Alpha e Omega Article: Left 4 Dead: Alpha and Omega Style *Parody*

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Left 4 Dead: Alpha and Omega Style *Parody*

posted by Xero_Pyramid206

Cast:

Humphrey- Louis

Garth- Francis

Kate- Zoey

Winston - Bill

Sincerio 1 - Zombie Rape Madness :D

Garth: I hear there is a chopper picking survivors from Mercy Hospital! *Troll Face* Lets go!

*All burst through the door. Garth is immediately tackled and teabagged da a zombie*

Garth: *screams* AHHHH! RAPE!!!! GET IT OFF!

Winston: *blows zombie brains out* *Stares at Garth awkwardly*

*Hoard cries and all zombies com rushing in*

Kate: Take this te meanies!

*Boomer vomits on Kate, who turns and vomits on Winston, who turns and vomits on Garth who vomits on humphrey. Boomer stares and scratches its head*

Scinerio 2 - Car Craze XD

Winston: Ok everyone! Stay away from the cars

*BANG!*

*Winston jumps and turns to see Kate pointing her pistol at the car*

*Car alarm blares*

Kate: Opps.....

Humphrey: te FUCKING RETARD!!!!!!

*Hord attacks*

*5,000 Dead zombies later*

Garth: That wasnt so bad.......

Humphrey: *Hunter clawing at him* GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!!!!!!!!

Scinerio 3 - Safe? Room

Kate: sicuro, cassetta di sicurezza HOUSE AHEAD!!!!!!!

*Tank appears*

Tank: *Roars* *Charges at survivors*

Garth: *looks at humphrey* Well.... were pwned..... *gets punched da tank*

Scinerio 4 - What are the Odds???

Humphrey: te guys hear that?

Winston: No....

*Smoker tongue wraps around Humphrey and tip of tongue moves on his dick*

Humphrey: *Grossed out* OH FUCK NO!!!!!!

Winston: RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Garth: *Stares at the crying Witch that looks like Eve*

Winston: Garth.....GET AWAY FROM HER!!!!!!!

Garth: But shes so AWESOME!!!!!!!!! *Wide cucciolo eyes*

*Garths gun accidently Goes off*

*Witch gets startled*

Garth: Oh Fuck! Look, Im sorry!

*Witch gets closer*

Garth: *backs away* Mommy......

Witch: *Screams and tears Garth Limb from limb*

Kate: *Runs for her dear life* AAAAAAHHHHH!!!!! MOMMY!!!!!! *Hunter leaps on her and pins her* AH!!!! GET IT OFF!!!!!!

*Zooms from outside the TV to Katie holding the controler*

Katie: DAMN! WHAT ARE THE ODDS!?!?!?!

Winston: GOD FUCKING DAMMIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Slams gun on the ground but it goes off and shoots him in the head*

The end.......?

thealphaboyz, SweetsOmega and 2 others like this

katealphawolf i am not a gaming person so i felt sorta lost, but it was good writing non the less! All i can say is that if Humphrey ever called Kate "Fucking retard" i would kick his scrawny little ass so far up a tree the Green Giant would be proud! lol and Winston needs to watch his mouth, taking God's name in vain is never okay, i hate to say it but he sorta had it coming when the gun went off after he slammed it on the ground, poor guy, should have paid more attention in hunters safety, to treat a firearm with respect and under the notion that it is always loaded, even if it physically isn't

Katelover812 Left 4 speed???????

SweetsOmega My Arctic doesn't play games like that, but he and I still laughed at the dark humor here.

63712 lol jesus

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Chapter 3: Humphrey's Confused

posted by shadow-omega

Humphrey just stared at Kate mating with a different wolf. He was heartbroken to no return, he was so confused on why Kate would do this. He stood there for a minuto just watching them mate and hearing Kate yell for the lupo to go deeper, faster, and harder. After a minuto he took off russling the cespuglio, bush as he turned to run. The two wolfs stopped mating for a secondo just standing there looking at where the sound came from.

"What was that?" Kate asked

"I don't know, maybe it was just a squirrel." the lupo replied

"Yea I guess your right" Kate replied licking the lupo above her.

"So shall we continue...

what i wanna see in A&O 5

posted by TimberHumphrey

okay, it's official: thanks to the smash hit Alpha and Omega 4: The Legend of the Saw Tooth Cave, the A&O franchise is back on track! but i'm pretty sad to say that it's probably gonna end soon, cause i'm hearing rumors around the internet that Alpha and Omega 5: Family Vacation is the last one in the franchise. if that's the case, i want this movie to be so much più than your typical road trip o family vacation-type scenario. but what i really wanna see in this probably last movie, is a backstory of Humphrey. we're four Film into this awesome franchise, it's sadly almost over, but...

