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Phil pesce - Cancelled Fez 2, told others to kill themselves, says your game is better than all other games, and all Japanese games suck. I’d blow up his Twitter page if he didn’t cancella it.
Anita Sarkeesian - Attacks games as being sexist for no reason. The female Hitler
Zoe Quinn - Lies about her popularity and wants to censor internet. Literally fucked her way to the top
CNN - Says all Anime is child porn
volpe News - FUCKING EVERYTHING
The Fine Brothers - Copyright all reaction videos, and trying to hide it
EA - Microtransaction, closed Maxius, and stella, star Wars: Battlefront
Activision - Call of Duty twice a year, hiding Call of Duty 4 Remastered behind paywall
Ubisoft - Assassin’s Creed: Unity
Capcom - DLC
Konami - Silent Hills Cancellation, firing Kojima, creating Pachinko machines of Castlevania and Silent Hill, and literally everything about them
Rajan Zed - Attacking Persona as being hateful towards religion
Jaden Smith - Thinks education and brain washing and believes himself as a prophet
Willow Smith - Whip My fucking Hair
Taylor veloce, swift - Anger with ex-boyfriends and attacks those who makes jokes
Miley Cyrus - Twerking craze and makes me want to hang myself
Nicki Minaj - Physically makes me ill when watching Anaconda o Stupid Ho
Lindsay Lohan - più cocaine than Scarface
Justin Bieber - Autotuned, rude behaving, arrogant prick
Chris Brown - Beats women… won’t make a joke about that
Kanye West - The supposed secondo coming of Jesus
Steven Anderson - Crazed cultist who believes France deserved to be attacked da terrorists, and metal fan should die
Matthew Hagee - Says that outlawing video games will stop all violence. Even ISIS
Westboro Baptist Church - più hated than KKK, which is hard to believe
Nuclear Hellfrost - Desecrated the grave of Pantera member, Dimebag Darrell
caramelle Crush - Tried to copyright the word “candy”... No, I’m serious. This happened
SOPA - Wanted to censor the internet like a bunch of pussies
Pat Robertson - Believes that murder in video games is as bad as murder in real life, which, yes, it IS fucking stupid
Ouya Creators - The biggest bunch of scam artists in the industry
Coleco Chameleon Creators - No, THESE are the biggest bunch of scam artists in the industry
Joe Biden - Wants to tax violent video games. Might as well tax air. o don’t, cause, like taxing video games, that’s a fucking stupid idea
ZilianOP - Fakes being a victim for money
PETA - Says that animal violence is wrong, but instead of doing something about it, they attack things like Super Mario, Pokemon Black and White, and Assassin’s Creed Black Flag
Ralph Nader - Video games rape children. Again, this is fucking stupid
Southington, Connecticut - Wants to burn and destroy video games, Nazi Book Burning style
Google - FUCKING GOOGLE+
Twitter - Having a different opinion is offensive, making Twitter a little whiny cagna of a social website
Facebook - Where total stranger will be your friend, shit all over your bacheca with crap te don’t care about, and be a cesspool for white kids who try so hard to be black, that they are più white than a 50s sitcom
