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So, Final fantasy VI was a good RPG on the SNES. I hear a lot of people say that it is the best. But that can’t be true. Undertale was based on Earthbound, not Final fantasy VI, so how can it possibly be the best when the best game ever wasn’t inspired da it. Okay, but seriously, this joke is terrible. Here’s Chrono Trigger.
Chrono Trigger takes place in the modern day… of 1999, following Crono, a bright eyed little Akira Toriyama drawn boy who, along with his friends, are send through an adventure across time to stop a spazio parasite known as Lavos from destroying the world in the future. Their adventure takes them to all sorts of places, from the post-apocalyptic earth in the future, to the Dark Ages of 1000 to the Prehistoric Period with dinosauri and cave people. The game also introduces te to a ton of fun characters, like Crono’s Friends Marle and Lucca, to the knight turned frog humanoid, Frog, the robot in the future creatively named Robo, and the strong cave woman, AKA best girl, Ayla. There is also a secret party member, but spoilers to that for a twenty anno old game. The game is a ton of fun to play, from the creative battle system to the world exploring. Chrono Trigger was the first (According to my knowledge) to do something I like in RPGs. Have enemies on screen so te can attack them o avoid them. It’s kind of the worst thing about the Final fantasy franchise. When te are in a battle, each party member is real useful. te got Robo and Ayla’s insane strength, Frog’s ability to cast water spells that help a long, and Marle’s real useful healing magics. And if te have two party members at once, te can perform duo moves, where both party members attack at once for a special move. And if te are real crazy, all three party members can attack and get even più damage in on enemies. The story is also really good and is filled with a lot of moments I love. From Robo wanting to help a forest da waiting in the past and then growing a forest for the present time, to Frog battling his foe Mundas at the superiore, in alto of his castle, to Marle coming to terms with her father and his actions, Lucca dreaming about her past and how she has to deal with the grief over her mother’s injury, and my favorite, where te can go and save Chrono da going through time (Light spoilers). te can choose not to help him, and just beat the game without him, but, really, te should probably go and help him, cause he’s a real good party member to have. And Lavos, what a villain. For just being a giant parasite, he is a damn threatening enemy, let me tell you. From his Musica to his actions, and despite just being a bunch of static noise coming from the SNES, the scream he makes is terrifying. I Amore it
Chrono Trigger is an all time classic when it comes to RPGs on the SNES. It’s hard for me to compare anything else to it. I really wish they’d make a sequel to it, but then I remember that they made Chrono Cross, and……… yeah, no thanks. And do I really want Square Enix of all people to make più games of this classic? Not really. Let’s just be thankful with what we have and remember how great Chrono Trigger really is.
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Everypony down in Ponyville liked Natale a lot
But Gilda who lived just north of Ponyville did not
Gilda hated Natale the whole Natale season
Now please don't ask why no one quite knows the reason

It could be that her shoes were on too tight
It could be that her head wasn't screwed on just right
But I think that the most likely reason of them all
Was that her cuore was two sizes too small

But whatever the reason her cuore o her shoes
She just stared at Ponyville hating the ponies
Staring down from her cave with her claws nervously tapping
For tomorrow she knew that all the ponies...
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It’s time to tear Activision a new one. If I had to put Activision anywhere on the lista for the worst video game companies in existence, it would probably be at number….. 3. Right after Capcom, but right before Ubisoft. Now, what has Activision done? Well, the bought Radical Entertainment, the guys who made Prototype….. Right before they shut the company down. They also bought Neversoft, the guys who made chitarra Hero and Tony Hawk…. before merging them with Infinity Ward. And what have they been successful with? Call of Duty… of course, that explains why their still thriving. Activision...
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BACKSTORY:
As I said. This is based off the first story I EVER made, originally written in the time Call of Duty 3 came out (2006).
And it's inspired da the game.. Epically the character, Sgt Eric Rock, who was originally based off Call of Duty 3's character Sgt Frank MucCullin.


