Wow, I can’t believe I am doing this. Now, we all know that there are some bad games out there. The only domanda is which do I think are awful. Now, before we start, this is only my opinion. These aren’t the worst games da default, just the ones I really hate. Also, no E.T., because that would be too easy to predict. Now, with that, lets start the list.
#20: Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing - Now, lets start off with one of the most broken games ever made for the PC. Big Rigs is a truck racing game where te just race trucks. Sounds simple… right. Yeah, te thought wrong. The game is broken straight from the start. te can drive through buildings, te can drive up mountains, te can go faster in reverse, and your opponent never moves, so te are always a winner, or, as the game says, “You’re Winner”. But, the only reason this game is lower is because, unlike the rest, I couldn’t get mad at it. I was laughing più than I was getting angry. Kinda like The Room of gaming when te think of it.
#19: Superman 64 - Oh, man, now this is where the lista gets bad…. incase te couldn’t tell from the titolo of the list. Superman, in my opinion, is a generic super hero. Just give him fucking everything, and there te go, superhero. Hell, his name is generic when te think about it. Super…… man. Just take superpower, and replace power with man… but, anyway, the game is nothing più than a broken, uncontrollable mess. All te do is go through rings, pick up cars, go through rings, pick up cars, rinse and repeat. te also soon get to fight, but it is so bad and broken that te will most likely die. Yeah, imagine that, Superman, the man of steel, gets killed da a fucking bullet. Yeah, fuck the logic of the movies, we have a shitty game to rival them. I would say fuck this game, but, I would be saying that so much throughout the list, it would get old.
#18: Ride to Hell: Retribution - Now, this game just shows te that not every company learned from their mistakes, and it proves that even games today can suck hard. Ride to Hell is a game that shows bikers as a bunch of emotionless killers and rapists. In other words, WHY DIDN’T THEY DO THEIR FUCKING RESEARCH!!! Also, the combat in this game is a broken mess, ranging from god awful shooting, to broken motorcycle fights, to some of the most atrocious quicktime events ever. Also, every woman in this game is used as a sex object, mostrare te terrible, fully clothed, dry humping sex, which makes the sex scenes of Mass Effect look erotic… if your into humans having sex with aliens, and I’m sure there are some people on the internet who are…. But, anyway, another awful thing is the voice acting, which is so bad that it rivals that of those horribly animated foreign shows. And this game is so bad, that the box art, with it’s 1% on it, shows the percentage of fun te will get. Do I really need to say più after that.
#17: JFK Reloaded - This….. This is a game. Someone made this, and thought it would be a good idea to publish. JFK Reloaded is a game where te play as an assassin who shoots JFK…. yes, te are playing a game where te kill John F. Kennedy…. WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA FOR A GAME!? Another thing that is stupid is that… that’s it. That’s the whole game. Just shoot JFK and repeat it over and over until te kill all your brain cells. There is no other purpose for this game, other than to shoot a president. Honestly, do te think this game avoided controversy. It didn’t, which is why it is like this… Seriously, I can’t continue from here. successivo entry.
#16: Pumkin World - Now, this is a game that makes te think educational shows aren’t so bad for your kids. Pumkin World is an educational game, and a bad one at that. This game treats the player like an idiot, telling te what everything is. It tells te what shoes are, what cups are, what apples are. I mean, they treat te like a fucking caveman who was thawed out and is trying to be taught the ways of the future. In other words, this game is boring as hell. Not to mention, the graphics are so bad, it looks like the creators of the game just animated a kindergartner's picture he made in class. So, yeah, if you’re gonna give your kid an educational game, don’t give them this.
#15: Steel Battalion: Heavy Armor - I fucking hate Kinect. I fucking hate Kinect. I FUCKING HATE IT…. So, I hate Kinect. It is a shitty rip off of the Wii, and has some of the worst games made of this generation. But, the worst game made for it, I mean the fucking worst, is this game. This proved that Capcom was turning from oro to shit in the blink of an eye. Steel Battalion: Heavy Armor is a broken fucking mess, with some of the worst motion controls in gaming history, making te sposta your hands around like a fucking moron, all for the sake of pushing a fucking button. Not to mention, I died so many times, not from getting killed da the enemies, but because, due to shitty controls, I self destructed myself. Yeah, the game suck so bad, they made a self destruct button. If your game has a self destruct button that lets te kill yourself, then that’s a problem.
