Johnny: What's this about Ray?

Ray: Nothing., Were Friends aren't we.

Johnny: Really.. I thought te hated my guts after that musiem stunt.

Ray: Noo, no Johnny, I don't hate your fuckin guts.

Bodyguard: Than what the hell are we doing!? I thought we were gonna ki-

Ray: SOOO!? JOHNNY!? DO te LIKE LOUD SENTENCES!?

Johnny: Sometimes I guess.

Ray: Great.. Say, can te do me a favour? Do te see that painting behind you?

Johnny? (looks behind him) What about i- (Ray suddenly knocks him unconscious).

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Ray: (slaps Johnny).

Johnny: (wakes up from being knocked out) What the fuck!?

Ray: (in fake accent) te ripped me off, C!

Johnny: (in fake accent) No I didn't, C!

Ray: (in fake accent) I'm gonna make te pay, C! (hits him over the head with gun)

Johnny: That hurt!.. C!

Ray: I fucked Ashley, my friend, and now I'm going to fuck you. Where's my fucking stuff?

Johnny: Alright, alright... what te do, is te go down to the local pharmacy, ask for something called Viagra, and it will help te go FUCK YOURSELF!

Ray: Fuck you!... (to unnamed assistant) Burn Jim again!

[Jim cuts his hands loose, gets behind the man with the coltello to his throat.]

Jim: Stand down!

Johnny: (a bit brain damaged from the hit) STAND DOWN CATS!

Ray: No!

Jim: I'll cut him!

Johnny: HE'LL CUT HIM!

Jim: (annoyedly to Johnny) Shut, the fuck, up!

Ray: Besides.. te don't have the guts!

Jim: ...

[Jim slits the man's throat and runs up the stairs with Johnny.]

Ray: Aghh! (runs over to his friend).

Ray: (angrily to the bikers) I'll see te later!

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Ashley: Johnny.. I heard what happened.

Johnny: That wasn't my fault. l was powerless. l was plied with copious amounts of Red Bull, Jell-O shots … And Goldschlger… My doctor thought l had Crohn's disease… There were flakes of 24-karat oro in my sgabello for about a month… I CRAPPED GOLD!

Ashley: What are te talking about.

Johnny: ... What are te talking about?

Ashley: He told me everything. Me and raggio, ray ain't Friends no more.

Johnny: Me and raggio, ray neither, sugar.

Ashley: Johnny, I got some bad news. Jim... He ain't...

Johnny Oh no. Oh, man. Not Jim... Fuck this... (screams) FUCK!

Ashley: Okay, calm dow-

Johnny: (screaming) FUCK!... SHIT!... FUCK, SHIT!... FUCK!... FUCK, SHIT!... SHIT!... F SHIT!

(one ora later).

Johnny: (still screaming) SHIT!... FUCK, SHIT!... FUCK!... FUCKIN SHIT!... FUCK!... SHIT!... FUUUCK!... Okay I'm done

Ashley: te still got me

Johnny: I don't got you. Crystal gone and got you, babe.

Ashley: Johnny, I'm gonna quit.

Johnny: Yeah, and I'm an idiot believing in your bullshit all this time.

Ashley: It ain't your fault. Johnny It's my fault I'm a fucking moron.

Ashley: I'm going to go to rehab, straighten myself out. Anyhow, he- he told me te wouldn't get hurt... I wouldn't have done it otherwise.

Johnny: Yeah, well why shouldn't I kill you?

Ashley: Why bother? I'd be better off dead. But Johnny, raggio, ray ain't the problem.

Johnny: What are te talking about? Are te telling me that a backstabbing mob guy who wants to kill me ain't the problem?

Ashley: It's Billy. See, it's Billy. Ray... It turns out that Billy was trying to poison him against you, and now apparently Billy's going states... He's gonna- he's gonna blame you. I'm sorry.

Johnny: Well, what now?

Ashley: te gotta get someone to help you. Maybe that Congressman?

Johnny: Maybe. We'll see. Go on and get out of here.

Ashley: I Amore you, Johnny K.

Johnny: You're speaking a foreign language to me now, lady. Now get the fuck outta here.

MEANWHILE:

Ray: (gets shot in the face and dies)

Niko: (holding desert eagle) HA! I shot your face!.. Take that faceless!... Serves te right for thinking I'm not going to lie down for some frat boy bastard with his damn henley, smoking his sticky buds out of a soda can while watching his preferito downloaded Simpson episodes every night! Yes, we all Amore Mr. Plow. Oh, you've got the song memorized, do you? SO DOES EVERYONE ELSE!

(20 minuti later)

Niko: (still talking) That is exactly the kind of idiot te see at taco campana, bell at one in the morning... the guy who just whiffed his way down the bar-skank ladder. If he wants to throw hands, I'll throw hands! I tell you...

