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Well, this movie is certainly an odd case. Back in the day, when there was very few use of the internet, there was only two opinions of this movie. te would either get, “What is that movie” o “Aw man, that movie was the best”. Nowadays, while there is still a cult following, I doubt that this movie has the kind of following it had back in the day. Is there a reason for it o does it deserve some respect? Well, let’s watch 1988’s Pumpkinhead and find out.



The film takes place in a secluded cabina in the woods, oh boy. A small store owner da the name of Ed Harley does the responsible thing and leaves his son unattended as he runs an errand. The result is a group of four teens accidently killing the child when they run him over. Enraged, Ed gets the help of an old witch to get revenge on the teens, and resurrect a corpse into the demonic Pumpkinhead. Regretting his decision, Ed must help the teens fend off Pumpkinhead. Also, Pumpkinhead does not have an actual zucca for a head. He was just made in a zucca patch. How dumb.
I feel like the first thing I should say about this movie is how all of these things happen because the characters are either A. completely stupid and irresponsible o B. huge assholes, like the one guy, Joel. Ed doesn’t keep a better eye on his son, causing him to go and get hit da a bike, while the teens, while they try to get help, cannot because Joel is constantly getting in the way because he doesn’t want to get in trouble. I mean, at least it’s better than the whole group except for maybe one virgin girl like a lot of 80s slasher films being a bunch of pricks. But aside from that, they can still have their moments where they don’t really do a lot of well done planning.
Pumpkinhead itself on the other hand is amazing. It’s not a grand slasher villain, but the appearance of Pumpkinhead is so interesting and fun to look at. It’s no surprise that the costume and animatronic of Pumpkinhead was done da the same people that worked on the effects for the Xenomorphs in the aliens franchise. This film could’ve used real bad CG o some ugly looking puppet, but instead, they made the effects really good and created an amazing creature that is an actual threat. Just wondering when Pumpkinhead is gonna pop up and kill people is a sight to behold. And seeing its appearance change over the film is freaky as hell. I wouldn’t mind buying a figure of him.
Pumpkinhead is a pretty neat film. It’s no classic da any means and it does nothing stand out that any other genres have done, but it’s a pretty good film that te may enjoy. The villain is scary and very well designed and the scares are enough to keep te invested. I’d say give Pumpkinhead a shot if te got some time to kill.
Hello, everyone, and today on this articolo of Jojo-nuary, we will be ranking my own lista of all of the Jojo’s. All eight of them. Now, before I start this off, I want to say right now that I enjoy all of the Jojo’s. Even the bad ones that te probably don’t like. They are all great in their own ways and they are all as wonderful as the last. So, today, I am going to rank the eight Jojo’s from my least preferito to my most favorite. Some of them may be different. Some of te may have a different Jojo that te see as your favorite, o maybe te may not like a Jojo as much as I do. Just...
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Hello, everyone. Now, Halloween is only a few days away…. Like, ten weeks away… Well, I want to get an early start, so, for all of you, I am going to make ten different superiore, in alto tens for the successivo following Saturdays. And what better way than to start with the superiore, in alto ten demons. Now, demons are the little red creatures that te find lurking the in the depths of hell, o in some part of the media. Now, first some rules. Only one demon per franchise, and only from what I have seen, o played. Also, I am including ANYTHING! Be it movies, games, TV shows, whatever. It’s so that way, I can make these...
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………… This isn’t what it looks like, I swear……… Okay, so maybe it is what it looks like, but trust me, this is in fact a horror game. Let me repeat that. This is, in fact, a horror game, a psychological horror game, that screws with te emotionally and mentally, and tricks te da being something else… So does that mean I can review Doki Doki Literature Club without making myself look less anti-social.



…… Let me repeat myself, this is a horror game. Also, THIS ENTIRE articolo IS A SPOILER FOR DOKI DOKI LITERATURE CLUB! DO NOT READ THIS articolo IF te PLAN ON READING...
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(Link to the first episode will be in the commenti section for those who haven't seen it yet.)

(Hey there! Jared Potts here with the successivo exciting episode of my new recente hit fan-fiction series, Network 999! Seeing as how the support for the last episode was pretty incredible, I decided to make the successivo one a bit early. :D I hope te enjoy the successivo episode of Network 999!)

Quick Story Recap: It is the anno 2087, and technology nowadays is extremely advanced.

The Internet (called Network 999) is also even più powerful than ever. te see, ever since a group of scientists produced an update to...
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Guys, I am not making this up, this is probably the darkest one da far. Sure, it may not be so bad when we get to later stories, but trust me, da far, this is my darkest one. So, back when I was like nine, and I was still living in a suburban neighborhood. And let me tell you, this neighborhood is like one of those late 70’s sitcoms. I mean, this place was so caucasian, that I felt like I was in a winter wonderland. But anyway, we went to this one park called Hueston Woods back when we all actually gave a shit about going outside (Yeah, imagine that. Kids actually used to go outside). Anyway,...
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Link: Man, this job is a lot più fun than I thought (Kills monster) I mean, when do I get to help someone da killing someone (Kills another monster) It’s very rare I get to help out someone and actually have fun doing it (Kills another monster) Okay, I think I finally have enough of these things hearts…. But, I’m in no rush (Continues to kill monsters, then, hears music) What is that? Is it an angel. I got to find it (Hears Musica behind waterfall) What is this. The Musica is coming from behind this waterfall (Climbs through waterfall, leading to an empty cave) Oh, a secret cave. Good...
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(Some readers may find this disturbing)

