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Windwakerguy430's superiore, in alto Ten Ed Edd n Eddy Episodes

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Hello everyone, and today, I want to talk about one of my most cherished childhood shows. That would be Ed Edd n Eddy. This mostra was about three kids, named Ed, Edd, and Eddy, who were always trying to scam the other kids of the cul-de-sac out of there money, only to fail in the end. The reason I loved this mostra was because of how real it felt, along with its colorful cast of characters, and well drawn atmosphere, and the witty humor. But, I thought to myself "What are my most preferito episodes"? So, today, I present to te my ten preferito Ed, Edd, n Eddy episodes. And remember, its all my...

Windwakeruy430 Reacts to Corpse Party Episode 1

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(Hello everyone. A quick note. This is a reaction article. In it, I will type down every last word I say and te can see how I react to whatever it is I do. Will I do più of these. I don't know. But, with that, lets start with the reaction)

Okay, so its started... And we got us some thunder clap... Very scary... Ohhh... So, we get some Japanese kids talking... In Japanese... Thankfully, there are subtitles..... Oh, we get a backstory. Thats good........ And, we get some kids talking about ghosts in the dark. How cliched........ On dark stormy nights. CLICHED!!!....... Cliches! Cliches everywhere.........

What's Your Take - articolo 80 - Tiny Bomb Giant Tosh S**tstory

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Giappone makes some weird stuff. However, weird isn't always bad. Take a look at Super Mario Bros. te play as a plumber saving a princess from a dinosaur as te look for mushrooms and fight walking mushrooms and turtles in shoes, and that game makes a billion dollars with each game released... However... if te look on the opposite side of the spectrum, weird isn't always good. With that, we get a manga with a titolo so perverted, I am sure this review will get flagged. It's Tiny Boobs Giant Tits History.
Now, let me tell you, if te don't know what hentai is, your too young to read this story,...

Boss Bits - Fable 1

posted by windwakerguy430

Hello everyone, and welcome to the first articolo of Boss Bits. So the first game I will be talking about is none other then the XBox Original Legend Fable. This game is a masterpiece. It had great characters, great gameplay, an awesome story and had some real good humor too. This game series is pretty much where te play as one of the last remaining Hero's of the country of Albion and te have a choice to be good o evil. This game is fun, but then... There are the bosses. Which we will be talking about... right now
(Warning, this articolo contains spoilers)

Boss: vespa Queen
The vespa Queen is the...

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Freddy vs Jason spoof

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Freddy started the story da narriating. Saying that over the years, people have found a way to forget about him, saying "I can't come back, if nobody remembers, I can't come back, if nobody's AFRIEEEEED!".

However, he found Jason, and has a plan, of using him to bring back the fear into Elms street.

And so, disguised as Mrs Voorhees he brought Jason back to life, and convinced him to go to Elms street.

Freddys plan was working perfectly so far.

Meanwhile.

Lori Campbell, a reasonably attractive (depending on ones opinion) young adult, now lives at at 143 Elms strada, via (supposebly where most of Freddy's...

What's Your Take - articolo 106 - Fails Doll

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Now, people have been talking about the Creepypasta called the Tails Doll, which is a doll of Tails from the game Sonic R, and if te play the game, Tails Doll will come and kill you. Now, I think its time I tell te all that this story sucks. Or, più importantly, the story in which it came from, titles Tails Doll: My Story.
So, the story starts where a kid badly wants to play Sonic R, and we reach our first problem. Someone wants to play Sonic R, one of the worst Sonic games ever made, if not the worst. Hell, Screwattack detto it was worse then Sonic Free Riders, Sonic Labyrinth, and even Sonic...

Void Flashbacks: Ironic

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Henry: so... what are te working on?

Simon: none of your concern

Henry: can I help?

Simon: why should I let a insecure 19 anno old with no experiences with science help me?

Henry: point taken

Simon: why are te in here?

Henry: I just want to know what te are making!

Simon: a cure for cancer

Henry: how will that help the war?

Simon: not every thing has to be about war... it will help the lives of millions! and some might see the giorno this chaos ends...

Henry: ok then... whats the progress?

Simon: dead-fuc*ing-end

Henry: welcome to my world

Episode from my, dark humored, fourth bacheca themed, spoof series..

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PATRIOT SPOOF (uncensored):

CHAPTER 1:

Joining the American revolution of 1776.

Benjamin Martin, a veteran of the French and Indian war is still not yet involved in the warfare against England.

Partically due to his wife being dead, and it's up to him alone to take care of his seven childrun.

Benjamin himself was found in a barn, trying to make a rocking chair, he finally seemed to have one, but it broke.

Benjamin Lost his temper and threw it away in anger, revealing twenty other failed tries also, but when he saw one of his small childrun watching, he calmed himself down, probably not wanting...

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What's Your Take - articolo 99 - BLOWnoa's Darker Side

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For those of te that own a Playstation, I'm sure te know of the PS mascot Klonoa. It is an amazing franchise. However, there is a fanfic that is so poorly written, I think it is right up there on bad Creepypastas such as The Kill Waker and Jeff the Killer. That fanfic is Klonoa's Darker Side.
So, it starts with the main character giving the game to his friend to borrow. Soon after, he gets the game back. However, there is one problem with the Klonoa game. It has been cursed. Guess how this happened........ His best friend cursed the game. How? I don't fucking know. The story never explains...

Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker Abridged - Part 6

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King of Red Loins: And here it is, The Great baia Isla- OH MY GOD (Sees destroyed Island)
Link: ........ te sure it ain't Detroit Island
King of Red Lions: What happened
Postman: Link, I for some reason saw what happened. te see a dark storm came and kick this islands ass.... Well, if island's had asses, I'm sure the storm would have kicked it. Anyway, Jabu Jabu was able to escape
Link: Wait, Jabu Jabu is still alive
Postman: Yep
Link: Who else is alive. Huh. Gorons? Zoras? Those weird things from Ikana Canyon. te know what, screw it, I wont domanda the goddamn world of this place
Postman. Well,...

