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What to expect in this episode.

Twilight Sparkle: *In a black convertibile, convertible with two Royal Guards. A bullet hits the door of the convertibile, convertible they're in*
Royal Guard: Princess, get down!

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Captain Jefferson: Someone tried to assassinate the princess as she entered our town.

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Twilight: Why would somepony want me dead?
Toby: That's what we're trying to find out.

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Tim: *Gets punched three times da a blue unicorn. He gets punched one più time, and his glasses break*

Intro
Song: link

Julia: *Driving her police car on the round freeway*
Tim: *Sitting successivo to her*

Gran Turismo

Starring Larry Wilcox as Tim Miller
arcobaleno Dash as Julia Rose

Tim: *Talks on the radio*
Julia: *Increases speed in the car while turning on the police lights*

Also starring Sean Jefferson from SeanTheHedgehog
Toby Linnehan from SeanTheHedgehog
And Red Velvet from Dragonaura15

Song: link

Canterlot, 6:50 AM

The sun was just rising as a convoy left Canterlot. In the convoy was a Lincoln, two Chryslers, and a 1954 Cadillac convertible. Each car was shiny, and black, and Twilight's in the Cadillac. The front of that car has two purple flags with her cutie mark on it.

Episode 3: Natale Trees And Assassinations

Special Guest Stars, Twilight Sparkle, Princess Celestia, and Princess Luna as theirselves.
SeanTheHedgehog's Tom Foolery as Brett Flasch

In Gran Turismo, everypony heard that Twilight Sparkle was coming to visit.

Tim: *Listening to the radio inside his car as he drives to his police barracks to get started with work for the day*
News Pony: I'm afraid that there is some controversy going over a decision Twilight Sparkle made yesterday. She has decided to change the name of Hearth's Warming Eve to Christmas. The name is different, but the holiday is not. However, dozens of ponies have shared their disinterest in this, violently.

A little while later, the convoy entered Gran Turismo. This time, two state troopers were at the front, and back of the convoy. The song starts to fade away as ponies cheer for Twilight.

Brett: *Holding a sniper rifle*
Twilight Sparkle: *Laughing with two Royal Guards
Brett: *Aims his rifle, and fires a bullet, but it hits the door near one of the Royal Guards*
Ponies: *Running away*
Royal Guard: Princess, get down!
Twilight: Ah! *Ducks*

The convoy started to go faster.

Brett: *Fires two più bullets*
Royal Guard 2: Where are those shots coming from?
Royal Guard: I don't know. Don't slow down until those shots stop being fired.
Brett: Dammit! *Running out of the building*
Toby: *Nearby on patrol with Red in a brand new Caprice police car*
Brett: *Gets in his car, and drives away*
Toby: *Spots Brett, and sees the sniper rifle* Red, see that fucile in his car?
Red: Yes.
Toby: Did te hear about that assassination attempt on Twilight just now?
Red: te don't suppose-
Toby: I do. *Puts on his sirens*
Brett: *Floors it*
Toby: *Follows Brett*
Brett: I need car chase music. *Looking for the right Musica to play on the radio*

Song (Start it at 0:05): link

Brett: Ah, to hell with it. This is good enough.
Red: *On the walkie talkie* That's right, he's going down Byer Lane right now. The road with the train tracks on them.
Brett: *Getting distracted da the music*
Engineer: *Hits Brett's car with a train, then stops his train*

Stop the song.

Brett: Well, that escalated quickly. Good thing the train was going slow. *Teleports out of his car*
Toby: What the hell? He just used magic to get out of that car.
Red: Now what do we do?
Toby: That blue unicorn could still be in Gran Turismo. If he wants to kill Twilight Sparkle, there's no doubt he's gonna stay here to try again. We need to tell the Captain.

Tim was in the briefing room with the rest of his Friends when Captain Jefferson started talking.

