Alpha e Omega Article: Left 4 Dead: Alpha and Omega Style *Parody*

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Left 4 Dead: Alpha and Omega Style *Parody*

posted by Xero_Pyramid206

Cast:

Humphrey- Louis

Garth- Francis

Kate- Zoey

Winston - Bill

Sincerio 1 - Zombie Rape Madness :D

Garth: I hear there is a chopper picking survivors from Mercy Hospital! *Troll Face* Lets go!

*All burst through the door. Garth is immediately tackled and teabagged da a zombie*

Garth: *screams* AHHHH! RAPE!!!! GET IT OFF!

Winston: *blows zombie brains out* *Stares at Garth awkwardly*

*Hoard cries and all zombies com rushing in*

Kate: Take this te meanies!

*Boomer vomits on Kate, who turns and vomits on Winston, who turns and vomits on Garth who vomits on humphrey. Boomer stares and scratches its head*

Scinerio 2 - Car Craze XD

Winston: Ok everyone! Stay away from the cars

*BANG!*

*Winston jumps and turns to see Kate pointing her pistol at the car*

*Car alarm blares*

Kate: Opps.....

Humphrey: te FUCKING RETARD!!!!!!

*Hord attacks*

*5,000 Dead zombies later*

Garth: That wasnt so bad.......

Humphrey: *Hunter clawing at him* GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!!!!!!!!

Scinerio 3 - Safe? Room

Kate: sicuro, cassetta di sicurezza HOUSE AHEAD!!!!!!!

*Tank appears*

Tank: *Roars* *Charges at survivors*

Garth: *looks at humphrey* Well.... were pwned..... *gets punched da tank*

Scinerio 4 - What are the Odds???

Humphrey: te guys hear that?

Winston: No....

*Smoker tongue wraps around Humphrey and tip of tongue moves on his dick*

Humphrey: *Grossed out* OH FUCK NO!!!!!!

Winston: RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Garth: *Stares at the crying Witch that looks like Eve*

Winston: Garth.....GET AWAY FROM HER!!!!!!!

Garth: But shes so AWESOME!!!!!!!!! *Wide cucciolo eyes*

*Garths gun accidently Goes off*

*Witch gets startled*

Garth: Oh Fuck! Look, Im sorry!

*Witch gets closer*

Garth: *backs away* Mommy......

Witch: *Screams and tears Garth Limb from limb*

Kate: *Runs for her dear life* AAAAAAHHHHH!!!!! MOMMY!!!!!! *Hunter leaps on her and pins her* AH!!!! GET IT OFF!!!!!!

*Zooms from outside the TV to Katie holding the controler*

Katie: DAMN! WHAT ARE THE ODDS!?!?!?!

Winston: GOD FUCKING DAMMIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Slams gun on the ground but it goes off and shoots him in the head*

The end.......?

thealphaboyz, SweetsOmega and 2 others like this

katealphawolf i am not a gaming person so i felt sorta lost, but it was good writing non the less! All i can say is that if Humphrey ever called Kate "Fucking retard" i would kick his scrawny little ass so far up a tree the Green Giant would be proud! lol and Winston needs to watch his mouth, taking God's name in vain is never okay, i hate to say it but he sorta had it coming when the gun went off after he slammed it on the ground, poor guy, should have paid more attention in hunters safety, to treat a firearm with respect and under the notion that it is always loaded, even if it physically isn't

Katelover812 Left 4 speed???????

SweetsOmega My Arctic doesn't play games like that, but he and I still laughed at the dark humor here.