FIVE YEARS AGO,

Nazi's had attacked and destroyed a village, Thomas James corvo was the only lone survivor. He witnessed the town being destroyed and Nazi's killing the villagers including his parents, who were killed da one particular Nazi named LT Hassan, a cold hearted man, who has a large black mustache (what looks...
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Come little children
Come with me.
I’ll take te to a land
Of fantasy
Please little children
Don’t te cry
Hypno wouldn’t even
Hurt a fly
Please little children
Don’t te squirm
These ropes, I know
Will hold te firm
I know I said
This isn’t true.
But sadly,
Hypno lied to you
Now, little children
te weren’t clever
Now you’re trapped with me
Forever…
And then the police broke in, beat me up, and arrested me on several accounts of attempted pedophilia. I guess I should have tied them up in a cave instead of a big white furgone, van with caramelle in the back
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Anchorman: And so, it is proven that, after zombies entered the bunker, there are no survivors left in fortune city. The military has ordered a firebombing later today. So, for those of te outside the city, te better enjoy the view while it lasts. I mean those bombs will do some fucked up shit to that place. I'm mean its gonna fuck that place up......... Now for sports.
Chuck: Dear god....... I think I left the water running at home.
Stacey: I can't believe were gonna die.
Sullivan: I know. I'm gonna die... With te assholes. I would rather have suffocated to death in shit, then die in a bunker...
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Hello everyone, and today, I thought since I did a superiore, in alto ten preferito Anime list, I should do a superiore, in alto ten most hated. Now, what are some of the worst Anime I have ever seen. Well, lets find out. (Nite, I have only seen three bad animes, so I looked online to find some bad ones. Just to let te guys know)

10: Midori Days - Now, this is an Anime that just has a stupid concept. It is about a gangster who can't get a girlfriend, until one day, his goddamn hand turns into a cute girl.... Just... What. I would have let this slide if it weren't for the stupid characters and cheesy plot. Sure, it is a romantic...
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???: what is the status?

Guy: I got a extra life!

???: ... anything on the war?

Dex: we're back! with only fatal wounds!

???: Henry! what did they say?

Henry: they would support us

???: oh thank god! we must prepare for are attack then...

Dex: te know, this is slightly less of a hellhole than Germany...

Henry: not true... Londra and a few cities around it are the only places that are not burned to the ground o in chaos

Dex: well fuc*

Henry: until he surrenders the world is another hell

???: then we will stomp Dominic into a bloody pulp til he does surrenders!

Henry: God save the queen!

Dex: God save the world...
Video game characters. Let me tell you, there are quite a lot out there who everyone hates for good reason. I already did a whole lista about my hated ones. They are all hated for being horribly uncreative, terrible to be around, o just complessivamente, generale douchebags. But, what about those video game characters that te feel gets a lot of undeserved hate. I mean, there are just some of those video game character that I see get so much hate, yet, I wonder, what is so bad about them. So, today, we will be looking at ten overhated video game characters. Rules, as usual. Only games that I have played, and...
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Dear God. It seems that, no matter what fanfic I read, in some way o another I find disgusting, immature sex o rape or, fuck, both. And, it's no different in Lara Croft on Cannibal Island.
We instantly start with Lara in a cage in the middle of a tribe of cannibals... Okay, before we continue, I'd like to point out that the fanfic is called Lara Croft on Cannibal Island, but not Lara Croft Escapes from Cannibal Island.... te see where this is going, don't you. So, once she is presented to the tribe leader, she gets forced to drink.... I don't even know. Once she does, though, she then gets...
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Okay, so what the hell is this all about? Well, this is PS2 Cents, but where I talk about games in a shorter quantity. Basically, shorter, più condensed reviews but te get five games reviewed. This is basically for games I had very little to talk about, did not finish due to reasons, o didn’t want to finish because the game was hot garbage. I dunno. This helps get reviews out faster and allows me to focus on the bigger reviews. We’ll start in alphabetical order and work our way from there. Starting with…

