What's Your Take - articolo 71 - nube, nuvola Mows the Lawn???

posted by windwakerguy430

Now here is a fanfiction that is able to fuck it up, when they thought we could actually catch a fucking break. The fanfic is known as nube, nuvola Mows the Lawn.
This is a fanfiction based off Final fantasy 7. And if te know me, you'd know that Final fantasy 7 is one of my preferito games of all time, so how could they fuck this fanfic up. Oh, trust me, you'll find out in just a minute. So, it starts with nube, nuvola mowing the lawn and Tifa watching. Apparently, they married after the events of FF7, which is odd, because I thought Aries was Clouds loves interest.
So, Tifa keeps talking about nube, nuvola looking handsome, like some shipfic. After which, her stomach begins to rumble, and (WARNING! THE REMAINDER OF THE FANFIC IS FUCKING GROSS! LEAVED THE articolo IF te HAVE A WEAK STOMACH!)
So, Tifa, apparently, has to go to the bathroom, but because she doesn't even try to go to the bathroom, she just goes on the floor. Yeah, she just craps on the floor like a fucking dog. Yeah, I don't think that fanfics are going to stop making me sick to my stomach. Oh, and while the writers at it, why doesn't he shoehorn a sex scene in there, and make is disgusting as fuck. Yeah, Tifa still has to go to the bathroom, but nube, nuvola walks is and they just have anal sex. I'd also like to point out that nube, nuvola just ignores the crap on the floor. And, while having sex, Clouds penis gets covered in shit, just to make the readers più grossed out, and it fucking worked.
And yeah, that's the whole goddamn story, and, surprise, it fucking sucks. But, hey, that's only my opinion. What's Your Take

Edvine2 For the record, Aerith was Cloud's LI, but when Sephiroth shoved his Sword Of Major Penal Compensation(Seriously, that sword is fucking LONG!) down Aerith's chest, she died on the spot. And so began the melodramatic cavalcade... and shit fics like this.

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Master Sword's Villains articolo

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Cut Purse

Being the proud leader of the Manehatten Mafia at the age of fourteen, he was dato much power. He is a very calm headed man, but, he is also very sadistic, always wanting to kill his enemies himself in painful ways, such as forcing them to drink gasoline before lighting them on fuoco from the inside, to cutting off pieces of their flesh and feeding it to his dog until they are just a skeleton. He is a merciless, and possibly psychotic, crime boss who is very well known in the criminal underworld, for his popolare sales of rare drugs and deadly weapons. He had Master Sword work for him...

Booze Brothers - Episode 3 - Friends, Old and New

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Cory

???: (Reads newspaper) How did these guys make money. I swear, they sure do know how to pull of a job

???: (REads newspaper) Huh... Hey, I only know one person who would hold a bomb to scare people. I thought I'd never meet him again.

???: I do see the car they drive. And I see the license plate

???: How do the police miss there license plate. Nevermind. The sooner I find those two, the better

Nick: (Wakes up) (Goes to kitchen) (Opens cupboard) (Pulls out coffee beans) (Throws coffee beans in garbage) (Pulls out bottle of liqour and drinks it)
Cody: (Wakes up) (Goes to kitchen) Hey, where are the...

Booze Brothers - Episode 1 - Old Friends, New Goals

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Cody's Car

(Alarm Clock Rings)
Cody: Huh! What! (Turns off clock) (Gets up)
(Meanwhile at New York prison)
Nick: (Gets up)

Cody: (Goes to bathroom) (Brushes teeth with tooth brush)

Nick: (Brushes teeth) (Stomps on passingby rat) (Uses rats blood to wash out mouth)

Cody: (Sits on couch) (Turns on TV)

Nick: (Sits on bed) Where was I at yesterday....... Oh yeah, 32 bottles of birra on the wall. 32 bottles of beer
Guard: Hey, Nick, its time
Nick: If its my execution time, I don't want te sticking that stuff in my body. Just give me a gun. I'll kill myself
Guard: No, actually, you've done your time
Nick: te shitting...

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Windwakerguy430's superiore, in alto Ten Foggy Environments in Video Games

posted by windwakerguy430

I don’t know what it is, but I always enjoyed foggy environments. I mean sure, people have gotten into… più than one car accident in them, but they still fascinate me no matter what. It’s almost as fascinating to me as snow is (Trust me, that’s an upcoming list). Though, unlike snow, fog is used to give off something scary, depressing, o mysterious. And I freaking Amore that. Hell, even making this list, it’s foggy right now. So, what better time to make a lista about foggy environments. Now, some rules. Only from games that I have played, and only one per franchise, as usual. Also,...

A Few Good Men Meme

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MLP and PSG

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Windwakerguy430's superiore, in alto Five Video Game DLC

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There are a lot of DLC, and if te are a true gamer, DLC is something te usually… don’t have high expectations for. They either sell te a bunch of worthless clothing and items for how they would be priced in real life, give te on disc DLC, o even force te to buy their DLC because they have the ending to a game held for ransom. Game companies usually use one of these horrible tactics, o hell, even all of them (Capcom), but what about the few exceptions. What about those guys who use DLC right, giving te a small game for half the price of the original game. That there is perfect DLC,...