So, what do te get when te get sex, rape, and poor writing..... well, pretty much most of the shit I reviewed, but what if it was a Creepypasta.... Okay, without involving My Little Pony........ te get Dirty Movie.
Now, lets start off with saying the main character is a porn director.... Hate this story already. Anyway, he retires, because I don't know. This couple comes to him, because I don't know, and they ask him to help with their sex life, because I don't know, and the porn director comes out of retirement to help them......... Because I don't...
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Narrator: Long ago, in the kingdom of Hyrule, there lived lots of farmers and only one horse. Suddenly, a giant black guy came and set houses on fire. All hope was lost, until a boy dressed in girls clothes came and defeated the giant black man. The possibly homosexual boy was known as the Hero of Time. The land was in peace for years, until the black guy came back, for some reason, and set stuff on fuoco again. People hoped the hero would return, but he never did and everyone realized he was just a fucking poser. What happened to the land of Hyrule. None remain who know....... Wait, then how...
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Wind: (Walks over to the Empress) So, yeah, when I went to those other towns to find the cure for the plague…. They tried to lynch me, but since they were worried they’d get the plague from touching me, they then started shooting at me with rifles. I had arrows and firebombs thrown at me. I think I breathed in enough bomb ash that it’s fucking up my lungs as we speak.
Empress: Oh, this is terrible
Wind: You’re damn right it’s terrible. I’m the only one in this damn city with an attention span lasting più than five seconds, so if I die, we’ve all pretty much Lost the only person...
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Link: I swear to god, this is a bunch of bullshit. We have met two people, and got shitty rewards.
Tetra: Well, we still got one più person on this island to talk to. Mesa
Link: Mesa. te mean the lazy bum
Tetra: Well, I'm sure he has a good quest for us
(Later, at Mesa's house)
Mesa: Cut my grass
Link: ........ Really. Cut the grass. I swear, I am doing chores for lazy as shit people.
Mesa: te want your reward o not
Link: Well, fine (Walks out and cuts the grass)
Tetra: Well, sure, things may be boring, but, at least we're getting a reward
Link: Really? What? Ten dollars for the caramelle store
Tetra:...
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Nate: (Driving through city with Emma and Chris) I can't believe we have to go and get money for a couple of punks
Emma: At least we'll be safe
Chris: Yeah. I just want to find a place where we can eat. God, I'm starving
Nate: Christ, please, just, stay quiet
Chris: Fine, I'll just keep quiet and starve to death
Nate: Good. Do that (Keeps driving, until he comes to bank, only to see a large truck in front of it) What the- (Nate gets out of car) Guys, stay here. I'll be right back (Walks into bank to see robbers trying to brake into the safe, da setting explosives on it)
Robber 1: Come on, man. We...
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Tingle: Oh, hello aga-
Link: GIVE ME THE FUCKING MAP
Tinge: Well, lets see (Counts bag of rupees) Well, it seems to be about right. Here is your map
Link: GREAT! HOW MUCH MAPS DO I NEED LEFT
Tingle: Hmm...... About four
Link: THANK te (Leaves)
King of Red Lions: So, where is the successivo Triforce shard
Link: ON SOME STUPID ISLAND
King of Red Lions: Then let us be off
Link: GOOD IDEA
King of Red Lions: ......Um...... Why are te still yelling. You've been doing that ever since we left the Wind Temple
Link: I TOLD YOU! I'M REALLY FUCKING PISSED
King of Red Lions: Oh right
TO BE CONTINUED
Final fantasy 7 - Cloud: Okay, everyone, now once were inside, we will have to face an large amount of enemies that come out of nowhere, for some reason, is everybody ready
Everyone: No
Cloud: Okay, lets go (Runs in)
Enemy: Boo, mother fucker
Cloud: Quick, everyone, lets kill him. Barret. Tifa. Go
Barret: Alright, take this (Shoots and misses) Shit
Tifa: Okay. Here I go (Punches but misses) What the fuck. How stupid does someone have to be to miss a punch. They enemies aren't even moving
Enemies: Okay, our turn
Tifa: Quick, while they're attacking, lets kick their asses
Cloud: Tifa, we can't do that,...
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People say that My Immortal is the worst Fanfic ever. Yes, its bad. I mean really bad, but no, it is not the worst. That is The Pokemon Story. Fuck, My Immortal isn't even the worst Harry Potter fanfiction. Yeah, I was surprised to find a fanfic worse then My Immortal, but I'm surprised I found a worse Harry Potter fanfic. The story in domanda is Lucius and Draco Malfoy in Squick... Don't know what Squick means. Don't worry, te will after this review and you'll regret it in the end.
So, we start of with Lucius being disappointed in his son, Draco, and is going to punish him. Okay, so it doesn't...
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veloce, swift Justice: Ace Attorney

Case 1-3

Heartbroken Turnabout

Lilly: I-I didn't do it. I swear
Police: LIAR!!! te had every right to
Lilly: I swear I didn't
Police: We found evidence that te were there. There's no use denying it
Lilly: Please. te have to believe me
Police: Well just see how the Judge thinks of this tomorrow. Your going to pay for what te did
Lilly: I didn't do it. I didn't kill him
Police: you'll get your just desserts. A bit of cold, hard veloce, swift justice, to be exact

Court Lobby
April 2nd 10:27 a.m.

Swift: *Okay, Swift. te can do this. Its just like the old days, only your on the opposite...
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