Now, what is the purpose of boss battles. They are to test your skills, give te a challenge, and to be just complessivamente, generale fun... but, what happens when bosses ignore those ideas and do whatever the hell they want. Well, that's this lista for you. Now, a couple ground rules. These have to be games I have played and they have to be one per franchise. So, with that, lets start the list



#20: fuoco Leo from Viewtiful Joe - Now, this is the boss te face before the games final boss. fuoco Leo is a real cagna to defeat. Throughout the fight, he runs around the arena, shooting fireballs at you, which te need to kick at fast speed, in order to make set your fists on fire, so te can punch, punzone through fuoco Leo's fuoco shield. But, that's not all. Once te do that, te need to slow down to be able to dodge his attacks so te can stun him, then get a hit on him. However, da doing this, te will run out of energy, only to take massive damage yourself. Oh, and if that's not bad enough, then the floor has a giant gap which te can fall to your death in. However, he's this low on the list, because, te can actually start back at this fight, and, te can always buy upgrades with whatever money te got from the fight. So, at least it makes the fight KINDA easy.



#19: Heinrich from Conker's Bad pelliccia giorno - Conker's Bad pelliccia giorno is a funny game. It is filled with some of the most rude and immature humor of the nineties. However, the boss battles were mediocre at best. So, which one is the king of awful bosses. No one better then the final boss of course. First off, if the final boss looks like a Xenomorph from Aliens to you, then, your right. That's the point. And it makes no sense... at all. Now, the fight itself.... it sucks. All te do is jump over Heinrich's tail, which is easy, then punch, punzone him four times until he falls down, then grab his tail and throw him. Do this twice and te win the game. What makes this even worse is that people actually took this fight seriously. Yeah, because a game about a drunk scoiattolo with a potty mouth with più sex, gore, and literal shit on the N64 needs to be taken seriously.



#18: Pileated Snagret from Pikmin 2 - Now, what's the first thing te think of when te think of an idea for a boss. Well, if te answered a giant bird head on a fishes body with one leg, then, te are either on some seriously mindfucking drugs... o your the guys behind THIS FUCKING THING! Seriously, look at it. LOOK AT IT! This has to be one of the stupidest designs I have ever seen for a boss ever. Also, the fight is really bad. First off, the Pileated Snagret has so much health, that it isn't even funny. Also, unlike the smaller versions of this thing, he can run off, making it a real cagna to hit him. Oh, and if that wasn't bad enough, he comes back again. This time, successivo to a sandhole, which makes your movement ungodly atrocious, and it makes hitting this fucker even harder. Why does this need to exist?



#17: Awaueck from Ristar - Now, Ristar is a Sega Genesis games, with... tolerable bosses. But, Awaueck is a real pain in the neck. This guy has musical notes that are real hard to dodge, and, if that wasn't bad enough, then, get ready for this. Cause it gets worse. After te hit him enough times, he will then begin to drop feathers on you, stomp on you, and.. the diving. His dive attack is so hard to avoid, that it was the first thing to kill me in this fight. Seriously, this guy and the final boss are the only two bosses to kill me in Ristar. At least the final boss was a fair challenge. This... This is just TOO much challenge. And it is just awful.



#16: Solidus Snake from Metal Gear Solid 2 - Oh, man, did this one sting when I fought this boss. Solidus Snake is nothing più than a stain on this great game. Sure, some could say that Metal Gear Solid 2 itself is the stain, but that's not what we're here to talk about. Solidus was built up as this invincible man who could defeat anyone. However, when we got to fight him, it was as much of a fight as a kid trying to catch a chicken. Seriously, this whole fight, te are trying to catch Solidus as he runs away from you. So, in other words, you'll be chasing him, più than dealing o receiving damage. My god, chasing down the legendary bird Pokemon in Pokemon X and Y was più entertaining than this shit