Captain Jefferson: Twilight Sparkle has some business to take care of here, but unfortunately, someone tried to assassinate the princess as she entered our town. Toby and Red spotted the suspect while out on patrol earlier.
Tim: Did the pony that tried to kill Twilight escape?
Captain Jefferson: Yes. He used magic to get out of his car. Now visiting us is Princess Celestia, and Princess Luna. They have something to tell us.
Celestia: *Walks in the room with Luna*
Ponies: *Clapping*
Celestia: Thank te for your warm welcome.
Luna: I just wish Twilight got the same welcoming we got.
Celestia: We have been doing some research, and we believe our suspect is Brett Flasch.
Luna: He's a member of ISIS, and helped over thirty North Koreans sneak into Equestria.
Julia: This guy sounds like bad news.
Celestia: Of course he does. He fits the descrizione Toby and Red gave of the pony they were chasing. Blue unicorn, brown mane, and arancia, arancio eyes.
Captain Jefferson: I was going to tell them that.
Celestia: Oh, forgive me. Now, I do have one request. With your captain's permission, I want one of te to watch over Twilight until Brett, o whoever the suspect is, is captured.
Toby: *Nervous*
Tim: *Looking at Toby, and smiles*
Julia: *Smirks* I think Toby would be the best choice for this assignment Celestia.
Celestia: Thank you. Toby, please stand up.
Toby: *Stands up*
Celestia: *Walks towards him* What is your last name?
Toby: Linnehan.
Celestia: te understand that this task is very important. Correct?
Toby: Yes ma'am, I do.
Celestia: If anything bad happens to her, it's on you, and you'll be arrested for twenty years for treason.
Toby: Celestia, te can count on me to protect Twilight Sparkle.
Celestia: Good. Here she comes now.
Twilight: *Walks into the room* Hello everypony.
Ponies: *Clapping*
Toby: *Sweating* Hi Twilight.
Tim: *Whispers to Julia* What have te done to him?
Julia: *Whispers back* I saw the look in his eyes.
Tim: What look?
Julia: The look of love. Can te do me a favor?
Tim: What?
Julia: Can I come over to your house, and talk with you?
Tim: Sure.

Later that day, Tim and Julia rode to Tim's house. His house was close to the Round Freeway on the northern part of town.

Tim: *Stops in his Viper*
Julia: *Stops behind him on her motorcycle*
Tim: *Gets out of his car, and watches Julia get off her motorcycle* Let's go inside. *Walks with Julia into his house* So what do te want to talk about?
Julia: I need help getting a Natale Tree.
Tim: Are te having trouble looking for one?
Julia: *Sadly nods* I really need one.
Tim: Real, o fake?
Julia: I don't care, I just want one.
Tim: Why don't te try Ponyville? It's just south of us.
Julia: Is that where te got yours?
Tim: Yeah. Tomorrow, after we're off duty, I'll take te into Ponyville, and we'll get te a Natale Tree. Okay?
Julia: *Happy* Okay.

Toby's house was successivo to a gunshop, across the strada, via from Shadow Lake.

Toby: *Parks his brand new Chrysler 200 in front of his house* Okay Princess, out we go.
Twilight: *Steps out of the car*
Toby: *Walks with Twilight to his house* Did te enjoy the ride?
Twilight: Yes. I felt very relaxed.
Toby: Good. I bet te your Cadillac is still better to ride in. *Opens the door for her*
Twilight: *Walks inside* Yes, but I wouldn't mind having a 200. We have 300's, but I want a car just like yours.

They sit down at a table.

Toby: So what kind of business are te doing here?
Twilight: Business related to terrorists, and how to put an end to it.
Toby: It's about time we stopped them.
Twilight: But I'm afraid that's what caused somepony to try and shoot me earlier today, and if not, why would somepony want me dead?
Toby: That's what we're trying to find out.
Twilight: And in Canterlot, they're also trying to hurt me, because I changed Hearth's Warming Eve to Christmas.
Toby: Uh Princess, may I tell te something?
Twilight: Yeah?
Toby: *Nervous* I, uh,.. want te to make yourself comfortable.
Twilight: *Smirking* There's something else te want to tell me, is there?
Toby: Would te like to, uh... *Sweating* Go out on a data sometime?
Twilight: *Giggles* Is that why te were nervous? I'd Amore to go out with you.
Toby: Great. Tomorrow, at 6?
Twilight: Yes.

Tim and Julia were on patrol at the docks.

Julia: *Turns left at the docks*
Tim: Have te decided what kind of Natale albero te wanted?
Julia: Something big, and fat.
Tim: I'll bet. Our shift ends in five minutes, so we'll go into Ponyville to find one of those.
Julia: *Turns left, and passes a police station, fuoco house, and hospital*

A brand new Impala in light blue passed them.

