice everything te are and devote yourself to their need for change.
16. Young women should make no effort to improve their social skills o emotional state. Instead, they should seek out potential mates that share their morose deficiencies and emotional illnesses.
17. Girls shouldn’t always read a book series just because everyone else has.
18. When Scrivere a book series, it’s acceptable to lift seminal fonte material and bastardize it with tired, overwrought teenage angst.
19. When making o watching a major feature film, te should gleefully embrace the 20 minuti of plot it provides in between extended segments of vacant-eyed silence and self-indulgent, moaning banter.
20. Vampiri#From Dracula to Buffy... and all creatures of the night in between. — once among the great villains of literature and motion pictures — are no longer scary. In fact, they’re every bit as whiny, self-absorbed and impotent as any human being.
10. Tell him he looks like a creepy stalker rapist.
9. Inform him, as politely as possible, that he has grizzly in his teeth.
8. Ask who wears the pants in his relationship.
7. Try to stab him through the cuore with a stake.
6. Tell him brawn is out, scrawn is in.
5. Inquires as to how he feels to be the least-liked Cullen male.
4. When he is around, wonder aloud what Rosalie calls him in bed.
3. Ask if he is overcompensating for something with that Jeep.
2. Ask if he is overcompensating for something with those muscles..
And the Number One way to annoy Emmett Cullen?
1. When he denies the above two claims, respond with “That’s not what Rosalie saaaaaid!”
Source: link
9. Inform him, as politely as possible, that he has grizzly in his teeth.
8. Ask who wears the pants in his relationship.
7. Try to stab him through the cuore with a stake.
6. Tell him brawn is out, scrawn is in.
5. Inquires as to how he feels to be the least-liked Cullen male.
4. When he is around, wonder aloud what Rosalie calls him in bed.
3. Ask if he is overcompensating for something with that Jeep.
2. Ask if he is overcompensating for something with those muscles..
And the Number One way to annoy Emmett Cullen?
1. When he denies the above two claims, respond with “That’s not what Rosalie saaaaaid!”
Source: link
The risposte Feature is meant for FACTUAL domande only. I have seen other spots and it seems to me that the Twilight Spot is a perfect example for wrongly placed questions.
I'm just stating a concern and hope that i helped a small bit. Here is a great articolo da Cinders, from the fanpop Etiquette spot that does a great job explaining the risposte Feature.
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Thanks for listening to me rant :p
I think we Amore it because its romantic and we all wish we had some one like Edward Cullen to swoop over and take us away that would be great,right? Personally I like the REAL Robert Pattinson più than the charecter and would Amore to meet him I mean who wouldnt but I dont know about te but I for one beleive in what most people dont beleive in, such as vampires,faries,mermaids te know stuff such as that,call me crazy but I really do even I cant explain why I Amore that Stephanie Meyers created this story I Amore this story like no other why I Amore it so much is a mystery to me.
Bigger than the latest Indiana Jones. Bigger than the biggest James Bond. That's how big Twilight was yesterday.
The $37 million vampire flick, expected to have a killer opening day, had a monster opening day, grossing an estimated $35 million, Exhibitor Relations reported. One-fifth of that gross, o $7 million, came from Friday midnight screenings.
The box-office tracking firm detto a $75 million Friday-Sunday gross was now a possibility. Going into Friday, $60 million was considered the movie's best-case scenario.
When the counting's done, Twilight's Friday take may rank as the 14th o 15th biggest opener of all time, having surpassed the debuts of Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull ($25 million) and Quantum of Solace ($27 million), to name two recente blockbusters.
Bolt, the animated talking-dog movie, was curbed da Twilight, grossing $7 million on Friday, Exhibitor Relations said.
I've been fanpopping since september if I am correct. At first I was a stranger to this site, and spot. But, soon enough I have grown fond te ladies here. I think it is awesome that I found girls who are exactly like me. OBESSESED with the Twilight Series! Everyone gets exciting when the thought, o mentioned anything that has to do with the series! I Amore it, and it makes me happy that I am not alone when it comes to being obssesd with these series of books, being I've been Leggere the series since 2005 it was hard to find girls like me. Everyone one of te ladies are amazing, smart, funny, and just really neat to talk about Twilight because te girls are awesome, and wouldn't trade any other fan on any other fansite for te ladies! I just Amore te all! you're awesome!
sometimes it can get a little cold hearted, but then again everyone is no great and nice!
te ladies are great!!!
Amore te all!!!
Gileygirl =D
sometimes it can get a little cold hearted, but then again everyone is no great and nice!
te ladies are great!!!
Amore te all!!!
Gileygirl =D