Youtube - Gaming channels, vines, those fucking pranks, those fucking reactions to pranks, those fucking reactions to reactions of pranks, and maybe some actual talent that will always go unnoticed because there isn’t enough Pewdiepie, and the commenti is basically Mad Max
Tumblr - Feminazis fucking EVERYWHERE
Instagram - If te post constant selfies, maybe te can Amore yourself… No… te won’t
Reddit - A huge forum of people who think memes are comedy gold
4Chan - Fucking Anarchy
Wal-Mart - Proof that slavery is still a thing
McDonalds - That shit is not food
Comcast - The customer service sucks più dick than a back alley hooker
SeaWorld - Yeah, try covering up an employee's death. That’s not fucking corrupt at all
Chipotle - E.Coli is why I eat at home
Tom Six - Human Fucking Centipede
M Night Shyamalan -The Last Fucking Airbender
Uwe Boll - Alone in the Fucking Dark, House of the Fucking Dead, Far Fucking Cry, Po-Fucking-Stal, Blood-Fucking-Rayne- Fuck it! All of his goddamn movies
Michael baia - EVERY! SINGLE! FUCKING! Transformers MOVIE! The Ninja Turtles movie sucked too! Purge 2 was okay
Hitler - He’s a psychotic dictator. And his moustache looks fucking stupid
Keemstar - The volpe News of Youtube. That is not a good thing to be compared to
Roosh TV - Who in the flying fuck would support rape?!
Nicole Arbor - I haven’t seen support for fat people like that since the Hitler’s Amore for the jews
PrankInvasion - FUCK YOU! FUCK YOUR SHITTY PRANKS! FUCK HAVING TO PAY TO LEARN SHITTY PRANKS!
Sam Pepper - Pretending to kill someone in front of their best friend and traumatizing them is not funny. te fuck! And te make fucking prank videos. What are te doing with your life?
Black Eyed Peas - Autotuned music
Insane Clown Posse - An ego bigger than Jupiter
Limp Bizkit - Douchebags to everyone
FNAF fan - No, I don’t give a shit about your ship fic. And no, I don’t jerk it to a robot with the body of a dead child inside. That’s fucked up
Bronies - No, I don’t jerk it to horses, and no, I don’t give a shit who the best pony is.
Undertale fan - No, I don’t jerk it to skeletons-
Sonic fan - No, I don’t jerk it to hedgeh-
Minecraft - No, I don’t jerk-
Steven Universe fan - No, I don’t-
Pokemon fan - No, I-
Anime fan - No-
Social Justice Warriors - Fuck! You!
People Who cagna and Complain About People and Things They Hate - ….. Wait a minute
So, there are people out there who prefer Anime over western cartoni animati and there are people who prefer western cartoni animati over anime. Me, personally, well, if te asked me at the age of seven, I would have detto western. But, dato the shit we see today, I think its obvious that Anime is still making better shows. Sure, they're no Samurai Jack, Teen Titans, o Avatar: The Last Airbender, but te know what else they aren't? Teen Titans GO, Annoying arancia, arancio TV Show, and everything on Nick. So, some genius thought of a way to make an Anime that has the western style animation. That mostra would be the...
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Hello, everyone, and welcome to Windwakerguy430's Death Sentence- I mean, superiore, in alto Ten Overrated Anime of All Time. Now, let me get one thing clear. When I say overrated, I don't hate it. I just feel it gets più praise then it deserves. Unless I say point blank that I hate it, then I hate it. Okay. Then, lets start the list

