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TREVOR AS VEGETA:

SCENE ONE:

Trevor: (learning Carly is pregnant) Huh, this is a new feeling: pride in someone else... Unfortunately, it's overshadowed da all this UNYIELDING RAGE!

SCENE TWO:

Michael: Dave.. I think Trevor knows about Brad.

Dave: Really?.. How did he feel.

Michael: Hard too tell.. He literary screams everything.

SCENE 3:

Trevor: (losing it in his trailer, after learning about Brad) They called me crazy! They ALL called me crazy!.. But I'll mostra them! I'll mostra ALL of them! Right Carly!?.. (talking to the volley ball from Cast away, but with Carly's face on it), (the ball falls over, witch further angers Trevor) How dare YOUU! (screams violently) AHHHHHHHHHHH!

SCENE 4:

Franklin: (meets Michael and Trevor for the truck heist) ciao guys.

Michael: Hey, how'd te find us kid?

Franklin: It was easy, I just followed Trevor's screaming.

SCENE 5:

Trevor: (captured da Altruist)

Alturist: I got te now!.. Your your gonna be prison bitch!.. I will sell te for cigarettes, but not before violate te repeatedly, cause your my bit-

Carly: (doing the dishes several miles and suddenly she hears a loud explosion coming from where the Alturist had held Trevor). What of earth!?

SCENE 7:

Michael: Trevor, Dave Norton ha rubato, stola your hair style.

Trevor: I'LL KILL HIM! (drives too the house)

SCENE 8:

Dave: Oh, well I'm right fucked, aren't I?

Trevor: Right in the down under.

SCENE 9:

Michael: (being shot at)
DAMNITDAMNITDAMNITDAMNITDAMNIT!

Carly: Wow dad, te pulled a Trevor.

Trevor: (off view) DAMNITDAMNITDAMNITDAMNITDAMNIT!

Carly: See.

SCENE 10:

Trevor: (not swearing in front of Carly's baby) SON OF A GUM-CHEWING FUNK MONSTER! WHY THE frutta DOES ALL THIS FUNNY STUFF HAPPEN TO ME?! FORGET MY LIFE, ALWAYS SURROUNDED da MISERABLE FAILING CLODS LIKE THIS WHOLE WORLD JUST LIKES TO BEND ME OVER AND FIND ME IN THE ALPS, LIKE I'M SOME SORT OF SHLOP RECEPTACLE! WELL AS FAR AS I CARE, THESE MISERABLE COWS CAN HAVE A FANCY BARBECUE WITH A GODDAMN PIG!



MICHAEL AS GOKU:

SCENE 1:

Michael: (being shot at during the truck heist) This is a such a hyertical of an adventure.

Franklin: Dude, stop, it's like te just use random words te hear, cause te think they make te sound smarter!

Michael: Ohh, your just being homophone.

SCENE 2:

Michael: Alright Lester.. I'm inside. Why do I need these glasses?

Lester: (voice) For the 20th time.. They have a camera inside them.

Michael: Ahh.. So te can take pictures of me shopping for diamonds?

Lester: (voice) No idiot..I need pictures of the security and vents.

Michael: If only we brought a camera, right?

Lester: (voices) We DID bring a camera, stupid.. I just told you.

Michael: I'm confused.

Lester: (voice is getting angrier) There's a camera on your fuckin glasses, Michael!

Michael: And why would I need a camera on my glasses?

Lester: (voice) Just tell me te see the vents and security code?

Michael: Yeah.. Not hard to miss them, Lest.

Lester: (voice) Now take the picture.

Michael: How?

Lester: (voices) there's a camera!

Michael: On what?

Lester: (voice is screaming) THE GLASSES!

Michael: Ohh.. Okay. (takes the pictures and it sends to Lester).

Lester: (voice) Good, now speak to the worker.

SCENE 3:

Carly: Alright Franklyn, te got the gas?

Franklyn: Sure do.

Carly: Good, prepare to reach the roof once this guard leaves.. It seems safer than just bursting in.

Michael: Burst in!?

Calry: No, don't burst i-

Michael: (along with Packie) LET'S BURST INNN!.. (the two of them stupidly burst wait into the front door, armed with pistole and ski masks, ruining everything).

Carly: (sighs) Please tell me I was adopted.

SCENE 4:

(earlier)

Carly: Please don't tell Trevor about me being pregnant.. EVER!

Michael: Sure.

(currently)

Trevor: ciao Mikey.

Michael: (watching tv, and not listening) Yeah.

Travor: So family ain't back yet?

Michael: ... Sure.

