Alpha e Omega Article: Left 4 Dead: Alpha and Omega Style *Parody*

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Left 4 Dead: Alpha and Omega Style *Parody*

posted by Xero_Pyramid206

Cast:

Humphrey- Louis

Garth- Francis

Kate- Zoey

Winston - Bill

Sincerio 1 - Zombie Rape Madness :D

Garth: I hear there is a chopper picking survivors from Mercy Hospital! *Troll Face* Lets go!

*All burst through the door. Garth is immediately tackled and teabagged da a zombie*

Garth: *screams* AHHHH! RAPE!!!! GET IT OFF!

Winston: *blows zombie brains out* *Stares at Garth awkwardly*

*Hoard cries and all zombies com rushing in*

Kate: Take this te meanies!

*Boomer vomits on Kate, who turns and vomits on Winston, who turns and vomits on Garth who vomits on humphrey. Boomer stares and scratches its head*

Scinerio 2 - Car Craze XD

Winston: Ok everyone! Stay away from the cars

*BANG!*

*Winston jumps and turns to see Kate pointing her pistol at the car*

*Car alarm blares*

Kate: Opps.....

Humphrey: te FUCKING RETARD!!!!!!

*Hord attacks*

*5,000 Dead zombies later*

Garth: That wasnt so bad.......

Humphrey: *Hunter clawing at him* GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!!!!!!!!

Scinerio 3 - Safe? Room

Kate: sicuro, cassetta di sicurezza HOUSE AHEAD!!!!!!!

*Tank appears*

Tank: *Roars* *Charges at survivors*

Garth: *looks at humphrey* Well.... were pwned..... *gets punched da tank*

Scinerio 4 - What are the Odds???

Humphrey: te guys hear that?

Winston: No....

*Smoker tongue wraps around Humphrey and tip of tongue moves on his dick*

Humphrey: *Grossed out* OH FUCK NO!!!!!!

Winston: RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Garth: *Stares at the crying Witch that looks like Eve*

Winston: Garth.....GET AWAY FROM HER!!!!!!!

Garth: But shes so AWESOME!!!!!!!!! *Wide cucciolo eyes*

*Garths gun accidently Goes off*

*Witch gets startled*

Garth: Oh Fuck! Look, Im sorry!

*Witch gets closer*

Garth: *backs away* Mommy......

Witch: *Screams and tears Garth Limb from limb*

Kate: *Runs for her dear life* AAAAAAHHHHH!!!!! MOMMY!!!!!! *Hunter leaps on her and pins her* AH!!!! GET IT OFF!!!!!!

*Zooms from outside the TV to Katie holding the controler*

Katie: DAMN! WHAT ARE THE ODDS!?!?!?!

Winston: GOD FUCKING DAMMIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Slams gun on the ground but it goes off and shoots him in the head*

The end.......?

thealphaboyz, SweetsOmega and 2 others like this

katealphawolf i am not a gaming person so i felt sorta lost, but it was good writing non the less! All i can say is that if Humphrey ever called Kate "Fucking retard" i would kick his scrawny little ass so far up a tree the Green Giant would be proud! lol and Winston needs to watch his mouth, taking God's name in vain is never okay, i hate to say it but he sorta had it coming when the gun went off after he slammed it on the ground, poor guy, should have paid more attention in hunters safety, to treat a firearm with respect and under the notion that it is always loaded, even if it physically isn't

Katelover812 Left 4 speed???????

SweetsOmega My Arctic doesn't play games like that, but he and I still laughed at the dark humor here.

63712 lol jesus

The Chronicles of the Western Territory: Alpha and Omega

posted by Silver_Alpha

--Alpha And Omega--
-Fanfiction, Part 1-
-The True Tale-

The pack was broken. Some starved until the last beat of their heart, until the last thought in their mind. Then they were no more. They were another dead body, another carcass, another death counted.

If only the caribou would return, if only the eastern Lupi found another territory to vaporize its Cibo chain. The western pack had nothing. They had no food, and shared most of their territory with the east.

That is, until...

A pack, o what some would call a swarm of Lupi invaded Winston's territory. The north. They came in huge gangs,...

Young Love: Chapter 30

posted by Kitsune32

Huh I guess the machine didn't have as much Cibo and water as I thought. Runt: Oh my stomach *heaves*. Well being the size of Kilimanjaro should teach te about unnecessary criticism. Kate & Humphrey: Runt!. Oh crap. Humphrey: What happened to te son?. Runt: Kyuubi force-fed me *Burp*. Kate: Kyuubi!. In my defense he criticized my work. Kate: So that gives te the right to do this? I mean we've faced pretty unfair critics, but this? Of course. Humphrey: *beat* te take his lower half and I takes his upper half. Kate: Agreed. *Both Lupi proceed to jump on author*. Wait not on the tails,...