#15: Eggman/Tails Rematch from Sonic Adventure 2 - Now, what could be detto about Sonic Adventure that no one else has said. It's a fun game- No. The Musica is awesome- No. The Chao Garden is amazing- No. The voice recitazione is crap, the story is laughable, and Knuckles stages suck badly- No.... Oh, I know, THE REMATCH BETWEEN TAILS AND EGGMAN IS FUCKING CHEAP! Seriously, in the first fight, its as easy as fighting wet paper, but, in the successivo fight.... Oh, God. Weather te are Eggman o Tails, it doesn't matter. te will still hate this fight. There are only twelve rings, which are not near enough to heal you, and te will be spamming your attacks and jumping in hopes te survive. But, your opponent has two attacks te don't. First is the heat-seeking missiles which are real hard to avoid, but, then there's the hyper beam... Oh my god. The hyper beam is so god awfully hard to avoid and does so much damage, that, if te have half health, te will die. There's no exception. Oh, and if that wasn't bad enough, they can spam this attack forever. You, however, can't do it even once. You're just stuck with the machine gun, which does jack shit. Thank god Shadow came after this, otherwise... UGH....



#14: Papu Papu from Crash Bandicoot - Now, this has to be one pathetic boss fight. All te do is avoid Papu Papu's easy-to-avoid stick, then jump on his head. After te do this three times, te will win. Now, what makes this even più insulting is that, my brother, who was five when he first played this, beat Papu Papu on his first try... yeah, he sucks so bad, a five anno old can beat him. Do I really need to explain this anymore.



#13: Super Soldier from Return to castello Wolfenstein - What happens when te take an already annoying enemy, increase his health and damage, and make him a boss. That's Super Soldier. He is pretty much an upgraded X Soldier, but, my god, is he hard to beat. He has a rocket launcher, and electricity shooter, both that can kill te in one hit. Even with your advanced weapons, it is still near impossible to beat him. The only thing that can save te is health packs and armor. Only problem... THEIR ARE ALL BEHIND THE SUPER SOLDIER!!! Literally, the things te need to beat him are right behind him. In other words, te will die before te can even reach them. Oh, and after te luckily beat him, Nazis will come and attack you, and te will probably be low on health, so, if te die, te HAVE TO FIGHT THE SUPER SOLDIER ALL OVER AGAIN!!!



#12: Dracula from Castlevania 2: Simon's Quest - Now, if te all have seen the Angry Video Game Nerd's reviews, te all know how bad this game is. So, why not make a disappointing final boss. First off, this is Dracula. Okay, so, WHY DOES HE LOOK NOTHING LIKE DRACULA! Also, te can easily defeat him just da hiding in a corner and wiping the fuck out of him. Why did they have to fuck up this final boss. Matter of fact, why did they fuck up this game period.



#11: Shao Kahn from Mortal Kombat 9 - Now, te want to see a chepa fighting boss. Well, here te go. Now, Shao Kahn may be one of my preferito gaming villains of all time, but his final boss fight is one of the worst in fighting games. All he does is spam, like a bratty twelve anno old on an online match. He will either spam his rush attack, spear, o his ungodly hammer. All of which do massive damage. But, every attack te do seems to be as painful to him as getting hit with water droplets. So, just get ready to die over, and over, and Over, and Over, and OVER!!!



#10: Gyorg from Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask - Now, Majora's Mask may be my secondo preferito Legend of Zelda game ever... but, sadly, it has the worst water level in gaming history. The Great Temple is a real cagna to get into, having to go and collect eight different eggs, and then, the temple itself is awful, where te will be swept through currents and have to switch the water directions multiple times. So, da this point, I wasn't expecting anything good.... I was unfortunately right. First off, lets talk about Gyorg's name... really? Gyorg was the best name Nintendo could come up with.... Ugh. But, the fight itself is atrocious. Gyorg will refuse to come on land, so te will need to switch to the Zora mask and swim into the water, where te will be vulnerable to every one of Geyorg's attacks. And te will never spot Gyorg, because the fixed camera angle is bullshit. I was tempting to put Morpha from Ocarina of Time on this list, BUT AT LEAST THE CAMERA IS STILL FUCKING OPERATIONAL!!!



