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During my parent's temporary split-up, I was living with my mother at her grandmother’s house. The reason for this is because my dad lived in Middletown. And OH BOY, let me tell you, there is no worse place to live in in the south-eastern side of this Ohio than Middletown. The town was always dirty, there were decrepit neighborhoods everywhere. Gang members were always driving around, prostitutes would come out on the evening like Happy ora for HIV carriers, and there was at least one gun fired a day. Hell, one gun fuoco was a good giorno in Middletown, because you’ll realize that the hospital may not be so crowded like it usually is. But anyway, my father was living in an apartment he got for free as long as he works on it. In short, he lived in what had to be the worst looking apartment I had ever seen. The walls were chipping, the electricity was off, there was a whole lot of stains, and on the secondo floor was debris falling through the ceiling. This place was a fucking mess, and I thought living in oxford sucked. But anyway, we weren’t allowed inside, because honestly, I think there was a whole lot of mold growing inside. So most of our time was spent outside, where we would talk, explore town, and hopefully make it back home without getting mugged. One day, while we were out, me and my brother found this water fun. It was completely painted to look like a real gun. I mean, from a distance, this looks incredibly real. So, my brother thought it would be funny to take it, which honestly was the stupidest fucking idea he had ever come up with. I mean, in a town where getting shot is più likely than getting into a car accident, a toy gun is the last thing te want to be waving around in this damn town. So, while we were walking, my brother saw these two big kids. And I am not even kidding, these were some of the biggest kids I had ever seen in my life. One of them had the hands that looked like sledgehammers, and the other guy was as tough as fucking Arnold Schwarzenegger, even though he only looked about fourteen. So, when they saw us and, for no reason at all, started yelling at us. I have no idea why. Maybe we just weren’t tough looking enough for this area. They then started insulting us from a distance, and I just thought “Whatever”. However, my brother wasn’t going to take any of that. He then started yelling right back at them, trying to piss them off, because my brother is the Comeback King, let me tell you. He once made a kid cry because his insults were so hurtful… But this kid did beat women, so I guess it was justified. Anyway, he started insulting these guys, of course, I kept trying to shut him the fuck up before those guys come right at us. Before I knew it though, these fucking giants started running right at us. I am not kidding, they were dashing at us like a couple of football players. They looked like they were ready to just tackle us and start beating the fuck out of us. So, my brother just reached into his pocket and pulled out the toy gun, and here I am thinking “Oh great. We’re so fucking dead”. But, before I knew it, those two giant psychopaths just stopped running towards us and just ran off the secondo they saw the gun. I just stood there, stunned. I mean, what the fuck. I was not expecting these two gigantic bastards to just run away, scared as shit, at the sight of a toy gun. So, after that, me and my brother went back to my dad’s apartment, and sure, he did get mad because we were out late, but I was just glad to be alive, so I really couldn’t care at the moment. So, long story short, we never went near that strada, via again. Though, honestly, I don’t get why I should be so worried if two big fucking kids get scared of a water gun.
1: VALENTINE'S DAY:
When SpongeBob didn't give him a present for Valentine's giorno (He did but the present didn't come at first) Patrick was upset when he thought Spongebob lied to him. But eventually Patrick went insane over this; nearly destroying the amusement park and threatening the citizens. This is also widely considered to be Patrick's straightest villain role (alongside Rule of Dumb).

2: I'M WITH STUPID:
When Spongebob pretends to be dumb to make Patrick look smarter in front of his parents, Patrick takes it too far and begins treating Spongebob like he really is dumb. Not only that, but...
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Well, we’re finally at the superiore, in alto ten. We’ve come quite a long way, haven’t we. But now, it is time to talk about the shows that impressed me beyond all expectations. So, here we go

#10: Elfen Lied



Now, if there is anything a horror Anime must do best, it’s keep suspense and also scare the viewer throughout the entire show. Elfen Lied does just that. The mostra is about two cousins, Kouta and Yuka, who find a girl on the spiaggia named Nyu. However, what they are not aware of is that this girl is actually named Lucy, and she is actually a Diclonius, which are a race of humans with psychic...
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Now, I have seen some serious shit when it comes to movies. Just because there are so many amazing Film out there doesn’t mean that all of them are amazing. Hell, some of them are the biggest pile of shit ever to rise from Satan’s toilet bowl. So, I am going to tell te all the worst Film I have ever seen. First off, these have to be Film that I have seen, so no Cibo Fight, Biodome, o any of the animated Titanic movies. However, trust me, there are some real bad choices on this list. Also, forget about seeing The Wicker Man, Birdemic, and The Room on this list, because at least those...
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After seeing an April Fool’s joke about the ten best Wind Wanker islands, that got me thinking that I should make my own. And no, not an April Fool’s joke either. I mean a truthful list. Now, before I begin, the rules are that I am not counting any main islands that have dungeons on them, o are major islands. So, Outset Island, Forsaken Fortress, Windfall Island, Dragon Roost Island, Forest Haven, Tower of the Gods, Headstone Island, o Wind Isle are all out. Now, with that said, lets start the list.

