Awesome Video Game Musica #8 - Twisted Rosalia (Trauma Team)

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Windwakerguy430's superiore, in alto Ten Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker Islands

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After seeing an April Fool’s joke about the ten best Wind Wanker islands, that got me thinking that I should make my own. And no, not an April Fool’s joke either. I mean a truthful list. Now, before I begin, the rules are that I am not counting any main islands that have dungeons on them, o are major islands. So, Outset Island, Forsaken Fortress, Windfall Island, Dragon Roost Island, Forest Haven, Tower of the Gods, Headstone Island, o Wind Isle are all out. Now, with that said, lets start the list.

Islet of Steel

#10: Islet of Steel - Now, this is a very strange choice, since this...

Windwakerguy430's superiore, in alto Ten Bad Endings in Video Games (MAJOR SPOILERS)

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Now, there are a lot of games out there with a lot of endings. Endings in video games are a way to tie up the story loose ends and to reward the player with a sense of satisfaction. However, there are also THOSE endings. te know, those endings that are just bad. Now, when I say bad endings, I don’t mean bad as in “These endings are terrible. How could they be released?” I mean those endings that punish te for your poor choices throughout the game and give te a bad ending. Now, the rules are as followed. Only games that I have played, and only one per franchise. Also, this should be...

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Windwakerguy430's superiore, in alto Ten Worst Video Game Weapons

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Now, video game have a LOT of weapons in them. Some of them are overpowered, some of them are funny, and some are really cool… And then there are THOSE weapons. te know, the ones that make te want to avoid them as much as possible. Yeah, THOSE weapons. Now, before I start this, some rules. One, these are only weapons from games that I have played, and only one per franchise. Also, these are not based off design. They are based off the weapons damage and how effective it is. Also, no powerups. So, nothing from Super Mario Bros, Kirby, Sonic, o any platformer. Oh, and the Klobb from Goldeneye...

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Windwakerguy430's superiore, in alto Ten Rare Items in Animal Crossing: New Leaf

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Now, I Amore Animal Crossing: New Leaf. It’s one of my preferito games of all time. And, I REALLY Amore the rare items. Probably because they are based off other Nintendo Games. So, today, I am going to talk about my preferito items from the game. Why… because no one else has done it and I want to do it before it’s too late. Now, lets start

Fire Bar

#10: fuoco Bar - Now, this is the fuoco Bar from Super Mario Bros… Even though everyone just called it that thing that spins around fuoco balls. This is a cool item because it is ALWAYS spinning. Not to mention that it also plays the NES theme...

Windwakerguy430's superiore, in alto Ten Most Hated Zelda Dungeons

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Now, I already talked about the dungeons in Zelda that I Amore so much… Sadly though, not all dungeons are fun. Now, all these dungeons are either tedious, boring, o were just plain awful. Now, remember, these are the dungeons I hate. If there is a dungeon that te didn’t want to see on here, then I either like it, o it didn’t make the cut. Now, with that said, lets start the list

Savage Labyrinth

#10: Savage Labyrinth from Wind Waker - Now, this a dungeons that goes on FAR too long. te have to fight enemy after enemy after enemy. And if that wasn’t bad enough, te actually have...

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Windwakerguy430's superiore, in alto Ten più Lovable Douchebags

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Now, after I made my superiore, in alto Ten Lovable Douchebags list, I noticed something. There are a lot più lovable douchebags out there. So, I wanna talk about the many più lovable douchebags in gaming. First off, the obvious. Only one game per franchise, and they can not be villains, just people who would be jerks in real life. Now, lets start the list

Kazooie

#10: Kazooie from Banjo-Kazooie - Now, this has to be one of the più nostalgic characters on this list. Kazooie is Banjo’s sidekick who is always making fun of every character te meet. And, hell, she’ll even break the 4th bacheca più times...

superiore, in alto 5 Things Mario Does Better Than Sonic And superiore, in alto 5 Things Sonic Does Better Than Mario

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Hello Everyone, and, today, I want to compare the two biggest stars in gaming. That would be, Mr. Video Game, Mario “Jumpman” Mario and The Blue Dude with and Attitude, Sonic the Hedgehog. Now, these two have been fighting since the 90’s, even when Sega moved to Nintendo consoles, they still find a way to challenge each other, even if it is in Olympic sports. So, now, I want to compare what one does better than the other. Lets Start with The 5 Things Mario Does Better than Sonic

#5: Mario Was The Original Platformer - Now, when the NES came out, one of the first games to grace it was Super...

