Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker Abridged - Part 2

posted by windwakerguy430

Tetra: So, now that we are here, are te ready to go on an amazing adventure to save your sister
Link: No
Tetra: Then let us- Wait, what do te mean da no
Link: te see, my mother used to tell me stories of a Ribelle - The Brave hero who went through many hardships to save the land from evil. And I can assure you, I fucking hate the stuff he went through. He almost got killed da spiders, lizards, jellyfish monsters, ghosts, dragons, water.... Yeah, just water, zombies, witches, pigmen, tribal warriors, goats, giant fish, worms, and a scary mask, and I can assure te I won't go on some crappy adventure
Tetra: Perfect, then let us go
Link: I detto I don't want to go
Tetra: We will not rest until we find your sister
Link: I detto I don't want to go
Tetra: And we shall defeat the evil that lies in the Forsaken Fortress
Link: Do I have a saying in this
Tetra: No
Link: Ffffffuuuuuckk. Okay, lets go
Tetra: Hold on, te need a shield first
Link: What. te just detto I had to come with you
Tetra: Shield first
Link: I don't even want to go with you. Sure, I want to lose my virginity, but goddamn your annoying.... Even though I'd still screw you
Tetra: Well, te have to, otherwise te will never go save your sister
Link: (Sigh) Fine. Wait here and do... whatever
Tetra: Okay

Link: Grandma
Grandma: Get off my lawn you-
Link: Grandma, I need a shield
Grandma: Oh, well here te go Link
Link: (Takes shield) Thanks grandma
Grandma: Your wel- Link, are te wearing girls clothing. Take that crap off, I ain't going to be the grandmother of some queer
Link: te gave me these clothes
Grandma: Are te crazy. Why would I do that
Link: Oh never fucking mind

Tetra: And look at that cloud. It looks just like a butterfly
Pirate: And that one looks a flower
Other Pirate: And that one looks like morgan Freeman
Link: Okay, I'm here. Now lets go before-
Grandma: LINK!!!
Link: She finds out! Quick go go go
Tatra: Okay, everyone. Lets get going (Ship starts moving)
Grandma: (On shore) Link, te little bastard. Get back her and message my feet
Link: Not gonna happen. So long grandma, I'm going on an adventure
Grandma: DAMN YOU!!!

Link: So, when do te think we'll get to the Foreskin Fortress
Tetra: Forsaken Fortress, actually
Link: Who cares
Tetra: Well, I think we'll get there soon
Link: Well, I'll just take a nap until-
Tetra: We're here (Points at fortress)
Link: So this is it, huh
Tetra: Yep, now lets see. How can we get te inside
Link: Well, as long as it doesn't cause me physical pain, I'm fine with it
Tetra: Physical pain......... THAT'S IT

Link: (Inside a barrel in a catapult) Goddamn it (Catapult launches Link at fortress) Not the face. Not the face. Not the face. Not the face. Not the face (Hits wall) That....... Was....... My face (Falls into water) (Climbs out of water) Okay..... That sucked....... Now, it is time to go all Metal Gear Solid on this place

Link: (Gets thrown in cell) What the hell, how did I get thrown in here
Guard: te shot in killed hundreds of guards until we just shot te with a tranquilizer.
Link: Oh, right. I forgot I just run in and shoot everyone in Metal Gear Solid
Guard: Anyway, I will leave te in this cell that definitely doesn't have a secret escape route. Especially behind those pots. Don't bother looking behind them. Now I will go and leave te unguarded for no reason. Have fun (Walks out)
Link: ................................. I'm bored. Oh, pots. Must kill pots (Breaks pots) Hey, a secret escape route (Walks out) Okay, now, I just can't get caught again

Link: (Gets thrown in cell) What the hell
Guard : Ha, te made this too easy. Now, this time stay in this cell, and don't look behind the new pots we added, there is absolutely positively no escape route. So long (Walks out)