10: Pokemon - Now, this one really hurts me to put on the list, and unlike the other ones that hurts to put on this list, this is probably the most painful, as Pokemon is my most preferito Anime of all time. I Amore this anime. It has some good comedy and the characters are wonderful...
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Nate: (Smashes a zombies head in with a bat) (Stops) Hold on. Now, if you're going to get any idea of what is going on, I think its best that we start from the beginning
(July 12th... One giorno from Outbreak)
Nate: (Sleeping in bed) (Alarm clock rings and wakes him up) (Gets out of bed)
Chris: (Watching television)
Nate: (Walks in wearing a store uniform) Chris, when did te wake up
Chris: Oh. I never slept
Nate: I see....... Anyway, I'm going to get to work, okay. te just do... Whatever
Chris: Yep
Nate: (Walks out of the house)
Chris: (Keeps watching TV)

(10:00 AM.... 18 Hours Until Outbreak)
Nate: (Standing...
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Source: me
added by windwakerguy430
Source: me
Now, this is a story about the cursed Sonic game, and how it became one of the most famous cursed games ever..... Why, I have no gucking clue. Honestly, Sonic.EXE is a pisspoor story.
It starts with this guy, will call him Stupid, because that's exactly what he is, who gets a Sonic game called Sonic.EXE, which he got from his friend, and he says to not play it. Then why the hell did te send him the damn game.
Anyway, he starts the game up, and it shows the logo with Sonic having red eyes, the water turns blood red and the Sega logo at the bottom says "Sega 6 6 6".... And this sucks, because...
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Medli: Oh, damn, I've been trying to genetically create Link da using that blood sample. Maybe I need a seaman sample as well. Perhaps I can seduce him to- Wait, if I did that then why would I need to create this clone of his in the first place
Link: Hey, Medli
Medli: Link. You've returned. I knew you'd come back for-
Link: Yeah, whatever. Listen, I need to find some psychotic bird human hybrid, and te fit that position well, so, come on
Medli: Wait, what would my father think
Link: I already talked to him
(Flashback)
Link: And that's why I need your daughter
Postman King: But can't te just take...
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Hello everyone, and today, we will be talking about the memes from the hit show, and one of my preferito shows, My Little Pony, Friendship is Magic.
Now, what can be detto about this show. It's amazing. But, how did it get so many memes. Well, come along, lets find out, everypony....... I hope te all enjoyed me saying everypony, because I am never going to say it again.
So, the mostra started in October 2010. MLP was created da Lauren Faust, mostly known for her other great works like Powerpuff Girls and Fosters home for Imaginary Friends, so, its no wonder why this mostra is amazing. Of course, the...
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 Joe
Joe
(Cody and Cory throw body into firepalce)
Cody: Goddamn it. How many guys did we kill
Cory: About 1574
Cody: Shit. Hey, Nick (Knocks on bathroom door) Are te done yet
Nick: (Throws body into bathtub) Can't a guy get some privacy (Hums and cuts up body with knife)
Cody: (Sigh)
Alice: (Throws bodies into trash cans)
Nick: (Walks out of bathroom dragging bloody bag)

Demon: (In alley) Hmm... I need to summon my minions. Silvona. Jebodiah. Come (Fire arises)
???: Huh. Oh, Dante, good to see ya, bro
Dante: Jebodiah? Is that you
???: Well, it's Joe now, asctually
Dante: And... What is this te are saying
Joe:...
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Court Lobby
10:57 a.m. June 15th

Swift: So, Lou was not around when the killer attacked. That means bad news for us. Unless we can prove that he wasn't the one who killed the victim, He is no doubt going to be found guilty
Lilly: I thought this wouldn't go well. But, what about that new prosecutor everyone is talking about
Swift: te mean Marcus Mays? Well, I really don't know what to expect from him. We'll just have to see how it goes in court
Lou: Hey, guys. How did the investigation go?
Swift: Not to good. The prosecution got all the evidence before we could
Lou: Oh no
Swift: But don't worry. I'll...
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posted by windwakerguy430
Well, here we go again. Sorry for the complete lack of an actual real review for quite some time. I was busy with school, work, family, and a bunch of things te don’t care about, because te only came for a review. Well, a review is what te are going to get. So, let me introduce te to…….. Uh…… Shit…. There isn’t a whole lot to review left, huh? Damn….. Well, I got this one Anime called D-Frag. It’s pretty underrated, so why don’t I review this? I got nothing better to review.
So, D-Frag is an Anime da Studio Brain’s Base, who have worked on Princess Jellyfish, Durarara,...
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It'll be way easier to write this in script form.. I obviously wasn't getting anywhere Scrivere it the other way.



Joe: te screwed up asshole!

Rick: Yes, yes., te detto that several times now..

Joe: te killed our friend, now were kill YOU!

Rick: Why would te want to kill me?

Joe: ... A -Are te serious.. I literary JUST explained it.

Rick: Explained what?

Joe: ... Are te braindead o something?

Rick: ... Who's braindead? Is he a friend of yours?

Joe: Shut up!.. I'll shoot your brains out.

Rick: That's horrible. Why would te want to kill me?

Joe: (screaming) BECAUSE te KILLED OUR FUCKIN FRIEND!

Rick: WHEN!?

Joe: In the house, idiot!

Rick: What house!?

Joe: Just shut and listen!... I won't kill te straight away! First were beat Daryl to death.. Then the girl... Then were shoot and be square.

