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Jerry: *Pulling a freight train with Jesse*
Parker: *Yawns while stretching his arms* Why can't we do this tomorrow?
S.B: Tomorrow is Sunday. We have to do this today because it's called Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories.
Parker: Whatever, I'm going to bed. *Walks back into the house*
Blossom: He was supposed to be the host.
S.B: What?!
Mabel: Who do we get now?!

Everyone started to freak out and cause chaos until Mily arrived.

Mily: Why does everyone fight with each other when I come over?
S.B & Others: *Staring at Mily*
Liam: Good question.
Red: Can te host tonight's episode?
Mily: Me?
S.B: Yes you.
Mily: Yay! *Blows her whistle in excitement*
Buttercup: I guess we got our answer.
Mily: Yes te do. I'm Mily from Trainz, and I'm hosting again. Here's our lineup.

8 PM - Now

Ponies On The Rails - TV-MA
The Nut House - TV-G

8:30 PM - Later

Gran Turismo - TV-PG
Sean Meets The Powerpuff Girls - TV-G

S.B: Thank te Mily.
Mily: You're welcome. *Winks*

Theme song: link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From CrazyWriterLady

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 39

Hijacked

March 1, 1954

It was a breezy, but sunny day. Red Rose was resting in the switch tower waiting for a freight train to arrive. She was listening to a song while doing so.

Song: link

Red Rose: *Singing to song* Weeeeeeeel. I got a woman. Way over town. That's good to me. Oh yeah.
Orion: *Bringing freight into yard*
Red Rose: *Sees freight, and turns signal red*
Orion: *Passes red signal*
Red Rose: Wait. What is he doing?
Orion: *Jumps out of train*
Red Rose: Oh my god.
Orion: I did it! I'm going to get fired for leaving a train while it's in motion!

The train crashed, and Red Rose turned off the music.

Red Rose: Orion, what were te thinking?!
Orion: My jobs keep getting switched around, and I still want to get fired! So I decided to jump out of that train, and let it crash into a row of freight cars.
Red Rose: Sometimes, I envy you, but not this time. This time, I think te have completely Lost your mind. Wait until Pete hears about this.
Pete: *Arrives* Did somepony say my name?
Red Rose: *Points to derailed train* Look what Orion did.
Pete: *Sees derailed train* Gesù christ.
Orion: Does this mean I get fired?
Pete: No, te should already know that te can't get fired on purpose. I am suspending te for two months.
Orion: Well, it could be worse.
Pete: How?
Orion: A chemical car could roll down the hump, crash into another train, and explode.

In the background, a chemical car crashed into another train, and exploded.

Pete: I am not saying another word to te again.
Orion: Fine da me.

Hawkeye, and Stylo were at the station. They were going to take a passenger train to Las Pegasus.

Hawkeye: te know what I saw yesterday?
Stylo: What?
Hawkeye: I saw Coffee Creme baciare Gordon on this train. I remember the giorno before yesterday that our french mare didn't want anypony to know that they were planning to get married.
Stylo: What are te thinking?
Hawkeye: Gordon offered a fake ring that looked like a real one.
Stylo: Ooh.
Coffee Creme: Gordon, I'll see te later. I need to get to the train yard, and get on a train with Metal Gloss.
Gordon: Have fun.
Coffee Creme: *Leaves station*
Gordon: Gentlecolts, may I unisciti you?
Hawkeye: Oh please Gordon, not while we're waiting.
Gordon: It's not like I wanna beat te up o anything. Let me sit with you.
Hawkeye: Oh, what the heck? Go for it.
Gordon: *Sits down, and flicks Stylo*
Hawkeye: Hey, what are te doing?
Gordon: Tormenting Stylo.
Stylo: Big mistake. *Kicks Gordon off bench*
Gordon: Fine. Be that way! te failed the test for being my friend. *Leaves*
Hawkeye: Jeez. What's next, the mafia attacks?

Gunshots could be heard in the background.

Stylo: te had to say mafia attack.
Hawkeye: Relax, it's probably coming from Sherman Hill.
Stylo: te think they would stop after Gordon drove that tank towards them.
Pete: *Running from trainyard* Get in the station, now!
Hawkeye, and Stylo: *Gets in station*

Soon, everypony was in the station. Outside, it looked like a ghost town.

