I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.
It's not true that married men live longer than single men. It only seems longer.
Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.
A man was complaining to a friend: 'I had it all - money, a beautiful house,a big car, the Amore of a beautiful woman; then, Pow! it was all gone!' 'What happened?' asked the friend. 'My wife found out..'
Wife: Let's go out and have some fun tonight. Husband: Okay, but if te get home before I do, leave the hallway light on.
How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened da the time she brings it to the couch.
A man rushes into his house and yells to his wife, 'Martha, pack up your things! I just won the California lottery!' Martha replies, 'Shall I pack for warm weather o cold?' The man responds, 'I don't care. Just so long as you're out of the house da noon!'
Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the strada, via bald and still think they are beautiful!
I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months - I don't like to interrupt her.
If your wife and a lawyer were drowning and te had to choose, would te go to lunch o to a movie?
A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.
It's not true that married men live longer than single men. It only seems longer.
Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.
A man was complaining to a friend: 'I had it all - money, a beautiful house,a big car, the Amore of a beautiful woman; then, Pow! it was all gone!' 'What happened?' asked the friend. 'My wife found out..'
Wife: Let's go out and have some fun tonight. Husband: Okay, but if te get home before I do, leave the hallway light on.
How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened da the time she brings it to the couch.
A man rushes into his house and yells to his wife, 'Martha, pack up your things! I just won the California lottery!' Martha replies, 'Shall I pack for warm weather o cold?' The man responds, 'I don't care. Just so long as you're out of the house da noon!'
Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the strada, via bald and still think they are beautiful!
I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months - I don't like to interrupt her.
If your wife and a lawyer were drowning and te had to choose, would te go to lunch o to a movie?
A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.
te wanna know something that I know?
Well I don't care if te don't so ima tell te anyway!
To be honest with te everything te been told is a lie!
I'm sorry I'm sorry but it's true!
Here's a cookie?*holds out a cookie*
Anyway like I detto its true everything te been told is A LIE! *le gasp*
te know how they told te that animali can't talk and how your imaginary friend isn't real? They lied to us!!
animali can talk they always talking about Cibo and there day! While our Friends that no one can't see is trying to make us laugh that's why te see so many people burst out in laughter so often.
Well that's all I had to share...
FOR NOW! Hehe
Well I don't care if te don't so ima tell te anyway!
To be honest with te everything te been told is a lie!
I'm sorry I'm sorry but it's true!
Here's a cookie?*holds out a cookie*
Anyway like I detto its true everything te been told is A LIE! *le gasp*
te know how they told te that animali can't talk and how your imaginary friend isn't real? They lied to us!!
animali can talk they always talking about Cibo and there day! While our Friends that no one can't see is trying to make us laugh that's why te see so many people burst out in laughter so often.
Well that's all I had to share...
FOR NOW! Hehe
ciao who ever is Leggere way out there in wonderland. I'm Scrivere a fan fiction about some teenage aliens from different planets, with different personalities, who unisciti together through a battle organization against evil forces. It's loosley based on an idea concept from the Codename: Kids successivo Door mostra from Cartoon Network. All rights reserved. Sorry, There is only 2 chapters up so far. If te wanna see it, then here:
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