Link: Well, what's next
Tetra: We need to meet the island swordmaster, Orca
Link: Orca? te mean that creepy old guy?
Tetra: Oh come on Link. How bad can he be
(Later, in Orca's Dojo)
Orca: Oh, ciao Link. It's been a while
Link: Uh... ciao Orca.
Orca: So, te want some candy. It's over here. Just step into my basement and-
Link: Actually, I'm here for for te to teach me a new sposta so I can leave
Orca: But why would I teach a little kid a dangerous move
Link: (Holds out underpants) because children's mutande says differently
Orca: Okay, I'll teach you
(A few minuti of preparation later)
Orca: Okay, Link. Are te ready for hours of sweaty, man to man action
Link: I'm starting to regret this decision.
Orca: I'm not. Now, the new sposta is as simple as this. Just hold your sword in your hand as if te were going to spin with it, and wait for it to glow, then release.
Link: How do I do that
Orca: Just hold the A button
Link: Oh (Charges attack, then spins like crazy) AAHHHHHH
Orca: Well, there's the new move. How do te feel Link
Link: (Vomits)
Orca: Thought so
Link: My god, is this really the only attack
Orca: Yep
Link: Well, fuck this, I'm getting out of here
Orca: And, one day, I'm getting in your pants
Link: Okay, I'm leaving. I'm leaving
Orca: ........... You'll be back Link........ And I'll be waiting
(Later, outside)
Tetra: So, how was it
Link: Awful. That pedophile in there only gave me a sposta that makes me dizzy as hell
Tetra: Well..... it's better then piss, right
Link: To be honest, I'd rather take a doccia in piss than what I got here
Tetra: Well..... Things could be-
Link: No, don't say it. Last time te did, we started this shit series. Just shut up, Tetra
TO BE CONTINUED
Tetra: We need to meet the island swordmaster, Orca
Link: Orca? te mean that creepy old guy?
Tetra: Oh come on Link. How bad can he be
(Later, in Orca's Dojo)
Orca: Oh, ciao Link. It's been a while
Link: Uh... ciao Orca.
Orca: So, te want some candy. It's over here. Just step into my basement and-
Link: Actually, I'm here for for te to teach me a new sposta so I can leave
Orca: But why would I teach a little kid a dangerous move
Link: (Holds out underpants) because children's mutande says differently
Orca: Okay, I'll teach you
(A few minuti of preparation later)
Orca: Okay, Link. Are te ready for hours of sweaty, man to man action
Link: I'm starting to regret this decision.
Orca: I'm not. Now, the new sposta is as simple as this. Just hold your sword in your hand as if te were going to spin with it, and wait for it to glow, then release.
Link: How do I do that
Orca: Just hold the A button
Link: Oh (Charges attack, then spins like crazy) AAHHHHHH
Orca: Well, there's the new move. How do te feel Link
Link: (Vomits)
Orca: Thought so
Link: My god, is this really the only attack
Orca: Yep
Link: Well, fuck this, I'm getting out of here
Orca: And, one day, I'm getting in your pants
Link: Okay, I'm leaving. I'm leaving
Orca: ........... You'll be back Link........ And I'll be waiting
(Later, outside)
Tetra: So, how was it
Link: Awful. That pedophile in there only gave me a sposta that makes me dizzy as hell
Tetra: Well..... it's better then piss, right
Link: To be honest, I'd rather take a doccia in piss than what I got here
Tetra: Well..... Things could be-
Link: No, don't say it. Last time te did, we started this shit series. Just shut up, Tetra
TO BE CONTINUED
Tingle: Oh, hello aga-
Link: GIVE ME THE FUCKING MAP
Tinge: Well, lets see (Counts bag of rupees) Well, it seems to be about right. Here is your map
Link: GREAT! HOW MUCH MAPS DO I NEED LEFT
Tingle: Hmm...... About four
Link: THANK te (Leaves)
King of Red Lions: So, where is the successivo Triforce shard
Link: ON SOME STUPID ISLAND
King of Red Lions: Then let us be off
Link: GOOD IDEA
King of Red Lions: ......Um...... Why are te still yelling. You've been doing that ever since we left the Wind Temple
Link: I TOLD YOU! I'M REALLY FUCKING PISSED
King of Red Lions: Oh right
TO BE CONTINUED
Link: GIVE ME THE FUCKING MAP
Tinge: Well, lets see (Counts bag of rupees) Well, it seems to be about right. Here is your map
Link: GREAT! HOW MUCH MAPS DO I NEED LEFT
Tingle: Hmm...... About four
Link: THANK te (Leaves)
King of Red Lions: So, where is the successivo Triforce shard
Link: ON SOME STUPID ISLAND
King of Red Lions: Then let us be off
Link: GOOD IDEA
King of Red Lions: ......Um...... Why are te still yelling. You've been doing that ever since we left the Wind Temple
Link: I TOLD YOU! I'M REALLY FUCKING PISSED
King of Red Lions: Oh right
TO BE CONTINUED
Unpa Lunpa doom-pa-de-do
I’ve got a perfect order for you
Unpa Lunpa Doom-pa-de-dee
If te wish to live, you’ll listen to me
What can we do when our labor camps full
Unable to get children to produce our wool
Insurance Fraud is our get-rich-quick scheme
Scaring the people so I may haunt their dreams
The nuclear threats also make me glee
Unpa Lunpa Doom-pa-de-dong
If te follow my laws, te will live long
te will be in daddy’s graces too
Like I, Unpa Lunpa, doom-pa-dee-do
I’ve got a perfect order for you
Unpa Lunpa Doom-pa-de-dee
If te wish to live, you’ll listen to me
What can we do when our labor camps full
Unable to get children to produce our wool
Insurance Fraud is our get-rich-quick scheme
Scaring the people so I may haunt their dreams
The nuclear threats also make me glee
Unpa Lunpa Doom-pa-de-dong
If te follow my laws, te will live long
te will be in daddy’s graces too
Like I, Unpa Lunpa, doom-pa-dee-do