(143 break outs later)
Link: Okay, now I am finally here at the superiore, in alto of the tower
Aryll: Link, te came to save me
Link: Yeah, don't give a shit. I just want to get done with this shitty quest
Aryll: Okay.... Hey, Link.... te might want to turn around
Link: I know this joke Aryll. I won't fall for the old "Made te look".
???: Hey, whats that behind you
Link: Huh (Turns around and sees bird)
Bird: HA! Made te look (Picks up Link)
Aryll: Oh no, brother
Link: Still don't care
Bird: (Flies to the superiore, in alto of Forsaken Fortress)
???: Ha ha ha. Who is this
Bird: Master, I found this kid walking around the fortress
???: WHAT! We let a little kid sneak all the way up here. We really need to increase our security
Bird: Probably
Link: Who the hell are you
???: I am none of your goddamn business..... But since I Amore my name so much, I am Ganondorf, and soon, I will rule the world
Link: Oh no, rule the world, its not like anyones done that a billion times before
Ganondorf: Oh, so your a smart culo aren't you. I hate smart asses. Bird, kill him
Bid: Okay) (Throws Link far)
Link: AHHHHHHH!!!! HOW FUCKING POWERFUL IS THAT BIRDS THROOOOOOOWWWW! (Fades out of sight)
TO BE CONTINUED

1

Go See Ghostbusters o Else You're Sexist - Lyle McDouchebag

added by windwakerguy430

video

1

Why Wind Should NOT Visit Resident Evil 4

posted by windwakerguy430

Wind: So, I get to go on a vacation to Spain, huh. This shouldn’t be so bad. I was getting sick of being in Ponyville all of the time anyway

Wind: Okay, I have no idea where I am going
Gonado: (Stares at Wind)
Wind: Uh…… Can I help you?
Gonado: (Speaks Spanish)
Wind: …….. Okay (Walks off)
Gonado: (Picks up an axe and follows Wind)
Wind: Well, that guy was a damn freak
Gonado: (Swings the axe at Wind’s head)
Wind: Goddamn it. Not again (Bend down to tie his shoes)
Gonado: (Misses, losing his balance, and falls off of the cliff)
Wind: Huh, wonder where that weird guy went

Wind: (Locks himself...

Wind's Story Time: Wind and His Brothers Act Like Idiots and Pretend Sword Fight

posted by windwakerguy430

We all do something to spend time with our siblings. Either it’s having a fun conversation with them, playing with them, o just hanging out with them. What did me and my two brothers do when we hung out? We beat the living shit out of each other on a daily basis. So, when our little sister was still in elementary school, and my older brother still lived with us, we watched this mostra called Deadliest Warriors, where two different warriors from the past would be tested with their strength and then they would fight to the death to see who would win. It’s kinda like Death Battle if it was...

4

Everything Wrong With Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker in 10 minuti o Less

posted by windwakerguy430

(Note: This is based off of CinemaSins Everything Wrong With series. Also, this is just nitpicking. I do this out of Amore for Wind Waker)
You will first notice that this game was made in 2002, and considering that the stella, star Wars prequels were made around this time, te can tell it wasn’t a very good year
Well, it’s no wonder the town was attacked. The Triforce is just lying in a field right out in the open
Why does this village only have one horse
Man, when did Ganondorf get a bad case of crispy-burnt skin?
This game really loves shoving Ocarina of Time in my face, huh
So, the hero never came?...

2

What's Your Take - articolo 191 - Harry Potter Joines the WWPee

posted by windwakerguy430

Now, I am just gonna put it out there. I am not a fan of WWE. Sorry, but I’m not. All I see when I watch it are some guys beating each other up for peoples entertainment. It’s like Roman gladiators… but with a lot less death. But, I am a fan of Harry Potter… the libri anyway. Never got around to watching the movies, and I only read the books. They were great libri that had great characters and weaved a good story. But, well, te wanna know why I hate crossovers. Because of shit like this. Harry Potter Joins the WWE… Great. Also, the autore states that this story is fiction. Oh, that’s...

1

What's Your Take - articolo 96 - Attack on Titan Abridged.... WHERE IS IT

posted by windwakerguy430

Now, if te know me, te know that I watch Abridged series. One of my preferiti would be Dragon Ball Z Abridged and Hellsing Ultimate Abridged. However, all of these were made da TeamFourStar, so they are pretty much abridged geniuses. However, there is one Abridged that, sadly, didn't go anywhere. That is Attack on Titan Abridged.
Now, this one had probably the longest first episode out of any other TeamFourStar series. And they used there time VERY well. All of the comedy is perfect in this. From dark to slapstick humor. This abridged used all of it. Another likable thing is the characters....