#14: Rise of the Robots - When this game came out for Genesis, people were amazed da its CGI cutscenes. So, people went to the stores, they bought it, they played….. and it fucking sucked. te can not get passed any of the enemies half the time. No matter how good te are, te will always die 50% of the time. To sum up every enemy in this game, just take Shao Kahn from Mortal Kombat 9, and make him every fighter in the fucking game. te can’t fight any of the fighters in this game with strategy. So, how do te beat them? Hide in a corner like a little cagna and kick them until te win….. My God, that is the only way to win this piece of shit. And, its a huge problem to win, because every enemy punches te harder than te do, they have a wider range for their punches, and they have più health than te do. Yeah, because that’s fair, oh wait, NO IT FUCKING ISN’T
#13: Rogue Warrior - Now, what do te get when te take the original Call of Duty, and make him have the language of Angry Video Game Nerd…… te get Rogue Warrior. Also, I shouldn’t use AVGN for this game, because, it isn’t as entertaining. Instead, we get a foul mouthed soldier who simply just calls Communist so much curse words, that putting them all here, would make this lista a lot longer than necessary. Also, the game is just generic. Just take every cliche from WWII FPS games, and make a game out of them. That’s this game. Oh, and this is the real shit kicker. This game lasts two hours and thirty minutes. So, how much does this game cost? SIXTY FUCKING DOLLARS!!! WHY WOULD ANYONE WANT TO BUY THIS GAME FOR SIXTY FUCKING DOLLARS!! I could buy better games for less money. In other words, fuck this game.
#12: drake of the 99 Draghi - Now, what do te get when te get the Matrix, but make Neo a grade A idiot, and make the cameraman of the movie a drunkard and just make him hold a camera. That’s drake of the 99 Draghi for you. This game makes te play as Drake, who is so stupid, he kills himself in the beginning of the game for no fucking reason. The game has some of the worst controls ever. te can’t lock onto enemies, which is vital if te want to hit them. Another big problem is bullet time… Bullet time? My god, this is a Matrix rip off. Anyway, te control like shit in bullet time, because even with this, te still get hurt. Infact, I think te get hurt even più with bullet time, then te do without it. Oh, and the fucking bacheca running. You’d have a better chance of running up a bacheca in real life then this shit. te always slip off, like you’re running up butter, and te always fuck it up, like the creators fucked up this game. My god, and to think I hated Matrix: Reloaded più than this…… Ugh.
#11: Crazy Bus - Oh my god. This game. Crazy Bus is pretty much a game that just says “I didn’t even try”. What do te do in this game, te may ask…… te drive a fucking bus across the screen. That’s it. All te do is slowly drive a bus across an empty landscape. te just drive forward, o backward, and honk the horn. Nothing else. Oh, and then there is the god awful menu screen song. It is so awful, it makes dying Gatti sound like fucking Beethoven. In other words, this game sucks. Case closed.
#10: Shaq Fu - oh…….. Oh…….. OH!!! te thought Rise of the Robots was the worst fighting game ever made. Oh, no, not even close to Shaq Fu. This game is nothing more, then you, playing a fighting game with the eighties commercialized legend, Shaquille O'Neal, who fights mummies, goblins, cat ladies, and whatever fucking else. One of the biggest problems with this game, is that, unlike Rise of the Robots, where te got passed three enemies before turning this game off and chucking the fucking game in the trash, Shaq Fu doesn’t even let te fight the first enemy before te see how fucking broken it is. The controls are so fucking broken, that te will be jumping all over the place like Woody Woodpecker on crack. YOu will barely land a punch, and te will always fucking die due to shit controls. I would say more, but, what do I expect from a game with Shaq as the mascot? Have te even seen his movies?
#9: Dalmatians 3 - Now, this game is nothing più than a false advertisement. The box shows te a cover that looks similar to the Disney movie, 101 Dalmatians. However, this game has nothing to do with the movie in anyway. Also, this game just has a bunch of shitty mini games. There’s a crappy puzzle game, a crappy painting game, and a crappy sound test. Oh, but then there’s the main event, which isn’t even a game. Just a shitty movie. Oh, and if that wasn’t bad enough, the game was so badly made, that it would burn itself while te play it, and te would never be able to play the game ever again It’s so fucking bad, that the game breaks itself. That is an utter level of failure right there.