Hawkeye: What happened?
Pete: Some gangsters showed up, and killed Red Rose!
Stylo: Did they really?
Orion: Sad, but true.
Pete: Wait a minute. Where's Snowflake?!
Snowflake: *arrives at station* They nearly shot me, but I got here as fast as I could.
Orion: Well at least you're still alive. They killed Red Rose.
Coffee Creme: Now what do we do?
Hawkeye: I don't know about you, but I think you, and Gordon should continue with your marriage.
Gordon: How did te know?!
Hawkeye: A little bird told me.
Coffee Creme: te were spying on us.
Hawkeye: It's not really called spying when te pass the newly wedded ponies in another train without knowing they would be there.
Pete: Alright. Let's just turn on the radio, and see what happens. *Turns on radio*
Radio Pony: This just in, A Union Pacific freight train has been stolen da gangsters. It is heading for Denver, and will most likely have all the goods taken out for their mafia.
Pete: That's it. We're leaving Cheyenne.

When Hawkeye heard Pete say that they were leaving Cheyenne, he was angry.

Hawkeye: Oh no no no no no. We are not just letting those slime ball gangsters just take everything here away from us. Who here agrees with me?
Everypony: *Staying silent*
Hawkeye: Come on. Somepony has to agree with me.
Coffee Creme: te know what? You're right. Those gangsters shouldn't take this place.
Hawkeye: Percy, do te agree with us?
Percy: Uh, I don't know if I wanna get involved.
Hawkeye: How about we push te out of the station, and they shoot you?
Percy: Okay, I agree.
Pete: Well. te three enjoy staying here if te want, but we're leaving.

And like that, the ponies left Hawkeye, Coffee Creme, and Percy in the station.

Coffee Creme: Uhm, Pierce? What exactly are we going to do?
Hawkeye: Hide here, and call the police.
Percy: That's it? That's all we're going to do?
Hawkeye: That's all we can do.
Radio Pony: We have a helicopter watching the action in the Cheyenne train yard, and another train is getting hijacked.
Coffee Creme: I forgot, the radio is still on.
Percy: Can we at least do something to prevent those trains from getting stolen?
Hawkeye: Sure, we can think of something.

Meanwhile, five miles east of Cheyenne.

Pete: *Driving supply truck* We need to find a good spot to create another station.
Gordon: *sees abandoned school building* How about that building over there? It's close enough to the train tracks.
Pete: Good thinking. *Drives to school*
Mares: Excuse me. What are te doing here?
Pete: Finding a new station for my railroad. te probably didn't notice, but the old one in Cheyenne is being attacked, and the mafia keeps hijacking our trains.
Mare: Alright. We'll let te have this building for 2,000 dollars.
Pete: Alright, Gordon, pay them.
Gordon: No way. This is my money, and I am not paying a bunch of bitches for an abandoned school building.
Pete: Do it!
Gordon: Fine *Gives money to mares* Enjoy.
Mare: *Leaves*
Pete: Now we just got to build another train yard. Get to work on that, I'll go back to Cheyenne.
Gordon: *gets supplies out of truck*
Pete: *Drives truck to Cheyenne*

At Cheyenne

Mafia Ponies: *Hijacking locomotives*
Hawkeye: Police? Have te stopped the mafia yet?
Sargent: No we haven't.
Hawkeye: Well, why don't te double your fucking effort?
Sargent: We're doing the best we can.
Hawkeye: Bullshit. *Hangs up*
Coffee Creme: Now what?
Hawkeye: I don't know.
Pete: *arrives* We found another station five miles from here. Are te sure te don't want to come with us?
Hawkeye: Yes. Frenchy, and Percy are staying.
Pete: Okay. *Leaves*
Percy: Why did te say that? I don't wanna stay.
Coffee Creme: Neither do I.
Hawkeye: The more, the merrier.
Percy: All we're doing is watching the mafia steal all of our engines.
Hawkeye: They'll have to stop eventually. When they do, we'll take one from here, go to Denver, and bring them all back here.

The End

On The successivo Episode of Ponies On The Rails

We continue where we left off.

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Mily: We'll get to that episode successivo Saturday. Here's an episode of The Nut House.

Theme Song

Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. te can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!