Rough Winter, Part 2

posted by nicker11500

Garth:" your a tough little cagna aren't you" says standing over her, Garth:" hmm I think she needs to be punished" Garth giggled in a mischievous way "flip her over" Garth commanded as they did as they were told mostrare her back side Garth:" hmm I Amore what I see" Kate tried to struggle out but they're too strong to wiggle out of. Garth:" don't make this hard now" he says grabbing her culo and squeezes it then starts spanking it like a father giving punishment to his child for misbehaving o not obeying what he told not to do as Garth does it repeatedly until Kate's culo turns almost blood red....

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Merry Christmas...

added by LoneOmega

Source: me and Google immagini

Ares' Fall: The Final Battle Part 1

posted by AlphaClub

"Um... we... got captured? Yeah, that sounds right. And... it turns out, Malin is a shape-shifter... he almost killed me. And Claudette. We were taken to the camp, and Malin properly exiled us. So... we'd better watch out." Ares said. "Oh.... te two are going to get yourselves killed!" detto Yeris, Ares' mother.

After talking for a while, the group went to sleep. Ares tried to send himself to sleep, but tonight he just couldn't. Everytime he fell asleep, he dreamed of what had happened earlier. Seeing Claudette's terrified eyes, he whimpering, as she was hung on a snare wire, right in front...

Me and Sophie part 5 Part II The Morning after that

posted by jason74633

The morning after that Me and Sophie wake up to find my parents aren't in the tana, den
Me: Sop wake up my parents aren't here.*uncomfortably
Sophie: Probably hunting
Me:Are te sure?
Sophie:Come on let's go and find them
We walk to the hunting ground and found my parents hunting
Me:Nice catch mom and dad.
Rose and Shade: Thanks son morning guys
Sophie: Morning to te too.
_______________________________________________________________
As me and my parents brought back the Cibo to eat
I notice Sophie didn't my share
Me: Sophie what's wrong?
Sophie: I can't eat that it's your family kill
Me: Sop you're family to me
Sophie:Okay Jason
Rose:You cared about her don't you?
Me:As a friend o as a crush
Rose: Crush
Me: Then as a friend.

Nars' New Amore

posted by Kitsune32

Here's Chapter 2 te guys. Enjoy.

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As he opened his eyes, Nars found himself in an all too familiar setting. The void of whiteness.

"This place again," Nars said.

"It seems you've surprised me Nars," Nars jumped at the elderly she lupo appearing behind him.

"What the hell, don't do scare me like that," Nars as he breathed heavily.

"My apologies, I didn't mean to startle you," the she lupo said.

"Look what do te want? I already apologized to Daria and made up with Floyd," Nars said.

"I did not come here to ask te for a favor," the she lupo said. "Only to thank te for admitting your faults to Daria...

Neo Wolfe

posted by BlondLionEzel

Episode 2: Why Did the Time Stop?

*Jasper National Park*

Nick Wolfe: *Looks around* I still can’t believe what happened yesterday...

Wolf Brace: Wolfe, te know what te must do right?

Nick Wolfe: *Nods* I need to stop the Zagiloids from doing whatever their evil plan is.

Wolf Brace: That’s right.

Nick Wolfe: Though I'm just wondering...what happened to that Zagiloid I fought?

Wolf Brace: Best case scenario, it turned back into a Zeta-Drive. Worst case, it’s evolved.

*Near Maligne Lake*

Baron Kabuto Zagiloid: *Sees a black Zeta-Drive left over from the Snake Zagiloid* I see te failed to destroy...

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Alpha and Omega 4 Lines

posted by TimberHumphrey

Humphrey: [he, Lilly and Runt come back from Shadow Forest] Hi Eve.
Lilly: Hi mom
Eve: There te are! Why are te so late? Dinner's gotten cold.
Humphrey: Runt had an... incident.
Runt: [laying on Humphrey's back, trembling his legs] Dad, i'm fine!
Kate: What did te see?
Runt: Nothing.
Tony: [struggles in his sleep] Stay away! Stay away!
Claudette: Something got your pelliccia in a bunch?
Stinky: Little bro, you're... you're as pale as a coyote.
Runt: A coyote? [scoofs] Really?
Stinky: Hey, did te alert the critters that the Omegas are the new kings of the forest?
Runt: No. I will tomorrow
Kate: I think a different...