 Islet of Steel
Islet of Steel


#10: Islet of Steel - Now, this is a very strange choice, since this...
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Now, there are a lot of games out there with a lot of endings. Endings in video games are a way to tie up the story loose ends and to reward the player with a sense of satisfaction. However, there are also THOSE endings. te know, those endings that are just bad. Now, when I say bad endings, I don’t mean bad as in “These endings are terrible. How could they be released?” I mean those endings that punish te for your poor choices throughout the game and give te a bad ending. Now, the rules are as followed. Only games that I have played, and only one per franchise. Also, this should be...
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Now, video game have a LOT of weapons in them. Some of them are overpowered, some of them are funny, and some are really cool… And then there are THOSE weapons. te know, the ones that make te want to avoid them as much as possible. Yeah, THOSE weapons. Now, before I start this, some rules. One, these are only weapons from games that I have played, and only one per franchise. Also, these are not based off design. They are based off the weapons damage and how effective it is. Also, no powerups. So, nothing from Super Mario Bros, Kirby, Sonic, o any platformer. Oh, and the Klobb from Goldeneye...
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Now, I Amore Animal Crossing: New Leaf. It’s one of my preferito games of all time. And, I REALLY Amore the rare items. Probably because they are based off other Nintendo Games. So, today, I am going to talk about my preferito items from the game. Why… because no one else has done it and I want to do it before it’s too late. Now, lets start

 fuoco Bar
Fire Bar


#10: fuoco Bar - Now, this is the fuoco Bar from Super Mario Bros… Even though everyone just called it that thing that spins around fuoco balls. This is a cool item because it is ALWAYS spinning. Not to mention that it also plays the NES theme...
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Now, I already talked about the dungeons in Zelda that I Amore so much… Sadly though, not all dungeons are fun. Now, all these dungeons are either tedious, boring, o were just plain awful. Now, remember, these are the dungeons I hate. If there is a dungeon that te didn’t want to see on here, then I either like it, o it didn’t make the cut. Now, with that said, lets start the list

 Savage Labyrinth
Savage Labyrinth


#10: Savage Labyrinth from Wind Waker - Now, this a dungeons that goes on FAR too long. te have to fight enemy after enemy after enemy. And if that wasn’t bad enough, te actually have...
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Now, after I made my superiore, in alto Ten Lovable Douchebags list, I noticed something. There are a lot più lovable douchebags out there. So, I wanna talk about the many più lovable douchebags in gaming. First off, the obvious. Only one game per franchise, and they can not be villains, just people who would be jerks in real life. Now, lets start the list

 Kazooie
Kazooie


#10: Kazooie from Banjo-Kazooie - Now, this has to be one of the più nostalgic characters on this list. Kazooie is Banjo’s sidekick who is always making fun of every character te meet. And, hell, she’ll even break the 4th bacheca più times...
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Hello Everyone, and, today, I want to compare the two biggest stars in gaming. That would be, Mr. Video Game, Mario “Jumpman” Mario and The Blue Dude with and Attitude, Sonic the Hedgehog. Now, these two have been fighting since the 90’s, even when Sega moved to Nintendo consoles, they still find a way to challenge each other, even if it is in Olympic sports. So, now, I want to compare what one does better than the other. Lets Start with The 5 Things Mario Does Better than Sonic

#5: Mario Was The Original Platformer - Now, when the NES came out, one of the first games to grace it was Super...
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................................ Okay................... What the hell is this............ I think that something like this, finally got to me............. Why............ Because, unlike most things I reviewed is actually 100% true.
Now, this thing, is known as Hot Skitty on Wailord Action..... What's so hot about it. Now, Skitty is a very small Pokemon, where as Wailord is a very large Pokemon. Now, the reason this is true, is because that there is a Pokemon giorno Care Center. Here, te can leave two Pokemon. When te leave them, and if one is male and the other is female, they can have an egg....
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Hello everyone, and I was thinking. I did a superiore, in alto Ten Hated MLP characters, and a superiore, in alto Ten Hated Video Game Characters list, so now, I am thinking of doing a superiore, in alto Ten Hated Cartoon Characters list. Now, if te like a character that is on this list, remember, this is my list, so my opinion. With that, lets start