#8: Dark castello - Oh my god, this game was made when platformers were at their prime. We had amazing platformers like Super Mario World for the SNES, and Sonic the Hedgehog for the Genesis, so, there is no excuse for this game to suck as badly as it does. Now, this game is a fucking mess. The controls will always have te die from one hit enemy deaths, and bottomless pits. te will always die, and, its not your fault when te die. It’s shitty controls that do te in. Also, te have to play as one of the biggest morons in video game history. Your characters always trips and falls flat on his face, like his shoes are tied together o something. Your weapon in this game are rocks, but, te can’t throw them unless te aim, slowly, like your a fucking mortar cannon, and throw the rock, which only hits your enemies sometimes. Also, te need to find three items to beat the games main villain. But, the thing is, te DON’T NEED THEM!!! te can just walk to the final boss right away, which, only makes that god awful experience of finding the items a waste of fucking times. Unless you’re a masochist, DO NOT GO IN THE OTHER THREE ROOMS!!! Better yet, just don’t buy this game.
#7: Daikatana - Now, why did so much people get hyped up for this game? I’ll tell you. Gaming legend John Romero, creator of Doom, made this game. He was an FPS legend among gamers. So, when Daikatana came out, people were so excited, myself included. So, we bought the game, played it….. And we were disappointed. This game is a broken mess. The controls are clunky, and the camera turns like a goddamn tank, your weapons barely do enough damage, the fight system is fucking cheap, and the game is so bugged, that it crashes, making completing the game fucking impossible. Oh, but that’s not all. It is detto that this game was so bad, that fan were angry with John Romero, and were never wanting to see him make games ever again. Yeah, it was that bad. It’s like if Nintendo made one bad Mario game, and then everyone in the world lynched the games creators…. Hopefully that never happens…. but still, fuck this game.
#6: Elf Bowling - Now, Elf Bowling started out as a game on the internet, which was free to play. It was simple, but, nothing too bad. So, some asshole looked at this game and said, “Wait, what if I took this game, made the graphics ever worse, put it on the Gameboy and DS, and sold it to the world…. for money”. And so, Elf Bowling was born. Needless to say, its a fucking poor excuse of a game, and if I ever meet the creator, I will personally kick his ass. Seriously, what the fuck. Why in gods name would te take a free game, from the internet, and sell it for twenty dollars. That’s bullshit. Oh, and, if that wasn’t worse, this game spawned a sequel. And te play shuffleboarding. How the fuck are bowling and shuffleboarding similar. Oh, and if that wasn’t bad enough, there is an Elf Bowling movie…. Let me repeat that, THERE! IS! AN! ELF! BOWLING! MOVIE! I won’t go into detail for this movie. Just watch TheMysteriousMrEnter’s review of it, he does it più justice than I could. Now, before we sposta onto the successivo entry, let me say this. Elf Bowling cost twenty dollars. te can buy Red Dead Redemption for the same price….. Think of that…..
#5: Sonic 2006 - Now, how can te possibly make a game that is so bad, it ruins the game series good name, and takes five games for the series to redeem itself. That is what Sonic 2006 did. It was such an awful game. Sega was dato no choice other than to rush the game and have it released before Christmas. The results? A broken fucking mess that makes Big Rigs look like fucking Grand Theft Auto 5. The voice recitazione is awful, the gameplay is boring, the story is terrible, but, what made me put this game at #5, is the baciare scene. I will spare te the details, but, for those who played this game, and saw… THAT!!! I feel your pain…. And I have to say, having my tongue nailed to a cliff and being forced to dangle from it while fuoco ants bite it is less painful than that scene.
#4: Action 52 - So, what do te get when te get fifty two games in one, only to see they all suck? That’s Action 52 for you. This game is nothing più than some rich bastards way to scam people for their money. This game is filled with poorly controlled platformers, boring as shit beat em ups, hard to see shooters, bland adventure games, Saddam Hussein for some reason, and, the game, which I think is the fucking worst…. Cheetahmen. This fucking game was meant to be the best game on the system, only to be the fucking worst. This game managed to escape the shitty cartuccia and get its own game, Cheetahmen II. It is a broken mess, and I am glad it went missing and never made it to store shelves. However, since Action 52 is so hard to find these days, it has become a collectors item for gamers… Yeah, as if someone really wants to collect this piece of shit.
