So, Final fantasy VI was a good RPG on the SNES. I hear a lot of people say that it is the best. But that can’t be true. Undertale was based on Earthbound, not Final fantasy VI, so how can it possibly be the best when the best game ever wasn’t inspired da it. Okay, but seriously, this joke is terrible. Here’s Chrono Trigger.
Chrono Trigger takes place in the modern day… of 1999, following Crono, a bright eyed little Akira Toriyama drawn boy who, along with his friends, are send through an adventure across time to stop a spazio parasite known as Lavos from destroying the world in the future. Their adventure takes them to all sorts of places, from the post-apocalyptic earth in the future, to the Dark Ages of 1000 to the Prehistoric Period with dinosauri and cave people. The game also introduces te to a ton of fun characters, like Crono’s Friends Marle and Lucca, to the knight turned frog humanoid, Frog, the robot in the future creatively named Robo, and the strong cave woman, AKA best girl, Ayla. There is also a secret party member, but spoilers to that for a twenty anno old game. The game is a ton of fun to play, from the creative battle system to the world exploring. Chrono Trigger was the first (According to my knowledge) to do something I like in RPGs. Have enemies on screen so te can attack them o avoid them. It’s kind of the worst thing about the Final fantasy franchise. When te are in a battle, each party member is real useful. te got Robo and Ayla’s insane strength, Frog’s ability to cast water spells that help a long, and Marle’s real useful healing magics. And if te have two party members at once, te can perform duo moves, where both party members attack at once for a special move. And if te are real crazy, all three party members can attack and get even più damage in on enemies. The story is also really good and is filled with a lot of moments I love. From Robo wanting to help a forest da waiting in the past and then growing a forest for the present time, to Frog battling his foe Mundas at the superiore, in alto of his castle, to Marle coming to terms with her father and his actions, Lucca dreaming about her past and how she has to deal with the grief over her mother’s injury, and my favorite, where te can go and save Chrono da going through time (Light spoilers). te can choose not to help him, and just beat the game without him, but, really, te should probably go and help him, cause he’s a real good party member to have. And Lavos, what a villain. For just being a giant parasite, he is a damn threatening enemy, let me tell you. From his Musica to his actions, and despite just being a bunch of static noise coming from the SNES, the scream he makes is terrifying. I Amore it
Chrono Trigger is an all time classic when it comes to RPGs on the SNES. It’s hard for me to compare anything else to it. I really wish they’d make a sequel to it, but then I remember that they made Chrono Cross, and……… yeah, no thanks. And do I really want Square Enix of all people to make più games of this classic? Not really. Let’s just be thankful with what we have and remember how great Chrono Trigger really is.
Come little children
Come with me.
I’ll take te to a land
Of fantasy
Please little children
Don’t te cry
Hypno wouldn’t even
Hurt a fly
Please little children
Don’t te squirm
These ropes, I know
Will hold te firm
I know I said
This isn’t true.
But sadly,
Hypno lied to you
Now, little children
te weren’t clever
Now you’re trapped with me
Forever…
And then the police broke in, beat me up, and arrested me on several accounts of attempted pedophilia. I guess I should have tied them up in a cave instead of a big white furgone, van with caramelle in the back
Come with me.
I’ll take te to a land
Of fantasy
Please little children
Don’t te cry
Hypno wouldn’t even
Hurt a fly
Please little children
Don’t te squirm
These ropes, I know
Will hold te firm
I know I said
This isn’t true.
But sadly,
Hypno lied to you
Now, little children
te weren’t clever
Now you’re trapped with me
Forever…
And then the police broke in, beat me up, and arrested me on several accounts of attempted pedophilia. I guess I should have tied them up in a cave instead of a big white furgone, van with caramelle in the back
???: what is the status?
Guy: I got a extra life!
???: ... anything on the war?
Dex: we're back! with only fatal wounds!
???: Henry! what did they say?
Henry: they would support us
???: oh thank god! we must prepare for are attack then...
Dex: te know, this is slightly less of a hellhole than Germany...
Henry: not true... Londra and a few cities around it are the only places that are not burned to the ground o in chaos
Dex: well fuc*
Henry: until he surrenders the world is another hell
???: then we will stomp Dominic into a bloody pulp til he does surrenders!
Henry: God save the queen!
Dex: God save the world...
Guy: I got a extra life!
???: ... anything on the war?
Dex: we're back! with only fatal wounds!
???: Henry! what did they say?
Henry: they would support us
???: oh thank god! we must prepare for are attack then...
Dex: te know, this is slightly less of a hellhole than Germany...
Henry: not true... Londra and a few cities around it are the only places that are not burned to the ground o in chaos
Dex: well fuc*
Henry: until he surrenders the world is another hell
???: then we will stomp Dominic into a bloody pulp til he does surrenders!
Henry: God save the queen!
Dex: God save the world...