Song: link
Twilight: *Floating towards the ground with the rest of the mane six*
Ian: Am I dreaming, o is this actually happening?
Jeff: You're not dreaming.
Bryce: This is really happening.
Rarity: We have returned.
arcobaleno Dash: To host the best episodes of My Little Pornstar. We have back to back episodes starting at 8 PM, and then at 8:30, we'll mostra everyone My Little Pornstar: The fan Fiction. Enjoy.
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..
Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - arcobaleno Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland mostra - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - applejack
Now, let's begin. arcobaleno Dash was with Fluttershy in a parking lot full of Buicks.
arcobaleno Dash: Now, what have we learned?
Fluttershy: Nothing.
arcobaleno Dash: No! We learned something.
Fluttershy: Lots of control.
arcobaleno Dash: Good.
Fluttershy: Screaming, and hollering.
arcobaleno Dash: Yes, and most importantly...
Fluttershy: Passion.
arcobaleno Dash: Right. So now that te know the elements of a good cheer, let's hear one.
Fluttershy: *Takes a deep breath, but instead of cheering, she farts*
arcobaleno Dash: *Not amused* te really put that in there? *Starts focusing on getting Fluttershy to cheer* Try again.
Fluttershy: Try what again? Was my fart not good enough?
arcobaleno Dash: *Pissed off* You're not doing that!!!! Why do te do that?!!?
Fluttershy: Rarity says it's appropriate for ladies to fart.
arcobaleno Dash: Then if that's the case, I'm glad to be a tomboy.
Intro
Theme song: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
arcobaleno Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity: I want sex.
Applejack: Faithful, and strong.
Angel: *Shouting at Fluttershy* ciao Fluttershy, te smell like shit!!!!!
Twilight: Man, there's a lot of faggots in this town.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar. Despite everything, te are my best friends.
My Little Pornstar: Friendship Is For Faggots
Episode 12: Hitting 800 Miles An Hour
arcobaleno Dash was standing on a cloud. Some ponies were playing wild west music.
arcobaleno Dash: *Getting ready to practice for the Young Flyer competition* I've trained myself hard for this moment.
Fluttershy: Yes te have.
arcobaleno Dash: *Looks down at Fluttershy* How can te hear me from all of the way down there?
Fluttershy: The director gave us ear pieces.
arcobaleno Dash: Oh, I didn't notice that.
A train whistle goes off as arcobaleno Dash spreads her wings, getting ready to fly.
arcobaleno Dash: *Looks down at the ground*
Fluttershy: Do te have anything to say before te do this?
arcobaleno Dash: Yes I do Fluttershy, and that is.....
Musica Ponies: *Playing violins to make the song sound dramatic*
arcobaleno Dash: .... I, think I can. *Jumps off the cloud*
Song (Start at 5:13): link
arcobaleno Dash: *Goes left, and right passing multiple clouds. Then, she flies around three big clouds. Next, she flies up going very fast attempting to do the Sonic Rainboom* This is the tough part. I'm gonna try my best. *Gets stuck in the air*
Musica Ponies: *Stop playing songs*
arcobaleno Dash: uh oh. *Gets sent flying towards Twilight's house*
At Twilight's house, she was smoking weed with Applejack, Rarity, and Pinkie Pie. They had a huge collection of weed, and joints while listening to this song starting at 0:25: link
Twilight: Nigga, this is the life!
Rarity: I absolutely agree. Will this help me have sex with stallions?
Applejack: If te give them the stuff, yeah.
arcobaleno Dash: AAHHHH! *Crashes into Twilight's house*
Pinkie Pie: Scheiße! She ruined the drugs!
Twilight: Man, at least the radio still works.
arcobaleno Dash: *Turns off the radio*
Applejack: What did te do that for?!
arcobaleno Dash: I have to tell te guys something.
Rarity: You're a lesbian?
arcobaleno Dash: No!! I don't even know where te got that from! Also, why did te tell Fluttershy that it's appropriate to fart?