#3: Rapelay - ……… I am going to hold in my anger for…… Obvious reasons, and just explain why this game is awful………. So, the plot behind Rapelay is that te are a……… rapist, who gets arrested da a young girl, but, te are released da your dad, because the justice system is bullshit, and te plan your revenge to sleep with the girl and her younger sister and mother………………………. OKAY, FUCK IT, I’M NOT HOLDING IN MY ANGER! WHO THE FUCK THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA! WHY THE FUCK WOULD te MAKE A GAME LIKE THIS! THIS BELONGS IN AWFUL FANFICTION! NOT A FUCKING GAME! But, the only reason its #3, is because, it isn’t even much of a game. It’s più of an interactive fanfic. A shitty one at that. te know, I may do a WYT of this in the future, but, for now, I’ll just stick with this… The game sucks.
#2: Bubsy 3D - Bubsy was a game character created da Accolade, who wanted to make him the successivo gaming mascot, like Mario o Sonic. His first two games on the SNES were generic, but, tolerable. Then the Jaguar one came out, which no one bothers to talk about… for good reason, I suppose. Then, came Bubsy 3D…. And OH MY GOD, WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS! Seriously, what is this. This has to be the worst platformer ever. Yes, even più than Dark Castle. At least there is no voice acting. Bubsy has the most annoying voice in gaming history, and considering some characters in video games, that’s really saying something. Also, the camera is always aimed at your back, and te have no control over it. Also, when te jump, the camera moves above your head, which makes landing on platforms difficult. Also, when te jump on enemies, you’ll più than likely get hurt, and the camera then sposta in front of you, only to make te get hurt again. This wouldn’t bother me so much, since games were starting to become 3D, but, no. Super Mario 64, my preferito platformer of all time, was released da this time, and it was amazing. So was Crash Bandicoot, my preferito PS1 game ever, and it was also made before Bubsy 3D. Another thing to note was that the oro X Awards called Bubsy 3D the Sleeper Hits of the 90’s, but, guess what. The oro X Awards never existed. Yes, the company flat out lied about this game having rewards, because, they knew no one would reward this piece of shit. This has to be the poorest excuse for a reward ever. And thank god this game killed Bubsy, because…. would te really want another Bubsy game. I sure as hell don’t.
#1: Legend of Zelda CD-i - Now, te all know I am a huge Zelda fan. I Amore Zelda so much, that I could not hate one of the most hated games. Zelda 2, Amore it. Phantom Hourglass, Amore it. Skyward Sword, Amore it…. But, then, there was one game. Back in the 80’s and early 90’s, Nintendo was letting other companies use their characters for certain things… This will explain why Nintendo is so protective of their game characters now. Lets go down the lista of things made da other companies using Nintendo characters and see why it’s a problem today. There was the Super Mario Brothers Super Show, and it sucked, and there as the Super Mario World 3 Show, and it sucked, and there was the Super Mario World Show, and it sucked, then there was the Super Mario Bros. Movie, and it REALLY sucked, then there was the Legend of Zelda cartoon, and it sucked, and on and on and on. This was no doubt the dark times for Nintendo. But, then came the straw that pretty much obliterated the camels back. Phillips. Phillips to me is LJN to the Angry Video Game Nerd, o pears to Doctor Who. I fucking hate these guys. They made the shitties console I have ever played, the CD-i, and they made the biggest slap in my face ever. Nintendo gave Phillips there rights to use two games. They made a Mario game called Hotel Mario, which was generic and boring, but I don’t wanna talk about that one. I wanna talk about… The Zelda CD-i games. Unlike Mario, there were three Zelda games on the CD-i. Three. And all of the fucking suck. The cutscenes were so awful, that they make the Felix the Cat movie look like Citizen fucking Kane (I felt like I used this joke already). Also, the controls. They are… AWFUL! te will be jumping in hopes to get somewhere, only to fuck it up and die. The game is just so broken in so many ways. But, what really fucks this game up for me, is that, this was a Zelda game. These three Zelda games make me feel disgraced to be a Zelda fan. Sonic fan don’t feel that way to Sonic 2006. Superman fan don’t feel that way to Superman 64. But, Zelda fan are disgusted with this game. This game is Zelda fan own Avatar: The Last Airbender Movie, o their own Dragonball: Evolution. This game sucks, and, I just feel so ashamed that this was made. I’m just glad Nintendo doesn’t even acknowledge it’s existence. Its definitely for the best.