Boss Bits - Crimson Skies: High Road to Revenge

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Hello everyone, and welcome to Boss Bits. today, we'll be looking at bosses from the XBox Original exclusive Crimson Skies: High Road to Revenge. Crimson Skies is a game that I really like...... Okay, I should be più specific. Crimson skies is a game where te play as Nathan.... Zachary, not Nathan drake from Uncharted. In Crimson Skies, te play the whole game in a fighter plane around the anno 1940. Now, its a lot più fun then te think, and the bosses prove this well.
(Warning: Spoilers)

Boss: ragno Zeppelin
The ragno Zeppelin starts out as just an ordinary Zeppelin. Nothing special until...

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Windwakerguy: Ace Attorney Part 2

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Court Lobby
10:40 January 20
Wind Waker Guy- Uh. I'm real nervous. How am I going to get through this
Happy Yappy- Mr. Wind Waker Guy. I got here as fast as I could. I wanted to ask te something
Wind Waker Guy- What
Happy Yappy- Can I be there on the defendant stand with you
Wind Waker Guy- What
Happy Yappy- I don't want te to do this alone. Unless te want to, of course
Wind Waker Guy- Well, te did help me get some evidence. I guess it won't matter
Happy Yappy- OH THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU!!!
Chuck- Wind Waker Guy. I'm glad to see you...uh... Wind Waker Guy. One of THEM is right behind you
Wind...

windwakerguy430 VS Memes: Episode 6 - Trollface

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Today, we will be talking about Tro------ Sorry, Tro--------- Ahem..... We'll be looking at Trolls, OH!!! So, before lets look at the Trolls history.
Back then, trolls were everywhere. However, there wasn't a picture at all of what a Troll looked like. So, when a Deviant Art user made this, it soon got famous. However, the Trollface didn't truly become famous until a comic titles Cool Face was created. Since then, this face has been the Trolls trademark.
A Troll face is usually used to mostra a character who gets enjoyment out of annoying others. It has been used in many Rage Comics and has even gone to us cartoon and movie characters.
Now, for the final score. The final score for Trollface is a Fail. Honestly. It's a Troll Trademark. What were te guys expecting. With that I will see te all successivo time

Booze Brothers - Episode 5 - Dante's Infuriation

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Joe

(Cody and Cory throw body into firepalce)
Cody: Goddamn it. How many guys did we kill
Cory: About 1574
Cody: Shit. Hey, Nick (Knocks on bathroom door) Are te done yet
Nick: (Throws body into bathtub) Can't a guy get some privacy (Hums and cuts up body with knife)
Cody: (Sigh)
Alice: (Throws bodies into trash cans)
Nick: (Walks out of bathroom dragging bloody bag)

Demon: (In alley) Hmm... I need to summon my minions. Silvona. Jebodiah. Come (Fire arises)
???: Huh. Oh, Dante, good to see ya, bro
Dante: Jebodiah? Is that you
???: Well, it's Joe now, asctually
Dante: And... What is this te are saying
Joe:...

What's Your Take - articolo 71 - nube, nuvola Mows the Lawn???

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Now here is a fanfiction that is able to fuck it up, when they thought we could actually catch a fucking break. The fanfic is known as nube, nuvola Mows the Lawn.
This is a fanfiction based off Final fantasy 7. And if te know me, you'd know that Final fantasy 7 is one of my preferito games of all time, so how could they fuck this fanfic up. Oh, trust me, you'll find out in just a minute. So, it starts with nube, nuvola mowing the lawn and Tifa watching. Apparently, they married after the events of FF7, which is odd, because I thought Aries was Clouds loves interest.
So, Tifa keeps talking about nube, nuvola looking...

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What's Your Take - articolo 125 - Highschool of the Dred

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Well, this one has been on the chopping block for a while, and, since its October, and since this Anime is kind of a horror Anime (Thought, that's debatable) I think now is the best time to talk about the anime, Highschool of the Dead.
Now, this is the first Anime that has zombies in it. Now, I Amore anything with zombies, from games, like Left 4 Dead, Zombies Ate My Neighbors, and Dead Rising, Film like Shaun of the Dead, Zombieland, and Land of the Dead, and Televisione shows like The Walking Dead........ Okay, so thats the only mostra I know that has zombies in it. But, when I heard there was...

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What's Your Take - articolo 70 - JUST A F**KING JOKE

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(I'd like to thank Canada24 for this recommendation)
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. It's just a joke. Just a Joke. JUST A FUCKING JOKE!!! Today's fanfic is Just a Joke.
Now, this is a Smosh fanfic. Now, I enjoy Smosh. It is a very funny internet series and I really enjoy it. But.... We get Just a Joke. From every chapter, I was fucking sick to my stomach.
So, this is a sjipfic of Ian and Anthony. And, it is not just sickening, but it is fucking boring. When the story isn't making te vomit, its making te fall to sleep. And, this is one of the stories I really didn't want to finish....

Boss Bits - Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time

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Hello everyone and welcome to Boss Bits. Today, we'll be looking at the bosses from the game that people say is the greatest game ever made... That would be Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time for the N64.... Then remade fro Gamecube.... Then remade again for the 3DS.. te get the idea. Ocarina of Time is a game that supposedly turned the gaming world on its head. It's pretty good. It had great story, great overworld, and great graphics (At the time). But, what I think makes this game unique are the bosses... Lets take a look at them
(Warning: Spoilers)

Boss: Gohma
Now, this boss is pretty much one...