Rarity: Because it's what all mares do.
arcobaleno Dash: It's disgusting! te shouldn't be doing that!
Twilight: Nigga, why did te crash into my house?
arcobaleno Dash: I was going very fast, but something sent me flying out of control.
Applejack: te have wings. How could te lose control?
arcobaleno Dash: te make it sound easier then it really is.
Fluttershy: *Arrives* arcobaleno Dash, I saw te out there! That was awesome!
arcobaleno Dash: I did terrible. I need to try harder if I'll do a sonic rainboom.
Twilight: Wut da hell is dat?! Is dat a drug?
Pinkie Pie: Nein. Der Schall-regen-Boom is a noise made when te brake the sound barrier.
Twilight: Thanks for telling me bout dat. Now wut da hell is a sonic rainboom?
Pinkie Pie: I just told you.
Twilight: Naw man, te told me about the Schall-regen-Boom.
Pinkie Pie: That's German for Sonic Rainboom.
Twilight: Nigga, I could care less about how to say stuff in yo language.
Rarity: *Farts*
arcobaleno Dash: Really? We're really going through that again?
Twilight: Shut da fuq up for a moment. Dash, don't te have something te wanted to tell us?
arcobaleno Dash: Oh yeah, but thanks to our arguing, I couldn't tell you. Anyway, I'm performing in the Best Young Flyers Competition in Pontiac.
Twilight: Pontiac. Nice. (I got a plan to sabotage her efforts!)
Pinkie Pie: What are te thinking about?
Twilight: Nuthin' man. Do te read minds?
Pinkie Pie: Nope.
Twilight: Then te don't have to worry about it.
The successivo day, The Mane 6 arrive in Pontiac Michigan.
Twilight: Yo Rarity.
Rarity: Yes?
Twilight: I'm giving te a pair of wings to compete against arcobaleno Dash.
Rarity: Whatever for?
Twilight: If te win, you'll have lots of stallions that'll have sex with you.
Rarity: I'm in.
Twilight: *Gives Rarity wings with her magic* There te are mah nigga. The competition is about to start soon. Get yo culo out there.
Rarity: *Farts as she walks to the competition*
Twilight: Not like dat!! (I think arcobaleno Dash is right. It is disgusting. Too bad I have to kill her.)
During the start of the competition.
Judge: Ladies, and gentlemen. Fuck the fillies, and gentlecolts bullshit, that's annoying. We will now start the Best Young Flyers Competition. Competing first, is Rarity with arcobaleno Dash.
Audience: *Clapping*
Twilight: Niggaz, I'll be right back. *Walks away*
Applejack: I saw her carrying a suitcase.
Pinkie Pie: What could be in it?
Fluttershy: I don't know. It could be anything.
Applejack: It looked big enough to carry a rifle.
That's just what she had in there. Twilight laid on the rooftop of the stadium, aiming her fucile at arcobaleno Dash.
Song (Start it at 7:08): link
Twilight: Nigga, you're goin' down.
Judge: Let the best young flyers competition begin!
Rarity: *Dancing in mid air*
arcobaleno Dash: Here we go with phase one. *Goes toward barriers, and flies left, and right to dodge them*
Twilight: *Fires a bullet at arcobaleno Dash, but misses*
arcobaleno Dash: *Nearly gets hit da the bullet* Whoa!! *Hits a barrier*
Judge: It seems that we have an assassin around here. However since we're too lazy to do anything, we will watch to see if the assassin is still here.
arcobaleno Dash: Time to make those clouds spin, o whatever. *Flies around the clouds to make them spin. She goes very fast*
Twilight: *Sees Celestia* te muthafuckin' white culo cracka! Yo' gonna die too! *Shoots at Celestia four times*
Celestia: *Ducks, and avoids all bullets*
Twilight: ah, fuck you. I gotta concentrate on arcobaleno Dash! *Reloads her rifle, and shoots arcobaleno Dash in the leg*
arcobaleno Dash: Ah! *Makes part of a nube, nuvola fly at Celestia*
Celestia: *Gets hit in the face*
Twilight: Fuck yeah nigga!
arcobaleno Dash: Okay, I gotta try that Sonic Rainboom. *Flying fast up toward space*
Twilight: Shit, why didn't I think of this before?! *Shoots Rarity in her wing*
Rarity: Ah! *Falls down* AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!