So, there te go. Did te agree with the list. Was there a game te wanted to see here. Tell me below. With that, I will see te all successivo time.
#20: Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing - Now, lets start off with one of the most broken games ever made for the PC. Big Rigs is a truck racing game where te just race trucks. Sounds simple… right. Yeah, te thought wrong. The game is broken straight from the start. te can drive through buildings, te can drive up mountains, te can go faster in reverse, and your opponent never moves, so te are always a winner, or, as the game says, “You’re Winner”. But, the only reason this game is lower is because, unlike the rest, I couldn’t get mad at it. I was laughing più than I was getting angry. Kinda like The Room of gaming when te think of it.
#19: Superman 64 - Oh, man, now this is where the lista gets bad…. incase te couldn’t tell from the titolo of the list. Superman, in my opinion, is a generic super hero. Just give him fucking everything, and there te go, superhero. Hell, his name is generic when te think about it. Super…… man. Just take superpower, and replace power with man… but, anyway, the game is nothing più than a broken, uncontrollable mess. All te do is go through rings, pick up cars, go through rings, pick up cars, rinse and repeat. te also soon get to fight, but it is so bad and broken that te will most likely die. Yeah, imagine that, Superman, the man of steel, gets killed da a fucking bullet. Yeah, fuck the logic of the movies, we have a shitty game to rival them. I would say fuck this game, but, I would be saying that so much throughout the list, it would get old.
#18: Ride to Hell: Retribution - Now, this game just shows te that not every company learned from their mistakes, and it proves that even games today can suck hard. Ride to Hell is a game that shows bikers as a bunch of emotionless killers and rapists. In other words, WHY DIDN’T THEY DO THEIR FUCKING RESEARCH!!! Also, the combat in this game is a broken mess, ranging from god awful shooting, to broken motorcycle fights, to some of the most atrocious quicktime events ever. Also, every woman in this game is used as a sex object, mostrare te terrible, fully clothed, dry humping sex, which makes the sex scenes of Mass Effect look erotic… if your into humans having sex with aliens, and I’m sure there are some people on the internet who are…. But, anyway, another awful thing is the voice acting, which is so bad that it rivals that of those horribly animated foreign shows. And this game is so bad, that the box art, with it’s 1% on it, shows the percentage of fun te will get. Do I really need to say più after that.
#17: JFK Reloaded - This….. This is a game. Someone made this, and thought it would be a good idea to publish. JFK Reloaded is a game where te play as an assassin who shoots JFK…. yes, te are playing a game where te kill John F. Kennedy…. WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA FOR A GAME!? Another thing that is stupid is that… that’s it. That’s the whole game. Just shoot JFK and repeat it over and over until te kill all your brain cells. There is no other purpose for this game, other than to shoot a president. Honestly, do te think this game avoided controversy. It didn’t, which is why it is like this… Seriously, I can’t continue from here. successivo entry.
#16: Pumkin World - Now, this is a game that makes te think educational shows aren’t so bad for your kids. Pumkin World is an educational game, and a bad one at that. This game treats the player like an idiot, telling te what everything is. It tells te what shoes are, what cups are, what apples are. I mean, they treat te like a fucking caveman who was thawed out and is trying to be taught the ways of the future. In other words, this game is boring as hell. Not to mention, the graphics are so bad, it looks like the creators of the game just animated a kindergartner's picture he made in class. So, yeah, if you’re gonna give your kid an educational game, don’t give them this.
#15: Steel Battalion: Heavy Armor - I fucking hate Kinect. I fucking hate Kinect. I FUCKING HATE IT…. So, I hate Kinect. It is a shitty rip off of the Wii, and has some of the worst games made of this generation. But, the worst game made for it, I mean the fucking worst, is this game. This proved that Capcom was turning from oro to shit in the blink of an eye. Steel Battalion: Heavy Armor is a broken fucking mess, with some of the worst motion controls in gaming history, making te sposta your hands around like a fucking moron, all for the sake of pushing a fucking button. Not to mention, I died so many times, not from getting killed da the enemies, but because, due to shitty controls, I self destructed myself. Yeah, the game suck so bad, they made a self destruct button. If your game has a self destruct button that lets te kill yourself, then that’s a problem.