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Back 2 reality - Part 1 - confused (still decideing on titolo name)

posted by nicker11500

After several hours of Hutch waking up from a very horrible dream of flesh eating zombie Lupi every where, Hutch was pacing back and forth confused about his dream, Hutch:" how was that a dream?, it felt like it took at least a anno so how just how?" after Hutch paced back and forth he finally decided to lay down and try to sleep again. After several più hours Hutch woke up to the sight of the sun shining down on his eyes Hutch:" ugh ok lets hope this isn't a stupid dream" as he looks out from his tana, den to the right, he sees Kate walking with Lily heading towards Hutch's tana, den Hutch says to...

jaspers deportees part 2, Friends in high places

posted by moondragon01

after finding all the pups, luetsun, antana, fonso, anna, harenn and rufus set out in cerca for winston to have a talk. when they found him luetsun marched up to him and said, " is there a reason we were seperated?"
" what?"
" wasnt it te who decided where the deportees would go?"
" me? i didn't do it."
" then who did?"
" well as far as i know, the one who did it's still here watching the deportees."
" well, who is it?"
" one of the Lupi from stone mountain. hes well built, cant miss 'im."
" khat."
"huh?"
" oh right, te dont speak annakian. i meant thank te for the information."
" sure."
at that,...

New Character: Kasady

posted by JettAlpha

Name: Kasady

Age: 3

Rank: No official rank given, but has the strength of an alpha

Sex: Male

Personality: He is an extremely warped individual that tortures small creatures and other Lupi for pure entertainment. He despises social order and anyone in his way.

Pack: United Western Pack (former member), Lone lupo (Currently)

Rivals: Kate, Humphrey, Winston, the UWP, Pretty much everyone

Friends: None

Family: Unknown

Bio: Kasady is a young, skinny red coated lupo that was once part of the western pack. Everyone expected him to be an omega, but hating omegas, he wanted to prove his worthiness of being...

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another Kate and Humphrey Pic

added by SiberianWolf

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Kate's older brother chapter 5

posted by Rockowolf123

Hungerly Rocko sat in a albero with his M14 rifle
He watched his sister stalk the caribou
This is taking to long'' he detto and raised his rifle
*CRACK*
The fucile went off
Got em'' Rocko detto with great pride
fieno that was my kill'' Kate detto with anger
te took too long'' he detto historically
BACK AT THE VALLY
Morning sir'' Garth said
te don't have to call me that red'' Rocko said
So baby tonight is the moonlight howl'' Princess exclaimed
Sure I'll take you'' Rocko said
fieno dad this is my boyfriend'' Katie said
Oh really fieno son te see this bullet it will fly a lot faster at 9:15" Rocko said
Oh yes s...sir'' the boy detto in fear
A little later Rocko began seeing numbers 1001394000231
Oh no not again Rocko puffed his cigar
Th3y a1l mu5t d1e Rocko heard in a familiar Russian voice
TO BE CONTINUED

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Kate's so beatiful

added by SiberianWolf

Kate and Cloudette

added by SiberianWolf

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kate's older brother chapter 4

posted by Rockowolf123

I can't believe te mated with that girl when te had a wife'' Eve detto angerly
My wife te mean sweets she's dead I can mate with Princess if I whant Rocko yelled
Rocko then left the tana, den in tears
FLASHBACK
BANG the gun went off
Rocko jumped in front of sweets as the bullet went through him
then he turned around to see his beloved shot in the chest
Rocko Caute her trying to calm her
In tears he yelled something in Russian
And then detto reveng is a bitch
BANG
the shooter was down and suffering
END OF FLASHBACK
I'm sorry'' Eve detto your 27 years old sweets wants te to be happy'' she added Rocko smiled and wiped his beer

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Kate's older brother chapter 3

posted by Rockowolf123

''Holy crap I'm going to be a dad'' Rocko detto to Princess on their way back home ''I can't believe it either'' princess detto to him as that entered the tana, den ''let's get some sleep'' Rocko yawned as that fell asleep side da side
THE successivo MORNING

''Morning baby'' Rocko detto to Princess
''Morning'' she yawned
''How do te feel'' Rocko detto in a worried tone
''I'm fine just a bit hungry'' Princess said
''I'll get te son Cibo be right back'' Rocko detto as he ran out
''Hay Rocko'' Kate said
''No time...but I'll talk to te later'' Rocko said
TWO MONTHS LATER

''Rocko I don't feel so good'' Princess said
''Rocko the pups their coming'' Princess said
Immediately Rocko got some help
ABOUT AN ora LATER
"One last push''Eve detto and two pups were dato life
''What will te name them'' Kate asked
''Kota''he pointed to the boy
''And Katie''Princess exclaimed
''Katie?''Rocko questioned
''She looks like your sister'' princess said
''OK'' Rocko said

jaspers deportees, reunion

posted by moondragon01

in book three of "the hunter" series entitled "revolution" the annakian Lupi of silvertip get conquered da the canadian agnostians and deported to stone mountain. this is what would've happened if they were deported to the jasper area.
luetsun was grey with long, black pelliccia on his head, rings around his eyes, two marks, one around his leg, high in one part and low in another, and a smudge on his tail. he is normally seen wearing an amulet in the shape of an A. he also has a dark cobra cappuccio shaped mark between his eyes. his father, fonso, bears the same marks. he is dark grey with shaggy fur...

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Alpha e Omega

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