Judge: Well, so much for Rarity. I'm giving her zero points for not pulling that off. Uh... She is coming back, right?
arcobaleno Dash: *Sees Rarity in trouble* I'll save you!! *Flies down toward her*
Rarity: I was just going to masturbate on the Wonderbolts for them!
Ew! te know what? I don't even know why I keep putting te in this show!
arcobaleno Dash: *Getting closer to Rarity*
Twilight: HAhahahaha! She'll never save her. They'll both die! Man, why are niggers like me such geniuses?
Rarity: arcobaleno Dash, please save me!!!
arcobaleno Dash: I think I can!
Rarity: I hope te can!! I hope you're right!!!!
arcobaleno Dash: *Does a Sonic Rainboom, and catches Rarity*
Audience: *Cheering*
Fluttershy: te know what? Fuck it. She can't hear me from all the way down there. So I won't cheer for her.
Pinkie Pie: But she just saved Rarity!
Fluttershy: So what? I saved her yesterday from choking.
arcobaleno Dash: *Carrying Rarity back to the stadium*
Rarity: I don't know how to thank you.
arcobaleno Dash: I do. Lose some weight.
Ooh! Burn!!! It's true though. Rarity does need to lose weight.
Police Ponies: *Pointing pistole at Twilight* Stop right there!
Twilight: *Looks at the police ponies* Man, te ain't eva gonna catch me!
Police Ponies: Look out!! She has the voice of a black man!!!!!!!! FIRE!!!!! *Shooting Twilight*
Twilight: SPIKE!!!!! STOP CALLING DA COPS ON ME!!!!!!!!!!
But Spike is still in Pornstarville. te left him there.
Twilight: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!! *Falls down*
Unfortunately, Twilight survived being dead yet again.
arcobaleno Dash won the Best Young Flyers Competition, and got to hang out with the Wonderbolts. She got to do what Rarity wanted to do, and have sex with them. Well, she only had sex with one of them, because there's only one stallion.
Fluttershy no longer cheers for anyone whether they are her Friends o not.
Now this is the end. If te liked this episode, good for you. Become a fan of it, and leave a comment. If te didn't like this episode, go fuck yourself. te should know better then that.
Okay, I was just joking about the whole go fuck yourself thing. I hope te still like this episode.
Ending theme: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. *Waiting for the instrumental part of the song to end* My Rittre Pornstar, friend.
The End
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This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..
Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - arcobaleno Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland mostra - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - applejack
Now, let's begin. Twilight Sparkle woke up in excitement, looking at her calender.
Twilight: Alright man, this is it. I am going to work on the 50th Winter avvolgere Up of Pornstarville.
Spike: Oh, who gives a fuck? Why does everyone have to take control of the weather?
Twilight: I don't know man! I just wanna help out, and get this winter weather gone! We want Spring to start properly!
Spike: There's just one problem. te cannot use your magic.
Twilight: *Uninterested* Fuck it. Now I don't wanna do it.
Intro
Theme song: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
arcobaleno Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity: I want sex.
Applejack: Faithful, and strong.
Angel: *Shouting at Fluttershy* ciao Fluttershy, te smell like shit!!!!!
Twilight: Man, there's a lot of faggots in this town.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar. Despite everything, te are my best friends.
My Little Pornstar: Friendship Is For Faggots
Episode 11: Winter Crap Up
Mayor Mare: *Talking to everypony* Our Winter avvolgere Up of 1965 will be the best one ever, because it is our 50th anniversary. Now let's sing a stupid song that makes no sense.
arcobaleno Dash: Three months of winter coolness, and awesome holidays-
Twilight: Yo, wut da fuq is dis?!!?