Trevor: Michael?

Michael: ... Totally.

Trevor: te like baciare dudes don't you?

Michael: ... Totally.

Trevor: Dude! (flips off the tv) Cut that shit out!

Michael: Carly's pregnant.

Trevor: What!?

Michael: Huh?

SCENE 5:

Carly: (tied up Ivory for torturing her) te think te can do such terrible things, and just leave!?

Ivory: Would te be surprised if I detto yes?

Carly: (grabs mechete) I'm gonna end this! End YOU!.. (raises the mechete) NOW DIEE! (seconds from killing him)

Michael: Carly! Stop!... Ivory?.. Are te sorry?

Ivory: ... What?

Michael: If your sorry.. Than te can leave.

Ivory: ... te can't be serious.

SCENE 6:

trevor: (still as Vegeta) BRAD! DEAD! EXPLAIN! NOW!

Michael: Shit man, is that Brad!?

Trevor: HE'S IN YOUR GRAVE!

Michael: HE IS!?

Trevor: WHY DIDN'T te TELL ME!?

Michael: TELL te WHAT!?

Trevor: THAT BRAD IS DEAD!

Michael: BRAD IS DEAD!?

Trevor: Yes, he's wait here.

Michael: Who is?

Trevor: Brad!

Michael: Oh yeah, Brad, whatever happened too him.

Trevor: HE'S DEAD!

Michael: Oh my god, what happened!?

Trevor: (in head)... Damn it, I can't stay mad at him.

SCENE 7:

Carly: (about Ivory) Dad... beat him within the inch of his life... AND HANG HIM UP da HIS ENTRAILS!

Michael (thinking to himself): Wow, she sounds like he's had a hard time. Johnny should really have a talk with her.

SCENE 8:

Carly: I'LL KILL HIM! I'LL FUCKING KILL HIM!

Michael: (holds her back) te can't! Too dangerous!

Carly: Johnny would let me go!

Michael: No, he wouldn't! And he's smarteder than me!

Carly: I... Uh... Wow. Okay, that's.. Actually a good point.
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~8:20 PM
April 2nd 2079
Neon nube, nuvola Striptease~

Apollo: (He made his way down the street, his katana near his hip, as he made his way down the road. At the end of the strada, via rested a small but fancy building, covered in neon lights. The sign read “The Neon Cloud”. The strada, via was empty, most likely to prepare for the fight that was to come. As Apollo made his way to the club, helicopters began to loom over him, cameramen in sight as they filmed every moment of the fight. Apollo entered the building, più and più camera’s set up around the building, all with the Takedown TV logo on the side....
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When te hit that play button, te are going to listen to the greatest theme song ever created for a TV show.
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Wind: (Sitting at coffee negozio with Cody) So, te think that homosexuals come from space
Cody: Well, how else do people just… become gay
Wind: Thinking it through mentally, maybe
Cody: Nah, that’s silly
(A large protest group walks down the street)
Cody: What’s that?
Wind: A protest, it seems. Let’s see if the cops start to beat them up (Heads out, and Cody follows)

Arnold: We can’t let this racism keep going
Wind: (Passes through the crowd) Get out of my way (Gets to the front of the crowd) Excuse me, but what the hell are te talking about
Arnold: Do te not see the racism around us. Blacks,...
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~Story~

Bishop, Rollen “Roll”, and Tiny Tom are all video game making novices, all wanting to make it big in the gaming industry. However, they lack any skill in creating a game. So, they decide to head to a place known as Glass Sky Hills, where they hope to meet a man known as The Prodigy, who has created several amazing games. When they find The Prodigy, they find him to be a high schooler just like them, named Maximilian, with his alias name being Max 1. Million, but asks the others to call him Maxwell. His Amore for gaming completely blocks out his Amore for other things, including people,...
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#10: ACT OF VALOR:
He liked Hardcore Henry.
So this movie is KIND of like that. It feels like a game of Call of Duty. I know he doesn't like call of duty. But how can he hate marines shooting the shit out of rapists and terrorists..


#9: Londra HAS FALLEN:
I can't wait to see this movie again.
I Amore watching it and seeing how WRONG the reviewers are. I'm gonna remember this one for a LONG time..


#8: TOTAL RECALL:
He probably has. But if not.. It's Arnold, that's all he needs to know..


#7: BRAVEHEART:
He probably has though..