#9: Cletus from Dead Rising - Now, people who have seen my superiore, in alto 29 Dead Rising Psychopaths lista would think Bibi would take this spot. But, no, because, I really don't count that as a boss fight. Cletus, on the other hand, is... and a shitty one at that. Throughout the fight, te are forced to stay away from him, but even then, it's hard to avoid getting hurt. Cletus's shotgun does massive damage and is horribly unavoidable. Also, te can not get close to him, as he will throw te out of the store, which will leave te vulnerable to getting shot. Also, te NEED A GUN! But, like I said, te can't get close to him. And since he is behind the counter of a gun store, te can not grab a gun ever. Oh, and if te stop attacking for even a second, he will fully heal himself, making all the hard work of damaging him in vain. But, once te have the Mega Buster... well, prepare to have a smile on your face, we'll say [Note: The Mega Buster is the best weapon in the game. If te don't have it, go get it... right now]



#8: Giant Goomba from New Super Mario Bros - It is a giant Goomba. Nothing new. It walks back and forth, and that's it. It's just bigger. It sucks. Plan and simple. Next.



#7: Jack Krauser from Resident Evil 4 - Now, what's the one thing te should never have in a boss fight? Quick, impossible to predict, quick time events. te know, quick time events? Those moments where te have to push a button as quickly as possible o te die, and they always happen during a cutscene whenever te least expect it? Yeah, those are quick time events. I fucking hate them. So, Capcom, being the dipshits that they are, thought it would be a brilliant idea to make a whole boss fight based on it. That is the Jack Krauser fight. Seriously, the whole fight is just te pushing buttons and hope for the best. The only way te can do this without dying once is if te were a combination of the Road Runner, Sonic the Hedgehog, and arcobaleno Dash. And even then, your chances of not dying once are still slim. But, at least the secondo fight isn't bad............. Could be better though.



#6: The BooBeam Trap from Megaman 2 - Now, te all know that I Amore classic Megaman. It is just so fun... te know what's not fun. THIS PIECE OF SHIT! The BooBeam Trap is as crappy as it is bland. It is just a bunch of turrets. How impressive... No, not really, it sucks... badly. But, if that wasn't bad enough, they all shoot at the same time, and they fuoco extremely fast bullets, which do massive damage and are impossible to avoid. Also, te need Crash Bombs to kill them. However there are a bunch of walls that can only be blown up da Crash Bombs. Don't blow those up. Those are beginners traps. They are just there to waste Crash Bombs. And, once te run out of Crash Bombs, te won't get any ammo, so you'll have to kill yourself, and repeat a later section of the stage to get all your ammo back. So, yeah, a boss that tricks te into wasting necessities so te can kill yourself... ladies and gentleman, gamings first troll... Well, when I put it that way, then I hate these fuckers more.



#5: Killbane from Saints Row: The Third - I detto it before, and I'll say it again. I FUCKING HATE SAINTS ROW: THE THIRD! It took everything that made the original two great and fucked it up. But, the thing that really pissed me off the most in the game are all three Killbane fights. Yes, te heard right, te have to fight this bastard three times. Well, technically two fights, but, there are three fights with him. All of which suck. First off, he is portrayed as this unstoppable killing machine who can defeat anyone. But, when te fight him, its like fighting a five anno old with brittle bones. The first fight is basically where te avoid him... which te are in no rush of doing, since he is as slow as a snail, and then beat him with a melee weapon, which results in quick time events. Oh, not this shit again. Why quick time events? Why? Anyway, the third fight, which te get with the canon ending, is where te fight him on Mars, and the only way to beat him is da blowing up these things called Lava Crystals. Do I need to explain how stupid that is. The third fight, which te get with the other ending, is just mashing buttons..... My.... God. So, yeah, in other words, don't buy Saints Row: The Third, it sucks... just buy Saints Row 4 if te can.