Pinkie Pie: We are singing.
Twilight: Hell no te ain't! We have to get rid of all dis snow! There's too much white stuff on the ground!! Speaking of white stuff. *Grabs a straw*
Mayor Mare: Ignore that deranged unicorn, and start working on getting rid of winter.
Ponies: Yes Mayor Mare.
Twilight: Man, I ain't deranged. *Snorting the show* Dat shit's good.
Berry Punch: Is she high?
Roseluck: No way. te can't get high on snow.
Berry Punch: Then I must be drunk.
Roseluck: Yeah, that must be it.
It turned out that Twilight really was high!
Twilight: Okay, I'm ready. *Walks over to arcobaleno Dash* Dashie, how's my preferito biyatch?!
arcobaleno Dash: *Uncomfortable with Twilight looking at her* What?
Twilight: I wanna help te clear the clouds mah nigga.
arcobaleno Dash: Are te feeling okay?
Twilight: *Starts to have mood swings, and is angry* DON'T JUDGE ME!!!! *Turns sad* Why don't I have enough weed?! *Gets happy* Dashie, I can see the sun smiling, and I Amore you! *Gets tired* May I borrow your pillow? *Falls asleep*
arcobaleno Dash: *Tries to lift Twilight* No offense, but you're heavy. *Lifts Twilight* Let's get te back home.
Back at Twilight's albero home.
Twilight: *Wakes up in her house* HOLY SHIT, WUT HAPPENED?!!?
Spike: te got high, and passed out? arcobaleno Dash helped te get back home before te caught a cold.
Twilight: Nigga, what te ramblin' about?
Spike: te got high, had mood swings, and passed out in the snow. arcobaleno Dash helped te get here before te caught a cold.
Twilight: Then fuck you, and fuck arcobaleno Dash!
Later, the purple unicorn went to a Frozen lake where she saw Pinkie Pie skating.
Twilight: How does this help get rid of winter?
Pinkie Pie: My ice skating blades are so sharp, that they cut the ice into many pieces, and they melt very quickly in the water.
Twilight: Well the sun ain't even shinin'. The clouds are blocking it.
Pinkie Pie: It will all be ready when the pegasi clear the clouds.
Twilight: Man, dat'll take too long. Let me do it. *Uses her magic to get rid of the clouds*
Pinkie Pie: *Shocked* te used magic!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Twilight: Yeah? So?
Pinkie Pie: It is tradition in Pornstarville not to use unicorn magic. We like to make things difficult for us to get anything done.
Twilight: That is the dumbest thing I ever heard. In fact, why don't te just stop fucking with mother nature? Let the weather do it's thing naturally.
Pinkie Pie: Umm. How is that possible?
Song: link
Mayor Mare: *Arrives with three guards* What is this I hear about te using magic to clear clouds?
Twilight: Nigga, I was doing te a favor.
Mayor Mare: te broke a tradition, and because of that, we must have te executed. papillon style!!
Twilight: That movie didn't even come out yet! In fact, they didn't even start working on it!
Mayor Mare: Guards, the guillotine!
Guard: Yes Mayor Mare.
Twilight: A guillotine?! Nigga, te out of your mind!!!
She starts running down the streets, between multiple cars.
Twilight: HELP!! DIS NIGGA IS CRAZY!!!!
Mayor Mare: *Chasing Twilight with the guards* Stop that pony!! She broke tradition, and talks like a black person!!!
Ponies: *Chasing Twilight with torches*
Twilight: This is 1965! Haven't te heard of guns?!?
Ponies: Oh yeah. *Grab guns*
Twilight: FUUCK!! Why did I say that outloud?!!?! SPIKE, this is your fault!! wait he's not here!! It's Pinkie Pie's fault!!!!!!!!!!
Luckily for Twilight, she escaped the angry mob, and they forgot why they were trying to kill Twilight in the first place.
Ending theme: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. *Waiting for the instrumental part of the song to end* My Rittre Pornstar, friend.
