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I Amore Resident Evil so much. Resident Evil introduced all to the horror genre. Resident Evil 2 had the perfect sense of horror. Resident Evil 3 gave us Nemesis. Resident Evil Remake pretty much perfected the horror genre. Resident Evil 4 was the best thing ever made. And everything else is either bad o no one cares about it. So naturally, Hollywood, being Hollywood, wanted to cash in on the franchise, despite not knowing what they were working on. What could go wrong. Everything! Everything could go wrong….. Here’s the Resident Evil movie.



So, the movie follows a group of soldiers...

Okay, this is a movie I am 100% going into blind. I have no knowledge of what this movie is o what it is about. But, after Leggere a brief plot summary without spoilers, I learned that this is a film about science fiction horror and Lovecraftian entities. And already, I was sold. So let’s see if 2009’s Pandorum is worth the attention of others.



The film takes place over a hundred years into the future. Earth’s resources have been completely diminished and a ship is sent into spazio to find the planet Tanis, in the hope of starting a new life. Two men, Bower and Payton, awaken from...

nfic. The Pokemon Story was so fucking bad that I avoided anything Pokemon related for a whole month. Weather it was the games, the shows, the trading cards, o the shit-load of collectables I have, I avoided it because the Pokemon Story was a goddamn fucking mess, and it still is, and it always will be to no end. The Pokemon Story is still the worst Pokemon fanfic as well as the worst fanfiction ever written, but that doesn't mean its the only terrible Pokemon Fanfic. No. No. Fuck no. That would have just made my job too easy and bearable. And so, the successivo and hopefully last (Though I doubt...

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Thomas: *Annoyed as he waits at a station*
Passengers: *Concerned*
Thomas: *Takes off at 200 miles an hour* AAAHHHH!!!!!!!!
S.B: *Walks onto the platform with a record*

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Thomas: *Stops at another station* Ah, much better. Now let's mostra The Adventures of Thomas & Friends, and The Nut House.

Episode 1: Gordon, and the new diesel

It was a wonderful giorno on the island of sodor. Thomas was running his branchline as usual, when he stopped at a station. Gordon stopped successivo to him.

"Good morning Gordon." detto Thomas. "How are te on this fine day?"

"I'm doing alright...

So, Tenkai Knights: Ribelle - The Brave Battle, a game on the 3DS that was forgotten about, even da enthusiasts of bad video games, like myself, probably for reasons that it deserves. And yes, I am stretching this out as much as I can because I have no idea what Tenkai Knights is. Unlike Deal o No Deal, which I had a vague understanding of, I never watched the show, Tenkai Knights. I can’t make jokes about that. But I what I can make jokes about is that Tenkai Knights: Ribelle - The Brave Battle is a fighting game that was developed da Bandai Namco, the same studio that brought us Tekken and SoulCalibur, some of the...

This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - arcobaleno Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland mostra - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - applejack

Now, let's begin. Twilight Sparkle was driving her car in Pornstarville, with Spike sitting successivo to her. They were going to collect più ammo for Twilight's shotgun.

Twilight: Nigga, is it a nice giorno out, o wut?
Spike: Everyone is out enjoying the sunshine.
Twilight: *Stops at Sugarcube Corner, and sees her "friends" talking...

Toydarians: *Walking towards a runway*

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Five months after the destruction of the Death Star, the Empire needed an ally. One that was strong, and capable of damaging the Rebel Alliance.

Jabba The Hutt assigned the Toydarian Army to aid the Empire, and this is the story of their first battle against the Rebels.

Toydarian Pilot: *Flying a Class-62 fighter*

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Toydarians: *Standing on a runway, watching più Class-62's flying by. Sixty Class-62's are lined...

I remember a time when people were talking about how amazing Dead spazio 2 was, and while it’s not a bad game da any means… I’m sorry, I just don’t get why people call it the best in the series. Well, if it was this o Dead spazio 3, I could understand. But honestly, my preferito in the series is and will always be the original Dead Space.
Dead spazio follows Isaac Clarke, a shy little boy who travels with a rescue team to the Ishimura, a massive spazio mining ship that went radio silent some time ago. Isaac came because his wife, Nicole, is on the ship, and could still be alive. But...

