Wind: (Sits on a plane, as he see’s people watching nothing but romantic comedies on the plane)
Wind: (Sits on a bus, as he hears people constantly looking around, playing Chokaman Move.
Wind: (Walks down the sidewalk, seeing the streets lined with protesters against Ronald Dump victory in the election)
Wind: (Walks onto the campus of Clearwater University) Oh boy, not even on campus yet, and I already feel like this place is gonna be just like Eastwood. At least I’ll feel right at home
College Administrator: You’ve got what it takes, kid. You’ve got talent, determination, and lots of guts. How do te feel about being a part of Clearwater University
Wind: Like nothing’s change….. At all.
College Administrator: Good to know. We’ll have te being an upstanding citizen of the country in no time at all.
Wind: Oh joy, I can’t wait
Wind: (Walks into his dorm, looking around the room) Well isn’t this just lovely (Sits on the bed, only for it to break through) Damn, it really is like home. If there’s any rusted needles, I should start thinking about getting tetanus shots.
Cody: (Bursts through the door) Hey, what’s up.
Wind: …… Cody….. What are te doing here
Cody: Come on, can’t I say hello to my roommate.
Wind: … Tell me te didn’t say what I think te just said
Cody: What, roommate?
Wind: Yes, that word. That’s the word I was dreading
James: (Pokes his head through the door) What do we have here?
Wind: James, te two?
James: Yeah, looks like we’ll all be living in this dorm together
Wind: How did te two get into college?
James and Cody: Rich parents
Wind: Well that explains everything. Anymore people I should know about that are here?
(Wind, Cody, and James head to the local Mars Bucks)
Amanda: Wind, how are you
Miku: Konichiwa, Wind-kun
Hannah: I was hoping you’d be here
Wind: Why are all of te in the same college?
Hannah: Well, this was the only one that would allow any students from Eastwood. Eastwood isn’t exactly the best town
Wind: Oh, so if that’s the case, than Clearwater probably isn’t any better
(Everyone shakes their heads)
Wind: Great. Just perfect. And why are we at a Mars Bucks. I hate Mars Bucks
Amanda: It’s good
Wind: No, a nice coffee with a little bit of sugar, just a little bit, is good. Highly decorated diabetes in a cup is just stupid. I was hoping for a real coffee shop.
Hannah: This isn’t Eastwood. All we have here is Mars Bucks
Wind: Well isn’t that just a lovely thing to hear. Guess I’ll have to actually make coffee…. AND buy a coffee machine. So, since I have two roommates, do te two have any money
(Cody and James shake their heads)
Hannah: Well, te two go ahead and talk this out. We’ll be leaving
(Hannah, Miku, and Amanda leave)
Wind: Neither of te two have money?
James: We thought it would have been stupid
Wind: Yeah, an income that keeps te from going homeless sure is stupid. Well, we gotta find a way to get jobs some how.
Cody: He’s right, James. We need to do what we can to find work (Gets up) Let’s get going (Runs out the door)
James: (Follows after Cody)
Wind: Well, now that that’s out of the way. I should leave before I torch this place (Gets up)
Clerk: Hey, are te gonna pay for your Friends coffee?
Wind: Fucking no
Clerk: Well, why did they leave te to do so.
Wind: ……… OH GODDAMN IT!
(Cody and James sit in the office room with a store manager)
Manager: So, what are your talents
Cody: …… I can touch my eyelid with my tongue (Sticks his tongue out and tries to do so) Give me a minute
Manager: Uh-huh (Looks at James) And what about you?
James: I know how to please a woman without ever having pleased a woman
Manager: ….. te know that this is an interview to work at a restaurant, and not a porno right
James: …. Can we make it a porno
Manager: Get the fuck out of my office.
Wind: (Sits at the house, trying to hit a ratto with a baseball bat)
James: (Runs in) Wind
Wind: Shit! (Swings the bat and hits James)
James: Ow, goddamn it
Wind: Oh, sorry James. I thought te were a burglar
Cody: (Walks in) What’s going on-
Wind: (Swings the bat and hits Cody) Oh, and plus that’s for leaving me to pay for your shitting decorated drinks.
Cody: Okay…. Guess we deserved that
Wind: Yeah te did
James: Anyway, you’re not gonna believe this
Wind: What? Cody grew a brain
Cody: No, it’s even better. We got jobs
Wind: Well, I guess that helps in some way. Where are te working at
Cody: Mal-Mart
Wind: …. Of all the places…. In all of Clearwater… te chose to work at a Mal-Mart… A place that doesn’t give a fuck about their employees
James: Isn’t it great
Wind: A great big mistake, that’s for sure
Cody: Come on, Wind. It’s not like we won’t get paid
Wind: Yeah. Just paid below minimum wage.