The End
Twilight: *Floating towards the ground with the rest of the mane six*
Ian: Am I dreaming, o is this actually happening?
Jeff: You're not dreaming.
Bryce: This is really happening.
Rarity: We have returned.
arcobaleno Dash: To host the best episodes of My Little Pornstar. We have back to back episodes starting at 8 PM, and then at 8:30, we'll mostra everyone My Little Pornstar: The fan Fiction. Enjoy.
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..
Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - arcobaleno Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland mostra - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - applejack
Now, let's begin. arcobaleno Dash was with Fluttershy in a parking lot full of Buicks.
arcobaleno Dash: Now, what have we learned?
Fluttershy: Nothing.
arcobaleno Dash: No! We learned something.
Fluttershy: Lots of control.
arcobaleno Dash: Good.
Fluttershy: Screaming, and hollering.
arcobaleno Dash: Yes, and most importantly...
Fluttershy: Passion.
arcobaleno Dash: Right. So now that te know the elements of a good cheer, let's hear one.
Fluttershy: *Takes a deep breath, but instead of cheering, she farts*
arcobaleno Dash: *Not amused* te really put that in there? *Starts focusing on getting Fluttershy to cheer* Try again.
Fluttershy: Try what again? Was my fart not good enough?
arcobaleno Dash: *Pissed off* You're not doing that!!!! Why do te do that?!!?
Fluttershy: Rarity says it's appropriate for ladies to fart.
arcobaleno Dash: Then if that's the case, I'm glad to be a tomboy.
Intro
Theme song: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
arcobaleno Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity: I want sex.
Applejack: Faithful, and strong.
Angel: *Shouting at Fluttershy* ciao Fluttershy, te smell like shit!!!!!
Twilight: Man, there's a lot of faggots in this town.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar. Despite everything, te are my best friends.
My Little Pornstar: Friendship Is For Faggots
Episode 12: Hitting 800 Miles An Hour
arcobaleno Dash was standing on a cloud. Some ponies were playing wild west music.
arcobaleno Dash: *Getting ready to practice for the Young Flyer competition* I've trained myself hard for this moment.
Fluttershy: Yes te have.
arcobaleno Dash: *Looks down at Fluttershy* How can te hear me from all of the way down there?
Fluttershy: The director gave us ear pieces.
arcobaleno Dash: Oh, I didn't notice that.
A train whistle goes off as arcobaleno Dash spreads her wings, getting ready to fly.
arcobaleno Dash: *Looks down at the ground*
Fluttershy: Do te have anything to say before te do this?
arcobaleno Dash: Yes I do Fluttershy, and that is.....
Musica Ponies: *Playing violins to make the song sound dramatic*
arcobaleno Dash: .... I, think I can. *Jumps off the cloud*
Song (Start at 5:13): link
arcobaleno Dash: *Goes left, and right passing multiple clouds. Then, she flies around three big clouds. Next, she flies up going very fast attempting to do the Sonic Rainboom* This is the tough part. I'm gonna try my best. *Gets stuck in the air*
Musica Ponies: *Stop playing songs*
arcobaleno Dash: uh oh. *Gets sent flying towards Twilight's house*
At Twilight's house, she was smoking weed with Applejack, Rarity, and Pinkie Pie. They had a huge collection of weed, and joints while listening to this song starting at 0:25: link
Twilight: Nigga, this is the life!
Rarity: I absolutely agree. Will this help me have sex with stallions?
Applejack: If te give them the stuff, yeah.
arcobaleno Dash: AAHHHH! *Crashes into Twilight's house*
Pinkie Pie: Scheiße! She ruined the drugs!
Twilight: Man, at least the radio still works.
arcobaleno Dash: *Turns off the radio*
Applejack: What did te do that for?!
arcobaleno Dash: I have to tell te guys something.
Rarity: You're a lesbian?
arcobaleno Dash: No!! I don't even know where te got that from! Also, why did te tell Fluttershy that it's appropriate to fart?