Episode 13: The Snowman

There was sixteen inches of snow in Frenchtown. All of the talking inanimate objects, and talking shapes were either happy, o extremely annoyed. Those who weren't annoyed had fun either building snowmen, snow angels, o having snowball fights with big forts.

Kevin: *In a cemetery with Liam* Try this area, just for one minute. I promise you, te won't be disappointed.
Liam: It's too vacant. The whole purpose of a snowball fight, is not only the fight itself, but to have più people unisciti you, even if they're complete strangers.
Kevin: I've had many snowball fights here before. Trust me, più people will come eventually.
Parker: *Walking towards Kevin, and Liam*
Liam: I'm afraid eventually just occurred.
Kevin: *Looks at Parker* What does he have in store for us now?
Parker: So, te thought te could take my spot, did you?
Kevin: This is where I usually build my fort, yes.
Parker: Not for a fort, but for a snowman.
Liam: There are many other spots for te to do that, why waste your time with us?
Parker: Because I am going to mostra everybody in town, that I can make the biggest snowman ever.
Kevin: With, o without any help?
Parker: Without, obviously.
Kevin: Then we'll leave te to it. *Walks away with Liam* We'll head away from the tombstones, and go in the grass. We'll have più room there anyway.
Liam: The big tombstones would have made things più challenging, that's for sure.
Kevin: Yeah, that's what I was hoping for.
Parker: *Making the bottom portion of the snowman* Here we go. This'll be very big.
Kevin: *Building his snow fort* te think Parker will make an assumption about us destroying his snowman?
Liam: Yes, but I'm sure he'll destroy it himself.
Kevin: I was thinking the same thing. I'd really like to help him though. Getting along with him for once would do him some much needed justice.
Liam: If he'll let us.

Parker finished building the bottom section of the snowman. He was rolling up a 2nd snowball which would eventually become the head.

Kevin: My fort's done.
Liam: So is mine. We'll take a break, let più snow fall down, and get più ammunition later.
Kevin: *Chuckles* I wonder how Parker's doing.
Liam: He's right there.

Parker finished with the head, and placed it on superiore, in alto of the first big snowball.

Kevin: He's missing the middle section.
Liam: It won't be big if he doesn't have all the parts.
Kevin: I wonder if he realizes what he's doing.
Liam: Let's go ask. *Walks towards Parker with Kevin*
Parker: *Puts the hat on superiore, in alto of the snowman*
Kevin: That's a nice hat te put on your snowman Parker.
Parker: Thanks te two.
Liam: It's too bad te forgot a part.
Parker: What are te talking about? I finished the snowman.
Kevin: There's supposed to be another ball te put in between the base, and the head. For the arms, and buttons.
Liam: Besides, you'd make the snowman bigger. te do want to have the biggest snowman in town, don't you?
Parker: *Sighs* All my hard work has gone down the drain.
Kevin: te can make it easier for yourself. We'd like to help you.
Parker: Maybe I didn't make myself clear. I don't need help. I will do this all da myself.
Liam: If te change your mind, you'll know where to find us. *Walks back to his snow fort with Kevin*
Parker: *Starts rolling up another snowball* What if they are right? *Stops, then looks at Kevin and Liam making snowballs for their fight* What am I saying? *Continues rolling his snowball* I do not need their help.

Kevin and Liam finished building their snow forts. Suddenly, several shapes starting running towards them.

Kevin: What did I tell te Liam?
Liam: Alright, I was wrong, and I'm sorry.
Kevin: *Looks at the other shapes* Welcome everyone, I see there are six of you. Liam and I will each pick three of te to unisciti our team. Liam, te go first.
Parker: *Looks at the other shapes with Kevin, and Liam* Oh no. più shapes joined Kevin, and Liam? If they get too reckless over there, they could destroy my snowman. On the other hand however, they could give me più snow while I'm building, and make the snowman bigger. I'm almost finished, I need to hurry up.
Kevin: Okay, our teams have been chosen. Liam, are te ready?
Liam: My team and I are ready.
Kevin: Then everyone, take your places, and let the fun begin.

Quickly, the eight shapes got behind the forts, grabbed snowballs, and threw them at each other. Kevin and Liam were right on target along with everyone else.

Parker: *Watching the fight* It is a bit too close, but they're not throwing anything at me, so that's a good sign.