Rick: (singing in head) "And the cat's in the culla and the silver spoon"
When I was thirteen, I was still a very, very, VERY stupid child. However, while I was still stupid, I had also grown a Amore for più of the Japanese culture. After Leggere about the country on an articolo online, I had grown to really like this country. I was interested in it’s history, agriculture, and many other things. But if there was anything I loved the most, it was it’s weaponry. più specifically, the samurai sword. I just loved these kinds of weapons, and I really loved those things. Now, I am telling te this so te can get a better understanding of what’s to come. Back then,...
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Now, before I got a chance to play on the Gamecube, I had always played a bunch of Plug n Play games. They were honestly some of the worst experiences a gamer could ever face. No gamer wants to be stuck with a couple of wired Atari controllers with a paint job having to that are plugged into the TV. However, when I was at the age of seven, my grandma came in giving me and my brothers our very first game console. The Nintendo Gamecube, which would soon become my preferito console ever. And not only did we get a Gamecube, but we got a whole bunch of games. Animal Crossing, Crash Bandicoot: Wrath...
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Oh, man, this is is gonna kill me. Yep, everyone, its another fanfic. A Napoleon Dynamite one. Now, I have not seen the movie, so I don’t know who o what the characters and setting is, but te don’t have to watch the movie to know this fanfic is crap. But, enough with me talking. Lets read Napoleon Dynamite 4: Napoleon is Dead…. WHAT HAPPENED TO NAPOLEON DYNAMITE’S ONE THROUGH THREE!?
So, it starts with Napoleon and Pedro walking to school. Pedro tells Napoleon that he has to run away and runs away… And like that, all sense this story could have made was thrown out the fucking window....
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Now, this is not much of a review, but, this has to be addressed. Cell Phones have basically become the closest thing humanity has gotten to brainwashing. I’m not kidding. Literally, everywhere I go. Weather its to school, to work, to the store, to the bank, to Starbucks. There is ALWAYS someone on there phone. Hell, I’m not even sicuro, cassetta di sicurezza from this at home. Now, some of te might find this crazy, but, I do not have a cellphone. I just don’t see the point. Not to mention, if I had one, I’d be like everyone else in my school. A brainwashed zombie who can’t keep their eyes off their phone...
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posted by Canada24
I'm glad my old one was so enjoyable, Here's più of it. Same roles...



While cleaning out the prison, Thomas tried to stab Rick for the the third time now.

"What the hell was that!?" Rick cried angrily.

"It was coming at m-

"Wait.. I Think te have something on the side of your head!" Rick pointed out.

"What are te tal- (suddenly Rick stabs his trademark, red handled machete wait though Thomas's head graphically killing him)".

"Got it!" Rick cried, seeming unaware that he killed a man.

Suddenly an angry Andrew charged at him, but Rick body slammed him against a wall.

"That wasn't very nice!" Rick...
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Link: Hey, look, its an eskimo
Zunari: Hello
Link: Let me guess. Your crazy as shit too. What's your story. te live in a fucking freezer.
Zunari: Not really. When te look at all the psychopaths and idiots in this city, someone has to have some sanity
Link: Oh, okay. So, what's wrong with you
Zunari: Well, te see, I have this sicuro, cassetta di sicurezza here, but, every time I close the store at night, someone always comes here and steals from me. It's maddening.
Link: so, wait, te just have this big culo sicuro, cassetta di sicurezza lying in the open of your office, and pretty much anyone can steal it
Zunari: Well, yes, that's exactly it
Link:...
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posted by windwakerguy430
Chuck: (Working on motorcycle)
Backstage Worker: Okay, Mr... uh
Chuck: The names Chuck Greene. Just like one of the colori of the rainbow
Backstage: ........ Okay
Chuck: (To Katey) Okay, Katey, I'm gonna go make us some money
Katey: te mean your going out to compete in a deadly game mostra killing hundreds of zombies in a brutal fashion, and even if te get first place, te will get no respect from the recurring characters in the story
Chuck: Exactly
Katey: ........ te really should have become a lawyer
Chuck: Oh, Katey, don't te know. Any game with a lawyer would suck
(Meanwhile)
Phoenix Wright: Fuck...
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Link: (Wakes up) Huh, what happened
King of Red Lions: Oh, Link, good thing your safe. After your Pokemon burned down that building, I got te out of there
Link: Huh (Sees Tetra) Holy shit, did me and Tetra-
King of Red Lions: No
Link: Goddamn it
King of Red Lions: Anyway, we need to go to the sacred realm again, because............. Well, lets go (Goes through portal)

King of Red Lions: Well, here we are
Link: (Breathes for air) Why the fuck didn't te warn me
King of Red Lions: I can't help it. I'm a boat. I don't even have lungs. Anyway, just go in there, and take Tetra
Tetra: (Wakes up) Did someone...
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