Rarity: Because it's what all mares do.
arcobaleno Dash: It's disgusting! te shouldn't be doing that!
Twilight: Nigga, why did te crash into my house?
arcobaleno Dash: I was going very fast, but something sent me flying out of control.
Applejack: te have wings. How could te lose control?
arcobaleno Dash: te make it sound easier then it really is.
Fluttershy: *Arrives* arcobaleno Dash, I saw te out there! That was awesome!
arcobaleno Dash: I did terrible. I need to try harder if I'll do a sonic rainboom.
Twilight: Wut da hell is dat?! Is dat a drug?
Pinkie Pie: Nein. Der Schall-regen-Boom is a noise made when te brake the sound barrier.
Twilight: Thanks for telling me bout dat. Now wut da hell is a sonic rainboom?
Pinkie Pie: I just told you.
Twilight: Naw man, te told me about the Schall-regen-Boom.
Pinkie Pie: That's German for Sonic Rainboom.
Twilight: Nigga, I could care less about how to say stuff in yo language.
Rarity: *Farts*
arcobaleno Dash: Really? We're really going through that again?
Twilight: Shut da fuq up for a moment. Dash, don't te have something te wanted to tell us?
arcobaleno Dash: Oh yeah, but thanks to our arguing, I couldn't tell you. Anyway, I'm performing in the Best Young Flyers Competition in Pontiac.
Twilight: Pontiac. Nice. (I got a plan to sabotage her efforts!)
Pinkie Pie: What are te thinking about?
Twilight: Nuthin' man. Do te read minds?
Pinkie Pie: Nope.
Twilight: Then te don't have to worry about it.
The successivo day, The Mane 6 arrive in Pontiac Michigan.
Twilight: Yo Rarity.
Rarity: Yes?
Twilight: I'm giving te a pair of wings to compete against arcobaleno Dash.
Rarity: Whatever for?
Twilight: If te win, you'll have lots of stallions that'll have sex with you.
Rarity: I'm in.
Twilight: *Gives Rarity wings with her magic* There te are mah nigga. The competition is about to start soon. Get yo culo out there.
Rarity: *Farts as she walks to the competition*
Twilight: Not like dat!! (I think arcobaleno Dash is right. It is disgusting. Too bad I have to kill her.)
During the start of the competition.
Judge: Ladies, and gentlemen. Fuck the fillies, and gentlecolts bullshit, that's annoying. We will now start the Best Young Flyers Competition. Competing first, is Rarity with arcobaleno Dash.
Audience: *Clapping*
Twilight: Niggaz, I'll be right back. *Walks away*
Applejack: I saw her carrying a suitcase.
Pinkie Pie: What could be in it?
Fluttershy: I don't know. It could be anything.
Applejack: It looked big enough to carry a rifle.
That's just what she had in there. Twilight laid on the rooftop of the stadium, aiming her fucile at arcobaleno Dash.
Song (Start it at 7:08): link
Twilight: Nigga, you're goin' down.
Judge: Let the best young flyers competition begin!
Rarity: *Dancing in mid air*
arcobaleno Dash: Here we go with phase one. *Goes toward barriers, and flies left, and right to dodge them*
Twilight: *Fires a bullet at arcobaleno Dash, but misses*
arcobaleno Dash: *Nearly gets hit da the bullet* Whoa!! *Hits a barrier*
Judge: It seems that we have an assassin around here. However since we're too lazy to do anything, we will watch to see if the assassin is still here.
arcobaleno Dash: Time to make those clouds spin, o whatever. *Flies around the clouds to make them spin. She goes very fast*
Twilight: *Sees Celestia* te muthafuckin' white culo cracka! Yo' gonna die too! *Shoots at Celestia four times*
Celestia: *Ducks, and avoids all bullets*
Twilight: ah, fuck you. I gotta concentrate on arcobaleno Dash! *Reloads her rifle, and shoots arcobaleno Dash in the leg*
arcobaleno Dash: Ah! *Makes part of a nube, nuvola fly at Celestia*
Celestia: *Gets hit in the face*
Twilight: Fuck yeah nigga!
arcobaleno Dash: Okay, I gotta try that Sonic Rainboom. *Flying fast up toward space*
Twilight: Shit, why didn't I think of this before?! *Shoots Rarity in her wing*
Rarity: Ah! *Falls down* AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!
