What women should tell men...but don't

1. The reason why our bras don't always match our underwear is because WE actually change our underwear.

2. The successivo time te and your buddies make jokes about armed women in combat, take a sondaggio to see which of te successfully aim at the toilet rim.

3. If we're watching football with te - it's not bonding - it's their butts.

4. Whenever possible, please try to say whatever te have to say after the movie.

5. Lay off the beans several hours before bedtime.

6. Please don't drive when you're not driving.

7. If te were really looking for an honest answer, te wouldn't ask in bed.

8. The successivo time te make jokes about female drivers, research the number of accidents caused da rubber-necking mini-skirts.

9. If only women gossip, how do te and your Friends keep track of 'who's easy'?

10. Stop telling us most male strippers are gay: we don't care.

11. When you're not around, I belch loudly, too.

12. We don't mind if te look in the mirror to check your appearance - in fact, please do!

13. When you're out with us, please wear 'our' preferito outfit rather than 'yours' - the torn jeans and dirty T-Shirt will last longer that way.

14. If te must grunt in reply, please develop a system to indicate a positive vs. A negative grunt.

15. Don't insist that we 'get off the stupid phone' and then not talk to us.

16. Eye contact is best established above our shoulder-level.

17. Cleaning the house is not necessarily 'women's work'; besides, most of the 'dirt' and clutter is yours anyway.

18. Yes, we know most of the great chefs are men, why is it then te never want to cook?

19. We go to the Ladies Room in groups to talk about you.

20. Yes, we know te can probably beat us arm wrestling' however, very few raises o promotions were gained da arm wrestling the boss.
If te don't read this, someone else wil