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Kevin: *Running with Orion, and Snowflake* Come on! We gotta hurry, and get things set up for tonight!
Ten Cents: Okay, te guys are probably wondering, what's going on? Well, the schedule kinda got fouled up at the last second, and we're forced to do our mostra earlier than expected, but we hope te like what we got for te next.

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Seanthehedgehog presents

Horseshoe Bay

The cast

stella, star Ponies

Ten Cents
Hercules
Warrior
superiore, in alto Hat
OJ
Big Macintosh

Z-stack Ponies

Zorran
Zebedee
Zak
Zip
Zug

Ok, stop the music

Horseshoe baia is in Baltimare, and many ships full of ponies, and o cargo go there.

Two new companies were created there. Both were for the bay, and what they did was important. The two companies both had a fleet of tugboats, big, and small. The ponies driving them had to deliver barges of material from place to place, and help ships enter, o leave the bay.

What were the names of the two companies? One was called stella, star Tugs.

And the other Z-Stacks.

Here is how things went on their first giorno of business.

Captain Star: Is everypony here?
Six ponies: *waiting da Captain Star*
Captain Star: Ten Cents?
Ten Cents: Right here sir.
Captain Star: Big Macintosh?
Big Macintosh: Eeyup.
Captain Star: Warrior?
Warrior: Yes?
Captain Star: OJ?
OJ: I'm here.
Captain Star: Hercules?
Hercules: Here.
Captain Star: superiore, in alto Hat?
superiore, in alto Hat: I'm here, and with pleasure too.
Captain Star: Right. That's everypony. Ten Cents, you're going to take a small tug, and deliver a barge of gasoline to Lucky's Repair Yard. Everypony else, get ready to bring a freighter into the docks.
Ten Cents: Yes sir. *walks away*
superiore, in alto Hat: Everypony except Ten Cents gets to do docking, how fun.
Ten Cents: It's not fun. te get all the real work, and I have to tow a barge somewhere.
Big Macintosh: It's real work no matter what te do.
Ten Cents: Anything te say Big Mac.

Meanwhile, with the Z-stack ponies

Captain Zero: Ok, I know all five of te are here, so listen up!
Zorran: We're listening boss.
Captain Zero: Those stella, star ponies are going to dock a freighter here.
Zebedee: All except one.
Captain Zero: Excuse me?
Zebedee: One of the stella, star ponies has to deliver a barge over to Lucky's. He won't be doing anything near that freighter.
Captain Zero: Alright, here's what we're going to do. Zip, and Zug, get in your tugboats, and try to take that barge for ourselves. Whatever is in there will be ours.
Zip: Right boss.
Zug: We're on it.
Captain Zero: The rest of te have to go stop those stella, star Ponies from docking that freighter.
Zorran: Don't fret Captain Zero, we'll get to that right away.

Zip, and Zug went off to try and stop Ten Cents from delivering the barge of gasoline.

Zip: We'll get our tugs here, and block the river.
Zug: Good plan.

But they didn't know Ten Cents already delivered the barge, and was on his way back to Captain Star

Zug: He's coming.
Zip: He's on the wrong side.
Zug: Oh no, we're too late.
Ten Cents: Hey. Let me through.
Zug: No. We were supposed to try, and stop te from delivering that barge. Now we'll prevent te from passing us!
Ten Cents: Ahem *Flies off tug* I'm a pegasus?
Zug: Shit.
Ten Cents: I'll go tell Captain stella, star on te if I have too.
Zip: Uh, that's ok.
Zug: We're leaving now. *Drives away*
Zip: *Follows*

Back at the stella, star Tug headquarters, the stella, star Ponies were choosing what they were going to use.

Big Macintosh: They're all steam powered tugboats.
OJ: I see a stern wheeler there. That one is mine.
Big Macintosh: Eeyup.
superiore, in alto Hat: You, and your vintage equipment.
OJ: As long as it runs properly, and is well maintained, I'm using it.
Warrior: That sure is a nice barca OJ.
OJ: Thank you.
Hercules: Let's get going then.
superiore, in alto Hat: te got the biggest tug out of all of us.
Hercules: Yep. I'm proud of that, now let's get to work. *drives tug towards entrance of bay*
stella, star Ponies: *Follow Hercules*
OJ: I see the freighter.
superiore, in alto Hat: It's quite interesting how they added radio transmitters in here.
Warrior: I find that interesting too.
Hercules: That's technology for te everypony.
Big Macintosh: Eeyup.

