Taylor Lautner's ABDUCTION Review (@RebelTaxi) So BAD it's GOOD #1

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After losing both his wife and daughter in an unknown accident, Jason Abrams was trying to get away from his old life, not wanting to think of what had happened to them. However, after his car breaks down in a nearby town in the middle of winter, he is forced to stop there for the night. However, after exploring the town for a bit, he finds that it is completely empty. Only after meeting a resident with scars all over his body does he find out that he is stuck in the town of Snowkeep, a long abandoned coal mining city that was detto to be the cause of a freak accident. As Jason investigates...

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What's Your Take - articolo 266 - Resident WEE-vil

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With the announcement of Resident Evil: Umbrella Corps coming, I am sure all of us Resident Evil players had the same reaction of “ ……… meh”. After the disasters that was Resident Evil: Operation Raccoon City, Resident Evil 6, that piece of shit Resident Evil 5, and Resident Evil: Reve- Well, okay, Revelations was pretty good- There hasn’t been much good Resident Evil games lately. So much in fact, that it made me want to play a good Resident Evil game… And what better one to play than the one that has been deemed the best in the series, and for good reason, Resident Evil 4. More...

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Wind's Story Time: Wind Almost Gets Detention for sognare ad occhi aperti

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Back when I was in middle school, I wasn’t known for having a whole lot of Friends my own age. It’s not like I had no Friends in general around that time, it’s just that I didn’t have as much as most kids my age did. I was mostly friendly with the teachers, however. I was always able to respect them and they respected me. I remember always visiting my old elementary school on the last Friday of each month. These teachers were just so friendly, and I could tell they were all happy to see me. However, there were a few times when I ran into a teacher that was…. not so happy to see me....

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Wind's Story Time: Wind's Brother Finds a Toy Gun and Uses It In a Fight

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During my parent's temporary split-up, I was living with my mother at her grandmother’s house. The reason for this is because my dad lived in Middletown. And OH BOY, let me tell you, there is no worse place to live in in the south-eastern side of this Ohio than Middletown. The town was always dirty, there were decrepit neighborhoods everywhere. Gang members were always driving around, prostitutes would come out on the evening like Happy ora for HIV carriers, and there was at least one gun fired a day. Hell, one gun fuoco was a good giorno in Middletown, because you’ll realize that the hospital...

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Wind's Angry Adventures - The Bookworm

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Wind: (Walking down hall when a girl bumps into him) Damn it, what where you’re going
Girl: te watch where you’re going
Wind: ……. Who are te anyway
Girl: I am Amanda. I am the leader of the book club-
Wind: Stopped caring (Starts walking off)
Amanda: Hey, what do te say we ditch class and have some fun
Wind: te had me at ditch class
(Later, at a bowling alley)
Wind: So, when does the fun start
Amanda: Oh, silly. It started hours fa
Wind: Oh… (Sarcastic) Guess I missed that part
Amanda: Hey, can I ask te a favor
Wind: If I say no, will you-
Amanda: Great, I need te to do something...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 1

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Running from Chicacolt to San Franciscolt is a railroad called the Union Pacific. It's the largest railroad in the United States, and is run da thousands of ponies. This is the story of some of those ponies that run the rails, aka railroading.

Episode 1: New worker

Cheyenne, July 26, 1950

Coffee Creme: *walking on platform*
Orion: Hey, are te the new fuoco mare?
Coffee Creme: Yes.
Orion: Alright, you're working with another pony on that passenger train. You're going to Las Pegasus. Good luck on your first day.
Coffee Creme: Thanks *walks to engine*
Hawkeye: Hi, te must be my new fuoco mare....

Wind Waker Abridged: The After Adventures - Episode 5 - Pictures Say A Thousand Words

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Link: So, what's the successivo place we need to go to
Tetra: We need to head to Lenzo's Pictograph negozio to help him out with his desire.
Link: Why do I give a shit about what he desires
Tetra: If we help him, he'll give us stuff
Link: te had me at stuff
(Later, in Pictograph Shop)
Lenzo: (With shaky voice) Hey, young boy, I need your help
Link: As long as stuff is involved, I will
Lenzo: Listen, I'm a creeper, and I like to... take pictures of everyone in town, but, I am under house arrest, so, I need te to go and take pictures of everyone.
Link: So, your telling me to help a creepy psycho da taking pictures...