#4: 343 Guilty Spark from Halo 3 - Why, Bungie, Why? Why make this annoying piece of mechanical shit be the final boss to a great game. WHY? 343 Guilty Spark was always an annoying bastard even before the end of Halo 3. He was an arrogant jerk who would barely tell te anything about the story. So, when he was the final boss, I wasn't expecting much. I was right. All he does is fly around, and occasionally shoot at you, which is as effective as a zanzara bite. Oh, and te are also dato a laser gun which can easily kill him, and, te could be blind and still kill him, because the laser gun, for some reason, has unlimited ammo. So, in other words, this fight is a huge disappointment to a great game.



#3: Vladimir Makarov from Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3 - Now, I do not like the Call of Duty series. The story is kinda dull at times, the characters never shut the fuck up unless your playing as them, this game is only a bestseller because of the multiplayer that people only want to play fucking Nuke Town in, people treat this game like the fucking mosia, and so on. But, I will give it this, Makarov is an amazing villain. Sure, people hate him and I can see why, but, they can't deny that he knows what he is doing. He single handedly started World War 3 and was able to escape countless times. So, when I got to the final level of Modern Warfare 3, I was hoping for an epic showdown... What I got was a bad taste in my mouth as the credits rolled. Now, the Modern Warfare series has an awful trend of final bosses. Modern Warfare 1's final boss, it sucked. Modern Warfare 2's final boss, it sucked. And Modern Warfare 3 is no exception. Seriously, this is the main villain. I was expecting an epic final showdown. All I got was "Hey, push a few buttons and win. This message is from Activision. Thanks for your money, asshole. Now buy our Walking Dead: Survival Instincts and watch how we shit all over Walking Dead's good name for money. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOOOOOL".



#2: Sephiroth from Final fantasy VII - Now, when te have so much buildup for a villain, te think the boss fi- Okay, we all know where this sentence is leading up to. I'll just spit it out. Sephiroth's fight was disappointing. His first fight was pretty good, then the secondo fight was awesome. I swear, this should have been the final boss. Then there's the final fight. A one on one fight between nube, nuvola and Sephiroth. When te start, te are dato Omnislash, an attack that lets te Slash at least fifteen times, doing 9999 damage each. That is insane. But, the thing is, anything can kill Sephiroth in one hit. A weak slash, a low level spell, ANYTHING. Hell, te can put the controller down, letting Sephiroth attack, which, no matter how hard te try, will never kill you, then nube, nuvola will automatically counter attack, killing Sephiroth instantly. This did not need to be the final boss. The ones before this were better. Why did this need to be the final boss... but, we still have one boss left.... oh god.



#1: Lucien Fairfax from Fable 2 - Oh, god. Not this boss. Now Fable 2 is my secondo preferito game of all time. Sure, it has some flaws, but nothing stopping me from loving it. But, it's final boss is terrible. So, Lucien is the king of Albion, and he kills your sister, and tries to kill you, so te don't interfere with his plans. He then imprisons te and many other innocent people for years, so they can work on his spire. He then kills your dog and tries to kill te again, and he tells te how his plan is to kill everyone and start over again. Now, this is the kind of guy that would lead up to an epic boss fight. So, when te get to him, he talks... and talks... AND TALKS! He never stops. All te can do is shoot him. And it takes only one shot to kill him. Oh, and don't try waiting, because, if te do, your ally will shoot him instead. So, yeah, Lucien is the worst boss in video games ever. At least Sephiroth kind of attacked you. Lucien, however, does nothing... at all. I am actually debating in my mind weather this is a boss, let alone the games final boss. But, he is the main antagonist, and you, the player, can kill him, so.. yes, he is a boss, and the worst boss ever.

So, that is my list. Do te agree with it? Tell me below. With that, I will see te all successivo time.