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LATER:

Peg: Niko - good to see you.

Niko: And you. How are you?

Peg: Eh, eh. Fucking terrible. We've got legal problems, all kinds of crap. te know how things have gone.

Niko: I've heard some things.

Peg: te get close to your dream, then something holds te back. No! Well, Commission o no Commission, I ain't gonna starve. People don't want me around, they don't have to have me. But I know how to earn. I need a favor.

Niko; Here we go.

Peg: Fuck te - I looked out for you. And I'll pay good. Real good. But I need te to do something. I need te to collect that H, I got some Russians who have a buyer.

Niko: Russians?

Peg: Yeah... Dimitri Rascalov.

Niko: No. We've got history.

Peg: I know... but this is real. I need you.

Niko: Real? What the fuck is real? Real because it's you?

Peg: Real because it's my last chance.

Niko: Then good luck.

Peg: No. I need te to get that H. I need the money. I looked out for you, te know. People wanted to what you, I detto no. Now, I need you. And I'll pay a lot of money.

Niko:

Listen, Mr. Pegorino. I already told you. I got history...

Peg: No, te listen, te dumb immigrant fuck. I ain't asking you. I'm telling you. Do this! Get over your principles, these guys don't hold grudges. Do it - o te and me are gonna have a problem... (Niko emotionlessly stares at him)... Look, Phil will look after you. te won't even have to deal with the fucking Russians. He's waiting for te down in Tudor.

Niko: Alright.

Peg: I knew I could count on you. [to Tommy] Hey, how about that drink?

Niko: (in head) I still don't trust Dimitri.. Wouldn't hurt to have ONE last person.

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Niko: And that's why I need you

Dash: (outside Packie's house).. But never detto anything.. te came over, knocked on my door. and detto "and that's why I need you".

Niko: Fine..

(One explanation later).

Niko: And THAT'S whyI need you.

Dash: Russians huh?.. te seem to be popolare among them.

Niko: very funny... Now will te come o not?

Dash: Well.. I'm kinda hanging with Packi-

Packie: (off view) ciao Dashie... Wanna watch Adventure Time?

Dash: ... Never mind let's go. (leaves with Niko).

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Phil: Good to see te Nicky.. Who's the girl?

Niko: A friend of mine.. She's a good shot, don't worry.

Phil: I hope so.. Anyway.. Call Dimitri, and let's get this over with.

Niko: (calls Dimitri)

Dimitri: (voice) Niko Bellic, it's so good to be working with te again.

Niko: I cannot say I have the same enthusiasm for this partnership. Have te dato them the H? I want to get this money and go home.

Dimitri: (voice) te know what? I thought, "Why should we hand over the H for this price?" I thought it'd be easier if I just killed those guys and kept it.

Niko: Easier for who? What the fuck are te doing? Me and Phil are in their compound. What's going to happen when they find out?

Dimitri: (voice) If I was you, I'd go and get the money off them. It has to be on the site. That way we all win. Good luck, Niko.

Niko: (hangs up) Fucking Dimitri! He's killed the guys collecting the stuff!

Dash: Shit! te got to be kidding me.

Niko: I wish I was.

Phil: Shit, we're screwed. They ain't gonna let us leave. Alright, if we're fighting, we're fighting for the money. We got the jump on them right now. Follow me.. Both of you.

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Phil: (gives Niko a carabina rifle, and Dash a shotgun).

Phil: (pulls out AK47) Alright, the money's in there. Once we're in, it's all o nothing.

Niko and Dash: Let's go then.

Phil: Come after me... [shoots the skylight].

Phil: (shooting and screaming gibberious).

Dash: (shoots three people dead with her shotgun).

They battle along the floor and the catwalks to a small office on the opposite side of the building. The office door is locked.

Phil: Niko, I can't get in. te gotta give me some help.

They manage to kick open the door as a Russian runs out the other side with the bag of cash.

Phil: The punk is geting away with the money. I ain't come this far to let it go. Come on.

The Russian drives away in a truck.

Dash: We need a car if we're gonna chase that bastard.

Niko and Phil and Dash chase the Russian in a cerchio around the docks, then on the roads, to eventually stop and kill him.

Niko: We got it.

Phil: Thank fucking God. That certainly wasn't simple.

LATER:

Phil: Fucking Dimitri. I ain't never been put in a situation like that before.

Niko: I guess te get used to it when te hang around him long enough.

Phil: If they'd gotten tipped off before Dimitri called us, we woulda been fucked. It woulda been an execution.

Niko: Dimitri likes to set up executions. He set up his best friend Mikhail Faustin.

Dash: te gonna kill him then?

Niko: No, it's over for me, I'm out. If I was going to kill him I would have done that instead of this deal. Now I got the money and I'm going to forget all about this shit.

Phil: Good luck to you, man. I hope it works out.