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Dead Rising 2 Abridged - Part 6

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Rebecca: (On roof with Chuck) Okay, now, lets go over it again. Who are we looking for
Chuck: TK
Rebecca: And why are we looking for him
Chuck: To prove to the world he was the one who started the outbreak
Rebecca: Good. Now, do not forg- (One ora later)
Chuck: So, who are we looking for
Rebecca: I thought I told te not to- (Sees helicopter) There he is
Chuck: Ah ha. I see him. We better go stop him, huh
Rebecca: What;s this we stuff. Your going to fight him, and I'm gonna watch
Chuck: Your always so helpful (Smiles)
(Later)
Chuck (In elevator with Rebecca) Get behind me (Elevator door opens to see...

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What's Your Take - articolo 153 - Mini Rants Part 3

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Hello, everyone. And, I give te the last of my rants, for now at least. But, for now, lets go over the third rant of things that bug me in this world.

Bed Bugs - Yet another one of God’s mistakes. Though, unlike birds, these fucking things just don’t know when to fuck off. These things have no purpose to exist other than to suck your blood and invade your home. It’s as if they’re a bunch of aliens from outer spazio stealing your blood to use for testing… but, that’s a little too much. But, seriously, they come into your house, drink your blood, and leave the ugliest set of marks...

Chapter 5

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Rick and Shane took an hogtied Randell with them to on thir trip that ended up taking them to an abandoned Public Works Station, 18 miles away from the the farm house.

At one point Randell admitted that he went to school with Maggie.

Shane snapped and punched him square in the nose.

"Oh, was that your nose? Cause I'm pretty sure that was your nose?" Shane mocked.

"Your crazy!" Randell cried.

"I'm not crazy! (takes out his classic pistol and points it at Randell) THIS IS CRAZY!" Shane screamed, as his eyes twitched from his growing insanity.

Rick, seeing the kids fear, insured Randell that Shane wasn't...

windwakerguy430 VS Memes: Episode 6 - Trollface

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Today, we will be talking about Tro------ Sorry, Tro--------- Ahem..... We'll be looking at Trolls, OH!!! So, before lets look at the Trolls history.
Back then, trolls were everywhere. However, there wasn't a picture at all of what a Troll looked like. So, when a Deviant Art user made this, it soon got famous. However, the Trollface didn't truly become famous until a comic titles Cool Face was created. Since then, this face has been the Trolls trademark.
A Troll face is usually used to mostra a character who gets enjoyment out of annoying others. It has been used in many Rage Comics and has even gone to us cartoon and movie characters.
Now, for the final score. The final score for Trollface is a Fail. Honestly. It's a Troll Trademark. What were te guys expecting. With that I will see te all successivo time

Windwakerguy430's superiore, in alto 20 preferito Jojo's Bizarre Adventure Stands (SPOILERS)

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Hello, everyone, and after finally catching up with Jojo up until Jojolion, and with either an OVA o Vento Aureo being animated, as well as Diamond Records being released for mobile, and with the JOJO Great Festival that occurred on Sunday, I think now is a time to make at least one più Jojo related list. And what better lista to make than a lista of my preferito Stands in Jojo. And this time, I’m including them all, and that includes the main characters Stands, so I’m not holding back on anything. These will all be Stands from Jojo that I Amore and what makes them so great, as well as a...

Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories Episode 28 Part 1/2

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Some shows featured in this articolo maybe inappropriate for anyone under 13. Viewer discretion is advised.

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Rainbow Dash: Music's on. Time to do our thing!
Pinkie Pie: Act adorable, und make our fan squee?
Rarity: No. Fight pointlessly to see who shall be the hostess for this show! *Fighting with arcobaleno Dash, and Pinkie Pie*
Sean: *Stops with a passenger train* It doesn't matter who will win that fight, because I'm the host again. I'm Sean from Trainz, and here is our schedule for tonight.