Most funny scenes in Child Fearing from Powerpuff Girls

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Original Story: Detective Smith

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~Story~

In London, 1927, a large set of crimes have taken place. However, a detective my the name of Montgomery Smith has been seen as one of the best detectives in London, solving cases that would seem impossible for anyone else. This is due to Smith being a paranormal detective, o a detective who solves crimes involving paranormal activity o black magic, as many people use those to commit different crimes. However, Smith is warned of a dangerous threat from an unknown masked thief simply known as Mask Man.

~Characters~

Montgomery Smith (Or Detective Smith)

A twenty six anno old detective who...

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Wind's Angry Adventures - The Sleepover

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Wind: (At home, angry)
Hannah: (Walks in) Well, I was able to make some Friends at school
Wind: After being there for only a day?
Hannah: I guess I’m just that popolare
Wind: I don’t give a shit
Hannah: Oh, whatever. I’m just gonna go to Nicole’s house for a sleepover
Wind: Nicole? te mean Cody’s sister
Hannah: Yep. And if te try anything, I’ll kill te
Wind: Please, like I’d be interested in your dumb shit
(Later, that night)
Wind: (Reading book)
Cody: (Walks right in the house without knocking, along with James) Hey, fagstick, how’s it going
Wind: What is this, a fucking...

1975 Buick Skylark

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Source: A Car Company

Arthur's Missing Pal - PBG

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The pizza boy is Francine!!!!!!!!!!

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What's Your Take - articolo 47 - Die Immortal

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Well, I did it. I finally did it. I can't believe I did it. Don't know why I did it, but I fucking did it. te want to know what I did... I read My Immortal.. And it was an atrocity. It was the worst fanfic ever made, and the whole internet agrees.
Okay, so, before I mention how terrible My Immortal is, I should tell te some about its background. My Immortal is a fanfic based of the book and Film series, Harry Potter. I'm sure te all heard of it. Anyway, some person made My Immortal in 2008, and it was dubbed the worst fanfic ever created. It was so bad that even Know Your Meme detto so in...

1974 Chrysler Newport

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Source: A Car Company

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Wind's Story Time: Wind Finds an SNES and A Crazed Bird

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Back when I was so poor, te would find pane to be the greatest meal ever, me and my brother would always go around the abandoned houses and try to find whatever we could. Sometimes we would find some awesome stuff, and sometimes, we get nothing. It was mostly the latter. Though, there was this one time that was rather… not what we expected. We were in, of course, Middletown. He town of prostitutes, gang violence, and easy to find games at the pawnshops. While me and my brother were walking, we came across yet another abandoned house. This place looked like your typical abandoned meth lab...

Fluttershy vs. Dragon (strong language)

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superiore, in alto 20 Obscure videogames (An Original articolo da Deathding and Windwakerguy430)

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Jared: Hey, we haven’t gotten Lost in a while, you’re really getting the hang of this, Wikipedia!

Wikipedia: What can I say? I’m a master of direction, and holding maps… Heheh! ;D

*Drops Map*

Jared: ...…….

Jared: te STUPID MOTHER FUUUUUUUUU-

*FLASH*

Wind: Looks like somebody dropped the map again.

Wikipedia: HE DID IT! I’M INNOCENT I TELL YA! *Runs Away*

Wind: *Grabs Wiki* Just where do te think YOU’RE going….

Wikipedia: o____O

Wind: You’re staying here to help with my list. Any objections and I’ll shatter your Bones with a battering ram.

Wikipedia: YES SIR! D:

Jared: Well…....

The superiore, in alto 100 - #19: Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess

posted by windwakerguy430

Here we are, the fourth Zelda game on this lista and one that I have heard many people call one of the best from their childhood, and while I didn’t get a chance to play it until much later in my life, when I did play it, I can definitely see why this one was considered a classic da many at the time. Cause damn, Twilight Princess is something else.
Twilight Princess follows Link as he goes on a quest to cerca items dropped da the gods of the kingdom, and then later, shards of the Mirror of Twilight, to stop the evil king Zant and something about Ganondorf, because he can just never leave...

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Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories Episode 15 Part 2/2

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Sean: Well, this sounds sad for a Natale song.
Master Sword: Wait for it.
Sean: Oh, never mind. It doesn't sound sad anymore.

Tom gets surrounded da a cerchio of Canto ponies.

Tom: I feel honored. Thank te everyone for surrounding me while Canto this... *Cries* Wonderful song! I can't stop crying, it's so beautiful!!
Master Sword: Stop crying!!! *Catches on fire* RAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rainbow Dash: Shut up Master Sword. Let's get the story started.
Tom: *Still crying* Oh right, How Gilda ha rubato, stola Christmas.
Rainbow Dash: We're going back to Black & White everyone.

Everypony down...