About a anno ago, back when I was on fanpop for a whole year, my town was hit with what was possibly the biggest snow storm I had ever seen in my life. It didn’t start until Monday, when I was walking home from school. When I did get home, I heard my father tell me that we would have to get out of the house for a while. The reason for this is that, for some reason, the heating in our house had messed up badly. Now let me remind te that this was one of the coldest times of the year. In fact, I think we were in the negatives that day, and yet, we had no heating at all. So, after we were told about this, we went to this one hotel in a nearby town. This hotel had huge rooms, a small kitchen, a large TV, and tons of spazio for everyone, and, of course, heating. It was the perfect place to stay… So naturally, my father found a way to fuck it up badly. What he did was that he ended up stuck behind this one man, who was in the middle of the road. When my dad honked the horn, the driver just stood there. So, when my dad just passed da him, he made sure to flip him the bird, and trust me, this guy saw it. Now, how is this a problem? Well, when my dad got to the counter of the hotel to check our rooms, we then saw that the manager of this place was none other than the guy he had dato the finger to. Yeah, it’s not a surprise da this point that this guy threw us out of the hotel and didn’t want us coming back. It’s also not a surprise that we all badly wanted to kill our dad right now, but that’s a different story. So, after that huge fuck up in our plans, we had to go to the successivo best thing… da that, I mean we ended up in a small hotel with only two beds. My brother and sister sleeped on the beds and my parents on the floor. I decided to just sleep in the bathtub, because, no matter where we are, I ALWAYS want a room to myself, even if it is the fucking bathroom. So, right when it was time to sleep, I then thought to myself “Oh fuck, I got school tomorrow”. So, yeah, I had a lot of reasons to worry, since this was one of the most important parts of the year, what with studying for tests. And I had to take a lot of important classes in that time, so it wasn’t the best night for me. But, when I woke up that morning, I saw that the entire goddamn city had Frozen over. You’d think that it was a goddamn winter wonderland. This blizzard was so insane, that it was able to cancella school. So I was thinking “Oh good” because I was out of school for the day, but then I thought “Oh fuck” because I remembered that it was only Tuesday and there would still be school tomorrow. So, after another giorno in the hotel, I was then told that my school would not be open until Monday, so I had an entire week to just sit in this place and do nothing, like usual. All I really did at that hotel was play Smash Bros. on my 3DS and use my laptop, since the place had internet. Nothing exciting. Although, this hotel did have a breakfast room, where me and my brother just took all the food, since it was free. It ended up getting to the point where we just started taking plastic bags out of there with each trip we had. After a week of just fucking around, we finally went back to the house, and, I swear to god, this place was even colder when we left. I mean, I am not kidding, it was colder inside than it was outside, if that even makes sense. However, my dad didn’t want to go back to the hotel, since he was tired of sitting in a room that was too damn small, so we just had to get out the giant as fuck blankets, so it makes me domanda why we even went to the hotel anyway. But trust me, the free Cibo was worth it.
Tingle: Oh, hello aga-
Link: GIVE ME THE FUCKING MAP
Tinge: Well, lets see (Counts bag of rupees) Well, it seems to be about right. Here is your map
Link: GREAT! HOW MUCH MAPS DO I NEED LEFT
Tingle: Hmm...... About four
Link: THANK te (Leaves)
King of Red Lions: So, where is the successivo Triforce shard
Link: ON SOME STUPID ISLAND
King of Red Lions: Then let us be off
Link: GOOD IDEA
King of Red Lions: ......Um...... Why are te still yelling. You've been doing that ever since we left the Wind Temple
Link: I TOLD YOU! I'M REALLY FUCKING PISSED
King of Red Lions: Oh right
TO BE CONTINUED
Link: GIVE ME THE FUCKING MAP
Tinge: Well, lets see (Counts bag of rupees) Well, it seems to be about right. Here is your map
Link: GREAT! HOW MUCH MAPS DO I NEED LEFT
Tingle: Hmm...... About four
Link: THANK te (Leaves)
King of Red Lions: So, where is the successivo Triforce shard
Link: ON SOME STUPID ISLAND
King of Red Lions: Then let us be off
Link: GOOD IDEA
King of Red Lions: ......Um...... Why are te still yelling. You've been doing that ever since we left the Wind Temple
Link: I TOLD YOU! I'M REALLY FUCKING PISSED
King of Red Lions: Oh right
TO BE CONTINUED