Hannah: (In a dorm with Amanda and Miku) Well, this place looks lovely
Amanda: Yeah. And it’s pretty spacious too
Hannah: I’m gonna talk with some of the neighbors (Heads to the dorms successivo to them and knocks on it)
(A girl with short hair opens it)
???: Hey, te new here?
Hannah: Yeah. I’m Hannah. Nice to meet you. Just wanted to see some of the neighbors we’d be having
???: Awesome. I’m Rebecca.
(A girl in black with long black hair appears behind Hannah)
???: Hello
Hannah: (Jumps back)
Rebecca: And that’s Miranda
???: I told te my name is Margaret. Miranda is my living name
Hannah: So, what do te two do?
Rebecca: Well, I like to just enjoy life, and Amore it as much as possible. Just let everyone do what they want
Margaret: And I hate everything and everyone. Living o dead. I don’t get joy out of anything
Hannah: …. Okay then. Well, it was nice to meet te two
Rebecca: te two, Hannah
Margaret: I can’t say the same
Wind: (Rests at a tree, sighing)
???: Hey, mind if I sit here
Wind: If I say no-
???: Great (Sits successivo to him)
Wind: (Sighs)
???: Rough first day, huh
Wind: Yeah… How did te know I was knew
???: I can tell a new face when I see one. I’m Marcus
Wind: I’m Wind
Marcus: Well Wind, I think you’re really gonna like it here
Wind: No I won’t
Marcus: Oh, it’s not all bad. Just the bad drivers, the angry protestors, lots of advertisements around, extreme political opinions, racism, sexism.
Wind: Boy, it’s just like Eastwood
Marcus: But the worst of them all is homophobia. I gotta tell you, it’s the worst. I can’t go five feet without someone telling me to go choke on a dick and die just because of my sexuality
Wind: …. So you’re gay?
Marcus: Wasn’t it obvious
Wind: No. te look normal to me. And not even normal da my standards, like a total dipshit that I see everyday. Like… Real normal
Marcus: Well thanks. It’s hard to be called normal for my sexuality
Wind: Yeah, trust me, being normal is like a shit cult. Sorry, I don’t do normal. I do what pleases me
Marcus: I like your style
Wind: Thanks
Marcus: So, liking Clearwater so far
Wind: It reminds me of Eastwood
Marcus: So is that a yes
Wind: If te went to Eastwood, you’d understand my thoughts on this place.
Marcus: Not a very positive person, are you
Wind: Nope.
Wind: (Sits on a bus, as he hears people constantly looking around, playing Chokaman Move.
Wind: (Walks down the sidewalk, seeing the streets lined with protesters against Ronald Dump victory in the election)
Wind: (Walks onto the campus of Clearwater University) Oh boy, not even on campus yet, and I already feel like this place is gonna be just like Eastwood. At least I’ll feel right at home
College Administrator: You’ve got what it takes, kid. You’ve got talent, determination, and lots of guts. How do te feel about being a part of Clearwater University
Wind: Like nothing’s change….. At all.
College Administrator: Good to know. We’ll have te being an upstanding citizen of the country in no time at all.
Wind: Oh joy, I can’t wait
Wind: (Walks into his dorm, looking around the room) Well isn’t this just lovely (Sits on the bed, only for it to break through) Damn, it really is like home. If there’s any rusted needles, I should start thinking about getting tetanus shots.
Cody: (Bursts through the door) Hey, what’s up.
Wind: …… Cody….. What are te doing here
Cody: Come on, can’t I say hello to my roommate.
Wind: … Tell me te didn’t say what I think te just said
Cody: What, roommate?
Wind: Yes, that word. That’s the word I was dreading
James: (Pokes his head through the door) What do we have here?
Wind: James, te two?
James: Yeah, looks like we’ll all be living in this dorm together
Wind: How did te two get into college?
James and Cody: Rich parents
Wind: Well that explains everything. Anymore people I should know about that are here?
(Wind, Cody, and James head to the local Mars Bucks)
Amanda: Wind, how are you
Miku: Konichiwa, Wind-kun
Hannah: I was hoping you’d be here
Wind: Why are all of te in the same college?
Hannah: Well, this was the only one that would allow any students from Eastwood. Eastwood isn’t exactly the best town
Wind: Oh, so if that’s the case, than Clearwater probably isn’t any better
(Everyone shakes their heads)
Wind: Great. Just perfect. And why are we at a Mars Bucks. I hate Mars Bucks
Amanda: It’s good
Wind: No, a nice coffee with a little bit of sugar, just a little bit, is good. Highly decorated diabetes in a cup is just stupid. I was hoping for a real coffee shop.
