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What's Your Take - articolo 56 - The Worst Fanfiction Ever Written

posted by windwakerguy430

Oh, Pokemon. It was one of the things I loved so much in my childhood other then Zelda. IT has its own games, toys, trading cards, TV shows, manga, and, in this case, fan fictions. This mostra had Lost of fanfictions. Some good like No Antidote, the Pokemon Rebellion, and The Midsummer Knight's Dream. Then there was the bad ones like Pokemon Ultiment (Yes the spelling of Ultimate was messed up on purpose. That's how its spelled) Forever Mine, and Darkest Night........ Then..... There's The Pokemon Story.
This has to be, without a doubt, the worst fanfic I have ever read. Worse then Trixie's Funhouse....

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What's Your Take- articolo 25- Saint's Blow

posted by windwakerguy430

I'm just going to say it, I hate Saints Row: The Third. Now, there may be some people who know this game, unless te play Grand Theft Auto. Now, Saints Row used to be good. Saint Row 1 was a fun game, and then came Saint's Row 2 which was even better. But, then came this abomination, known only as Saint's Row: The Third. Why do I hate this crappy game. I'll give te ten reasons. (They will not go in order of how I hate them. They'll just be random)

10: Activities: In the Saints Row games, there are activities te can do to earn te respect and cash. In Saint's Row 2, we had lots of fun ones....

The superiore, in alto 100 - #78: Fable: The Lost Chapters

posted by windwakerguy430

So remember back when I reviewed Fable II that I liked both of the first Fable games and how I am not a true L337 Gamer as a result? Well, this is the other of the two Fable games, Fable the first, o Fable: The Lost Chapters, as I have never played the original Fable, o Anniversary for that matter.
Fable: The Lost Chapters has a story as unoriginal as the sequel. A young boy’s village is burned down and he goes to train and become a hero in a world where people need Heroes to do things. As he goes about these tasks, he later gets involved with a quest that involves immortal deities,...

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The superiore, in alto 100 - #87: Max Payne

posted by windwakerguy430

Back when I was going around to different movie rental places and libraries, I would always rent video games, and one of my most frequently rented games was the original Max Payne. I never played Max Payne 3 and only a few parts of Max Payne 2, so I don’t know what they are like, but after playing so much of the original Max Payne, I’m actually kind of curious to play those games.
Max Payne follows the character… Max Payne, a hard boiled New York detective with the most noir thing ever, dead family. As he investigates the new drug Valkyrie, he is framed for the murder of a fellow...

Corner of Horror - Episode 98 - Resident Evil: Umbrella Chronicles

posted by windwakerguy430

te know, though I have been reviewing horror games for a while now, it’s been awhile since I reviewed a horror, o at least, a horror-themed rail shooter. The last one being a anno ago, and that was… Rock of the Dead. Kind of regretting my look on that game, to be honest. Which is weird, because there are a few good horror rail shooters out there. Hell, House of the Dead was made on that premise. That and bad voice acting. But hey, speaking of bad voice acting, Resident Evil is a pretty good horror game franchise. (What a shitty segway). So, when te put the two together, what do te get?...

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What's Your Take - articolo 290 - Ten Sonic Mistakes

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Hey, it’s Sonic…….. (Cough, cough). Yeah, if I were to shout Sonic back in the 90s, I’m sure everyone would have cheered like crazy. Nowadays, Sonic is just a shell of it’s former self, being the talk of worst games ever o cringe worthy fan art. Blame it on the video game industry wanting to make a quick buck. Sonic has made so many terrible mistakes and lied so much, he might as well be a politician. Now, do I hate Sonic. No… well, not as much as most people. He had some good games back in his golden days, but those days are in the past now, and Sonic is making più mistakes than...

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Walking dead spoof.. Chapter 8

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Three guards were watching over the tired up Maggie and Glenn.

"Your ganna pay for this!" Maggie cried angrily.

"Hahaha.. What. Am gonna get my throat slide o something!?" guard one cried, laughing st his own joke.

Suddenly appeared out of nowhere, grabbing the laughing guard from behind, and ironically slitting the guards throat with a large knife.

Before the secondo guard could react Rick body slammed the guard onto a bacheca and stabbed guard deep into to his hyoid area, killing him almost instantly.

The third guard reached for a coltello and attempted to stab Rick from behind but suddenly an axe was...

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Wind Waker Abridged: The After Adventures - Episode 1 - Absence Makes the cuore Go Fonder

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Narrator: Once, in the land of the Great Sea, there was a young, brave, and courageous boy named Link. He was a dumb little shit, and he was kind of an asshole, really, but, he went through many hardships, fought countless monsters, and was a total dick to everyone. He met a young female pirate named Tetra, who he tried to hit on a dozen times, because, like I said, he was a real asshole. However, Spoiler Alert, Link was able to find that tetra was actually the Princess Zelda. But, After this, she was kidnapped da the evil green skinned man, Ganondorf. So, Link used every ounce of his doucheness...

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Dead Rising 2 Abridged - Part 10 - Finale

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Chuck: (Sits in chair)
TK: Hey, Chuck, guess what. I have your daughter and Stacey
Chuck: Ha, jokes on you, she's invisible
Katey: Dad, seriously, help us
Chuck: You'll never find her
Katey: Dad, please help us
Chuck: She will never fall for your tricks
Katey: .................. I'm invisible
Chuck: Oh my god, there in trouble. I gotta save them (Runs off)
(Later, in Arena)
Chuck: Now, where are the-
TK: (Tazzes him) Now how does that feel
Chuck: AHHH I LIKE PIE
TK: Hm (Tazzes him some more)
(Later)
Chuck: (Wakes up, hanging from rope) Oh, man, all the blood is rushing to my head
Katey: Dad, help
Stacey: Please,...

