Oh boy, this is a classic gem I’ve been waiting to discuss… again… for the fourth time in a row now. It’s no secret that I Amore Platinum. Anarchy Reigns was the first Platinum game on this list, and the rest of them are only gonna get better from here. And let’s talk about their first game, and while not a financial success, still a classic on the Wii, Madworld.
Madworld follows angry biker Jack Cayman, as he and his trustworthy chainsaw arm, go through the crazed gameshow known as Death Watch in order to take out the competition and become the champion of Death Watch. The game is always in this hard cel-shaded black and white art style, with the only color in the entire game being hard crimson red from the blood of all of the enemies. The game is very simple. Go through a single level in the area, try to rack up as many points as the game desires, each level increasing in score. Achieve this score da doing flashy kills, like shoving più sharp objects into enemies before killing them o throwing them into stage hazards. te get bonus points for killing a mini-boss in the level, like a giant toro with a chainsaw o a grim reaper on roller skates. After te reach the high score, te can reach the crazy boss fights in the game. It’s very simple, and I can see some people getting sick of it, but the levels change the pace enough for it to stay fresh. And man, does the game still have the classic Platinum charm, with all these insane combos, fun variety in the mini-games, and the witty writing, especially from the announcers. These two really make this game più fun, both of them being voiced da Greg Proops and John DiMaggio. Just hearing these two make sickening insults and fucked up jokes is great fun. And the soundtrack is so damn good. I can respect a good rap soundtrack if it sounds nice, and this soundtrack is fire, let me tell you.
It’s hard for me to say anything I haven’t already detto about this game. It’s just such a classic on the Wii and a great start to he legacy of Platinum. It’s not their best game, and trust me, that’s difficult to choose what their best is, but damn, it’s got that Platinum quality to it like any other game. I’d say we should get a sequel, but hell, we were lucky enough to get Anarchy Reigns.
#1:SULLIVAN:
As te already know.
I kinda stopped playing for a bit, Sullivan is why.
Not to mention. I was shocked the first time. I was starting to like Sullivan..
#2: CHEF ANTOINE:
I think we covered this one :)
#3: BACHMAYER:
Near the end of the 3rd game, Max Payne fights this guy.
It's hard to explain, why it's so hard, just have to see it yourself..
#4: BECKER:
Last boss of Max Payne 3.
And really holds the "last boss" feeling.
In a negative way..
#5: WESKER:
The main villain of Resident evil 5. And final boss..
#6: CEASER:
The final boss of Assasins Creed 3..
As te already know.
I kinda stopped playing for a bit, Sullivan is why.
Not to mention. I was shocked the first time. I was starting to like Sullivan..
#2: CHEF ANTOINE:
I think we covered this one :)
#3: BACHMAYER:
Near the end of the 3rd game, Max Payne fights this guy.
It's hard to explain, why it's so hard, just have to see it yourself..
#4: BECKER:
Last boss of Max Payne 3.
And really holds the "last boss" feeling.
In a negative way..
#5: WESKER:
The main villain of Resident evil 5. And final boss..
#6: CEASER:
The final boss of Assasins Creed 3..
What in the name of god. They are already ready remaking Grand Theft Auto 5.
Now, don't get me wrong. I Amore Grand Theft Auto 5. I think it is one of the funnest games I have played in 2013. But, seriously, it's only one anno old, and already they are remaking it for Playstation 4 and XBox One. Seriously, te should at least give a game some time to age before te remake it. Look at Ocarina of Time, a game which people detto is the greatest game ever, which was made back in 1999. The remake for the 3DS wasn't made until 2012, which is years later. Honestly, they are already remaking GTA 5. Sure, the graphics are better, but the thing is that the graphics were amazing to begin with. Why are te remaking this game so early, Rockstar. But, hey, that's only my opinion. What's Your Take
Now, don't get me wrong. I Amore Grand Theft Auto 5. I think it is one of the funnest games I have played in 2013. But, seriously, it's only one anno old, and already they are remaking it for Playstation 4 and XBox One. Seriously, te should at least give a game some time to age before te remake it. Look at Ocarina of Time, a game which people detto is the greatest game ever, which was made back in 1999. The remake for the 3DS wasn't made until 2012, which is years later. Honestly, they are already remaking GTA 5. Sure, the graphics are better, but the thing is that the graphics were amazing to begin with. Why are te remaking this game so early, Rockstar. But, hey, that's only my opinion. What's Your Take
*ding dong*
???: what is it?
Henry: hello Simon
Simon: Henry! te still wearing that tux?
Henry: every chance I get
Simon: heh... oh... te brought soldiers
Dex: why does everyone think i'm a soldier?
Marcus: no idea...
Henry: te seem calmer since the last time a saw you...
Simon: I take pills... anyway, why are te here?
Henry: we need te back
Simon: no way! i'm NOT going back to Klintsy!
Henry: we are close to taking down Harper and Dominic.
Simon: why don't fight your own war!
Henry: te are the only one that knows Harper and his tactics.
Simon: ok then, come inside so I can teach te
Henry: te and I both know that he still has some sanity left...
Simon: ... *sigh* lets go...
???: what is it?
Henry: hello Simon
Simon: Henry! te still wearing that tux?
Henry: every chance I get
Simon: heh... oh... te brought soldiers
Dex: why does everyone think i'm a soldier?
Marcus: no idea...
Henry: te seem calmer since the last time a saw you...
Simon: I take pills... anyway, why are te here?
Henry: we need te back
Simon: no way! i'm NOT going back to Klintsy!
Henry: we are close to taking down Harper and Dominic.
Simon: why don't fight your own war!
Henry: te are the only one that knows Harper and his tactics.
Simon: ok then, come inside so I can teach te
Henry: te and I both know that he still has some sanity left...
Simon: ... *sigh* lets go...
???: get in the car Dex
Dex: *gets in car* this is what the hell te do!
???: yep *starts driving*
Dex: I almost got killed 3 times!
*BANG BANG BANG BANG*
Both: holy shi*!
Dex: make that 4 times!
???: hold on!
*ERRRCH*
Dex: why the hell did te bring me along!?
???: te figured out!
Dex: that does not mean that te have to bring me with you!
???: in the Film people usually want to tag
along!
Dex: why would te think I would want to tag along on a dangerous mission!?
???: I thought it would be a quick diplomat thing!
Dex: there are 10 guys chasing after us in sport cars!
???: WELCOME TO MY WORLD!
Dex: *gets in car* this is what the hell te do!
???: yep *starts driving*
Dex: I almost got killed 3 times!
*BANG BANG BANG BANG*
Both: holy shi*!
Dex: make that 4 times!
???: hold on!
*ERRRCH*
Dex: why the hell did te bring me along!?
???: te figured out!
Dex: that does not mean that te have to bring me with you!
???: in the Film people usually want to tag
along!
Dex: why would te think I would want to tag along on a dangerous mission!?
???: I thought it would be a quick diplomat thing!
Dex: there are 10 guys chasing after us in sport cars!
???: WELCOME TO MY WORLD!