In a few seconds, that began to change.

Liam: We need più snowballs.
Yellow Triangle: Wish me luck. *Runs off to get più snow*
Kevin: *Throws a snowball at Liam*
Purple cerchio and arancia, arancio Square: *Throwing snowballs at the yellow triangle*
Yellow Triangle: *Hiding behind Parker's snowman*
Parker: *Finishes his snowman* Finally. *Gets hit da a snowball* What the-?
Purple Circle: Sorry.
arancia, arancio Square: We're trying to hit that yellow triangolo behind your snowman.
Parker: *Gasps in horror*
arancia, arancio Square: *Throws a snowball* This'll get her!
Parker: *Watching the snowball go towards his snowman* Oh no no no no no!

The snowball hit the superiore, in alto of the snowman, and it fell on the yellow triangle.

Yellow Triangle: *Laughing* Well, te got me.
Parker: *Sits down in the snow, crying*
Kevin: Time out everyone.
Liam: We'll continue the fighting later. *Walks with Kevin towards Parker* Would te like our help now?
Parker: No. I can build it again all da myself!
Kevin: It won't be easy.
Liam: Especially with your weary muscles. te worked very hard to build the first snowman, so te barely have any energy to rebuild it.
Parker: Fine. Help me build the biggest snowman in town.

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The other shapes were looking at Kevin, Liam, and Parker. This gave Kevin an idea.

Kevin: We'll all help.

In five minutes, the snowman was put back together.

Parker: Now let's continue the snowball fight!
Others: Yeah!

End Credits

Mr. Nut: *Turns on the closed sign* Closing time.
Parker: Just one più minute!
Mr. Nut: No Parker, it's time to go.
Kevin: *Helps Parker to the door* Come on Parker.
Parker: No!!!!
David: *Shakes his head no*
Mr. Nut: See te later fellas.
Kevin: *Jumps, and his name appears below him*
David: *Confused, he also jumps, but his name does not appear* Huh, weird. *His name falls on the ground successivo to him* Oh cool. *Grabs his name, but it goes up very quickly, taking him along the way*
Liam: *Looks up at David* Where's he going? *His name appears from the bottom, and gets under Liam's feet, also taking him up to the sky* Whoa. Cool!!
Liz: *Looking up at Liam* Have fun not being able to breath. *Gets hit in the head da her name*
Wayne: *Looks at Liz, and laughs, but he gets hit from the front da his name*
Miss. Heart: Uh oh. *Also gets hit da her name*
Mack: Cool! *Gets hit da his name*
Parker: Everyone's either gone, o beaten up da floating names. I can go in. *Sees his name on the door* When did that get there?.. Maybe I can wait until tomorrow to come back. *Leaves*
Mr. Nut: *Goes upstairs to his room, and gets into his bed. He turns off the lights*

This has been a SeanTheHedgehog Production from February 8, 2018
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This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - arcobaleno Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland mostra - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - applejack

Now, let's begin. Twilight was walking down the strada, via with Spike while Pinkie Pie was wearing an umbrella on her head.

Twilight: Man, this sucks. First my car gets eaten da parasprites, and now te want me to buy te a shitload of fucking ice cream!
Spike: Twilight, why are te in a bad mood? Natale is coming soon....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - arcobaleno Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland mostra - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - applejack

Now, let's begin. Twilight was giving a lecture to everypony.