Hannah: This isn’t Eastwood. All we have here is Mars Bucks
Wind: Well isn’t that just a lovely thing to hear. Guess I’ll have to actually make coffee…. AND buy a coffee machine. So, since I have two roommates, do te two have any money
(Cody and James shake their heads)
Hannah: Well, te two go ahead and talk this out. We’ll be leaving
(Hannah, Miku, and Amanda leave)
Wind: Neither of te two have money?
James: We thought it would have been stupid
Wind: Yeah, an income that keeps te from going homeless sure is stupid. Well, we gotta find a way to get jobs some how.
Cody: He’s right, James. We need to do what we can to find work (Gets up) Let’s get going (Runs out the door)
James: (Follows after Cody)
Wind: Well, now that that’s out of the way. I should leave before I torch this place (Gets up)
Clerk: Hey, are te gonna pay for your Friends coffee?
Wind: Fucking no
Clerk: Well, why did they leave te to do so.
Wind: ……… OH GODDAMN IT!
(Cody and James sit in the office room with a store manager)
Manager: So, what are your talents
Cody: …… I can touch my eyelid with my tongue (Sticks his tongue out and tries to do so) Give me a minute
Manager: Uh-huh (Looks at James) And what about you?
James: I know how to please a woman without ever having pleased a woman
Manager: ….. te know that this is an interview to work at a restaurant, and not a porno right
James: …. Can we make it a porno
Manager: Get the fuck out of my office.
Wind: (Sits at the house, trying to hit a ratto with a baseball bat)
James: (Runs in) Wind
Wind: Shit! (Swings the bat and hits James)
James: Ow, goddamn it
Wind: Oh, sorry James. I thought te were a burglar
Cody: (Walks in) What’s going on-
Wind: (Swings the bat and hits Cody) Oh, and plus that’s for leaving me to pay for your shitting decorated drinks.
Cody: Okay…. Guess we deserved that
Wind: Yeah te did
James: Anyway, you’re not gonna believe this
Wind: What? Cody grew a brain
Cody: No, it’s even better. We got jobs
Wind: Well, I guess that helps in some way. Where are te working at
Cody: Mal-Mart
Wind: …. Of all the places…. In all of Clearwater… te chose to work at a Mal-Mart… A place that doesn’t give a fuck about their employees
James: Isn’t it great
Wind: A great big mistake, that’s for sure
Cody: Come on, Wind. It’s not like we won’t get paid
Wind: Yeah. Just paid below minimum wage.
Hannah: (In a dorm with Amanda and Miku) Well, this place looks lovely
Amanda: Yeah. And it’s pretty spacious too
Hannah: I’m gonna talk with some of the neighbors (Heads to the dorms successivo to them and knocks on it)
(A girl with short hair opens it)
???: Hey, te new here?
Hannah: Yeah. I’m Hannah. Nice to meet you. Just wanted to see some of the neighbors we’d be having
???: Awesome. I’m Rebecca.
(A girl in black with long black hair appears behind Hannah)
???: Hello
Hannah: (Jumps back)
Rebecca: And that’s Miranda
???: I told te my name is Margaret. Miranda is my living name
Hannah: So, what do te two do?
Rebecca: Well, I like to just enjoy life, and Amore it as much as possible. Just let everyone do what they want
Margaret: And I hate everything and everyone. Living o dead. I don’t get joy out of anything
Hannah: …. Okay then. Well, it was nice to meet te two
Rebecca: te two, Hannah
Margaret: I can’t say the same
Wind: (Rests at a tree, sighing)
???: Hey, mind if I sit here
Wind: If I say no-
???: Great (Sits successivo to him)
Wind: (Sighs)
???: Rough first day, huh
Wind: Yeah… How did te know I was knew
???: I can tell a new face when I see one. I’m Marcus
Wind: I’m Wind
Marcus: Well Wind, I think you’re really gonna like it here
Wind: No I won’t
Marcus: Oh, it’s not all bad. Just the bad drivers, the angry protestors, lots of advertisements around, extreme political opinions, racism, sexism.
Wind: Boy, it’s just like Eastwood
Marcus: But the worst of them all is homophobia. I gotta tell you, it’s the worst. I can’t go five feet without someone telling me to go choke on a dick and die just because of my sexuality
Wind: …. So you’re gay?
Marcus: Wasn’t it obvious
Wind: No. te look normal to me. And not even normal da my standards, like a total dipshit that I see everyday. Like… Real normal
Marcus: Well thanks. It’s hard to be called normal for my sexuality
Wind: Yeah, trust me, being normal is like a shit cult. Sorry, I don’t do normal. I do what pleases me
Marcus: I like your style
Wind: Thanks
Marcus: So, liking Clearwater so far
Wind: It reminds me of Eastwood
Marcus: So is that a yes
Wind: If te went to Eastwood, you’d understand my thoughts on this place.