Point and Click horror games were always a preferito of mine. Sure, the gameplay is HORRIBLY limited, but they always managed to tell such interesting stories and have some creepy and disturbing monsters and images. Games like Sanitarium, Darkseed, I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream (NOT FUCKING FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY’S) were all preferiti of mine. However, the game that started the point and click horror craze and launched horror games into the mainstream was a little SNES game, that was so disturbing and violent that it never got released in America until a few years later. That game we now...

So it should come as no surprise that I like fighting games. Am I a pro that can go to EVO and beat all the greatest? Hell no. I am just a passionate fan who would no doubt get destroyed in online matches. I even like the bad fighting games like Mortal Kombat: Armageddon and Rise of the Robots. But then we get to today’s game, Fighter Within… for the Kinect. I honestly thought Kinect was over and done with after Steel Battalion: Heavy Armor, but nope, it somehow manages to pompa out garbage. Leeching off of the 360 in the last stages of its life and then moving on to the Xbox One afterward...

Wind: (Walking down street) Goddamn, it is far too hot today
Cody: (Walks by) Hey, Dickface
Wind: Oh, hi successivo victim
Cody: What?
Wind: Nothing. Give me a dollar
Cody: Why, I don’t need to give a dollar to some sadistic psychopath like te
Wind: … Yeah te do
Cody: Do I at least have a choice
Wind: Do te think I’m giving te a choice
Cody: … No?
Wind: See, an idiot like te can learn (Points a large coltello at him) Now give me a dollar
Cody: Fine (Hands him dollar)
Wind: See, was that so hard (Walks off and heads to soda machine, but someone is in the way)
Man: Let me see
Wind: (Waits...

Alright, everyone. We’re getting close to the end of the 12 Days of Christmassacre. Today, we’ve got something a bit più recent. Only about a few years old from Finland. Man, Europa loves it’s horror Natale movies, don’t they? The film is actually an expansion on a short film created in 2003, titled Rare Exports Inc., created da the director of this movie, and was made again to expand the movie a little bit più to give it a bit più of a sort of charm. As charming as Natale horror Film get. But, I definitely had a lot of enjoyment out of this silly movie. It may sound stupid...

Intros are something that is apparent in many things. Be it shows, movies, and of course, video games. Though they may seem not as important, these can easily turn someone away o leave a pretty dull experience if done poorly. Some games have pretty bland intros, while some don't have any at all. Just a few company logos and then the game starts. But then there are the games that do take te to the intros that stick with te for a long time and just make te want to come back to them, view them every time te turn the game back on. And it's those intros that I want to talk about today. The...

Now, after watching that overrated filth that is Cloverfield (I kid, I just like irritating people), I felt like watching another found footage film. Blair Witch Project sounded good, but I had to pass on it. There was Paranormal Activity, but…. I don’t care. But then I remembered that there was another, made da the Spanish. And this was something that peaked my interest. The 2007 found footage… zombie? Film, REC



REC follows news reporter Angela and her cameraman Pablo as they film the night shift for a local fuoco station for their late night news show. After getting a call about...

So, when te read a fanfic that has some of the worst spelling ever, which is never supposed to be in a story, I die a little. But, this fanfic made me die più than just a little. So, I present to te all a Simpson’s Fanfic, known only as Lisa Get’s Pregnant. te can’t make that stuff up. The autore really thought this titolo was appropriate.
So, we start with some of the worst spelling ever that makes te think English was not the authors first language. So, the fanfic begins with Lisa and Bart trapped in a cave after snow collapsed on it. There is no reason o explanation as to how this...

Okay… So I never actually played much Kingdom Hearts games. I played the first game with my friend, and thought, “Boy, this is fucking stupid, but I liked that gameplay. Maybe if they worked on the Scrivere a little more, I’d try out più of this game”. And then I played Kingdom Hearts 2… The Scrivere never got better, but hey, who cares at this point. Let’s talk about how great Kingdom Hearts is.
So I did not play Chain of Memories before going into 2, (Mistake on my part), so I just read a few pages on the plot descrizione so I could be less confused, and came to the conclusion...

Why can’t people ever fix their security in prisons? I mean, for goodness sake, you’d think that after years of people breaking out through the sewage system Shawshank Redemption style, prisons would increase security, o at the very least, use some stronger cell bars. But, no, they always leave one crack in their prisons to allow prisoners to escape… So, naturally, video games have quite a lot of those. In video games, it seems that getting out of those prisons are as easy as getting out of any. So, today, I want to share with te all the ten best prison breaks in video games. First,...