#6: PLATOON:
It'd pretty old. And he probably doesn't like charlie sheen....
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~Story~

In 1898, Westward Expansion is at an all time high, with people travelling to the inhabited west of the American country to strike it rich. An archeologist da the name of Robert Grimley travelled to the west in cerca of any ancient artifacts that he believed were undiscovered. As he was patrolling the landscape, he came across a band of slaughtered Native Americans, killed da a group of bandits. After taking what he could from the bandit camp, he found a strange artifact in the shape of a skull. The artifact was known as Mictlantecuhtli, an artifact from an ancient Aztec temple cursed...
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This review is just a simple letter from a couple of minuti ago. I am posting this, because da the time te read this, I will be completely insane. And for very good reasons. The reason for my unexpected madness comes from what has to be one of the worst creations ever made in the history of mankind. A creation so evil, that it can even break the most mentally strong. And this abomination that was allowed to walk the earth is none other than the travesty known as Sonichu.
Now, I am not going to be talking about the comics. Instead, I will focus on the character itself, which, honestly, is probably...
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Andjelija and huguenots escapes from king in the barca Gouldsboro with Rescator and piratas. They goes to the American isle in the New World for beginning new life.
Tamo se rodilo dete od mlade hugenotkinje. Cudna primala joj je pomagala pri porodjaju koristivsi lekovite trave i dete bryo doslo na svet. Dete se rodilo u zoru. zena se zalila gospodja Manigault.
- Sta cemo ovde? Nema sluzavke i toplih plahta za moju devojcicu? Ne nije tako, ali nema veze. Andjelija se ljutila na nju da je bolje da bude srecna sto se dete rodilo na slobodi nego u tamnici gde je jos gora neimastina od te. Indijanci Medvedi ih napadali. Nastala panika, jurnjava, bezanja u zaklon, ranjavanja...
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Cut Purse

Being the proud leader of the Manehatten Mafia at the age of fourteen, he was dato much power. He is a very calm headed man, but, he is also very sadistic, always wanting to kill his enemies himself in painful ways, such as forcing them to drink gasoline before lighting them on fuoco from the inside, to cutting off pieces of their flesh and feeding it to his dog until they are just a skeleton. He is a merciless, and possibly psychotic, crime boss who is very well known in the criminal underworld, for his popolare sales of rare drugs and deadly weapons. He had Master Sword work for him...
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Cory
???: (Reads newspaper) How did these guys make money. I swear, they sure do know how to pull of a job

???: (REads newspaper) Huh... Hey, I only know one person who would hold a bomb to scare people. I thought I'd never meet him again.

???: I do see the car they drive. And I see the license plate

???: How do the police miss there license plate. Nevermind. The sooner I find those two, the better

Nick: (Wakes up) (Goes to kitchen) (Opens cupboard) (Pulls out coffee beans) (Throws coffee beans in garbage) (Pulls out bottle of liqour and drinks it)
Cody: (Wakes up) (Goes to kitchen) Hey, where are the...
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 Cody's Car
Cody's Car
(Alarm Clock Rings)
Cody: Huh! What! (Turns off clock) (Gets up)
(Meanwhile at New York prison)
Nick: (Gets up)

Cody: (Goes to bathroom) (Brushes teeth with tooth brush)

Nick: (Brushes teeth) (Stomps on passingby rat) (Uses rats blood to wash out mouth)

Cody: (Sits on couch) (Turns on TV)

Nick: (Sits on bed) Where was I at yesterday....... Oh yeah, 32 bottles of birra on the wall. 32 bottles of beer
Guard: Hey, Nick, its time
Nick: If its my execution time, I don't want te sticking that stuff in my body. Just give me a gun. I'll kill myself
Guard: No, actually, you've done your time
Nick: te shitting...
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I don’t know what it is, but I always enjoyed foggy environments. I mean sure, people have gotten into… più than one car accident in them, but they still fascinate me no matter what. It’s almost as fascinating to me as snow is (Trust me, that’s an upcoming list). Though, unlike snow, fog is used to give off something scary, depressing, o mysterious. And I freaking Amore that. Hell, even making this list, it’s foggy right now. So, what better time to make a lista about foggy environments. Now, some rules. Only from games that I have played, and only one per franchise, as usual. Also,...
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There are a lot of DLC, and if te are a true gamer, DLC is something te usually… don’t have high expectations for. They either sell te a bunch of worthless clothing and items for how they would be priced in real life, give te on disc DLC, o even force te to buy their DLC because they have the ending to a game held for ransom. Game companies usually use one of these horrible tactics, o hell, even all of them (Capcom), but what about the few exceptions. What about those guys who use DLC right, giving te a small game for half the price of the original game. That there is perfect DLC,...
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The first one is a parody of Legend Of Zelda
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