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What's Your Take - articolo 103 - NOT Skitty on Wailord CRAPtion

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................................ Okay................... What the hell is this............ I think that something like this, finally got to me............. Why............ Because, unlike most things I reviewed is actually 100% true.
Now, this thing, is known as Hot Skitty on Wailord Action..... What's so hot about it. Now, Skitty is a very small Pokemon, where as Wailord is a very large Pokemon. Now, the reason this is true, is because that there is a Pokemon giorno Care Center. Here, te can leave two Pokemon. When te leave them, and if one is male and the other is female, they can have an egg....

Windwakerguy430's superiore, in alto Ten Most Hated Cartoon Characters

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Hello everyone, and I was thinking. I did a superiore, in alto Ten Hated MLP characters, and a superiore, in alto Ten Hated Video Game Characters list, so now, I am thinking of doing a superiore, in alto Ten Hated Cartoon Characters list. Now, if te like a character that is on this list, remember, this is my list, so my opinion. With that, lets start

10: Eddy's Brother from Ed Edd n Eddy - Now, this mostra knew how to end the series very well. Sadly, this character is just a jerk. Eddy's Brother was also depicted as being a legend who everyone feared and worshipped. However, what he really is is a total jerk who finds joy in torturing his...

What's Your Take - articolo 68 - The Dumbed of Nick

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Today we'll be reviewing the Total Drama Island Fanfic known as The Death of Nick.... And I feel ashamed to share the same name as a character from this fanfiction.
Now, before we start, I have to say that I enjoyed Total Drama Island. It was a very good mostra with a great plot, a wonderful cast of characters, and had most of the time spot on humor. But the fanfiction..... Oh boy. So, this story starts off on a positive note. We see the OC character, Nick, get murdered da Trent...... Wait, what? Yeah, this is how the fanfic starts. Not even a secondo in this story and already were getting a murder...

Booze Brothers - Episode 9 - Hell on Earth

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(Nick risposte door)
Nick: Oh my God, how many times are te going to knock on this door. Do te want me to shoot te in the face
Joe: Hey, I am tired of te slamming the door in my face. te know what. I think Dante won't mind if I kill someone
Nick: Wait what
(Joe pulls out a spiked mace and slams it on the ground)
Nick: Oh shit (Slams door)
Cody: Huh. Who was that
Nick: Cody, where's Alice and Cory
Cody: Cory went to a football game and Alice is at the gun store buying più ammo
Nick: Then it's just us. Go grab the chitarra Axe and Kodama
Cody: Wait, wh-
(Joe breaks door down)
Cody: I'll go get them (Runs...

Booze Brothers - Episode 4 - Angle's Salvation

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Isaac

Nick: Okay, Alice, just aim and-
Alice: (Fires all the targets with pistol)
Nick: Holy shit, that was awesome, Alice
Alice: Thanks
Nick: Now, lets try with moving targets

Cody: (Playing XBox with Cory)
Cory: Why do te suck at this game
Cody: te shut your mouth. I'm great (Cody's AI dies)
Cory: Great, huh
Cody: Shut it
Nick: Hey, were back
Cody: Where were te two. Robbing old people like the good old fucking days
Nick: No, I was teaching Alice how to use a gun. She even hit all the moving targets without missing once
Cody: Wait, moving targets
Nick: te know, the neighborhood cats. She shot everyone of...

Boss Bits - Return to castello Wolfenstien

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Hello everyone, and welcome to Boss Bits. Today, we'll be talking about the the sequel to one of the first FPS ever. That game would be Return To castello Wolfenstien. Wolfenstien is a game where te play as the American soldier, B.J. Blaskowitz as he fights Nazis, Zombies, Screwed up-abominable monsters, Robots, and a whole mish mash of crap I can't even identify. This game was... Okay, but its nothing like the original. How, Well... The bosses of course

Boss: Olaric
This thing pretty much comes after one of the antagonist, Helga, robs a crypt holding an ancient artifact which brings this abomination...

veloce, veloce, swift Justice: Ace Attorney Case 2-3 - The Masked Turnabout (Part 1)

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veloce, swift Justice: Ace Attorney

Case 2-3

The Masked Turnabout

???- Ha. There here. just as planned
Howard- Hey, Leroy. What's that over there
Leroy- Some strada, via performer, I guess
Howard- What's he running from
Leroy- ...I think he's running after something
Howard- Your right. He looks like he's running at...
*Slice* *Slice* *Slice*
???- The plan may be a little different. But, it will still work

Swift Justice Law Office
June 14th 12:00 p.m.

