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applejack was walking around Ponyville. All the ponies were having a wonderful time, and the weather was like a summer giorno in August. It was wonderful.

Applejack: Twilight, what's up?
Twilight: Man I still sound like a black man, but things are alright.
Applejack: do te know when Celestia will let te become a princess again?
Twilight: I have to cast a spell that can fix broken windows. Do te have any?
Applejack: Maybe, te can go check in the attic in my barn.
Twilight: Thanks man.

Twilight went to Sweet mela, apple Acres, and checked where applejack told her to. Just then arcobaleno Dash...

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St. Foalis Maressouri, 6 PM.

A crowd of thousands of ponies gathered at the Gateway Arch to experience a comedy mostra that was being filmed live in 4k. The comedian? Tom Foolery.

Crowd: *Clapping, and chanting* Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom!
Tom: *Arrives at a temporary stage under the Gateway Arch*
Crowd: *Cheering, as they continue to clap*
Tom: Thank te everypony.
Crowd: *Continuing to cheer and clap*
Tom: Thank te very much....

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Sean: *Slowly pushing a DJ stereo down the tracks*
Passengers: *Headbanging while doing a rock sign with their fingers*
Ian: What have te done to my passengers?!
Sean: Gave them some enjoyable music.
Kevin & Liam: *Headbanging*
Stylo: Who's hosting?!
Blossom: I am. We have back to back episodes for The Real Powerpuff Girls, then at 8:30, we'll mostra an episode from Ponies On The Rails, and Trainz.

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People: *Watching the 2016 Powerpuff Girls*
Tom Kenny: *Appears on the TV screen, and talks in his narrator voice* Ladies, and gentlemen, te finally get to see my gorgeous face. Also, you...

I was really not looking inoltrare, avanti to this game. drake of the 99 Draghi is infamous for being a broken, buggy, glitchy mess… più so than the games I’ve played thus far. It was a game that was heavily advertised when it came out, having boasted about having the team that worked on Batman: The Animated series. Published da Majesco and developed da Idol FX, drake of the 99 Draghi was meant to be the start of a massive franchise, with drake of the 99 Draghi getting a comic book franchise and even an animated TV show. But due to the game being drake of the 99 Dragons, it was dead on arrival....

Dragon Ball Z, a mostra from many people’s childhood, myself included. It was a mostra that had stylish animazione and art to it, insane battles, and a mostra where characters would die. In the 90s, this shit was hardcore. Dragon Ball Z has dwindled in popularity recently, still very much popular, but not as much as it once was, probably due to Super being… the worst fucking thing. Hey, speaking of the worst fucking thing, Dragon Ball Z: Ultimate Battle 22. Why 22, we’ll get into that. Published da Infograms in America, but Bandai in Japan, the game was developed da Tose Software, who has made...

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Sean: Welcome back to Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. We will not be here successivo Friday since that is the first Saturday of the mese of July, but we will see te on the 13th. And now, here's The Seven-Ups.

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

The Seven Ups

Near Grand Central Station in Manehattan

Buddy: *walking along street*
Ponies: *driving cars*
Other ponies: *walking down street*
Buddy: *sees window washer*
Police: *waiting in alley way*
Buddy: *enters building*
store owner: Hello sir, how are you?
Buddy: Fine, just fine.
Stallion: *Carrying a vase as he walks downstairs*
Buddy: *Looks...

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Kevin: Here's another song from J+1.
Buttercup: Is Parker going to freak out again, o will he seriously be the host?
Kevin: Keep your fingers crossed, and we'll find out.
Buttercup: Fingers? *Looks at her hands* I don't have fingers.
Kevin: Oh...
Parker: *Arrives* Hello everyone! My name is Parker from The Nut House, and I got a good lineup for te tonight.

8 PM - Now

Ponies On The Rails - TV-MA
Gran Turismo - TV-PG

8:30 PM

The Nut House - TV-G. Bak2Bak

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Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From CrazyWriterLady...

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Kevin: *Walks into the center of a white background* Who are you, and what are te doing here?! Wait, dammit. I'm sorry, I completely forgot. You're here for Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories, aren't you? Well, I'm sorry, but it hasn't arrived yet. As te probably already know, it's going to be on Saturday, hence the title. There's not exactly a whole lot I can do for you, but tell te to come back on Saturday. We're going to have new shows joining our lineup, and that's a good thing. Variety is the key to success, and te can definitely wait for success....

Okay, so I am coming into this movie from the perspective of a viewer who has never seen anything from the original film. All I know about this movie is that it is, in fact, a remake of the original film and it was directed da body horror master himself, David Cronenberg, in possibly his most popolare film ever. And I’m here excited to see what disgusting shit Cronenberg made this time. So let’s get into it, let’s check out the 1984 classic, The Fly.



The Fly follows the story of a scientist named Seth Brundle, played da America’s sweetheart, Jeff Goldblum, who creates a teleportation...

te know, as I was trying to decide what film I’d watch successivo on Cultober, a thought came to mind. There just wasn’t enough Anime trash for this year. And that is where 1987’s Wicked City comes in. This marks the first animated horror film I’ve talked about on here, and what a one to start with. I would have gone with Vampire Hunter D, but how could I pass on the chance to talk about the film that may have started the genre of tentacle hentai……. Oh, what’ve I gotten myself into



Taking place in Giappone because of course, the human world coexists with an alternate dimension known...

Okay… So we got a really strange one for te all today. This is definitely going to be a shorter video because… well, I don’t know what to talk about it. This is a film that is so ambiguous and so… unique, that I actually have trouble discussing it. So, I guess, today, we will be talking about the 1991… Classic?... Begotten



So the story of Begotten is…. Whatever the fuck. It follows such characters as Mother Earth, Son of Earth, o Flesh on Bone, and God Killing Himself. My preferito has to be God Killing Himself. So, from what I can gather God Killing Himself does what he does...

*Hesitant at first, especially seeing Rebecca in her current state, Hannah took hold of the handgun and handed it to Rebecca. Rebecca grabbed hold of the end of the gun, the heavy weight bringing her hands to almost fall, the cold steel chilling her hands. She stared at the gun silently, a blank expression on her face, before she looked up, her eyes widening as she looked behind Hannah. Seeing her eyes look behind her, Hannah turned to see what it was she stared at. A creature rushing town the hall. A black, slimy body with six sets of hands. The black tar that made up the creatures body was...