Airblade



Okay, so let me start out da saying this. This game is already infinitely...
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Welcome to Amore & Death Corporated, where our motto is “You Only Live Once”. What is Amore & Death Co. te ask? Well, our job is to simple. Are te familiar with death? Yes, it is a scary concept, no doubt about that, but death is not always the end of things. When te die, darkness doesn’t await you. Depending on your soul in life, te could be deemed a good noodle and go into paradise, but if te are a bad egg, te will be thrown into the underworld. But, sometimes, just sometimes, there are runaway souls. When a person refuses to die, despite their time coming to an end, they...
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I am aware I am super late when it comes to talking about this movie, but I felt like that, now that I have analysed it, anal-ized it, and pretty much picked out everything about this film, I feel like now is the perfect time to discuss this film and see what it’s worth is. So with that being said, let’s talk about Spielberg



In the recente years, Steven Spielberg has been seen as an old coot who can’t make it with the times, hides all his bad Scrivere behind a ton of CGI, and just some guy who should probably retire with all of his money and unisciti the ranks of washed up directors like...
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te know, at this point, I don’t know why I bothered randomizing the Film for this whole event. But hey, at least I’m actually reviewing something rather than letting it all fall behind. So with that said, today we are talking about a rather unique film. One that is so strange, so niche, and yet, is probably one of the greatest horror films I’ve seen recently. It’s so good, it was actually an inspiration for the Silent collina franchise, one of my favorites. So let’s gush- I mean review the 1990 classic, Jacob’s Ladder



The film follows Jacob Singer, a postal worker in 1975 and...
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On the 3rd Day, Nik was able to finally level up Mercury from the ugly Quilladin to the epic Chesnaught. After hours of grinding, many trips to the Pokemon Center, and a town's worth of dead Pokemon in their wake, Mercury had finally reached his final stage of evolution and became the walking tank, Chesnaught

After the Great Grind of Route 11, Bone Thug was able to evolve into a Marrowake. Nik planned to evolve più Pokemon, but he eventually got bored and moved on, thinking he grinded enough.

Reflection Cave showed no Pokemon, sadly. The cave was not without some joy, however, as both Kurt Cobain...
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Hello everyone, and welcome back to Hidden Gems, where we look at some of the most obscure games to see if they deserve più attention o if they should be forgotten about. Today, we will be looking at an very obscure game. Now, this game was so obscure, that it’s Wikipedia page is incredibly lacking. Like, wow, Beyond Good and Evil and Jet Set Radio Future were obscure, but at least they had useful Wikipedia pages (And yes, I know this shows how little my credibility is, but te gotta remember that you’re talking to a person who reviews obscure games. te just gotta take what information...
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Oh man, clichés. Usually, these exist in many forms of media, such as books, movies, anime, and in this special case, video games. And there are quite a lot of them….. And sometimes, that is not a good thing. Whenever a cliché is used constantly, it begins to get old… FAST! And I believe that video games have used bad clichés to death. I already talked about some terribly annoying ones in my past list, but this time, I got some new ones I want to talk about. Now, before I begin, here are some rules. These are clichés that only bother me. They may not be bad to you, but to me, I just...
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GTA is the closest we have ever gotten to a game based on reality… o is it. As it turns out, there is a lot of moments in GTA that makes some of us notice how none of that can happen in real life. So, without any further delay, here is the five things in the Grand Theft Auto franchise that actually isn’t that real

#5: Everyone Can Fly Planes o Helicopters - Now, this is lower because some of these the characters are justified when it comes to flying planes o helicopters. Niko from GTA IV was in a war, and I am sure he flew a helicopter at one point o another, and Trevor from GTA V was...
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Hi, I'm Scootaloo, and I'm the narrator. Now that we got the terrible intro out of the way, it's time to start our fanfic which is a parody of Don't Swim On Sundays, Cupcakes, and Jeff The Killer.

I live with arcobaleno Dash, and we were going to sposta into a very nice house da a cupcake factory. This story takes place in February, 2014.

Rainbow Dash: *Putting bags into the tronco of her car*
Scootaloo: Do we have enough room for my scooter?
Rainbow Dash: I think so. We basically have everything we need.
Scootaloo: *Puts her scooter in the trunk*
Rainbow Dash: *Closes trunk* What te really want...
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