Lilly: Swift. How are te doing today?
Swift: As always, Lilly, I'm fine
Lilly: Sorry. I'm just wondering when were going to get to the successivo step of my training
Swift: Just...

HORROR OF WAR: (based off the first story I EVER made in my life)

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BACKSTORY:
As I said. This is based off the first story I EVER made, originally written in the time Call of Duty 3 came out (2006).
And it's inspired da the game.. Epically the character, Sgt Eric Rock, who was originally based off Call of Duty 3's character Sgt Frank MucCullin.

FIVE YEARS AGO,

Nazi's had attacked and destroyed a village, Thomas James corvo was the only lone survivor. He witnessed the town being destroyed and Nazi's killing the villagers including his parents, who were killed da one particular Nazi named LT Hassan, a cold hearted man, who has a large black mustache (what looks...

CreepySpaghetti: A Parody - Part 3: A Song... I Suppose

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Come little children
Come with me.
I’ll take te to a land
Of fantasy
Please little children
Don’t te cry
Hypno wouldn’t even
Hurt a fly
Please little children
Don’t te squirm
These ropes, I know
Will hold te firm
I know I said
This isn’t true.
But sadly,
Hypno lied to you
Now, little children
te weren’t clever
Now you’re trapped with me
Forever…
And then the police broke in, beat me up, and arrested me on several accounts of attempted pedophilia. I guess I should have tied them up in a cave instead of a big white furgone, van with caramelle in the back

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Dead Rising 2 Abridged - Part 8

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Anchorman: And so, it is proven that, after zombies entered the bunker, there are no survivors left in fortune city. The military has ordered a firebombing later today. So, for those of te outside the city, te better enjoy the view while it lasts. I mean those bombs will do some fucked up shit to that place. I'm mean its gonna fuck that place up......... Now for sports.
Chuck: Dear god....... I think I left the water running at home.
Stacey: I can't believe were gonna die.
Sullivan: I know. I'm gonna die... With te assholes. I would rather have suffocated to death in shit, then die in a bunker...

Windwakerguy430's superiore, in alto Ten Hated Anime

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Hello everyone, and today, I thought since I did a superiore, in alto ten preferito Anime list, I should do a superiore, in alto ten most hated. Now, what are some of the worst Anime I have ever seen. Well, lets find out. (Nite, I have only seen three bad animes, so I looked online to find some bad ones. Just to let te guys know)

10: Midori Days - Now, this is an Anime that just has a stupid concept. It is about a gangster who can't get a girlfriend, until one day, his goddamn hand turns into a cute girl.... Just... What. I would have let this slide if it weren't for the stupid characters and cheesy plot. Sure, it is a romantic...

Void Chapter 1, part 2: God Save The Queen

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???: what is the status?

Guy: I got a extra life!

???: ... anything on the war?

Dex: we're back! with only fatal wounds!

???: Henry! what did they say?

Henry: they would support us

???: oh thank god! we must prepare for are attack then...

Dex: te know, this is slightly less of a hellhole than Germany...

Henry: not true... Londra and a few cities around it are the only places that are not burned to the ground o in chaos

Dex: well fuc*

Henry: until he surrenders the world is another hell

???: then we will stomp Dominic into a bloody pulp til he does surrenders!

Henry: God save the queen!

Dex: God save the world...

What's Your Take - articolo 74 - Lara Croft on Crappable Island

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Dear God. It seems that, no matter what fanfic I read, in some way o another I find disgusting, immature sex o rape or, fuck, both. And, it's no different in Lara Croft on Cannibal Island.
We instantly start with Lara in a cage in the middle of a tribe of cannibals... Okay, before we continue, I'd like to point out that the fanfic is called Lara Croft on Cannibal Island, but not Lara Croft Escapes from Cannibal Island.... te see where this is going, don't you. So, once she is presented to the tribe leader, she gets forced to drink.... I don't even know. Once she does, though, she then gets...