Judge: Well, so much for Rarity. I'm giving her zero points for not pulling that off. Uh... She is coming back, right?
arcobaleno Dash: *Sees Rarity in trouble* I'll save you!! *Flies down toward her*
Rarity: I was just going to masturbate on the Wonderbolts for them!
Ew! te know what? I don't even know why I keep putting te in this show!
arcobaleno Dash: *Getting closer to Rarity*
Twilight: HAhahahaha! She'll never save her. They'll both die! Man, why are niggers like me such geniuses?
Rarity: arcobaleno Dash, please save me!!!
arcobaleno Dash: I think I can!
Rarity: I hope te can!! I hope you're right!!!!
arcobaleno Dash: *Does a Sonic Rainboom, and catches Rarity*
Audience: *Cheering*
Fluttershy: te know what? Fuck it. She can't hear me from all the way down there. So I won't cheer for her.
Pinkie Pie: But she just saved Rarity!
Fluttershy: So what? I saved her yesterday from choking.
arcobaleno Dash: *Carrying Rarity back to the stadium*
Rarity: I don't know how to thank you.
arcobaleno Dash: I do. Lose some weight.
Ooh! Burn!!! It's true though. Rarity does need to lose weight.
Police Ponies: *Pointing pistole at Twilight* Stop right there!
Twilight: *Looks at the police ponies* Man, te ain't eva gonna catch me!
Police Ponies: Look out!! She has the voice of a black man!!!!!!!! FIRE!!!!! *Shooting Twilight*
Twilight: SPIKE!!!!! STOP CALLING DA COPS ON ME!!!!!!!!!!
But Spike is still in Pornstarville. te left him there.
Twilight: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!! *Falls down*
Unfortunately, Twilight survived being dead yet again.
arcobaleno Dash won the Best Young Flyers Competition, and got to hang out with the Wonderbolts. She got to do what Rarity wanted to do, and have sex with them. Well, she only had sex with one of them, because there's only one stallion.
Fluttershy no longer cheers for anyone whether they are her Friends o not.
Now this is the end. If te liked this episode, good for you. Become a fan of it, and leave a comment. If te didn't like this episode, go fuck yourself. te should know better then that.
Okay, I was just joking about the whole go fuck yourself thing. I hope te still like this episode.
Ending theme: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. *Waiting for the instrumental part of the song to end* My Rittre Pornstar, friend.
The End
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This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..
Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - arcobaleno Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland mostra - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - applejack
Now, let's begin. Twilight Sparkle woke up in excitement, looking at her calender.
Twilight: Alright man, this is it. I am going to work on the 50th Winter avvolgere Up of Pornstarville.
Spike: Oh, who gives a fuck? Why does everyone have to take control of the weather?
Twilight: I don't know man! I just wanna help out, and get this winter weather gone! We want Spring to start properly!
Spike: There's just one problem. te cannot use your magic.
Twilight: *Uninterested* Fuck it. Now I don't wanna do it.
Intro
Theme song: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
arcobaleno Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity: I want sex.
Applejack: Faithful, and strong.
Angel: *Shouting at Fluttershy* ciao Fluttershy, te smell like shit!!!!!
Twilight: Man, there's a lot of faggots in this town.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar. Despite everything, te are my best friends.
My Little Pornstar: Friendship Is For Faggots
Episode 11: Winter Crap Up
Mayor Mare: *Talking to everypony* Our Winter avvolgere Up of 1965 will be the best one ever, because it is our 50th anniversary. Now let's sing a stupid song that makes no sense.
arcobaleno Dash: Three months of winter coolness, and awesome holidays-
Twilight: Yo, wut da fuq is dis?!!?
