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Wow, what a heel turn, am I right? I made an articolo a few months back talking shit about David Cage and his games, and yet I start this whole event off with a David Cage game. But before I shoot myself in the balls, let’s talk about this. It has been five years since I first joined this website, and I am still going strong today. And so, to celebrate five years of being here, I want to make this series, giving a sort of review, o più rather, a lista of my superiore, in alto 100 preferito games ever. Of all time. And we are starting with Detroit: Become Human… A David Cage game… All credibility I ever had has died today.
So, why is it that I am talking about this game in this way. Well, first off, I still think that David Cage is a hack writer and can’t write a good story to save his life. And while the game does grip te for the first two acts, the third act of the game takes such a nose dive with bad twists and dumb moments that it becomes a goddamn mess that is hard to not laugh at, like any other David Cage game. It would’ve ruined the game for me if not for a few things that actually interested me. First off, the world of Detroit: Become Human. People like to call this game a Blade Runner rip off and I can see that being the case. But the thing is, I actually really like Blade Runner. It’s my preferito sci-fi movie ever. Anything with police o hunter androids hunting other androids always interests me in some way. And this game has it. It also tells te a lot about the world thanks to magazines te can pick up, with news about how bees are extinct, how androids are replacing celebritàs and athletes and how sex with androids is better than with humans. All little touches that te wouldn’t find in the game that just make the world seem più interesting.
Another thing I like about the game is the characters of Connor and Hank. These two characters make this game so much fun to play. Connor’s monotone lack of emotions and Hank who is brimming with android racism and trying his best to deal with Connor’s bullshit make this game so much più fun and gets a laugh out of me, and a genuine one. Not the awkward ironic laugh that something like Heavy Rain brings me. The voice actors for Connor and Hank are to thank for making these two so likable. Connor’s voice actor was even nominated Best Voice Performance at the awards, and I think that it was well deserved. And the other two stories following Markus and Kara are interesting as well for a few reasons. Markus is as interesting as stale bread, but the idea of an android revolution is fun enough to keep me invested, and Kara’s story to protect Alice is okay and has moments, until the twist and I want to never experience their story ever again. But it manages to have moments.
Finally, we have something that, as much as I give David Cage games shit for their story, it actually manages to one up every other game that has choices. Here choices actually matter. For once, what te do actually affects the story in some way. Sure, the story isn’t as amazing o as heartbreaking as Telltale’s The Walking Dead, but no matter what in that game, te will always end up at the same outcome each time, just with different characters. With Detroit: Become Human, te gotta actually make the right choices, o else characters will die. Even main characters like Connor, Kara, and Markus. They can die at any point, and when they do, te will end up missing the rest of their storylines cause they died. It genuinely makes te più considerate of your choices and makes te far più alert when te realize that te are on a time to make a choice. Okay, David Cage, I’ll give credit where credit is due. te actually managed to make me feel human emotions for your characters. te get one golf clap.
I give these games shit, but I really do Amore Detroit: Become Human. It’s no surprise that it is David Cage’s best work, but the fact that a David Cage game of all games was able to make it into the superiore, in alto 100, even if at the very bottom, at least gives it something that other Cage games don’t have (The ability to be enjoyable). So yeah, is it an amazing game. Hell no. Definitely not on the level that everyone and every Gamestop employee gives it. But it’s a great time for what te experience and highly worth your time if te want a game where choices actually matter.
Hello, and today, we will be talking about the meme known as Doge. So, let us take a look at the history of the Doge
Now, unlike most memes, we can't just look for the picture of Doge. We also need to find out where the word, Doge, came from. Now, the word Doge came from the mostra Biz Cas Fri 1, when one of the characters misspelled dog da saying D-O-G-E. So, now that we know where the word came from, lets find the picture. A Japanese kindergarden teacher postato pictures of there dog on there blog page. However, one picture ended up mostrare the dog making an odd face. Now, we know about the word,...
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Hello, everyone. Todays lista is about the games that got my hopes up just to piss me off. Now, these are games that I have to had loved the first games o the trailer and box art had to look super cool only to just piss me off while playing it. So, here we go