As the freighter was coming in, a few ponies working for Z-Stack got close, but made sure they weren't seen.

Zorran: Alright, get a harpoon gun on one of their boats, and shoot a hole at the bottom.
Zebedee: Are we sinking one of the stella, star Ponie's tugs?
Zorran: Yeah. Get to it.
Zebedee: Right *Aiming harpoon gun*
Zorran: What are te waiting for te dumb bastard?
Zebedee: I don't want to miss *Shoots harpoon*
Big Macintosh: I think I heard something hit my boat. Wait up. *goes out to check*
OJ: *Flies onto Big Mac's tug* Everything ok?
Big Macintosh: *sees hole in tug* Nope.
OJ: *Sees hole* We gotta get that thing out of here.
Ten Cents: *arrives* Leave that to me.
Captain Star: *Arrives* What's the matter?
Ten Cents: Big Mac's tug is sinking. We got to get it to the repair yard.
Captain: Ok, Ten Cents te take Big Mac's tug into the repair yard. Big Mac, I got another tug for te to use while your's is getting repaired.
Big Mac: Eeyup- I mean, yes sir.
Zorran: I should've known something like that was going to happen.
Zak: Captain Zero isn't going to be pleased.
Captain Zero: *Arrives* Hot damn, te failed. Guess what this means?
Zak: No pay?
Captain Zero: That's right. I also heard that Ten Cents got that gasoline to Lucky's.
Zorran: That's Zip, and Zug's fault. Not ours.
Captain Zero: You're all getting punished!

After seeing that, I guess te can tell which group is the good guys, and which one is the bad, right?

All Captain Zero cares about is money, and will try to do anything to stop the stella, star Tug company from succeeding.

They'll have to try very hard though, because stella, star Ponies lead the way.

The End.

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Seanthehedgehog presents

Horseshoe baia

The cast

stella, star Ponies

Ten Cents
Hercules
Warrior
superiore, in alto Hat
OJ
Big Macintosh

Z-stack Ponies

Zorran
Zebedee
Zak
Zip
Zug

Ok, stop the Musica

Episode 1

Sunshine

Things were going great in Horseshoe Bay. Everypony working in stella, star Tugs, and Z-stacks were doing their best. Ten Cents however, felt like he had too much work to do.

Ten Cents: I'm always doing boring jobs, while te get to do the real work.
superiore, in alto Hat: It's not our fault te can't be as good as us.
Warrior: I think he's as good as us.
OJ: I know he's as good as us.
Captain Star: And he is. However, I feel like Ten Cents has too much to do, and we need a new pony to help us out.
Ten Cents: When will he be here?
Captain Star: He already is. Everypony, meet Sunshine.
Sunshine: *Walks up to stella, star Ponies* Hello there.
superiore, in alto Hat: Sunshine? What a stupid name.
Ten Cents: Not as stupid as that monocle te always wear.
superiore, in alto Hat: This monocle is not stupid. I can assure you, that it is a thing of beauty.
Captain Star: That's enough. We're supposed to help a cruise liner into the bay. Ten Cents, and Sunshine, get a steel barge up river to Dodge City. The rest of te are going to get the cruise liner into the bay.
Ten Cents & Sunshine: Yes sir.
stella, star Ponies: We're on it.

As the stella, star ponies were getting in their tugboats, a rusty tramp steamer stopped at the entrance of the bay. The pony operating it was a mexican named Izzy Gomez.

Izzy: *Walking on boat* Hola? Anypony?
Zorran: *stops da Izzy* Oh great. What do te want?
Izzy: Hey, I need a tow.
Zorran: So what? You're broke.
Izzy: I can pay te in bananas.
Zorran: Fuck bananas. Nopony likes bananas. *drives away*
Izzy: Wait. I need a tow.
Warrior: *Stops da Izzy* I wonder what this barca is doing here.
Izzy: *sees tugboat* Is that te Warrior?
Warrior: *Walks to left side of tug* Izzy. What do te need?
Izzy: I need a tow. I don't have money, but I can pay te in bananas.
Warrior: Okay, but I can't do it now. I have to dock a cruise liner in the bay.
Izzy: You'll do it later, right?
Warrior: I promise. *Drives away*

At Dodge City, Ten Cents brought the steal to a mare named Sally.