Tim: Double line.
Julia: Yeah, I know. *Turns on the police lights*
Stallion 94: *Pulls over*
Julia: *Stops behind the car, and goes out to talk to the driver*
Tim: GT24, pulling over a light blue Chevrolet for passing on a double line on Green Drive, license Adam, 4, 4, Lincoln, Sam, Henry.
Dispatch: Ten-4 24.
Julia: *Looking at the driver* May I see your driver's license and registration please?
Stallion 94: Yeah yeah. *Gives Julia his driver's license and registration* I know what I did was wrong.
Julia: Why'd te do it?
Stallion 94: I'm in a hurry. My boss let me out late, and I have to pick up my son from daycare.
Julia: *Gives the stallion his license and registration back, along with a ticket* te know? *Leans on the door near the stallion* This car is sexy. Keep it that way.
Stallion 94: *Smiles* Yes ma'am.
Julia: Merry Christmas. *Walks away*
Stallion: Happy Hearth's Warming Eve.
Julia: *Drives away* te know what? I changed my mind. The albero I want is tall, and handsome.
Tim: Were te flirting with that guy?
Julia: Haha. What do te think?
Tim: I don't think I'm gonna answer that question.

Meanwhile, Brett was talking to fifty North Koreans. Their current location is unknown.

Brett: Gentlecolts. In fifteen hours, at precisely 6 in the morning, Twilight Sparkle will be ours. Have te got the bomb ready?
North Korean Ponies: Yes.
Brett: I'm glad to hear that. I found a building in Gran Turismo that will be suitable for Twilight's death. If we blow it up, it will destroy a nearby gas station, and during our process of murdering Twilight Sparkle, we will also make Equestria lose precious gasoline.
North Korean Ponies: *Cheering*
Brett: This new town in Equestria will quickly have a terrible history. Let's make it happen!!
North Korean Ponies: *Cheering*

The successivo morning at Toby's house, Toby was getting ready to go to work.

Toby: That was a great time we had yesterday.
Twilight: Yes. I want to do that again tonight. This time, invite your Friends Tim, and Julia.
Toby: Okay. *Goes to the door, but looks at Twilight before he leaves* Remember, if you're in any kind of trouble, and te can't use your magic, try to make a phone call to my Captain, o Princess Celestia.
Twilight: I won't forget Toby. Thank you.
Toby: You're welcome. *Walks out of the house*
Brett: *In the back with two North Koreans*
Twilight: *Preparing herself a bowl of cereal*
Brett: **Walks into the house, and uses magic to make Twilight fall asleep* Put her in the car.
North Korean Ponies: Yes sir. *Grabbing Twilight Sparkle, and taking her out of the house with Brett*

They put Twilight in a dark blue Mercedes-Benz, and drove away. The building they were going to was a five story apartment building in the northern section of Gran Turismo. It's the same place Brett was in where he tried to assassinate Twilight earlier in this episode.

Brett: We have to wait for the others. Meanwhile, kill every hostage in this building.
North Koreans: *Walking into the buildings with AK47's*
Brett: *Using magic to get Twilight out of the car. He hears shots being fired from the North Koreans*
Julia: *Driving her police car with Tim sitting successivo to her. She turns right onto Green Drive and passes a railroad crossing, and goes under the highway*
Dispatch: Units near Byer Lane, there's a segnala of shots being fired at Golita Apartments. Use caution, repeat use caution.
Tim: That's near my house.
Julia: Wanna check it out?
Tim: We have to.
Julia: But we're not near Byer Lane.
Tim: Just go there anyway.
Julia: *Driving as fast as she can to the apartment building*
Tim: *Listening to the radio*
Police Pony: This is GT15, I spotted the suspects- *Shots are heard* Aaah!!!
Police pony 2: Officer down, suspects have opened fuoco on us!
Julia: te sure te wanna go through with this?
Tim: Let's take the back entrance.
Dispatch: Attention all units, we got an update on the suspects in the Golita Apartments. They have Twilight Sparkle as a hostage.
Julia: *Stops her car at the back of the apartment*
Tim: GT24, we're entering the apartment from the back. Request permission to engage any suspects with our guns.
Dispatch: Ten-4, but only if they fuoco at you.
Julia: Let's do this buddy.
Tim: *Goes to the door, and opens it*
North Korean Pony: *Shooting at them*
Tim: *Closes the door so he, and Julia won't get shot. He opens the door, and returns fire*
North Korean Pony: *Falls down*
Tim: *Walks to him* Where's Twilight Sparkle?
North Korean Pony: In the basement with Brett.
Julia: Thanks. *Arresting the pony*
North Korean Pony: There's another thing te need to know. Brett has Twilight strapped to a bomb.
Julia: Do te have any experience in disarming a bomb?
Tim: I remember learning a few things about it.
Julia: I'm gonna call for back up, and a bomb squad.
Tim: Right. I'll go find Twilight, and see if I can get her away from the bomb. *Runs downstairs*
Julia: Be careful!