1

Sonic X Abridged - Episode 1

posted by windwakerguy430

Sonic X Parody - Episode 1

The following is a non profit fan based parody. Sonic X is owned da 4Kids and the Sonic Team. Please support the official release

Robot 1: And I was like, “That’s what she said”.
Robot 2: Ha ha, that joke never gets old
Robot 1: Yeah. Anyway….. Wait, did te hear that
Robot 2: (Turns to see something running at them) Oh shit
Robot 1: Okay, don’t worry. We were created for this very purpose. We can do this. Shoot him (Fires at thing)
Sonic: Get out of the way (Jumps over robots)
Robot 1: ……………….. Shit
(Meanwhile)
Droid 1: Dr. Robotnik, it appears-
Eggman:...

Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker Abridged - Part 15 - Finale

posted by windwakerguy430

Ganondorf: Ha ha, no doubt my giant black guard killed Link. (Laughs)
Tetra: I honestly could care less about him
Ganondorf: Now, nothing can stop-
Link: There te are, te fuckign cheater
Ganondorf: Goddamn it, I have..... wait, what is that...... te hold the final triforce piece
Link: Yeah, so wha- (Ganondorf slaps Link)
GanondorF: I'll be taking that (Picks up Triforce piece) Yoink. Finally, I have all three pieces (Giant Triforce appears) Ha ha ha. I did it. I got the Triforce. I'm so happy, I'm actually not going to kill te all
Tetra: Really
Ganondorf: (Laughs) No, your all so fucked
Link: Hey,...

Honorable characters who died WITHOUT honor.

posted by Canada24

JOHNNY KLIBITZ:
In my opinion. Johnny was the best protagonist. He's so fun to use.. And he's actually quite relatable in most ways. Coarse. This also goes for Niko, but that's anouther story.
Anyway. After his once best friend, Billy Grey had finally Lost his mind and Johnny having had to put him down.
Johnny was in charge of the lost.. But he became a meth addict, and all that made him badass we're removed, because if it weren't I'm pretty sure Trevor and him would of been easily matched in a fight. But instead, Johnny was too gullible, and it cost him his life. And Trevor. Knowing they would...

What's Your Take - articolo 76 - Saving minuti Wastes Time

posted by windwakerguy430

How odd is it to read a fanfic based off a commercial. Pretty odd. But if it's good, then I'm all for it... But, what if that fanfic has rape and incest... That's the Saving minuti Saves Money fanfic.
Seriously, how does rape come to mind when te write a fanfic based on a cellphone commercial. Well, fuck, someone did it, and, surprise, surprise, sur-fucking-prise, some one did, apparently.
So, it starts with our character, Brad, getting yelled at da his mother for wasting minutes. Well, so far it is accurate to the commercial. Soon, Brad gets pissed and throws his mother onto the floor. And...

2

What's Your Take - articolo 70 - JUST A F**KING JOKE

posted by windwakerguy430

(I'd like to thank Canada24 for this recommendation)
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. It's just a joke. Just a Joke. JUST A FUCKING JOKE!!! Today's fanfic is Just a Joke.
Now, this is a Smosh fanfic. Now, I enjoy Smosh. It is a very funny internet series and I really enjoy it. But.... We get Just a Joke. From every chapter, I was fucking sick to my stomach.
So, this is a sjipfic of Ian and Anthony. And, it is not just sickening, but it is fucking boring. When the story isn't making te vomit, its making te fall to sleep. And, this is one of the stories I really didn't want to finish....

The Final Episode of Saten Twist Adventures

posted by Canada24

Saten is trying to do tryouts for a play, the coach becomes frustrated with poor acts, Saten's rival sabotages performance and gets him cut.

----------------------------------------------------

Saten returns home, angry, Sword calls to him from a vent in the house where he was trapped chasing a dropped piece of Skittles candy, and if Saten gets him out he'll help in return.

----------------------------------------------------

BEDROOM / Sword had escaped.

Sword: I use to do characters and back before I met te guys (shows scrapbook) I was half of the most popolare ventril-agrgah act in the world....

Weeaboo Uprising - Samurai Western (PS2 Cents)

posted by windwakerguy430

Western films, Film about the freedom of the uncharted west of America, where man could make their own rules. And the samurai film, Film about warriors that fight and die with courage and honor. So what if some Hollywood smuck detto “Let’s put them together”, and put them together they did. The story of a samurai in an old west setting is nothing new. Putting an outdated group like the samurai in an era where pistole were prevalent to see how they can stand toe to toe with outlaws and gunslingers has been around since the 1971 film Red Sun, yet very few games were made of it. The only...

