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I already reviewed Natale Cruelty, a Norwegian horror Natale movie. Now, Iā€™m going to review a Dutch Natale horror movie from the Netherlands. Iā€™ve never seen o heard of any Netherland movies, but I am going to assume that they can get some good movies. And this movie must be one of themā€¦ Right? Well, this movie was to mark the return of horror movie director, Dick Maas. So, this guy must have had some sort of experience in making horror movies. Well, letā€™s look into his return to the horror industry, and take a look at the movie Sint, o Saint in Europe, o Saint Nick in the U.Sā€¦ They couldnā€™t just pick one?



So the movie takes the story of Sinterklaas, o Santa Claus, and distorts it into a dark fantasy world. Instead of Sinterklaas being a good natured soul who delivers gifts to people on Christmas, he is the murderous ghost of Niklas who, with his evil ghost gang, goes around murdering hundreds (Literally hundreds) of people when his holiday is celebrated on a full moonā€¦ Wellā€¦ Itā€™s an original take on the story. So, the story centers around a police officer named Goert whose family was killed da Sinterklaas on one fateful Natale night. Now, not celebrating the Sinterklaas tradition, he is trying to stop people from celebrating it before Sinterklaas strikes again, but of course, no one believes Goert when he says that the evil ghost of Niklas and his evil horse gang are going to murder people on the streets, and must now do what he can to prevent Sinterklaas from attacking. Now, for some reason, that plot doesnā€™t happen much in this movie. Itā€™s mostly thrown to the side. Most of the movie is mostly about Sinterklaas and how he goes around doing his killings around the holiday season. Kinda ironic, considering that the poor bastard is barely in the movie at all.



What I find to be the most disappointing part of this entire movie is Sinterklaas himself. Not that heā€™s a bad monster. In fact, heā€™s a great monster. mostrare him in a modern time, in that old centuries old uniform on a white horse, just standing in the snowfall at night, without revealing his face is just really creepy. He really shows himself as being a very creepy character. Heā€™s even able to travel across roof tops and through walls, really mostrare how he really is a ghost. This is the best depiction of a ghost Iā€™ve seen in awhile. And when his face is revealed, itā€™s pretty damn good. The makeup on him looks very professional and well done. Sure, I like subtlety and this does kinda ruin it da revealing his face, but I canā€™t deny that the makeup looks really damn good on him. Unfortunately, itā€™s easy to appreciate something that te rarely see. And that is exactly what Sinterklaas is. We rarely see this guy in the movie at all. We see the fear he brings in people and we see just how scared people are of him, but not much of him, really. But, this does kinda make him piĆ¹ scary, as seeing what effects he causes on people can be just as good as seeing the monster himself. I guess I both Amore and hate that I donā€™t get to see Sinterklaas much. I Amore seeing the fear people are in in this movie, but I hate that we donā€™t get piĆ¹ Sinterklaas.



Well, letā€™s talk about something else here. I Amore the recitazione in this movie. It never feels like the actors are trying too hard, but it never feels like they donā€™t care either. They always feel genuine. Especially the cop Goert. Sure, his backstories cliched, ā€œthe villain killed my family and I want revengeā€ and all that, but at least he has some talent in acting. The violence in this movie is also really superiore, in alto notch. The gore looks just like what youā€™d expect from a movie about a murderous gang of ghosts lead da the Dutch version of Santaā€¦. What? But, unfortunately, the movie feels very limited. It feels like the director was limited on what he wanted to do, and the story feels very unfinished in most places. te can just tell that this movie had hundreds of restrictions put on it. Thatā€™s probably because parents hated this movie because of its depiction of Sinterklaas. Yep, itā€™s Silent Night, Deadly Night all over again, with director Dick Maas argument being that if parents could convince their kids that Sinterklaas exists, they can convince them that the man in the movie wasnā€™t Sinterklaas. Well damn, Dick Maas didnā€™t fuck around. Sadly, the movie studio didnā€™t seem to agree, and just seemed to his creative work. And I thought American Film were restricted.



Sint is a movie that I had a lot of fun watching. Is it the best movie out there, no, but I had a lot of fun with it. I Amore the stupid action scenes, and the effects on the monsters and with the violence. It really makes me want to look into Dick Maas other Film like De Lift o Amsterdamned. He definitely seems to have peaked my interest. Iā€™d say, if te like horror Film that donā€™t take themselves seriously, than this is the movie for you. I recommend watching it. Barely anyone watches it, since it is a very obscure movie, and the only people who seem to have watched are from the country of Netherlands. Maybe one day, we can get this movie to be recognized da an English audienceā€¦ o not, I donā€™t know. Take care.
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Standing, in the darkness.
Alone, with only your dreams.
Or rather.
Your nightmares.
Could they be fiction?
Or your own reality?