Ten Cents: Sunshine, I'd like te to meet Sally. She has an airplane that can land in water.
Sunshine: Oh. Nice to meet te Sally.
Sally: Nice to meet te too Sunshine. See te later *Flies away*
Ten Cents: Alright. We better head back to Baltimare, and help the others dock that cruise liner.
Sunshine: te got it boss.
Ten Cents: Uhm, it's Ten Cents. Captain stella, star is the one who gets called boss.

Ten Cents, and Sunshine arrived at the baia just in time to help the others dock the cruise liner.

Hercules: Good thing te two got here. I have to get a barge of fuel to a lightship. It's light won't work without the fuel.
Ten Cents: We'll take over for you.
Zorran: *Near by* Alright. Now is our chance for one of us to dock that cruise liner.
Zebedee: Nopony is watching. Push Sunshine's tugboat into the rotor of that cruise liner.
Zorran: Zebedee, you're so clever. *Drives into Sunshine's tugboat*
Sunshine: Whoa! I'm being pushed!
superiore, in alto Hat: What's going on back there?
Sunshine: *Gets pushed into rotor* Aw no! My tugboat is damaged.
Izzy: *Saw everything* Zorran pushed Sunshine's tug into the rotor. I have to tell somepony, but I'm not allowed to leave my ship.
Zorran: I'll have to help te stella, star Ponies. Won't I?
OJ: Very well.

So Zorran helped the stella, star Ponies dock the cruise liner. When they finished, Zorran went back to Captain Zero's office.

Captain Zero: Did te get the contract for that cruise liner?
Zorran: After our sabotage on the stella, star Ponies, we're sure to get that contract.
Captain Zero: Nopony saw you, right?
Zorran: Nopony saw us.
Captain Zero: Good.

Later that night, everypony was celebrating the docking of the cruise liner. Ten Cents on the other hand, was worried about Sunshine.

Ten Cents: He hasn't been around since we finished docking that cruise liner.
superiore, in alto Hat: I wouldn't worry about him if I were you. He messed up our operations.
Ten Cents: It was just an accident. I'll go try to find him. *goes to tugboat*
superiore, in alto Hat: I say, do come back here.
Ten Cents: Not until I find my friend *drives away*
Big Mac: Let him go superiore, in alto Hat.
superiore, in alto Hat: Mmmh, I hope he knows what he's doing.
Ten Cents: *Looking around* Sunshine?! Where are you?
Sunshine: Oh shit. I can't let Ten Cents find me. *Drives away*
Ten Cents: Oi! Sunshine! Get over here.
Izzy: Hey, is that te Ten Cents?
Ten Cents: *stops tug* Izzy? What are te doing here?
Izzy: Warrior promised me a tow if I gave him bananas.
Ten Cents: Have te seen Sunshine?
Izzy: Yes. There's something te should know. When that cruise liner was being docked, Zorran rammed his tug into Sunshine's.
Ten Cents: Zorran! I should've known. Thank te Izzy *Driving away*
Izzy: What about my tow?
Ten Cents: I'll tell Warrior!

Ten Cents saw Sunshine's tug on the shore.

Sunshine: *On beach* Hey! Over here.
Ten Cents: *stops da Sunshine's tug* Come on Sunshine. I'm taking te to Captain Star.
Sunshine: But he'll get mad at me.
Ten Cents: It's not your fault. Somepony from Z-stacks pushed your tug into part of that cruise liner.
Sunshine: Oh, thank heavens.

So Ten Cents brought Sunshine to the other stella, star Ponies.

Big Mac: There's Sunshine.
Ten Cents: His tug is destroyed. Izzy saw everything.
Warrior: Oh! I forgot to give Izzy a tow. *Runs to tug*

successivo morning.

Captain Zero: te careless bastards!
Zorran: What?
Captain Zero: te detto nopony watched te attack that new stella, star Pony, but someone did watch you.
Zorran: Oh no.

The End

Ten Cents: *Lets out a sigh of relief* That could have gone better, but we made it. We are taking February 3rd off because it's the first weekend in February, but when we return on the 10th, hopefully we don't get any last secondo changes anymore.
Hawkeye: It's a shame that your mostra only had two episodes.
Ten Cents: Yes, but I will return in a couple of other shows, I guarantee it.
Hawkeye: And I'm looking inoltrare, avanti to that. See te around.
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