#14: Rise of the Robots - When this game came out for Genesis, people were amazed da its CGI cutscenes. So, people went to the stores, they bought it, they played….. and it fucking sucked. te can not get passed any of the enemies half the time. No matter how good te are, te will always die 50% of the time. To sum up every enemy in this game, just take Shao Kahn from Mortal Kombat 9, and make him every fighter in the fucking game. te can’t fight any of the fighters in this game with strategy. So, how do te beat them? Hide in a corner like a little cagna and kick them until te win….. My God, that is the only way to win this piece of shit. And, its a huge problem to win, because every enemy punches te harder than te do, they have a wider range for their punches, and they have più health than te do. Yeah, because that’s fair, oh wait, NO IT FUCKING ISN’T
#13: Rogue Warrior - Now, what do te get when te take the original Call of Duty, and make him have the language of Angry Video Game Nerd…… te get Rogue Warrior. Also, I shouldn’t use AVGN for this game, because, it isn’t as entertaining. Instead, we get a foul mouthed soldier who simply just calls Communist so much curse words, that putting them all here, would make this lista a lot longer than necessary. Also, the game is just generic. Just take every cliche from WWII FPS games, and make a game out of them. That’s this game. Oh, and this is the real shit kicker. This game lasts two hours and thirty minutes. So, how much does this game cost? SIXTY FUCKING DOLLARS!!! WHY WOULD ANYONE WANT TO BUY THIS GAME FOR SIXTY FUCKING DOLLARS!! I could buy better games for less money. In other words, fuck this game.
#12: drake of the 99 Draghi - Now, what do te get when te get the Matrix, but make Neo a grade A idiot, and make the cameraman of the movie a drunkard and just make him hold a camera. That’s drake of the 99 Draghi for you. This game makes te play as Drake, who is so stupid, he kills himself in the beginning of the game for no fucking reason. The game has some of the worst controls ever. te can’t lock onto enemies, which is vital if te want to hit them. Another big problem is bullet time… Bullet time? My god, this is a Matrix rip off. Anyway, te control like shit in bullet time, because even with this, te still get hurt. Infact, I think te get hurt even più with bullet time, then te do without it. Oh, and the fucking bacheca running. You’d have a better chance of running up a bacheca in real life then this shit. te always slip off, like you’re running up butter, and te always fuck it up, like the creators fucked up this game. My god, and to think I hated Matrix: Reloaded più than this…… Ugh.
#11: Crazy Bus - Oh my god. This game. Crazy Bus is pretty much a game that just says “I didn’t even try”. What do te do in this game, te may ask…… te drive a fucking bus across the screen. That’s it. All te do is slowly drive a bus across an empty landscape. te just drive forward, o backward, and honk the horn. Nothing else. Oh, and then there is the god awful menu screen song. It is so awful, it makes dying Gatti sound like fucking Beethoven. In other words, this game sucks. Case closed.
#10: Shaq Fu - oh…….. Oh…….. OH!!! te thought Rise of the Robots was the worst fighting game ever made. Oh, no, not even close to Shaq Fu. This game is nothing more, then you, playing a fighting game with the eighties commercialized legend, Shaquille O'Neal, who fights mummies, goblins, cat ladies, and whatever fucking else. One of the biggest problems with this game, is that, unlike Rise of the Robots, where te got passed three enemies before turning this game off and chucking the fucking game in the trash, Shaq Fu doesn’t even let te fight the first enemy before te see how fucking broken it is. The controls are so fucking broken, that te will be jumping all over the place like Woody Woodpecker on crack. YOu will barely land a punch, and te will always fucking die due to shit controls. I would say more, but, what do I expect from a game with Shaq as the mascot? Have te even seen his movies?
#9: Dalmatians 3 - Now, this game is nothing più than a false advertisement. The box shows te a cover that looks similar to the Disney movie, 101 Dalmatians. However, this game has nothing to do with the movie in anyway. Also, this game just has a bunch of shitty mini games. There’s a crappy puzzle game, a crappy painting game, and a crappy sound test. Oh, but then there’s the main event, which isn’t even a game. Just a shitty movie. Oh, and if that wasn’t bad enough, the game was so badly made, that it would burn itself while te play it, and te would never be able to play the game ever again It’s so fucking bad, that the game breaks itself. That is an utter level of failure right there.
