Cast:
Humphrey- Louis
Garth- Francis
Kate- Zoey
Winston - Bill
Sincerio 1 - Zombie Rape Madness :D
Garth: I hear there is a chopper picking survivors from Mercy Hospital! *Troll Face* Lets go!
*All burst through the door. Garth is immediately tackled and teabagged da a zombie*
Garth: *screams* AHHHH! RAPE!!!! GET IT OFF!
Winston: *blows zombie brains out* *Stares at Garth awkwardly*
*Hoard cries and all zombies com rushing in*
Kate: Take this te meanies!
*Boomer vomits on Kate, who turns and vomits on Winston, who turns and vomits on Garth who vomits on humphrey. Boomer stares and scratches its head*
Scinerio 2 - Car Craze XD
Winston: Ok everyone! Stay away from the cars
*BANG!*
*Winston jumps and turns to see Kate pointing her pistol at the car*
*Car alarm blares*
Kate: Opps.....
Humphrey: te FUCKING RETARD!!!!!!
*Hord attacks*
*5,000 Dead zombies later*
Garth: That wasnt so bad.......
Humphrey: *Hunter clawing at him* GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!!!!!!!!
Scinerio 3 - Safe? Room
Kate: sicuro, cassetta di sicurezza HOUSE AHEAD!!!!!!!
*Tank appears*
Tank: *Roars* *Charges at survivors*
Garth: *looks at humphrey* Well.... were pwned..... *gets punched da tank*
Scinerio 4 - What are the Odds???
Humphrey: te guys hear that?
Winston: No....
*Smoker tongue wraps around Humphrey and tip of tongue moves on his dick*
Humphrey: *Grossed out* OH FUCK NO!!!!!!
Winston: RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Garth: *Stares at the crying Witch that looks like Eve*
Winston: Garth.....GET AWAY FROM HER!!!!!!!
Garth: But shes so AWESOME!!!!!!!!! *Wide cucciolo eyes*
*Garths gun accidently Goes off*
*Witch gets startled*
Garth: Oh Fuck! Look, Im sorry!
*Witch gets closer*
Garth: *backs away* Mommy......
Witch: *Screams and tears Garth Limb from limb*
Kate: *Runs for her dear life* AAAAAAHHHHH!!!!! MOMMY!!!!!! *Hunter leaps on her and pins her* AH!!!! GET IT OFF!!!!!!
*Zooms from outside the TV to Katie holding the controler*
Katie: DAMN! WHAT ARE THE ODDS!?!?!?!
Winston: GOD FUCKING DAMMIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Slams gun on the ground but it goes off and shoots him in the head*
The end.......?
Humphrey- Louis
Garth- Francis
Kate- Zoey
Winston - Bill
Sincerio 1 - Zombie Rape Madness :D
Garth: I hear there is a chopper picking survivors from Mercy Hospital! *Troll Face* Lets go!
*All burst through the door. Garth is immediately tackled and teabagged da a zombie*
Garth: *screams* AHHHH! RAPE!!!! GET IT OFF!
Winston: *blows zombie brains out* *Stares at Garth awkwardly*
*Hoard cries and all zombies com rushing in*
Kate: Take this te meanies!
*Boomer vomits on Kate, who turns and vomits on Winston, who turns and vomits on Garth who vomits on humphrey. Boomer stares and scratches its head*
Scinerio 2 - Car Craze XD
Winston: Ok everyone! Stay away from the cars
*BANG!*
*Winston jumps and turns to see Kate pointing her pistol at the car*
*Car alarm blares*
Kate: Opps.....
Humphrey: te FUCKING RETARD!!!!!!
*Hord attacks*
*5,000 Dead zombies later*
Garth: That wasnt so bad.......
Humphrey: *Hunter clawing at him* GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!!!!!!!!
Scinerio 3 - Safe? Room
Kate: sicuro, cassetta di sicurezza HOUSE AHEAD!!!!!!!
*Tank appears*
Tank: *Roars* *Charges at survivors*
Garth: *looks at humphrey* Well.... were pwned..... *gets punched da tank*
Scinerio 4 - What are the Odds???
Humphrey: te guys hear that?
Winston: No....
*Smoker tongue wraps around Humphrey and tip of tongue moves on his dick*
Humphrey: *Grossed out* OH FUCK NO!!!!!!