Chestnut Pines, Washington. A small town out from the lively cities and locations of the country. A town of dying business and abandoned homes. It gets by, but barely thriving. Itā€™s a simple town, but that will change. A nightmare is coming into the town. Nobody will suspect it, and when they do, it may be too late. This is a anno of something dark. What will happen? What choices will be made? Will they be for the best, o will they go wrong. The choice is up to you,...
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Song (Start at 0:51): link

Sean: It's that time of the week again.
Hawkeye: Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories.
Karl: We have no host this time.
Kyle: But we do have something special for you.
Spike: We have featured all of the 12 Gran Turismo episodes this season, and now we will mostra the four best episodes of the show.
Captain Jefferson: From best to worst. Enjoy.

What to expect in this episode.

Tim: Those two keep getting away from us Captain. We need to expand our jurisdiction to Canterlot.
Captain Jefferson: Do te know how difficult that is?
Tim: I understand, but when the suspects get out...
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Song: link

Kevin: This is it! The moment we've all been waiting for! Who's faster?! Johnny Lightning, o Sean, the Amtrak F40PH?!
Johnny: *Revving his car's engine*
S.B: *Holding a flashlight. He shines it*
Sean: *Takes off with seven Amfleets in tow*
Johnny: *Quickly accelerates to 35 miles an hour*
Sean: Give me piĆ¹ power!! *Uncouples an Amfleet and goes up to 75 miles an hour*
Johnny: WHAT?!?!
Sean: *Crosses the finish line first*
Crowd: *Cheering*
Kevin: There te have it. A talking train can beat a car just da shouting while uncoupling one of his cars. Now let's watch The Legend Of Zelda: I Can't...
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September 9th

Hello. Iā€™m David. My Friends call me Dave o Davey. But, since I do not have friends, te may call me David. And I regret to inform that, da successivo year, I will die. Perhaps it is best if I start back from the beginning, from this morning. I had woken up in a daze, my head feeling funny. I gave it a scratch. It felt very satisfying. I had made my usual cup of coffee, black, no sugar o cream, along with my usual breakfast: Prescribed medication to make my brain all better. I had been taking this medication for a while now. I believe it was to help with my extreme seizures and violent...
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Hey, look, the disturbing stuff is backā€¦ā€¦ Goodey. Now, the lista is the same as the first two. These have to be things that disturb me, and they have to be something that wasnā€™t on my original list. Now, with that said, lets start the list

#10: Birdo from Super Mario Bros - Now, there have been a few disturbing things in the Mario universe. Mostly in Super Paper Mario. But, lets go back to the first disturbing thing ever in a Mario game. Back in 1988, there was an enemy called Birdo, who would shoot eggs at you. Doesnā€™t sound too bad, until, te read the games instruction booklet, where...
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So I talked about this game back in my Corner of Horror review (A series I need to get back to since I havenā€™t review anything since Halloween), and I think I was a little too harsh on this game. So I want to give it another review, another shot, if te will, and let te know that I really do Amore this horror classic. So letā€™s stop talking about it and start talking about Condemned: Criminal Origins.
You play as one Ethan Thomas, a not to bright young investigator for the SCU who is tracking down a serial killer when he has a run in with Serial Killer X, a man who goes around murdering...
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So yeah, I guess this is going to be a yearly thing. Boy, 2017 was a great year, wasnā€™t it. The great Weinstein scandal where many Hollywood celebritĆ s were found out to be big pieces of shit, huge race riots in Charlottesville that resulted in the death of an innocent bystander, nuclear war between America and North Korea piĆ¹ closer than ever before, everyone on Youtube that wasnā€™t a celebrity o Jake Paul getting utterly fucked da the company, large mass shootings resulting in the highest shootings in U.S. history took place in just one year, and the complete and utter nuterization...
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Ian: *Listening to the music* What are we in a Western now?
Kevin: *Dressed as a cowboy, while riding a horse* This is my Halloween Costume.
Ian: Ah. Well at least I'm the host tonight. Here's tonight's lineup.

Con Mane: The Mare With The Golden Gun
Overwatch Parody: Nightmare Before Christmas

Liam: *Dressed as an Indian, running after Kevin* Wait for me Kevin!
Ian: Let's start the mostra before piĆ¹ cowboys, o Indians arrive.

Let's begin on a tropical island 8 miles from Hong Kong.

Hattan: *sunbathing* Sneak Peak, can te check the main entrance?
S.P: Right away Ms. Scaramanga.
business pony:...
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About a anno ago, when I was still new to living in Oxford, I had this bus driver. She was basically the female equivalent to the drill sergeant from Full Metal Jacketā€¦ o basically, my mother, except, instead of some of the time, she was all the time. However, other than the fact that she really liked to yell at kids, she was always absent a lot. Every time she wouldnā€™t come to work, she would send her substitute, who was this very friendly elderly man. Shame the kids on the bus didnā€™t respect him though. So, one day, while I was waiting at the bus stop, and this time, I was with my...
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Johnny: *Yawning as he stretches his arms* We're starting already? It's not 8 PM.
S.B: I'm going on vacation! *Walking away with two suitcases*
Ian: *Stops successivo to Johnny*
Johnny: He's not the creator of the show, is he?
Ian: He does have the initials, S.B.
Johnny: Yes, and he also looks exactly like me.
Ian: ...right. Hello everyone, I'm Ian from Trainz, and I'm hosting Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. Good morning, and let's get started. Here's our lineup.