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What's Your Take - articolo 117 - Sonic NOT EXE 2

posted by windwakerguy430

Today, I will be reviewing Sonic.EXE 2. Well, how is it. Well, lets just say secondo verse same as the first.... In other words, IT SUCKS.
So, it is about these two detectives, Derek and Chelsea who, oddly, are brother and sister. So, they are investigating this crime about this killer who rips open peoples mouth and carves a number into there chest. The only evidence is a busted computer with the Sonic.EXE game downloaded on it... and let me remind you, they were able to find this on a fucking broken computer.
Anyway, Chelsea starts recitazione weird and Derek comes to the conclusion that Chelsea...

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What's Your Take - articolo 91 - Jeff the Horror Killer

posted by windwakerguy430

Oh look, its Jeff the Killer. Jeff the Killer. Jeff the motherfucking Killer. Yeah, well fuc te te overrated prick. te suck.
Incase no one noticed, I fucking hate the Jeff the Killer story. I do. I really do. And why. Well, its a fucking disaster, that's why. It is poorly written, and there was no effort put into it at all. Lets start with that Jeff's brother gets arrested for defending himself. And the court instantly finds him guilty. What kind of fucking trial is that. The court system in Phoenix Wright are better then this fucking place.
Also, when Jeff gets set on fire, I'd like to point...

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Void Chapter One, Part One: Welcome to my world

posted by FrostyBlazer

???: get in the car Dex

Dex: *gets in car* this is what the hell te do!

???: yep *starts driving*

Dex: I almost got killed 3 times!

*BANG BANG BANG BANG*

Both: holy shi*!

Dex: make that 4 times!

???: hold on!

*ERRRCH*

Dex: why the hell did te bring me along!?

???: te figured out!

Dex: that does not mean that te have to bring me with you!

???: in the Film people usually want to tag
along!

Dex: why would te think I would want to tag along on a dangerous mission!?

???: I thought it would be a quick diplomat thing!

Dex: there are 10 guys chasing after us in sport cars!

???: WELCOME TO MY WORLD!

veloce, veloce, swift Justice: Ace Attorney Case 1-3 - The Heartbroken Turnabout (Part 2)

posted by windwakerguy430

Court Lobby

Swift: Dear lord, that was too close
Lilly: Don't worry. It could have been worse
Swift: Worse?! I don't have much evidence and were bringing in a witness who saw te commit the crime. If I can't get any actual proof, were going to lose this case
Lilly: Don't worry. I know te can do it
Swift: !! W-what
Lilly: Here, I have this
Swift: What's this? A letter... I would like to see te tonight. I only want te to help me bring back the good old days. Please don't refuse. Come to my house at 10:00 on April 1st. Come alone. Signed... MARIAH
Lilly: Yeah, I was a little surprised too
Swift: Why...

Jojo-nuary: Ranking of Stands in Jojo's Bizarre Adventure: Steel Ball Run

posted by windwakerguy430

Steel Ball Run is detto da many to be the greatest Jojo part in all of the Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure series. And I agree. It is definitely my most preferito part. It has some of the best story-telling of any of the parts, some great interactions between Johnny and Gyro, one of the most understandable villains in the entire series, some of the best Jojo side characters, and, of course, the topic of today’s article, some of the best Stands in the series. Are they all good, sadly no, but thankfully, the good definitely outweighs the bad when it comes to Stands of the Steel Ball Run universe....

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Jojo-nuary: Ranking of Jojo's Bizarre Adventure Jojos

posted by windwakerguy430

Hello, everyone, and today on this articolo of Jojo-nuary, we will be ranking my own lista of all of the Jojo’s. All eight of them. Now, before I start this off, I want to say right now that I enjoy all of the Jojo’s. Even the bad ones that te probably don’t like. They are all great in their own ways and they are all as wonderful as the last. So, today, I am going to rank the eight Jojo’s from my least preferito to my most favorite. Some of them may be different. Some of te may have a different Jojo that te see as your favorite, o maybe te may not like a Jojo as much as I do. Just...

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Windwakerguy430's superiore, in alto Ten Demons

posted by windwakerguy430

Hello, everyone. Now, Halloween is only a few days away…. Like, ten weeks away… Well, I want to get an early start, so, for all of you, I am going to make ten different superiore, in alto tens for the successivo following Saturdays. And what better way than to start with the superiore, in alto ten demons. Now, demons are the little red creatures that te find lurking the in the depths of hell, o in some part of the media. Now, first some rules. Only one demon per franchise, and only from what I have seen, o played. Also, I am including ANYTHING! Be it movies, games, TV shows, whatever. It’s so that way, I can make these...

The superiore, in alto 100 - #15: Bloodborne

posted by windwakerguy430

So when the PS4 finally came out, my funds were not nearly enough to just go out and buy one right away, which I was a little upset over, but whatever. But when I did get it, one game always stood out from the rest. One game that I wanted to try più than any other game for the system, and that game was known only as Bloodborne.
Bloodborne takes place in the fictional Victorian town of Yharnam, where te play as a hunter on the Night of the Hunt, where the town is filled with monsters and crazed hunters out for blood. It starts out with hunting licantropi and witches, but it isn’t long...

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