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Carter: What is love?! Baby don't hurt me! Don't hurt me!
Jesse: No more!
Wilson: Hey, te already had your show.
Metal Gloss: It's time for those back to back episodes of Ponies On The Rails.

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Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From CrazyWriterLady

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 37

Accidents Happen

February 14, 1954

Hawkeye:...

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Hawkeye: *Lays down a Royal Flush* Read it and weep everypony!
Stylo: *With Percy, Jeff, Pete, and Gordon* Ugh!
Percy: Good thing I folded.
Ten Cents: Hello. Nice to meet te guys.
Hawkeye: te must be from Horseshoe Bay. Nice to meet you.
Ten Cents: Yeah. We only have two episodes, so this is the only time you'll see me.
Hawkeye: Just two? Wow. We better have te as the host before it's too late.
Ten Cents: Thanks. For Hawkeye's kindness, I made up a schedule that he'll really like.

5:50 PM - Now

Ponies On The Rails - Back 2 Back

6 PM - Later

Horseshoe baia - Back 2 Back

Ten Cents: Let's get...

8:30 PM
March 27th 2095
Creese’s Bar

Justin: (Sitting at the end of the bar, taking a drink of his scotch, as he waited patiently)
Apollo: (He walked over to Justin, before sitting down successivo to him)
Justin: So, have te made up your mind?
Apollo: He came after me. He came after my family. My wife is dead, and my daughter is missing. I know that he had something to do with it.
Justin: Good. I’m glad te want to kill him-
Apollo: No… I don’t want to kill him (He looked over at Justin, his eyes burning with hatred) I want to destroy him. I want to know everything about him. He took my happiness...

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The sun rises, and a whole bunch of characters arrive to see each other.

Kevin: We're back!
Tom: *Cheering with Master Sword, Orion, Snowflake, and Snow Wonder*
Sean: Who's hosting?
Carter: Yeah, who's hosting?
Wayne: Why I am. Wayne from The Nut House, serving as your host tonight. We're back after taking three weeks off, and it's wonderful to see te all again. I have a good mostra for you. The schedule is down below.

8:00 PM

On The Block
Ponies On The Rails

8:30 PM

The Nut House - Back2Back

Wayne: What are te waiting for man? Get the mostra started!

Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts,...

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