10: Eddy's Brother from Ed Edd n Eddy - Now, this mostra knew how to end the series very well. Sadly, this character is just a jerk. Eddy's Brother was also depicted as being a legend who everyone feared and worshipped. However, what he really is is a total jerk who finds joy in torturing his...
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Today we'll be reviewing the Total Drama Island Fanfic known as The Death of Nick.... And I feel ashamed to share the same name as a character from this fanfiction.
Now, before we start, I have to say that I enjoyed Total Drama Island. It was a very good mostra with a great plot, a wonderful cast of characters, and had most of the time spot on humor. But the fanfiction..... Oh boy. So, this story starts off on a positive note. We see the OC character, Nick, get murdered da Trent...... Wait, what? Yeah, this is how the fanfic starts. Not even a secondo in this story and already were getting a murder...
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(Nick risposte door)
Nick: Oh my God, how many times are te going to knock on this door. Do te want me to shoot te in the face
Joe: Hey, I am tired of te slamming the door in my face. te know what. I think Dante won't mind if I kill someone
Nick: Wait what
(Joe pulls out a spiked mace and slams it on the ground)
Nick: Oh shit (Slams door)
Cody: Huh. Who was that
Nick: Cody, where's Alice and Cory
Cody: Cory went to a football game and Alice is at the gun store buying più ammo
Nick: Then it's just us. Go grab the chitarra Axe and Kodama
Cody: Wait, wh-
(Joe breaks door down)
Cody: I'll go get them (Runs...
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 Isaac
Isaac
Nick: Okay, Alice, just aim and-
Alice: (Fires all the targets with pistol)
Nick: Holy shit, that was awesome, Alice
Alice: Thanks
Nick: Now, lets try with moving targets

Cody: (Playing XBox with Cory)
Cory: Why do te suck at this game
Cody: te shut your mouth. I'm great (Cody's AI dies)
Cory: Great, huh
Cody: Shut it
Nick: Hey, were back
Cody: Where were te two. Robbing old people like the good old fucking days
Nick: No, I was teaching Alice how to use a gun. She even hit all the moving targets without missing once
Cody: Wait, moving targets
Nick: te know, the neighborhood cats. She shot everyone of...
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Hello everyone, and welcome to Boss Bits. Today, we'll be talking about the the sequel to one of the first FPS ever. That game would be Return To castello Wolfenstien. Wolfenstien is a game where te play as the American soldier, B.J. Blaskowitz as he fights Nazis, Zombies, Screwed up-abominable monsters, Robots, and a whole mish mash of crap I can't even identify. This game was... Okay, but its nothing like the original. How, Well... The bosses of course

Boss: Olaric
This thing pretty much comes after one of the antagonist, Helga, robs a crypt holding an ancient artifact which brings this abomination...
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veloce, swift Justice: Ace Attorney

Case 2-3

The Masked Turnabout

???- Ha. There here. just as planned
Howard- Hey, Leroy. What's that over there
Leroy- Some strada, via performer, I guess
Howard- What's he running from
Leroy- ...I think he's running after something
Howard- Your right. He looks like he's running at...
*Slice* *Slice* *Slice*
???- The plan may be a little different. But, it will still work

Swift Justice Law Office
June 14th 12:00 p.m.

Lilly: Swift. How are te doing today?
Swift: As always, Lilly, I'm fine
Lilly: Sorry. I'm just wondering when were going to get to the successivo step of my training
Swift: Just...
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(This is an experimental articolo for something else, depending on if it gets the right attention. If te like it, great, but do not expect much from it)

*McKenzie ran through the woods in a panic, shoving branches and leaves out of his way through the darkness, barely able to see through the light of the moon. His car was parked just outside of the town, same as it was for the past week he was here. All he could hear was the shouting of… something behind him, chasing him, getting closer and closer. Carrying the fucile in his right hand, a fucile with only one bullet in it. Whatever it was that...
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Ho ho ho, everybody. Merry Christmas. It’s the final giorno of the 25 Days of Natale and boy, did I save a big stinker for last. Considered one of the worst games of all time on a technical level, Ride to Hell: Retribution was dead on arrival. No game in the modern age had got as much attention for being as much of a broken mess as Ride to Hell… except maybe Fallout 76. Published da Deep Silver and developed da Eutechnyx (Yeah, try pronouncing that one), Ride to Hell had bigger ambitions than what we got. It was planned to be an open world sandbox game set in the 70s, playing as a bigger...
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