63712 lol jesus

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living my dream :)

posted by trueshadowwolf

Well I got to go back to Safari Sanctuary yesterday and done some volunteer work with my dad. I loved working up there. I got to take care of wolves. They actually let me in all of the cages and fed them raw steaks and chicken. Heh I had fun tho. I got to pet a lupo and but I was shy at first but it was it was awesome. I had a lupo jump on me and licking my face. Heh it was making me laugh. My Friends and dad detto they might bite my face off but they were wrong. They were friendly and nice. They basically acted like big bambini :3 heh I gave one a belly rub. I was living a dream. Taking care of wolves. I really loved the Lupi up there <3 hope I can go back again :)

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The baciare of Destiny: Chapter 4

posted by HumphreyAlpha

A few hours later, Mittens, in her new body, found herself at her home. She was listening to Penny explain to her mother that she didn't have a clue where Mittens was. Thus far, no one had commentato on her appearance, though she knew that that could change in an instant.

Also present was Phil Loth. He was sitting on the divano in the living room, gently petting her. He'd been with Penny when she'd found out about Mittens, and had rushed her over to see what they could dig up.

"Hey, fella," he detto to her, massaging a spot right behind her ear. She stuck her tongue out and smiled a dog smile up...

Alpha and Omead- part 24, time to go... again

posted by nicker11500

A week went da and the pups were playing tackle tag while Hutch, Kate, Eve, Lily, and Humphrey watched from the entrance of Hutch and Kate's tana, den Eve:" oh I remember that you, Hutch, and Humphrey used to play that when te were pups" Hutch:" if only we were pups again" detto smiling from the memory.
Hutchinson:" come on dad come play tackle with" Roxy:" yeah come play with us" as they did a playing stance Hutch:" oh alright I'm coming" Kate:" how sweet" Hutch went over and kissed Kate then ran towards the pups Hutch:" ok who's it?" Billy went up successivo to Hutch and detto " te are" tackling him...

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Alpha and omega Me and my Gang

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Life with Alyssa -7- A giorno gone da

posted by OmegaLeader

Life with Alyssa

I am back on this series again! I will be posting the successivo chapter weekly o about every 4 to 6 days. Anyways enjoy and commento as always!

"Ow! Any più bumps like this my culo will be broken." We were in Montana, all non-stop riding for about 24 hours, Kate and Crystal had gladly packed their MP3s so there wouldn't be any arguing between songs because the girls can get a little feisty on a long trip. "Don't worry Jet, if I am Leggere this correctly we only have about 10 più miles and we can stop at this nice hotel." She put her hand on my shoulder which helped me feel...

Kate and Humphrey Adventures

posted by Katecutewolf

This is a series of mini stories that I created getting parts from the original movie and liking the chapter 5 based on the story of @katealphawolf named “The ritual of Love” I hope te enjoy it as much as I do. This story contains sexual content, so it’s recommended for +13. te are warned!

Chapter 4:The visit
A week after they were married, they remembered that they had stayed to see Tony on the eastern side of the Lupi so they enlisted and headed towards Tony's cave. Near that place there were almost no caribou left because the pack on that side had scared them away from so many times...

Kate and Humphrey Adventures

posted by Katecutewolf

This is a series of mini stories that I created getting parts from the original movie and liking the chapter 5 based on the story of @katealphawolf named “The ritual of Love” I hope te enjoy it as much as I do. This story contains sexual content, so it’s recommended for +13. te are warned!

Chapter 3:An incredible proposal
In the middle of the week after they got married, Kate's parents went to visit her, in a cave that was successivo to a beautiful waterfall. When they arrived, Humphrey received them very happy at the entrance, then they sat down and began to talk, Winston first saying “I...

The Lone Survivors chapter six:The coming of a snow storm

posted by penguinsir23

Lara:Think lara think! She detto loudly to herself looking around to use help her carry kenny and had the same idea kenny told her about kanya garth and kate uses a log to carry humphrey without making his wound worst.

Lara:I can do the same thing like humphrey's family did l come back in five minuti grandpa please wait here. She detto while she hurrying to make cerca for a log that is enough for kenny to lay on.

Five minuti had pass lara managed to find a brownish large log using her full body pushing it toward kenny he was waking up feeling a deep wound on his stomach closing his eyes and...