#8: Dark castello - Oh my god, this game was made when platformers were at their prime. We had amazing platformers like Super Mario World for the SNES, and Sonic the Hedgehog for the Genesis, so, there is no excuse for this game to suck as badly as it does. Now, this game is a fucking mess. The controls will always have te die from one hit enemy deaths, and bottomless pits. te will always die, and, its not your fault when te die. It’s shitty controls that do te in. Also, te have to play as one of the biggest morons in video game history. Your characters always trips and falls flat on his face, like his shoes are tied together o something. Your weapon in this game are rocks, but, te can’t throw them unless te aim, slowly, like your a fucking mortar cannon, and throw the rock, which only hits your enemies sometimes. Also, te need to find three items to beat the games main villain. But, the thing is, te DON’T NEED THEM!!! te can just walk to the final boss right away, which, only makes that god awful experience of finding the items a waste of fucking times. Unless you’re a masochist, DO NOT GO IN THE OTHER THREE ROOMS!!! Better yet, just don’t buy this game.
#7: Daikatana - Now, why did so much people get hyped up for this game? I’ll tell you. Gaming legend John Romero, creator of Doom, made this game. He was an FPS legend among gamers. So, when Daikatana came out, people were so excited, myself included. So, we bought the game, played it….. And we were disappointed. This game is a broken mess. The controls are clunky, and the camera turns like a goddamn tank, your weapons barely do enough damage, the fight system is fucking cheap, and the game is so bugged, that it crashes, making completing the game fucking impossible. Oh, but that’s not all. It is detto that this game was so bad, that fan were angry with John Romero, and were never wanting to see him make games ever again. Yeah, it was that bad. It’s like if Nintendo made one bad Mario game, and then everyone in the world lynched the games creators…. Hopefully that never happens…. but still, fuck this game.
#6: Elf Bowling - Now, Elf Bowling started out as a game on the internet, which was free to play. It was simple, but, nothing too bad. So, some asshole looked at this game and said, “Wait, what if I took this game, made the graphics ever worse, put it on the Gameboy and DS, and sold it to the world…. for money”. And so, Elf Bowling was born. Needless to say, its a fucking poor excuse of a game, and if I ever meet the creator, I will personally kick his ass. Seriously, what the fuck. Why in gods name would te take a free game, from the internet, and sell it for twenty dollars. That’s bullshit. Oh, and, if that wasn’t worse, this game spawned a sequel. And te play shuffleboarding. How the fuck are bowling and shuffleboarding similar. Oh, and if that wasn’t bad enough, there is an Elf Bowling movie…. Let me repeat that, THERE! IS! AN! ELF! BOWLING! MOVIE! I won’t go into detail for this movie. Just watch TheMysteriousMrEnter’s review of it, he does it più justice than I could. Now, before we sposta onto the successivo entry, let me say this. Elf Bowling cost twenty dollars. te can buy Red Dead Redemption for the same price….. Think of that…..
#5: Sonic 2006 - Now, how can te possibly make a game that is so bad, it ruins the game series good name, and takes five games for the series to redeem itself. That is what Sonic 2006 did. It was such an awful game. Sega was dato no choice other than to rush the game and have it released before Christmas. The results? A broken fucking mess that makes Big Rigs look like fucking Grand Theft Auto 5. The voice recitazione is awful, the gameplay is boring, the story is terrible, but, what made me put this game at #5, is the baciare scene. I will spare te the details, but, for those who played this game, and saw… THAT!!! I feel your pain…. And I have to say, having my tongue nailed to a cliff and being forced to dangle from it while fuoco ants bite it is less painful than that scene.
#4: Action 52 - So, what do te get when te get fifty two games in one, only to see they all suck? That’s Action 52 for you. This game is nothing più than some rich bastards way to scam people for their money. This game is filled with poorly controlled platformers, boring as shit beat em ups, hard to see shooters, bland adventure games, Saddam Hussein for some reason, and, the game, which I think is the fucking worst…. Cheetahmen. This fucking game was meant to be the best game on the system, only to be the fucking worst. This game managed to escape the shitty cartuccia and get its own game, Cheetahmen II. It is a broken mess, and I am glad it went missing and never made it to store shelves. However, since Action 52 is so hard to find these days, it has become a collectors item for gamers… Yeah, as if someone really wants to collect this piece of shit.