Twilight: Okay y'all. I'm the most important pony in this shithole of a town, and te know it. The fact that-
Pinkie Pie: *Running towards Twilight* Herr Kommandant!! Herr Kommandant!!
Twilight: Man, I'm in da middle of an important lecture!! Everypony wants to...
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Link: Okay, so, what do we do successivo on Windfall
Tetra: Well, there is this teacher named Ms. Marie who is having problems with a group of kids.
Link: ...... Why do I give a fuck
Tetra: A reward involving a thousand dollars and your own tropical island
Link: Wait, are te serious.
Tetra: Yep
Link: ........... Your bullshitting me
Tetra: Why don't te find out then
Link: .....................
(Later, at Ms. Maries school)
Ms. Marie: Oh, young boy, please help me, I-
Link: Yeah, don't worry, I'll fix the problem
Ms. Marie: te will? Oh tha-
Link: Yeah, shut up (Walks out)
(Later, outside)
Link: Okay, now, where...
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posted by windwakerguy430
Chuck: So, we've been waiting for like...three hours
Stacey: It's been five minuti Chuck
Chuck: Well, I just want to know when something happens Explosion) Something happened. Gotta go check it out
Stacey: Wait, te don't even know where it is happ- (Chuck leaves)
Chuck: (Sees soldiers robbing casino vaults) Hey, te can't just do that
Soldiers: (Aim pistole at Chuck)
Chuck: ..................... Uh............ Please don't shoot.......
(Later, after the fight)
Chuck: (Panting) Man, I hope that is the only time I have to do that (Phone rings) Hello
Stacey: Chuck, it looks like that three other casinos...
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................... What the fuck.............. Seriously......... What the fuck................... What is this abomination of a fanfic................ just what the fuck is this disaster..................... Well, one things for sure, it's known only as Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life.
Now, first off, Warning, this is not something te want to see. Unless te are okay with its awfulness, turn back now. Anyway, this fanfic is, THANKFULLY, short. But, there is so much a fanfic can do in just twenty seconds. Trust me, this fanfic does it. And it is horrible. Anyway, it starts with a nine-year-old..........
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Hello everyone. Today, we will be looking at the meme Forever Alone. Now, before we talk about what it is, lets get a little history.
After the Rage Guy, this was the secondo of the rage comic characters to appear. He appeared as a character in a 4chan comic known as April Fools and it shows him as a disappointed o lonely person. However, he didn't gain popularity until he appeared in his secondo comic known as Prom FUUU, which soon gained hundreds of fans.
After that, Forever Alone began to flood rage comics all over the internet. He was shown. He is shown to use humor in the suffering of people who are still single.
Now, it is time for the score. The final score for this meme is a Fail. I'm sorry, but I just feel as though that this meme is a little overused. If it wasn't used so much, I may not hate it, but sorry, I do. That's it for this review, I will see te all successivo time
(Hello everyone. A quick note. This is a reaction article. In it, I will type down every last word I say and te can see how I react to whatever it is I do. Will I do più of these. I don't know. But, with that, lets start with the reaction)

Okay, so its started... And we got us some thunder clap... Very scary... Ohhh... So, we get some Japanese kids talking... In Japanese... Thankfully, there are subtitles..... Oh, we get a backstory. Thats good........ And, we get some kids talking about ghosts in the dark. How cliched........ On dark stormy nights. CLICHED!!!....... Cliches! Cliches everywhere.........
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Well, as of this date, this is the most recente game I have in the lista of games I bought, and boy, was I shocked how much I enjoyed it. And honestly, from the reviews, I probably shouldn’t have enjoyed it, but let’s talk about it. Let’s talk about the very last Pandemic Games game that was released before their demise at the hands of EA, the open world game, The Saboteur
The Saboteur was a game that I would’ve liked to do a più in depth analysis on it’s own rather than on the superiore, in alto 100, but since I enjoyed it so much and since we’re at this point in the series now, there’s...
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 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!


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 The cerchio comes in from the right. When it stops, a bolt of lightning appears, followed da the name, WindWakerGuy430
The cerchio comes in from the right. When it stops, a bolt of lightning appears, followed da the name, WindWakerGuy430

Before we get to the part that takes place in Equestria, we are going to look at a new character in this series. Wind. He is currently in Hyrule, and the king wants to talk to him.

Wind: *Standing in front of the king*
King: *Sitting in his chair* te sir, are the worst person in this entire kingdom.
Wind: Do I look like Ganondorf to you?
King: You're worse than...
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Another movie changed up this week and this one isn’t technically a cult film. Boy, now the schedule is useless and the name of Cultober is useless. That being said, who wants to talk about Halloween, a franchise that hasn’t had a good movie since the first one forty years ago. Well, low and behold, we may have gotten something great. After years of bad sequel after bad sequel, could 2018’s Halloween finally be the film we’ve been waiting for? Let’s find out. Also, this is a spoiler free review, so don’t worry.



The film takes place forty years after the events of the first...
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Girls: *Playing Rock & Roll music* Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime!! Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime!! Which is Japanese for, which is Japanese for... *Drum solo* Your Typical Anime. *Guitar solo* Your Typical Anime. *Guitar solo* Your Typical Anime!

