Twilight was greeting everybody. When suddenly AppleJack approached her.
Twilight: A.J. What a unexpected pleasure (hugs her)
AppleJack: Yes. I-
Derpy: *ends up banging into Twilight as well, and happily hugs her*
Twilight: *chuckles* Yes. Yes. Nice seeing te too Derpy.
Derpy: *sees her wearing the dress from when she first became an alicorn* te look pretty in that.
Twilight: Thanks.. Yours is nice too. *not sure what Derpy's dress should look like. Except for being then same shade of grey, as her pelliccia o whatever cavalli have.. I'm not good with that stuff. So shut up*
Derpy: da the way. te ever been interviewed about being a princess and all that?
Twilight: Once.. But people don't seem to like doing it anymore. Not sure why. I thought it went great..


CUT AWAY (based on a Jimmy Tatro video):
Mastersword as an interviewer: ciao princess Twilight. Good having te here.
Twilight: Sure.
Sword: First off. How dose it feel being the forth princess ever?
Twilight: (barely even lessoning) Yes. I wouldn't be here without my friends
Sword: That's nice. But the domanda is, how dose it make 'you' feel. YOU!?
Twilight: (still barely lessoning) Yes. That is diffently a domanda being asked. And I'm confident in my friends. And getting it done.
Sword: Okay.. Have to be honest with you. I feel like this interview. Is going absolutely nowhere. te answered 'none' of my questions. te kinda sound like a broken automatic response system, that's only been tought 4 phrases.
Twilight: (not lessening) Thanks. It's been an experience.
Sword: *annoyed* Yeah it has!
Twilight: *listing stuff about friendship*
Sword: What are yo- *looks behind him* Are te Leggere cue cards wait now!?.. What is this!?
Twilight: *still Leggere off them*
Sword: (proving point to audience) What's your name lady!?
Twilight: .. Dedication
Sword: (angrily to camera) Her name is dedication!.. te know what, (storming off) this interview is over!... *offview* WHERE'S GOD DAMN BEER!?
End cutaway:


AppleJack: Wow.. That's. Interesting.
Twilight: I gue-
Saten: *comes out of nowhere. Clearly drunk* Princeeeeeeess!!
Twilight: *uncomfortably* Hello, Saten Twist.
Saten: *hugs her, much to her uncomfort about his smell of being drunk* Congrats on being a prin-(hiccup)-cess.
Twilight: *awkward chuckle* Thank yo-
Saten: I found te a present!
Twilight: What kinda prese- OH MY GOD!
Saten: *holding live snake* I found her outside. *gives the snake to Twilight. Cause he is too drunk to see her fear of it*
Saten: Your welco- *falls down a bunch of stairs, rather painfully*
Derpy: Saten! *speed flies over to him*
Saten: *off view* Good thing I'm drunk.
Applejack: *pets the snake* She's cute.
Twilight: JUST GET IT OFF!
AppleJack: *laughs, and gets the snake off Twilight, and puts it out a window to roam free*


Derpy was helping Saten up.
Someone was making rudely mocking his state. Derpy glared at the particular pony. But is abit to soft to actually do something about it.. So she mostly just ignored the pony.


TO BE CONTAINUED