8:00 PM

My Little Pornstar - Series Finale
The Adventures Of arcobaleno Dash - Series Finale

8:30 PM

On...

What's Your Take - articolo 71 - nube, nuvola Mows the Lawn???

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Now here is a fanfiction that is able to fuck it up, when they thought we could actually catch a fucking break. The fanfic is known as nube, nuvola Mows the Lawn.
This is a fanfiction based off Final fantasy 7. And if te know me, you'd know that Final fantasy 7 is one of my preferito games of all time, so how could they fuck this fanfic up. Oh, trust me, you'll find out in just a minute. So, it starts with nube, nuvola mowing the lawn and Tifa watching. Apparently, they married after the events of FF7, which is odd, because I thought Aries was Clouds loves interest.
So, Tifa keeps talking about nube, nuvola looking...

Powerpuff Girls Meme

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Windwakerguy430's superiore, in alto 200 Video Game Songs

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#200: Beginner Race (Marble Madness)
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#199: Peril (Halo 2)
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#198: Dart’s Theme (Legend of Dragoon)
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#197: The Wind is Calling (Xenogears)
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#196: Into the Wilderness (Wild Arms)
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#195: Gangster TV (Gex 3: Deep Cover Gecko)
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#194: Go Straight (Streets of Rage)
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#193: Staff Roll (Super Mario Land 2: Six Golden Coins)
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#192: Boss Theme (Rocket Knight Adventures)
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#191: culla (Goldeneye 007)
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#190: Radical Highway Classic (Sonic Generations 3DS)
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#189: Mute City (F-Zero)
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#188: Conclusion (Guilty Gear)
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#187: N. Sanity spiaggia (Crash Bandicoot)
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#186: Soviet Connection...

What's Your Take - articolo 260 - CleNO the Killer

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te know what I can’t fucking stand? All these Jeff the Killer ripoffs. Jane the Killer, Nina the Killer, Jenn the Killer, Jenny the Killer. Killer this. Killer that. ARE te FUCKING KIDDING?! What is it with the emotional teenage girls liking this pathetic little cagna of a serial killer. He’s not even attractive, unless te find someone who just got done tounging a weedwhacker attractive. And his story is fucking awful, so why do people like this pale little shit so much to the point where there are ripoffs. And no, the ripoffs are just as bad. A perfect example is this one I am reading...

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My Little Pornstar Episode 12

posted by Seanthehedgehog

This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - arcobaleno Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland mostra - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - applejack

Now, let's begin. arcobaleno Dash was with Fluttershy in a parking lot full of Buicks.

Rainbow Dash: Now, what have we learned?
Fluttershy: Nothing.
Rainbow Dash: No! We learned something.
Fluttershy: Lots of control.
Rainbow Dash: Good.
Fluttershy: Screaming, and hollering.
Rainbow Dash: Yes, and most importantly...
Fluttershy:...

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What's Your Take - articolo 165 - Bong Chong- Oh, Forget It

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So, there is only one last Bong Chong Dong story. The last one. Will this one be better than the first, o will it be just as bad as the second. Only one way to find out.
So, this story starts with the girl from the first story… te know… That girl from the first story. So, she is on a bus, in what has to be the reddest tunnel in existence. I mean, seriously, why is there so much red in one tunnel. Is this some sort of Korean belief I don’t know about. I don’t know.
So, the girl falls asleep, only to wake up, to see that everyone else is asleep. Yeah, because, red is such an amazing sleeping...

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What's Your Take - articolo 125 - Highschool of the Dred

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Well, this one has been on the chopping block for a while, and, since its October, and since this Anime is kind of a horror Anime (Thought, that's debatable) I think now is the best time to talk about the anime, Highschool of the Dead.
Now, this is the first Anime that has zombies in it. Now, I Amore anything with zombies, from games, like Left 4 Dead, Zombies Ate My Neighbors, and Dead Rising, Film like Shaun of the Dead, Zombieland, and Land of the Dead, and Televisione shows like The Walking Dead........ Okay, so thats the only mostra I know that has zombies in it. But, when I heard there was...