Tim was running downstairs in an attempt to find Twilight.

Tim: *Finds Twilight tied to a chair. Her horn and wings have been removed* There te are. *Runs towards her*
Twilight: Look out!
Brett: *Appears behind Tim, and throws a knife*
Tim: *Ducks to avoid being hit da the knife*
Brett: Don't te dare try to help Twilight. She needs to be killed for her crimes against the Islamic State.
Tim: *Grabs his gun*
Brett: *Using magic to make the gun disappear*
Tim: *Runs towards Brett and knocks him down*
Julia: *Outside, on the radio calling for backup* Please hurry. That bomb needs to be disarmed.
Dispatch: Ten-4, we're sending a swat team with a bomb squad.
Brett: *Using magic to activate the bomb*

The timer began at 10:00.

Tim: *Punches Brett's horn off of his head*
Brett: *Stands up, picks up Tim, and kicks him onto the ground*
Twilight: *Gasp* Tim, be careful.
Brett: *Picks up Tim again, and punches him three times.
Tim: *Spits blood onto Brett's face*
Brett: *Punches Tim one più time, and his glasses break*
Tim: *Looks at his broken glasses, and punches Brett onto the floor*
Brett: Ah! *Grabs a Desert Eagle*
Tim: *Dives onto Brett, and makes him drop the gun*
Brett: *Running for the gun*
Tim: *Trips Brett, and runs over him, getting the gun*
Brett: *Pushes Tim down*
Tim: *Turns around and shoots Brett twice in the face*
Twilight: Now quick, defuse this bomb!
Tim: *Looks at the bomb* I'm afraid I don't know how to do that.

Song: link

The swat team and bomb squad arrived.

Julia: Let's go! *Runs inside with the Swat Team and Bomb Squad*
North Koreans: *Firing at Julia and the other ponies*
Swat Team: *Returns fire*
North Korean: *Lets out a Wilhelm Scream as he falls down the stairs to the basement*
Tim: *Spots the North Korean that fell down the stairs*
North Koreans: *Backing down the stairs while shooting at the police ponies*
Police Ponies: *Shooting them*

The song fades away as they all get killed.

Tim: Come on over here, we gotta defuse this bomb!
Bomb Squad Pony: *Arrives, and examines the bomb. He takes the lid off* As I suspected.
Bomb Squad pony 2: Everypony get out of here while we defuse this.
Swat Pony: We'll get everypony upstairs. te two get Twilight to safety.
Tim: No problem. *Frees Twilight*
Twilight: *Stands up* Thank te so much. *Goes upstairs with Tim and Julia*

When they got to their police car, Toby and Red arrived.

Tim: What took te two so long?
Toby: Traffic control on the round freeway.
Red: What happened to your glasses?
Tim: They were broken.
Toby: And what about Brett Flasch?
Tim: He's dead.
Twilight: Oh, that reminds me. Would te and Julia like to unisciti me and Toby for cena tonight?
Tim: Yeah, what do te say Julia?
Julia: I'd Amore to.

And now we're at the ending credits. Song: link

When te read the ending credits between the dialogue, the characters pause in place.

Toby & Twilight: *Walking into a restaurant*
Waiter: *Walks them to their table*
Toby & Twilight: *Sees Tim and Julia sitting at their table*

Larry Wilcox as Tim Miller
arcobaleno Dash as Julia Rose

Tim & Julia: *Smiling and waving hello*
Toby & Twilight: *Sitting down*
Toby: I have to be honest, I thought te two wouldn't mostra up until late.
Tim: What makes te say that?
Twilight: Weren't te two looking for a Natale tree?