10: Spongebob Squarepants and the Legend of the Lost spatola - Now, I had played other Spongebob games before like Battle for Bikini Bottom, The spongbob Movie game, and Lights, Camera, Pants. They were all wonderful games, so when I saw this game, I was excited... But when I played it, it was beyond awful. This game has a dumb story that...
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posted by windwakerguy430
 Nick's Revolvers
Nick's Revolvers
(Cody parks car in front of bank)
Cody: Okay, can we not screw this up this time
Nick: Well, duh. Why else do te think I brought this home made pipe bomb. I'm not going to pistol whip the SWAT Team this time
Cody: (Sigh) te better not fuck this up (Puts on mask)
Nick: te worry to much, Cody (Puts on mask)
Cody: Okay, lets go (Gets out of car)
Nick: (Follows) Trust me, just follow my lead and this will go fine (Walks into bank) Alright. (Fire gun at ceiling) This is a goddamn robbery
Cody: (Runs in) Surprise, motherfu- (Slips and falls on floor) Ow
Nick: What the fuck, Cody
Cody: I thought I would...
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Guys, I’m about to give a hot take for te all…. I do not care for PaRappa the Rapper on Playstation 1. Now I am fully aware that is a crime against humanity, but I do like aspects of it. I Amore the style of it for a PS1 game, I enjoy the character designs, and I think the Musica is pretty funky. But a lot of my problems with the game are from the gameplay feeling pretty rough and unfair at times. There are many times where I am pretty sure I hit the button at the right time, and not only does it sound awkward coming out of PaRappa as delayed as it sounds, but the game still counts it as...
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posted by windwakerguy430
*Hannah’s eyes were on the dark figure. She couldn’t see who o what they were. Her curiosity was all over her mind. She wanted to rush over to the person, but there was not a single monster near them. They stood perfectly still, almost calm. Hannah couldn’t look at them another minute. Instead, she continued to follow the butterfly. She hoped that, in due time, she would find out who that mysterious figure was. She hoped that they would meet soon. But, she had to stay focused on helping the person in danger, the one the farfalla was leading her to. She ran down the street, following...
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posted by windwakerguy430
Damas: (Being carried da the crow) Put me down, goddamn it (Crow drops him and he hits his head on the ground) Oh god, where am I
Crestfallen Warrior: Oh, welcome to Firelink Shrine. Have te come to become Hollow, like me
Damas: Uh…. not really
Crestfallen Warrior: Oh… Well, no worries. I suppose you’re here then on a quest
Damas: How did te know?
Crestfallen Warrior: Why else would te come to a messed up place like this
Damas: Good point
Crestfallen Warrior: Well, in order to progress through your quest is to ring the two Bells of Awakening, one in Undead Parish and the other in Blighttown....
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Back when we were living at my grandma’s house, my brother was quite the troublemaker. He was always going out late, he was always arguing with our mother, and he was always breaking all the rules. So much in fact, that he did something worth a spot on Wind’s Story Time, so I hope te all won’t mind that we will be talking about what happened to my brother rather than what happened to me… But I witnessed it, so that’s something. Anyway, my brother had just walked in from school, and, on the bus, he told me how he was going to hang out at his friend's house for the night. When we got...
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posted by windwakerguy430
~Story~

In the medieval anno of 1043 A.D., there was a terrible curse on the Kingdom of Brador. The evil demon lord, Irons, has placed a deadly curse on the kingdom, that would soon kill everyone in the kingdom, allowing him to take over the kingdom for centuries. However, the hero, Sidus, and his companion, Rays, travelled to Irons’s fortress in order to defeat him. Once they had arrived, Irons was there waiting to challenge Sidus to a duel. They both fought, ending with Irons being defeated. In an attempt to trick Sidus, he offered to give Sidus a place at his side, so that he would not...
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posted by Canada24
I'm glad my old one was so enjoyable, Here's più of it. Same roles...



While cleaning out the prison, Thomas tried to stab Rick for the the third time now.

"What the hell was that!?" Rick cried angrily.

"It was coming at m-

"Wait.. I Think te have something on the side of your head!" Rick pointed out.

"What are te tal- (suddenly Rick stabs his trademark, red handled machete wait though Thomas's head graphically killing him)".

"Got it!" Rick cried, seeming unaware that he killed a man.

Suddenly an angry Andrew charged at him, but Rick body slammed him against a wall.

"That wasn't very nice!" Rick...
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It was a beauitful giorno in Bikini Bottom, and everyone's preferito dimwitted Starfish was doing what he always dose.. Sleeping almost ALL hours of the day.

Inside his rock house, laying on a letto 'liturary' made of sand, Patrick was cuddled up with a teddy bear, and for whatever reason, sucking his thumb.

Suddenly there was a knock on his door, carzing him to wake up.

Patrick opened up his rock to see a mailman.

"Hello" Patrick greeted, as friendly as could sound.

"letter for mister Starfish" the mailman said, holding a mailcard.

"What Starfish?" Patrick asked, looking around as if looking for someone....
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A car is violently flipped over.

"Yo! What the fuck!?" The passengers cried angrily.

"OPEN FIRE!" Officer Shane cried, and all the officers started killing the suspects, though they were no threat at all.

However, Shane ended up accidentally shooting chief Rick Grims, nearly killing him.