NikPiks QuikPiks - Saints Row 2's Cinematic Genius

posted by windwakerguy430

QuikPiks are a side part of NikPiks that I do when I write articoli that are much smarter than the usual and when I want to get a point out there quickly. So if I have a topic that I will spend less than an ora working and editing on, well, this is what to expect.

Let’s talk about Saints Row, preferably 2. Now for those who may not have played the franchise, te may think, “Saints Row? te mean that lame GTA rip off that just turned into pure insanity that everyone grew to hate”. But me, an intellectual, would tell you, “Of course not.” But it’s fair to think that. Saints Row did...

1

In-Indie - VA-11 HALL-A: Cyberpunk Bartender Action

posted by windwakerguy430

te know what’s a setting that indie developers really seem to like? The cyberpunk genre. I’m not complaining, I Amore that stuff too. But I have like three games played that are cyberpunk, and I am pretty sure I have più waiting to be played that are also taking place in that setting. And naturally, I thought I would review the one I played first on here before the others. And low and behold, it is one that many people have talked about before, VA-11 HALL-A, pronounced Valhalla.

VA-11 HALL-A is set in a cyberpunk world, where corporations decide the fate of humans, where everyone...

Cultober Past Midnight - Ranking The 31 Film of Cultober, Worst to Best

posted by windwakerguy430

Oh boy, we still got some Cultober to go through, everybody. o at the least, we’ve reached the ranking moment for these movies. I think we had a good haul this season. We had a few goodies, a few mehs, and some trash in the mix. But it was mostly a good first year. So let’s talk about the movies, talking about the worst ones and then making our way to the good ones, and what I recommend for ones viewing pleasure. Oh, and I will be rating this film on a ten outta ten scale, 5 points for how scary o spooky the film is and another 5 for how enjoyable it is. So there’s a chance I may like...

CreepySpaghetti: A Parody - Part 1: The Game of Evil.... Evilness

posted by windwakerguy430

Our protagonist.... named "Boy", because his parents never loved him, was looking through the assortment of treasure (And da treasure, I mean a bunch of garbage not even a homeless man would want) at a yard sale. Suddenly, he found a cartuccia lying on the tavolo written in black marker "Majora's Mask". Since Boy has not played Majora's Mask in ages, he decided to buy the game from the old man which looked 90% like a serial killer and 10% a pedophile.
"How much does this game cost?, detto Boy.
The Old Man stroked his moustache, because he really liked to do that, and said, "Oh, it's free".
Boy,...

1

Windwakerguy430's superiore, in alto 20 più Lost Video Games and Content

posted by windwakerguy430

Here’s another list, because twenty Lost games wasn’t enough. There was way too much games that were Lost for several reasons. You’d think that in this giorno and age, it would be hard to lose a game with the level of internet access we have. But no, there are still hundreds of games out there, that never made it to consoles, and probably will stay that way. There was just way too much to leave out, I just had to make a secondo list, continuing the discussion on Lost video games that were either eventually found, have some evidence of their existence, o are so obscure, te probably wouldn’t...

4

Corner of Horror - Episode 1 - Five Nights at Freddy's

posted by windwakerguy430

Okay, let’s just get the most controversial opinion out of the way. Let’s talk about the biggest horror game franchise of this year, and maybe even of all time, also being the video game franchise that I… well… How do I put this… I don’t like Five Nights at Freddy’s
(And thus, Wind was never heard from again. They say his screams as the fan tore him apart could still be heard in his house to this very day)
Yeah, just saying that I don’t like this game is like a black man at a Klan meeting. te don’t do it unless you're suicidal. So, why am I doing it then? Because somebody...

What's Your Take - articolo 53 - Rini's Horrible Fanfiction

posted by windwakerguy430

Yet another fanfic about a mostra I never had the chance to watch. Now, from what I know, this fanfic is based off of the hit anime, Sailor Moon... A mostra in which I never got around to watching because I'm an idiot that never looks at popolare stuff. Anyway, this fanfic here, named Rini's Horrible Death, is a huge piece of shit that I'm surprised I actually got through it without wanting to find the actul sorce for this fanfic and burn every bit of it. Lets begin, shall we?
So, the whole fanfic is about a character from the mostra named Serena is getting fed up with Rini always getting in the way...