8 AM

Goldhoof

8:30 AM

Gran Turismo - Bak2Bak

This is another story with Con Mane in it. Right now he is planting explosives in a...
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So it is no surprise to anyone that my preferito horror game of all time Silent collina 2. Itā€™s been that way and itā€™ll continue to be that way for a long time. But with itā€™s awkward gameplay and acting, can I really put such a game in my superiore, in alto ten preferito games ever? The answer is yes, and I just did.
Silent collina 2 follows James Sunderland, an awkward man who arrives to the town of Silent collina after he receives a letter from his dead wife, Mary. He meets all sorts of other characters there, like Angela, Eddie, and Laura, and a mysterious woman named Maria, and has to get through the...
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Song: link

Two officers were standing successivo to a fuoco da the Tie Interceptor.

John: That could give us extra trouble. We'll have to take care of the pilot.
Morris: I'll take care of him. *Walks downstairs, and passes them, heading towards a radio room*

Skip the song to 1:08

When Morris walked in, the room looked empty, but he wasn't so sure.

Morris: *Pulls out his silenced blaster, and looks in front of him*

Out of Morris' view to his right behind a wall, the radio operator was making himself a cup of coffee.

Morris: Hello.
Radio Operator: *Walks in front of Morris*
Morris: *Fires his blaster*...
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Song (Start at 2:38): link

Johnny: *Fighting a guy in a green hoodie* And who are te supposed to be?!
Guy: I am WindWakerGuy430, and I'm jealous! Your success will be mine!
Johnny: Not if I have anything to say about it! *Grabs a remote, and hits the play button* Enjoy Six Shooters 5 everyone!
Guy: No! Now the screen will turn black and I'll fade away!

The screen turns black as the fan fiction begins.

Song: link

Johnny: Whoa. It actually worked. See te successivo Saturday.

Cape May, 1971

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

A WindWakerGuy430 fan Fiction

Six Shooters 5

Starring SeanTheHedgehog as Alan Martinez
WindWakerGuy430...
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Hey, did te guys know I like No piĆ¹ Heroes!? Crazy fact, huh?! Anyway, letā€™s talk about it for the twentieth fucking time why I Amore No piĆ¹ Heroes!
No piĆ¹ Heroes follows the tale of a young man named Travis Touchdown, a huge nerd with an figure collection, masterbates to porn all day, and spent all his rent money on a Beam Katana in an online auction. So, in need of money and some sex, Travis takes part in the United Assassinā€™s Associationā€™s ranked fights in the hopes of becoming number one and getting laid. So, off he goes on a killing spree to take out the ten highest ranked...
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Sonic: *Enjoying the music*
Dave: Isn't this from one of your games?
Sonic: Yeah.
Dave: It's very catchy.
Mily: I'm just glad no one's fighting for once. Normally that happens when I'm the hostess.
Dave: te must be very popular. This is your 4th time now.
Mily: Yep. *Giggles* We got a Trainz trio on our way for te right now.

Theme Song: link

Welcome to a place called The Island Of Errol. A place that is run da five railroads. It has hundreds of engines, and lots of trains in the four towns, Mossberg, Hunterdon, Zorrin, and Eastwood.

This is the story of trainz.

Episode 31: Highball

Narrator:...
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Johnny: Now that the race has been cancelled, we have to wait two weeks.
Mabel: Why so long?
Johnny: The first two Saturdays we're taking off, because of Labor Day.
Mabel: Oh, well in that case, let's avvolgere up our mostra so we can go on vacation sooner.

Girls: *Playing Rock & Roll music* Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime!! Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime!! Which is Japanese for, which is Japanese for... *Drum solo* Your Typical Anime. *Guitar solo* Your Typical Anime. *Guitar solo* Your Typical Anime!

Episode 6: te Smell Like Shit

Alinah was walking through town, eating a burrito.

Alinah: *Farts*...
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Set of hands, who here remembers Road Rash? It was a fun little arcade game where the goal was to race as a motorbike racer against other motorcycle racers to win races and get prize money. te also beat the shit out of your opponents with chains and bats while running over pedestrians and taking out cops. It was insane. Some games have tried to bring that style back, and one of those games was Road Rage. Developed da Team 6 Studios, this little indie game from 2017 was regarded as one of the worst games out there, as recently as 2017. Weā€™re still getting broken trash games that can contend...
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Finally! After ten years, I was finally able to beat this game. It took ten years to get through the entire game, but I did it. So yeah, my personal problems aside, Final fantasy VII is still a good game.
Final fantasy VII follows nube, nuvola Strife pre-Advent Children emo phase as he joins the rebellious group known as AVALANCHE to stop Shinra from draining the earth of Mako energy that keeps it alive. But this soon turns into something piĆ¹ as they get involved with mamaā€™s boy Sephiroth who wants to gain the earthā€™s energy to gain the power of a god and destroy the earth forā€¦ raisins....
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