Episode 4: Fat Pat

Song: link

Fat Pat: *Sitting on his throne*
Shirtless Shane: *Sitting successivo to him*
Fred: *Reading a book*
Bruce: *Searching for Lupi on a laptop*
Fat Pat: Shane.
Shirtless Shane: Yes?
Fat Pat: How was our last shipment?
Shirtless Shane: Successful. Why sir?
Fat Pat: It was two days ago. Why haven't we been making anymore shipments?
Shirtless...
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~Slugger~
*In the town of acero Leaf, Alabama, the town’s pride was nothing più than Aunt Bonnie’s homemade pies, the crystal clear Big orso Lake, and the town’s own baseball team, the acero Leaf Mongooses. The Mongooses have been known all across the state for being one of the best little league baseball teams, having never Lost a game in over twenty years, thanks to their coach, Gus Waters. Gus sat in his office, the walls covered in foto of his little league baseball teams over the years, as well as a number of trophies from their victories. Gus was clipping his nails when his assistant...
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Wind: Okay, I know te guys are mad, but-
Link: Your damn right were mad
Wind: Well, that’s good to hear. But, I really need to get going and-
Tetra: Oh no. You’re not going anywhere until te tell us why it took a whole fucking mese to make another After Adventure episode.
Wind: Well, I could tell you….. but, there is some a job te need to do, so bye
Link: A job, te think we’ll get money for it
Tetra: I’m not sure. I guess we’ll have to check
(Some Time Later)
Link: Okay, where is the treasure. I followed that guys map
(Flashback)
Link: Hey, where is the treasure
Ho-Ho: I SPY WITH MY LITTLE...
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So, I want to talk about an amazing Anime that has so many fans. I watched it, and I can see why people like it so much… BUT, although I do like it… It has its problems. That Anime is Death Note.
Now, Death Note is an Anime that is about a school student named Light Yagami, who finds a dangerous book called the Death Note, which gives him the ability to kill anyone whose name is written in the book. This then leads him to create a new world order and kill all the worlds criminals, but he is then being hunted down da the police and L, the worlds greatest detective, but always manages to stay...
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Link: (Wakes up) Huh, what happened
King of Red Lions: Oh, Link, good thing your safe. After your Pokemon burned down that building, I got te out of there
Link: Huh (Sees Tetra) Holy shit, did me and Tetra-
King of Red Lions: No
Link: Goddamn it
King of Red Lions: Anyway, we need to go to the sacred realm again, because............. Well, lets go (Goes through portal)

King of Red Lions: Well, here we are
Link: (Breathes for air) Why the fuck didn't te warn me
King of Red Lions: I can't help it. I'm a boat. I don't even have lungs. Anyway, just go in there, and take Tetra
Tetra: (Wakes up) Did someone...
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So, it’s been awhile since I did an Anime review… again. I think I’ve only done, at the most, three. And that’s only on the superiore, in alto of my head. I do want to review più at a later time, including ones like Midori, which I have heard is very, very hard to stomach. Perfect for this series. But, for now, I’ve got something just has hard to face. Maybe. Let’s just say that, throughout the Anime I have seen, blood and gore hasn’t been a major factor in these shows. Was there blood and gore, yes. But it was either very minimal o was in the background the entire time and was not the main...
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I could spend today talking about the glory that is Silent collina 2 and why it’s my preferito horror game of all time, but I don’t feel like talking about that today. No, instead, I want to talk about one thing. One specific thing, and it’s this. Pyramid Head, the greatest horror character ever, with his creepy appearance, disturbing actions, and a haunting backstory that’s one of the most important in video game history, o even in the history of horror… and how he was completely ruined in one fell swoop.



Now, before we start talking about how crappy Pyramid Head has become, we...
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So Metal Gear Solid 2 was a lot of fun, and I only have brief memories of playing the original Metal Gear Solid on PS1… And I never played Metal Gear Solid 4. So that must mean we are limited to one other Metal Gear Solid game. One that has, not Snake, but someone else. That’s right, it’s Metal Gear Solid V: Phan- Okay, even I can’t run that joke into the ground. No, seriously, though, it’s Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater
Metal Gear Solid 3 takes place in the 1960s, the Cold War is just heating up, and the American hero known as The Boss has betrayed the American people and joined...
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