LATER AGAIN:

Niko: (calls Kate while Dash is still in the backseat) Hey, Kate. I decided to work with that guy. I don't know if it was the right decision but I did it. He screwed me over again.

Kate: (voice) te see, Niko. te should have gone with your instinct not to trust him. I can't believe te could care about money that much.

Niko: Well, we do what we can to survive, Kate. Are te coming to Roman's wedding?

Kate: (voice) I don't think so, Niko. I don't want to be around te right now... I'm sorry. (hangs up).

Niko: Damn.. I still need to bring someone... ciao Dash wanna go to the we-

Dash: No!

Niko: Pleeease?

Dash: I'm not going to a stupid wedding!

AT THE WEDDING:

Dash: (dressed up) I am NOT happy about this.

Niko: What was the last thing te were EVER happy about?

Dash: ... Shut up.

They meet up with Roman.

Roman: (to Niko) look at te in those fancy clothes.. Trying to outstay the groom on his wedding night. Hahaha... Let's go.

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Mallorie: te ready?

Roman: Sure am.. I just hope that crazy guy doesn't find us.

FLASHBACK:

Trevor: Roman! How come te didn't invite me to your wedding!?

Roman: Well.. te burned down my Long spiaggia apartment.

Trevor: Your still mad about that?

Roman: Yes.. Now please go away.

Trevor Fine.

LATER:

Roman: Well, Mallorie, I'm so excited about this we- OH MY GOD!

Trevor: (burned Roman's car) TAKE THAT ROMAN! (Maniacal laughter).

Roman: God damn it.. That's the secondo time this week!

Trevor: (still laughing as the cops come and throw him in their police car)

Mallorie: (sighs) I'll call a cap.

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MEANWHILE:

Johnny: BILLY!

Billy: Haha.. About time te got here..

Johnny: (points handgun) I'll kill you!

Billy: Come on. te don't know how to use that thing.

Johnny: Oh really? (turns the gun sideways) What if I hold it sideways like a black guy?

Billy: (scared) Whoa man!.. Take it easy, all right?

Johnny: I hate te Billy!.. I ALWAYS hated you!

Billy: te gonna shoot me than? o just keep standing there staring at me?

Johnny: I will!... Eventually.

Billy: Hurry up! I'm getting bored.

Johnny: I will! I will!.. Just be patient.

Billy: (lies to anger him) I fucked Ashley and Carly BOTH!

Johnny: te prick!

Billy: (wanting him to shoot already) Then do it! What are te waiting for? Go on!

Johnny: I will! I'LL BLOW YOUR FUCKIN HEAD OFF!

Billy: THAN DO IT!

Johnny: I WILL!

Billy: Than why am I still alive!?

Johnny: Becau-.. Shut up!

Billy: JUST FUCKIN DO IT!

Johnny: Look.. just give me a second.

(Johnny never dose anything for five whole minutes).

Billy: PUSSY! (tries to stab him with knife)

Johnny: (finally shoots Billy dead).

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SEVERAL DAYS LATER:

Niko: Dimitri! te and I are gonna finish this!

Dimitri: Fuck te Bellic!

Niko: No fuck te Dimitri!.. I KNEW it was a mistake to work with you!.. But I DID... I promised Roman to start forgiving.. And now te took him!... I FUCKIN HATE YOU!

Dimitri: (a bit annoyed) Yes! I am aware of that.

Niko: I have più respect for the shit I invaded my toilet with, than I for you. I'm surprised ANYBODYnlikes te for all te do.. Your a cruel, ugly, annoying-

20 minuti later

Niko: (still talking as he chases after Dimitri on the roof) over confident, backstabbing, son of a bitch!... And when I find you! swear I am gonna I will rip out your eyes, jab them down your throat and have te watch as I slowly rip each body part off and cut them into bite sized pieces and tha-

5 hours later:

Niko: (still talking as he chases after Dimitri on the boat) And when it's finally all done, I will cut off your head and place it over my fireplace, as a constant reminder of what a cold hearted FUCK looks like!.. and this WILL happen, I will hunt te down and-

2 hours later:

Niko: (still talking as he's getting on Jacob's helicopter) And than.. And only than, would I be able to sposta on!

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Dimitri: (Is süddenly shot in the stomach).

Niko: (approaches) Welcome to America.

Dimitri: (translated) Screw you... te dick.

Niko: Yeah well.. Kill my cousin.. And this is what happens. (shoves a grenade down Dimitri's throat and walks away as it goes off, pieces of Dimitri flying all over the place).

Jacob: Come on Niko man. Get out of here. Let's go. Come on! Wha gwan. Come on. Let's go!

Niko: Roman... never hurt... anyone.

Jacob: I know. I know. Let's go man. It's over. te won.


THE END:

For REAL this time..