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A&O4's "Synopsis"

posted by TheChriZ1995

According to a Lionsgate press release about A&O4, this is the Film synopsis (plot).

The Alphas and Omegas share a thrilling adventure filled with surprises, humor and heartwarming moments after Runt – Kate and Humphrey’s Omega lupo cub – sneaks off to explore the haunted Saw Tooth Cave. When Runt finds a lupo who’s been driven from her pack for being different, he musters all his courage to help her – and learns the joys of lending a paw to a friend in need.

Anyone else think this "friend" is Princess?

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Alpha e Omega

added by BeautifulKate

Kate Edited Pictures

added by Mollymolata

What's your take, Episode 4/HUMPHREY LOSES IT

posted by Canada24

Okay.

So I don't know why I would read something da the same troll who wrote Lilly's Opposite Side and Tattered and Torn.

But, I guess, it's good having me tell people about it, so others don't read it (though te probably will anyway).

But anyway.
There are three parts to this story.
And it's something I can't stand.
"lost episode".

What the fuck is up, with "lost episodes".
I mean. Take Discords Lost episode and Flim and Flam Lost episode.
What are they trying to do.
Make us believe it really happened.
Sure.
I'll believe Lost episodes after believing "Slenderman".
I mean, if nobody saw him. Why is there...

Adventure of The True Amore ( Kate And Humphrey) - Ch 1

posted by siaweii

After Humphrey left, Shaky running toward Winston and Eve's tana, den to see Kate. As soon as he arrives at the tana, den he yelled..
He make every Lupi looking to him and made Eve get mad

Shaky's POV

"Kate ...! Come out .. I want to tell te something !" I yelled. after that I saw Eve running toward me and pinned me to the ground. "What do te want from my doughter ?!!". "Sorry mam but a have no bussiones with te I want to talk something to Kate ! " then I saw Winston tell Eve to release me. "I'm sorry sir, can I have a private conversation with Kate ?" I asked him. and then he take me to Kate an he leave...

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garth

added by dan11774

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Alpha and Omega 3: The Great lupo Games movie review

posted by TimberHumphrey

well, a mese after barely surviving the dogshit disaster known as "Swan Princess 5", in the end of march, Crest Animations gave us something really good. "Alpha and Omega 3: The Great lupo Games". so, "Alpha and Omega 3" is the third chapter to the amazing and underrated A&O saga (which is also 1 of my all time favorites), and this time we see that Kate, Humphrey and the Cuccioli are back in Jasper and life's good. then, the sweetheart trio (Stinky, Claudette and Runt) hear about the Great lupo Games, where all the Cuccioli from different packs gather around to participate in games. unfortunately...

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Young Amore Chapter 14

posted by Kitsune32

Here's Chapter 14 people. Enjoy

Runt's POV

I saw Magril walking towards my den. I waved and called for her name to let her know where our den. "Hey Runt, shall we head to Princess' and Hutch's den," she asked lady-like. "Why of course. Ladies first," I detto gesturing much hand to let her walk ahead. With that we left to see Princess and Hutch. I told her about how Reba was pregnant with Cando's puppies. She was already aware of how they dated and eventually married (If anyone wants, they can make a story of it. Just tell me.) We were on our way to their tana, den when we met up with King. "Hey Runt....

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Lilly and Kate

added by LillyRicci

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Young Love: Chapter 10

posted by Kitsune32

Here's Chapter 10. I'll try to see if I carica another chapter today.

Magril's POV

I had just woken up resting my head on my dad's chest. As I opened my eyes, I could see the sun was already rising. Looking around, my brother was still asleep as he was curled up along my dad's side. Since I couldn't go out, I decided to go to sleep for a bit. I closed my eyes and went to sleep.

Magril's Dream

I found myself in a flowery field besides Runt. We were nuzzling each other. Runt then picked a fiore and place on my ear. "There now te look even più beautiful than before," he told me. "Thanks," I replied...

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Young Amore Chapter 4

posted by Kitsune32

Magril's POV

I had woken up early today to meet up with Runt at the hollowed tree. The reason for this was so nobody would know of our secret hideout. We also didn't want anywolf to start any rumors about us. Anyway, I sneaked out so I wouldn't wake my family up. I decided to go get a light meal. I killed two squirrels and ate some berries. Afterwards, I went to the stream nearby and got some water. While drinking, memories from yesterday began to come back. I remembered how the water absolutely fresh. Once I was done drinking, I continued towards our rendezvous. As I was running, I kept thinking...