Winston: RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Garth: *Stares at the crying Witch that looks like Eve*
Winston: Garth.....GET AWAY FROM HER!!!!!!!
Garth: But shes so AWESOME!!!!!!!!! *Wide cucciolo eyes*
*Garths gun accidently Goes off*
*Witch gets startled*
Garth: Oh Fuck! Look, Im sorry!
*Witch gets closer*
Garth: *backs away* Mommy......
Witch: *Screams and tears Garth Limb from limb*
Kate: *Runs for her dear life* AAAAAAHHHHH!!!!! MOMMY!!!!!! *Hunter leaps on her and pins her* AH!!!! GET IT OFF!!!!!!
*Zooms from outside the TV to Katie holding the controler*
Katie: DAMN! WHAT ARE THE ODDS!?!?!?!
Winston: GOD FUCKING DAMMIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Slams gun on the ground but it goes off and shoots him in the head*
The end.......?
Janice
ok i hope te read ok this is gonna be a story and news first we have the news. so for those of te who had veterans in a war here in america i want te to know this those Ribelle - The Brave sons of bitches could have known my grand father my grand grand father o even my father but never forget they could have known those people o they couldve known your grand father o mother o who ever but thats all i have to say eccept the story is a sneak peak at my upcoming series the way the world ends reevelations so here it is! *wind blows* amber how are the patients doing? fine eccept one who is it that assasin lupo that we found a couple years fa hes losing his mind they walked back into the room he was on an opperating tavolo and his eyes changed from brown to blue as they injected a syrige into him he burst out of the straps holding him down and threw 3 kuni a jappenese weapon he ran out of the room and was never found. thats it the articolo and first articolo of the sreies comes in 3 days!
Part 1: First met
It was a bright morning in Jasper Jessica was walking in around she was trying to to a friend.
Jessica: Why it is so hard a find a friend?
Later she heard a noise.
Jessica: Hello Who's there?
Wolf: Hi There.
Jessica Scream in shocked and so does the wolf
Jessica: 'Who are you?'
Humphrey: 'My name is Humphrey'.What is your
name?'
Jessica: 'Jessica'.Please Don't Hurt me.'
Humphrey: 'Hurt you.' 'Why would I hurt someone
as lovely as you
Jessica: 'You think I'm lovely thank you.'
Humphrey: 'Anyway wanna hang out I'm kind was
looking for a friend.'
Jessica: 'I was Looking for a friend too. Sure
I'll unisciti te
It was a bright morning in Jasper Jessica was walking in around she was trying to to a friend.
Jessica: Why it is so hard a find a friend?
Later she heard a noise.
Jessica: Hello Who's there?
Wolf: Hi There.
Jessica Scream in shocked and so does the wolf
Jessica: 'Who are you?'
Humphrey: 'My name is Humphrey'.What is your
name?'
Jessica: 'Jessica'.Please Don't Hurt me.'
Humphrey: 'Hurt you.' 'Why would I hurt someone
as lovely as you
Jessica: 'You think I'm lovely thank you.'
Humphrey: 'Anyway wanna hang out I'm kind was
looking for a friend.'
Jessica: 'I was Looking for a friend too. Sure
I'll unisciti te
A light snore escaped the throat of a small black-furred cat with white paws. She shifted slightly, Lost in the ethereal world of dreams. She was dreaming of a certain canine. A certain white-furred, handsome canine.
She rolled in her sleep, curling into a ball. Her tail tickled her nose.
Behind her, the blankets bulged over the lump that was her master. Her master was a young, slight girl with blazing red hair.
Laying on the other side from her master was the white dog in question. His large, triangular white ears held their normal position as he slumbered on. He was aware of the feline's affections for him, but, in his eyes, there was nothing he could do. She was a cat, and he, a dog. There was nothing there.
She rolled in her sleep, curling into a ball. Her tail tickled her nose.
Behind her, the blankets bulged over the lump that was her master. Her master was a young, slight girl with blazing red hair.
Laying on the other side from her master was the white dog in question. His large, triangular white ears held their normal position as he slumbered on. He was aware of the feline's affections for him, but, in his eyes, there was nothing he could do. She was a cat, and he, a dog. There was nothing there.