#3: Rapelay - ……… I am going to hold in my anger for…… Obvious reasons, and just explain why this game is awful………. So, the plot behind Rapelay is that te are a……… rapist, who gets arrested da a young girl, but, te are released da your dad, because the justice system is bullshit, and te plan your revenge to sleep with the girl and her younger sister and mother………………………. OKAY, FUCK IT, I’M NOT HOLDING IN MY ANGER! WHO THE FUCK THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA! WHY THE FUCK WOULD te MAKE A GAME LIKE THIS! THIS BELONGS IN AWFUL FANFICTION! NOT A FUCKING GAME! But, the only reason its #3, is because, it isn’t even much of a game. It’s più of an interactive fanfic. A shitty one at that. te know, I may do a WYT of this in the future, but, for now, I’ll just stick with this… The game sucks.
#2: Bubsy 3D - Bubsy was a game character created da Accolade, who wanted to make him the successivo gaming mascot, like Mario o Sonic. His first two games on the SNES were generic, but, tolerable. Then the Jaguar one came out, which no one bothers to talk about… for good reason, I suppose. Then, came Bubsy 3D…. And OH MY GOD, WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS! Seriously, what is this. This has to be the worst platformer ever. Yes, even più than Dark Castle. At least there is no voice acting. Bubsy has the most annoying voice in gaming history, and considering some characters in video games, that’s really saying something. Also, the camera is always aimed at your back, and te have no control over it. Also, when te jump, the camera moves above your head, which makes landing on platforms difficult. Also, when te jump on enemies, you’ll più than likely get hurt, and the camera then sposta in front of you, only to make te get hurt again. This wouldn’t bother me so much, since games were starting to become 3D, but, no. Super Mario 64, my preferito platformer of all time, was released da this time, and it was amazing. So was Crash Bandicoot, my preferito PS1 game ever, and it was also made before Bubsy 3D. Another thing to note was that the oro X Awards called Bubsy 3D the Sleeper Hits of the 90’s, but, guess what. The oro X Awards never existed. Yes, the company flat out lied about this game having rewards, because, they knew no one would reward this piece of shit. This has to be the poorest excuse for a reward ever. And thank god this game killed Bubsy, because…. would te really want another Bubsy game. I sure as hell don’t.
#1: Legend of Zelda CD-i - Now, te all know I am a huge Zelda fan. I Amore Zelda so much, that I could not hate one of the most hated games. Zelda 2, Amore it. Phantom Hourglass, Amore it. Skyward Sword, Amore it…. But, then, there was one game. Back in the 80’s and early 90’s, Nintendo was letting other companies use their characters for certain things… This will explain why Nintendo is so protective of their game characters now. Lets go down the lista of things made da other companies using Nintendo characters and see why it’s a problem today. There was the Super Mario Brothers Super Show, and it sucked, and there as the Super Mario World 3 Show, and it sucked, and there was the Super Mario World Show, and it sucked, then there was the Super Mario Bros. Movie, and it REALLY sucked, then there was the Legend of Zelda cartoon, and it sucked, and on and on and on. This was no doubt the dark times for Nintendo. But, then came the straw that pretty much obliterated the camels back. Phillips. Phillips to me is LJN to the Angry Video Game Nerd, o pears to Doctor Who. I fucking hate these guys. They made the shitties console I have ever played, the CD-i, and they made the biggest slap in my face ever. Nintendo gave Phillips there rights to use two games. They made a Mario game called Hotel Mario, which was generic and boring, but I don’t wanna talk about that one. I wanna talk about… The Zelda CD-i games. Unlike Mario, there were three Zelda games on the CD-i. Three. And all of the fucking suck. The cutscenes were so awful, that they make the Felix the Cat movie look like Citizen fucking Kane (I felt like I used this joke already). Also, the controls. They are… AWFUL! te will be jumping in hopes to get somewhere, only to fuck it up and die. The game is just so broken in so many ways. But, what really fucks this game up for me, is that, this was a Zelda game. These three Zelda games make me feel disgraced to be a Zelda fan. Sonic fan don’t feel that way to Sonic 2006. Superman fan don’t feel that way to Superman 64. But, Zelda fan are disgusted with this game. This game is Zelda fan own Avatar: The Last Airbender Movie, o their own Dragonball: Evolution. This game sucks, and, I just feel so ashamed that this was made. I’m just glad Nintendo doesn’t even acknowledge it’s existence. Its definitely for the best.
So, there te go. Did te agree with the list. Was there a game te wanted to see here. Tell me below. With that, I will see te all successivo time.