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Alpha and Omega: The successivo Generation Chapter 8: Invasion

posted by PurpleDragon02

Chapter 8: Invasion

As the sun rose the successivo morning, it seemed as if their troubles were over for the time being. Oscar had been safely hidden away in Sawtooth Cave and there had been no sign of the Crimson Pack since his rescue. They knew, however, that the Crimson Pack wasn’t just going to let them keep Oscar. They would almost certainly be back for him.

Stinky and the others went about their day, continuing to tidy up when Martin appeared through the trees. Stinky walked up to him.

“Where’s Runt?” he asked.

“He’ll be here,” Martin replied. “He went to find Fran, Freida, and...

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Alpha and Omega: A Hero's Past Chapter 15: A Turn for the Better

posted by PurpleDragon02

Chapter 15: A Turn for the Better

Back at the sandstone cliffs, it had been three months since Steven had left. The new dens were almost completed and as an extra safety measure, Adam had ordered for an intricate tunnel system to be dug out, a sort of maze connecting all the dens, meant to confuse and maybe trap any enemy that tried to attack them.

Meanwhile, things had started to take a turn for the better for Kenya. Snow had begun falling outside of the house where she was living, and the temperatures had begun to drop. Yet she was still being forced to sleep outside most nights. However, she...

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Alpha and Omega: A Hero's Past Chapter 5: Stampede of Fate

posted by PurpleDragon02

(Note: This is when it starts getting good, so please feel free to commento your thoughts below. I would Amore to hear what te think.)

Chapter 5: Stampede of Fate

Spring came and with it, another season of desperate hunting for the Eastern Pack, which had always been lacking in caribou. The giorno began like any other. The sun was rising from its place beneath the horizon, bringing light and warmth into the dens of the Eastern Pack.

Tony and Clara were preparing to head out with around twenty other alphas for one of their annual hunting trips, but first they had to bring Garth to the tana, den of Scott...

Alpha and Omega 10th Anniversary: Alpha and Omega (audio only)

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Alpha and Omega: A Hero's Past Chapter 2: Meeting of Friends

posted by PurpleDragon02

Chapter 2: Meeting of Friends

About two years later, another young lupo from a pack not too far away, led a much different life. Around a couple days walk north from the young Humphrey’s pack, lay a valley between a range of hills, mountains, and forests. Residing in that valley were two packs of wolves, divided da a flowing river successivo to a waterfall; the Eastern Pack, and the Western Pack.

The Eastern Pack resided within the woods, surrounded da trees across a flat landscape. The Western Pack, however, was set in a large valley among the mountains.

The leader of the Eastern Pack was a middle-aged...

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I feel them kicking

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Humphreys 7 the best OS!

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lupo pup wallpaper

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Humphrey kills Kate

posted by UriahA

Humphrey is pissed at Kate.

Humphrey returned home.
“Hey bitch.”
“Humphrey, I’m not dealing with te not forgiving me anymore. I’m moving with Garth.”
“Good, I don’t want te here!”
“And he detto te can have Lilly.”
“Sweet!”
“You want my sister più than me!?”
“Now yes.”
“I hope you’re shitting me.”
“No, I’m not.”
“I’m packing all my stuff. And I’m taking the Armada.”
“What! I get the Armada and te get the Civic.”
“Nope I called it first.”
“Damn it!”
“You know you’re an Omega that was lucky to have me, now you’re being...

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Eve

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Eve's WRATH!

posted by jbiehl

never f**k with Eve...

Waking up from her weird dream of humphrey.Eve decided to check up on them to see if they didn't do
"ANYTHING" last night.so she gets up and walks out of her and Winston's tana, den to a nice crisp morning..the sun running down her back and up her spine. her hair flowing prefectliy with every step she took. as she finally reached Kate and Humphrey's tana, den Eve couldn't believe her ears.she heard moaning sounds inside of the den. thinking the worst she poked her head in and her worst fears were realized...Humphrey was just finishing up with kate howling in delight of there...um....session...of.."stuff"....

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Lilly fanart

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