Also starring Sean Jefferson from SeanTheHedgehog

Julia: I already got one. Turns out, that a cousin of mine sent me the albero while I was on duty.
Tim: Was it tall and handsome like that pony te were flirting with yesterday?
Julia: The one with the Impala?
Tim: Yeah, that pony.

Toby Linnehan from SeanTheHedgehog

Tim: *Laughing* te know what he did to you?
Julia: What?
Tim: *Continues laughing* He actually pressed charges against te for sexual harassment.

Red Velvet from DragonAura15

Toby & Twilight: Ooh.
Waiter: *Arrives* Are te four ready to order?
Toby: *Looking at Julia blush with embarrasment* Uh, we may need a few più minuti here.
Tim: *Laughing*

Police cars furnished da Nissan, BMW, and Chevrolet

Julia: All I did was tell him he had a sexy car. How is that sexual harrassment?
Tim: You'll have to ask Captain Jefferson about that tomorrow. He found out about it after te left today.

Moto furnished da Kawasaki

Twilight: da the way Julia, te look a lot like one of my friends, arcobaleno Dash.
Tim: Hey, she's right, te do.
Julia: I've got no idea what you're talking about.

The End

Gran Turismo, A SeanTheHedgehog & Dragonaura15 Production
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posted by windwakerguy430
Wind: (Smokes cigarette)
Cody: Hey, queer
Wind: Hello, failed abortion
Cody: te know, te shouldn’t be smoking. The School-Fags will find out
Wind: Like I care about some fucking school people
Hall Monitor: Hey, put out that cigarette
Wind: Gladly (Puts cigarette out on the Hall Monitors hand)
Hall Monitor: (Screams in pain)
Cody: Hey, did te hear about that new kid. I hear he is a real perv
Wind: Incase te forgot, everyone is too scared of me to even get two feet near me to tell me anything
Cody: Oh, here he comes right now (Kid walks by)
Kid: Hey, I’m James
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Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - arcobaleno Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland mostra - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - applejack

Now, let's begin. Fluttershy was putting a basket of apples on a albero stump when suddenly..

Parasprite: *Appears out of nowhere*
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And so, disguised as Mrs Voorhees he brought Jason back to life, and convinced him to go to Elms street.

Freddys plan was working perfectly so far.

 

Meanwhile.

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Henry: so... what are te working on?

Simon: none of your concern

Henry: can I help?

Simon: why should I let a insecure 19 anno old with no experiences with science help me?

Henry: point taken

Simon: why are te in here?

Henry: I just want to know what te are making!

Simon: a cure for cancer

Henry: how will that help the war?

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Henry: ok then... whats the progress?

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posted by Seanthehedgehog
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Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - arcobaleno Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland mostra - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - applejack

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Source: erhedfggh
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posted by windwakerguy430
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Tattle: Because if te don’t do something about it, I’ll force te to
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Tattle: If you’re done complaining, come and help
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"About the fighting?" Rick asked 'almost' intelligently.

"No, about mela, apple pie, yes about the figh-

"I was being sarcastic" Governor groaned.

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"Jeeze. Don't have your period" Rick groaned before sitting down.



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"Just as long as te don't abandon me" Daryl replied.

"When have I EVER abandoned you?" Merle insisted.

FLASHBACK:

Daryl: (seen driving)

Merle: (in front passenger seat)

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Have te ever wanted to decipher a completely different language, only to find out that it was just really, REALLY bad English…. No? Too bad, because Time Travel Journal does just that. So, it’s been a while since I did a bad review. And what better way to try something new than with Time Travel Journal, deemed as one of the worst creepypastas of all time… Is it really that bad? Well, let’s find out.
So, it starts out on January 9th, 1987, following John Terry, who detto that he was going into the cave nearby, saying that if anyone finds this journal, he is dead. The successivo day, John was...
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~Story~

The story follows I, a young boy, who finds a cursed Kitsune mask, which grants him the ability to fight off his dangerous and evil step-brother, Giovanni, who holds the cursed and powerful Oni mask.

~Characters~

Ey

Ey is a young orphan, who never knew his real parents. He was found da Josef and Giovanni’s parents. However, after Giovanni tried hard to ruin Ey’s life, Ey was forced to leave, with Josef leaving with him. After Josef’s death, however, Ey realized that he would never be happy with other people in his life, so he left Manhattan, and left to Autumn, a small town in Oregon....
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