Marcus: Not a very positive person, are you
Wind: Nope.
Life is Strange is not a good game…. Alright, I got people triggered, now let me explain. Life is Strange is not a bad game. But I never was invested in a bland character like Max o anything she did in the game. The games attempts at being “relatable” to the teen demographic just came off as annoying. Never have I hated a word più than relatable (Except gamer). Just using that to justify a badly written character o story is just... unbearable. I liked the story around Life is Strange, but other than that, there was just nothing keeping me invested. But someone, somewhere, took...
So remember when Castlevania was a più linear platformer adventure game? Yeah, there was a weird point where Konami decided to make a change to the formula of Castlevania, and weather it was going to be permanent o this was just a little experiment, the point is, Symphony of the Night changed the franchise for a good while into a massive explorative game, hence why they call these kinds of games Metroidvania. So, in short, Castlevania: Symphony of the Night is a damn good game.
Taking place a few days after the events of Castlevania: Rondo of Blood, Richter Belmont goes missing without...
So, uh, have I ever mentioned that I like the No più Heroes franchise? Because, uh… I really like it. I like it a whole lot. I know the franchise isn’t the best thing ever, but that won’t stop me from talking about it. So let’s talk about it some more.
No più Heroes 2: Desperate Struggle is a game set three years after the first game and takes things in a different approach than the first one. Travis Touchdown comes back to the world of the assassin ranked fights in order to become Number 1 again, but this time, things are different. After the Rank 1 assassin kills his best friend,...
Well shoot, from one game franchise with a protagonist change to the other. I had always heard about how amazing the Metal Gear Solid franchise was, and I always wanted to give it a try. And Metal Gear Solid 2, the franchise that used to be hated da many, was the first one I played. Remember back when everyone hated Metal Gear Solid 2, but it’s a classic? Well, I always enjoyed Metal Gear Solid 2, as proven da being on this list.
Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty follows the story of not Solid Snake but rather angsty twink Raiden as he goes on a mission at an Oil Tanker in the middle...
So Resident Evil 4 was a pretty fun game, right. And then they made Resident Evil 5, which was not as fun. And then Resident Evil 6, which was just flat out terrible. And then so on and so on from there. Many game publishers thought that horror games were a dead genre and thought no one was interested in them anymore. And then Amnesia, as overrated as I think if is as a horror game, brought back the trend of horror games into the public. And eventually, Resident Evil VII was announced, bringing it back to the horror it needed. And it’s on this list, so te know what I think.
Resident...
So remember when I talked about how I had a few Xbox games when I got Halo 2? Well, actually, te don’t cause I never said- Anyway, I had very few, but they were all decent games. And one of them was the exclusive game known as Crimson Skies: High Road to Revenge. When I saw this game, I didn’t know how I would enjoy a game where te only sit in a plane, but once I actually got to playing it, I soon started to enjoy myself.
Crimson Skies is a game that is all about flying in a plane in the classic retro era of the 1940’s as Nathan Dra- Nathan Zachary as he goes on a quest to find...
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Song: link
SeanTheHedgehog & Cosmic_Fusions Present
A My Little pony fan Fiction
Starring Tom Foolery & Nikki West in...
Ring Of Fire
Also Starring Komano from SeanTheHedgehog
STH's Larry Wilcox as Fred Greenley
And introducing SeanTheHedgehog's newest OC, Hunter
Also starring Amethyst stella, star as Melanie Lockmann
Goldengrape as Edward Calabrese
Comet Tail as Carlos Licciardi
Royal Riff as Benny Mulloch
Based off of the 1961 film of the same title
The song fades away as we focus on a gas station....
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. Pingas!
A not so long time fa in a world ruled da ponies
Theme song: link
HEDGEHOG IN PONYVILLE
Episode XI
Return To Ponyville
Discord has taken over the Prisoner Of War camp where I was sent, with arcobaleno Dash, Princess Celestia, and many other ponies.
However, the Nazi Forces were planning on making a spazio station, called the Death Egg, and they needed più money to finishbuilding this death defying spazio station.
To make più money, they ordered Discord to sell me, and the other prisoners to a gangster called Japa the Nese, and let Discord keep half...
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
In this collection of shorts, you'll see certain types of people that drive certain types of cars, and you'll also learn the truth about getting on the front page of fanpop.
Car Stereotypes
There are many different types of cars for many different types of people. Observe.
Audi
Man: *Driving a black A6 at 80 miles an ora down the highway* Get out of the fucking way!!! *Pushes a Cadillac off the road*
Woman: *Crashes into a tree* Maniac!
Man: *Tailgating a Jaguar that is actually going the speed limit...
Random picture, with no connection to the story