Pinkie Pie: We are singing.
Twilight: Hell no te ain't! We have to get rid of all dis snow! There's too much white stuff on the ground!! Speaking of white stuff. *Grabs a straw*
Mayor Mare: Ignore that deranged unicorn, and start working on getting rid of winter.
Ponies: Yes Mayor Mare.
Twilight: Man, I ain't deranged. *Snorting the show* Dat shit's good.
Berry Punch: Is she high?
Roseluck: No way. te can't get high on snow.
Berry Punch: Then I must be drunk.
Roseluck: Yeah, that must be it.
It turned out that Twilight really was high!
Twilight: Okay, I'm ready. *Walks over to arcobaleno Dash* Dashie, how's my preferito biyatch?!
arcobaleno Dash: *Uncomfortable with Twilight looking at her* What?
Twilight: I wanna help te clear the clouds mah nigga.
arcobaleno Dash: Are te feeling okay?
Twilight: *Starts to have mood swings, and is angry* DON'T JUDGE ME!!!! *Turns sad* Why don't I have enough weed?! *Gets happy* Dashie, I can see the sun smiling, and I Amore you! *Gets tired* May I borrow your pillow? *Falls asleep*
arcobaleno Dash: *Tries to lift Twilight* No offense, but you're heavy. *Lifts Twilight* Let's get te back home.
Back at Twilight's albero home.
Twilight: *Wakes up in her house* HOLY SHIT, WUT HAPPENED?!!?
Spike: te got high, and passed out? arcobaleno Dash helped te get back home before te caught a cold.
Twilight: Nigga, what te ramblin' about?
Spike: te got high, had mood swings, and passed out in the snow. arcobaleno Dash helped te get here before te caught a cold.
Twilight: Then fuck you, and fuck arcobaleno Dash!
Later, the purple unicorn went to a Frozen lake where she saw Pinkie Pie skating.
Twilight: How does this help get rid of winter?
Pinkie Pie: My ice skating blades are so sharp, that they cut the ice into many pieces, and they melt very quickly in the water.
Twilight: Well the sun ain't even shinin'. The clouds are blocking it.
Pinkie Pie: It will all be ready when the pegasi clear the clouds.
Twilight: Man, dat'll take too long. Let me do it. *Uses her magic to get rid of the clouds*
Pinkie Pie: *Shocked* te used magic!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Twilight: Yeah? So?
Pinkie Pie: It is tradition in Pornstarville not to use unicorn magic. We like to make things difficult for us to get anything done.
Twilight: That is the dumbest thing I ever heard. In fact, why don't te just stop fucking with mother nature? Let the weather do it's thing naturally.
Pinkie Pie: Umm. How is that possible?
Song: link
Mayor Mare: *Arrives with three guards* What is this I hear about te using magic to clear clouds?
Twilight: Nigga, I was doing te a favor.
Mayor Mare: te broke a tradition, and because of that, we must have te executed. papillon style!!
Twilight: That movie didn't even come out yet! In fact, they didn't even start working on it!
Mayor Mare: Guards, the guillotine!
Guard: Yes Mayor Mare.
Twilight: A guillotine?! Nigga, te out of your mind!!!
She starts running down the streets, between multiple cars.
Twilight: HELP!! DIS NIGGA IS CRAZY!!!!
Mayor Mare: *Chasing Twilight with the guards* Stop that pony!! She broke tradition, and talks like a black person!!!
Ponies: *Chasing Twilight with torches*
Twilight: This is 1965! Haven't te heard of guns?!?
Ponies: Oh yeah. *Grab guns*
Twilight: FUUCK!! Why did I say that outloud?!!?! SPIKE, this is your fault!! wait he's not here!! It's Pinkie Pie's fault!!!!!!!!!!
Luckily for Twilight, she escaped the angry mob, and they forgot why they were trying to kill Twilight in the first place.
Ending theme: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. *Waiting for the instrumental part of the song to end* My Rittre Pornstar, friend.
The End