City Escape - Instrumental

Hey, everyone, welcome to an episode of Content Cuck. So, after having been on this website for four years, I can safely say that, I have matured. A lot. Mentally, anyway. There was a time where I couldn’t handle a small opinion without have a fucking hissy fit like a baby suffering from the most violent case of autism you’ve ever seen. There were times when I couldn’t even do criticism right. Hell, I think I may have ruined the word “criticism” for a few people who knew me on this website. So, for the fourth anniversary of my arrival on this website, I’m not gonna celebrate with...

Hello, and welcome to the Third giorno of Christmassacre. And today, we got something extra special for te all. We all know that Black Natale was a great and subtle slasher film. And we all known nothing about Elves other than it’s bad and it’s hilarious because it’s awful. But, if we were to merge the two together, getting a slasher movie that has so bad, it’s good concepts and is a hilarious mess…. Silent Night, Deadly Night. Let’s get into this wonderful, wonderful mess.



So, this movie was released to the world in the good old anno of 1984. Ronald Reagan was in office,...

There are a lot of endings in video games. They all usually end happily, with the main character beating the bad guy, and saving the world. And, as a fictional world where things end well for everyone, we all like to see good triumph over evil. But, in the world of video games, there are just some moments that don’t care about the good ending. Sure, the good ending is right there, but what if te can’t get it. What if, no matter how hard te try, te can’t get that good ending, resulting in a bad ending o even the worst ending possible. And that’s what this lista is for. So, let us...

Halloween was a pretty good movie… And then it made a bunch of crappy sequels. I could talk about how I hate all of them equally, but I want to focus on the one that was an immediate sequel to the first one, the secondo movie in the franchise. So, how could what was detto to be one of the greatest slasher Film of all time manage to get worse and worse with time… Well, why don’t we look into it and find out?



First off, I would like to point out one thing. The director of the first movie was John Carpenter. However, he was then changed to producer, and Halloween 2 was directed da Rick...

Be me. Age 9. My brother’s birthday comes up and for it, he gets a copy of Tony Hawk Underground. I watch him play it for a bit and am amazed da the character creator, insane tricks, and how much I hate Eric Sparrow. Sneak into his room while he’s at work. Try to play Tony Hawk Underground. Fail miserably. Finally manage to get the tricks down. Brother walks in from work. Mfw.jpeg. Immediately gets punched in the stomach and thrown out…. Tony hawk everyone.



Legendary skater and now a family man who is going through an existential crisis, he was the man who revolutionized skateboarding...

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Johnny: *Running on a rooftop*
Parker: *Running with Gordon* Get him!!
Sean: Why is that guy being chased?
Jeff: I don't know.
Johnny: *Hiding, watching Parker and Gordon run in the other direction* Finally, they're gone. They want me dead because I'm tonight's host for Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. There are two films we have for you.

8:00 PM - Con Mane: Golden Iris

8:30 PM - Six Shooters 5

Welcome to another story about a spy named Con Mane. We begin at a Mexican nuclear base.

Con: *runs onto dam*
pilot: *flies past Con*
Con: *ties himself to guardrail*

Con jumped, as the rope...

Monsters and creatures in a horror game, movie, show, o book are the very thing that makes the game, movie, show, o book scary. It shows us something that is a threat, possibly completely inhuman and unimaginable, that we wouldn’t expect it to be real, but horror makes us believe that it is real, and that is what scares. So, whenever a monster is done and used creativity, I tend to respect the creator and the use of the monster. And there are so many of them, I may have to make another lista another time. But, for now, I wanna talk about monsters and creatures from… anything that I find...

I don’t think I need to give a lesson on who Batman is. Everyone and their grandparents know who he is. Batman, the Dark Knight, the Caped Crusader. Having tons of comics, Film and video games. Some being some of the greatest games of all time and others being… the complete opposite. And that’s what we are looking at, the complete opposite. Developed da the Japanese studio, Kemco Software, best known for their work on the superiore, in alto Gear franchise and their mobile games, they are still around today. Nothing was hurt da this game, DC Comics is still making bank and Batman is still a cherished...

Okay, so after the last game, I needed to cool down and play a much better game. That last one got a little heated, but thankfully, I can try out something that may calm me down and be a joy to play. So, with that all detto and done, let us play through a cavalletta Manufacture game. cavalletta made a lot of underrated titles, such as Killer 7, Shadows of the Damned, and the great Wii franchise, No più Heroes. So, naturally, I really enjoy seeing their name on anything. With that being said, I can’t wait to talk about today’s game, Killer is Dead



~Story~

Killer is Dead was made some...

When it comes to video games, many people expect a satisfying final boss to help bring the game to a close. Many bosses can be huge and epic, like in Bayonetta. They could be incredibly emotional, like Gwyn from Dark Souls. o they can equal your strength and test your skills like Henry from No più Heroes… o sadly, they can suck so hard, that they make te domanda why te went through the game for this in the first place. That is what I want to talk about today. Final bosses that are built up to be epic, and in the end, suck so hard, that it literally leaves a bad taste in your mouth....

Well, here it is. It’s time for the moment you’ve all been waiting for. While I have been busy with a ton of other things like work and the underlying threat of every phone call being a scam artist o something to leave me bankrupt, this articolo has always been in the back of my mind. And I’m finally gonna talk about it. Today. That’s right. It’s time we finally get to talking about the classic comedy film. Clerks… 2!. Nah, I’m kidding. Fuck that movie. It’s Clerks, the original, 1994 film



I: From Humble Beginnings

Clerks is the best comedy film I have ever seen. Of...

(Walter and Phillip walk into a building carrying the suitcase)
Doorman: Hold it, who are te two
Walter: I’m Walter, and this is Phillip. We have a meeting with Ricardo
Doorman: The boss? Alright, go on in
Walter: Thanks (Walks in)
Phillip: (Stops) So, what kind of stuff does Ricardo sell, because my friend’s got this good pot and may be able to do business-
Walter: Phillip! Stop screwing around!

(Walter and Phillip wait in an elevator)
Walter: Now, Phillip, let me do the talking
Phillip: Why?
Walter: Because te can’t talk your way out of a problem to save your life. That’s why
Phillip: Please,...

~Story~

The story follows a Ethan, young boy with a hatred for criminals and how he uses his new demonic powers to kill criminals to make a better world for himself and his sister

~Characters~

Ethan

A young università student practicing to be a prosecutor. At the age of sixteen, his parents were killed da robbers while they were in a store. It was around this time where he grew to have a strong hatred for criminals. However, a few years later, at the age of twenty two, his twenty anno old sister, Rebecca, was almost sexually harassed on her way from school. Ethan was able to save her, but was beaten...