"Oh nooo... He's been shot because da the criminals" Shane called out nervously.

Shane and the officers ran over to the fading away Rick.

"By the way. If te die o fall into a coma.. I'm gonna sleep with your wife" Shane's voice detto as it was fading away.

AT THE HOSPITAL

The doctor violent punches Rick while he was still unconscience.

"What te do doing!?" Shane cried.

"My job..Sometimes people FAKE being in a coma. This man's not.. Unless.. The first punch, punzone knocked him out.. Either way, we won't know for sometime" the doctor replied.

Stay tuned for more..
So, it’s been awhile since I did an Anime review… again. I think I’ve only done, at the most, three. And that’s only on the superiore, in alto of my head. I do want to review più at a later time, including ones like Midori, which I have heard is very, very hard to stomach. Perfect for this series. But, for now, I’ve got something just has hard to face. Maybe. Let’s just say that, throughout the Anime I have seen, blood and gore hasn’t been a major factor in these shows. Was there blood and gore, yes. But it was either very minimal o was in the background the entire time and was not the main...
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(Notice: All Jojo-nuary articoli will be released on Tuesdays and Thursdays. If I made an articolo everyday throughout January, I’d just be exhausted)

Well, I already did the Stands for Vento Aureo last week, so I guess now is a better time than any to get started on the successivo part of Jojo, Stone Ocean. Now, Stone Ocean was a part that as very… mixed for Jojo fans. Many enjoyed the main Jojo, Jolyne, the main villain of this part, Enrico Pucci, and the story it had for it, but it seemed to have lacked in creative Stands. It’s like a reverse Vento Aureo, a part with amazing Stands, but weak...
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When the anno of scares comes around, everyone is always looking for something that can give them a good old fashioned scare. From Leggere libri of Vampiri#From Dracula to Buffy... and all creatures of the night in between. and the undead, to watching Film of aliens and serial killers. And then there are those that play video games around this time, experiencing the horror from a different perspective. Games like Resident Evil, Silent Hill, and Fatal Frame… But anyone can tell te that Halloween is all about fear. It’s an important part of Halloween, yes, but there is più to it than that. It’s the feeling of using this to your advantage, the changing...
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Video game characters. There are THOUSANDS of them. Some are funny, some are annoying, some are great, and others… not so much (Makarov) But, then comes along those video game characters. The ones that are so well written, and so perfectly executed, that te want to see più of these characters. And so, today, I am going to lista my superiore, in alto ten- no- superiore, in alto Fifteen of my preferito video game characters. Now, a few rules before we begin. Only one game per franchise, and only from games that I have played. Lastly, I will be spoiling all of these games (Persona 4, Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker, Trauma Team,...
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Well, been a while since we talked about this fat Italian plumber. What was it, back in the 90s of this lista we talked about 3D Land, and only now, we’re discussing another game? Well, whatever, it’s still a beloved game regardless.
In this installment of the franchise, Mario goes from the fungo Kingdom to spazio itself, and must collect stars in order to unlock new levels all with the help of Rosalina and her group of Lumas, small stella, star creatures that treat her like a mother. While this isn’t my preferito of the Mario games and Super Mario Galaxy 2 was just an complessivamente, generale conundrum...
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Source: I don't know
(This articolo contains disturbing visuals, disturbing themes, extreme and graphic violence, blood and gore, and mature subjects. te have been warned)


There are many disturbing things out there in the world, with each one being something haunting for their own reasons. Some people see things as being disturbing for different reasons than others, but we can all agree that there are some haunting things out there, that scare us più than anything that a game o a movie could do, due to how psychologically damaging they are to those who watch them. So, today, I am going to share with te another...
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 Art da SeantheHedgehog
Art by SeantheHedgehog
When I saw the trailer for this movie back in the summer, I gotta say, I was excited. But I was also expecting disappointment, since Hollywood has a habit of disappointing me. But, surprisingly enough, this movie was awesome. Now, originally, I was going to review Halloween 3 instead of this movie, but I just had to talk about. So for all of te who badly wanted that Halloween 3 review, here is is in short. It has witchcraft and no Myers. It’s different, so it sucks (Seriously though, it is not a good movie). Now, with that out of the way, let’s talk about the clearly better movie, Don’t...
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Art by AquaMarine
Another Rob Zombie movie I have watched, and another one that people are mixed about. I’ve detto before that I known Zombie più for his Film rather than his music, and this is one of the Film I remember my brother telling me he loved. I didn’t know what I’d think of it. I do remember some people finding it too disgusting for them. Then again, I did have a soft spot for some of Zombie’s other movies, like El Superbeasto, so maybe this could be one of his shining gems… o it could turn out like his Halloween movie, and we all know that’s not good. Anyway, today, we are going to...
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