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Lyrics to my favourite P!nk song.. Even though it's friggin depressing

posted by Canada24

Uh, uh, some deep shit, uh, uh

Ohh!

Ohh!

Ohh, ohh!

Yaa, yeah-yayaya

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Momma please stop cryin, I can't stand the sound.
Your pain is painful, and its tearin' me down.
I hear glasses breakin, as I sit up in my bed.
I told dad te didn't mean those nasty things you
said.

te fight about money, bout me and my brother.
And this I come home to.

This is my shelter.

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It ain't easy.
Growin up in World War III, never knowin what Amore could be, you'll see.

I don't want Amore to destroy me like it has done
my family.

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Can we work it out!?
(Can we?)
Can we be a family!?
(CAN WE!?)
I promise I'll be better.
(I promise!)
Mommy I'll do anything!
(I'll do anything!)

Can we work it out!?
Can we be a family!?
I promise I'll be better.
Daddy please don't leave!

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Daddy please stop yellin,
(Stop).
I can't stand the sound.
(Can't stand the sound).
Make mama stop cryin, cuz I need te around.

My mama she loves you.
(I know it).
No matter what she says its true.
I know that she hurts you, but remember I love
you, too.

I ran away today, ran from the noise, ran away! (ran away!)
Don't wanna go back to that place, but don't have
no choice, no way!

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It ain't easy growin up in World War III
Never knowin what Amore could be, well I've seen.

I don't want Amore to destroy me like it did my
family!

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Can we work it out?
(Can we work it!?)
Can we be a family?
I promise I'll be better
(I promise)
Mommy, I'll do anything

(Anything to keep te HEEEEEERE!!)

Can we work it out?
Can we be a family?
I promise I'll be better
(I promise, I promise)
Daddy, please don't leave
(Stay)

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In our family portrait!!
(In our family portrait)
We look pretty happy!
(We look pretty happy)
Let's play pretend!
(Let's play pretend)
Let's act like it comes naturally!
(That's right)
(That's right)

I don't wanna have to diviso, spalato the holidays!
(No, no)
I don't want two addresses!
(No)
I don't want a stepbrother anyways!
And I don't want my Mom, have to change her LAST NAMMMMMMME!

In our family portrait
(AHHHHHHH!!)
We look pretty happy
(Nonono!!)
We look pretty normal
(Lalala!)
Let's go back to that.

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In our family portrait
We look pretty happy
Let's play pretend
Act like it goes naturally

In our family portrait
(Can we work it out?)
We look pretty happy
(Can we be a family?)
We look pretty normal
(I promise I'll be better)
Let's go back to that
(Mommy I'll do anything)

In our family portrait
(Can we work it out?)
We look pretty happy
(Can we be a family?)
Let's play pretend
(I promise I'll be better)
Act like it goes naturally
(Daddy please don't leave)
Oh let's go back oh lets go back to that

In our family portrait
(Can we work it out?)
We look pretty happy
(Can we be a family?)
We look pretty normal
(I promise I'll be better)
Lets go back to that
(Mommy I'll do anything)

In our family portrait
(Can we work it out?)
We look pretty happy
(Can we be a family?)
We look pretty normal
(I promise I'll be better)
Let's go back to that
(Mommy I'll do anything)

Daddy don't leave
Daddy don't leave
Daddy don't leave
Turn around please

Remember that the night te left
te took my shining star?

Daddy don't leave
Daddy don't leave
Daddy don't leave
Don't leave us here alone

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Mom will be nicer
I'll be so much better, I'll tell my brother
Oh, I won't spill the latte at cena
I'll be so much better, I'll do everything right
I'll be your little girl forever
I'll go to sleep at night

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4 most BADASS work out songs (lyrics)

posted by Canada24

#1: JUDAS PRIEST - PAIN KILLER:

Faster than a bullet!
Terrifying scream!
Enraged and full of anger!
He's half man, and half machine!
Rides the metal monster!
Breathing smoke and fire!
Closing in with vengeance, soaring HIGH~!

He, is, the painkiller!

This, is, the painkiller!

Planets devastated!
Mankind's on its knees!
A saviour comes from out the skies, in answer to their pleas!
Through boiling clouds of thunder!
Blasting bolts of steel!
Evil's going under, deadly WHEELS~!

He, is, the painkiller!

This, is, the painkiller!

AAAAHHHHHHHHH!!

Faster than a laser bullet!
Louder than an atom bomb!
Chromium plated, boiling...

Best of's for all my SPOOF Creepypasta villains.. (Mature, slightly DISTURBING, humor)..

posted by Canada24

BEST Of EVIL PINKIE (Pinkamena):

RAINBOW: *excitedly* Than whats the plan? Are we gonna prank somepony? Cause I got plenty of fun ideas.
PINKAMENA: Better then that.. I got an idea alright. An idea that would forever change the ways most bronies would see me, even though its somewhat annoying to realize it caused so much haters, when its just a silly Creepypasta idea, that will clearly never happen, and isn't even as scary as everyone claims.
RAINBOW: And whats that?
PINKAMENA: *hopping excitedly* Making Cupcakes.
RAINBOW: Cupcakes?
PINKAMENA: *screaming* CUPCAAAAAKES!
RAINBOW: But Pinkie. I don't...

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superiore, in alto ten fastest ways to piss off CANADA24

posted by Canada24

#1:
Tell him ALL blonde girls are idiots..

#2:
Tell him a girl is "out of his league"..

#3:
Put on Country Music..

#4:
Put on ANY teen sitcom other than Sweet life of Zack and Cody, o drake and Josh. Heck. Even iCarly isn't too bad..

#5:
Convince him into giving a fuck about politics..

#6:
Steal his X-Box..

#7:
Make him watch PowerPuff Girls..

#8:
Remind him that he has no life outside of Fanpop..

#9:
Remind him that GTA 5 STILL doesn't friggin work, and I'm stuck with the 4 games..

#10:
Talk shit about his video (just kidding)..

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3 steps to survive a squalo attack

posted by Canada24

#1: REMAIN CALM AND NO SUDDEN MOVEMENTS:
The squalo may not be planning to attack you.. So don't give the animal any reason to feel threatened. Don't try to out swim away either, unless you're already very close to shore. Sharks can swim 5 times faster than the average human, and this is the most popolare mistake that people make. sposta slowly toward the puntellare, riva o a boat; choose whichever is closest. Don't thrash your arms o kick o splash while te swim..

#2: KEEP YOUR EYE ON IT:
And never block the shark's path. If you're standing between the squalo and the open ocean, sposta away, o else the squalo will feel threatened..

#3: AIM FOR THE EYES:
If the squalo DOSE attack, te still need to stay calm. I know this is easier detto than done. But. te need to remember one thing.. The eyes and gills are sensitive to shark, attacking these spots will harm the Shark, and it will back off..

superiore, in alto eight most BADASS anti-heroes

posted by Canada24

#1: THE PUNISHER:
The Punisher (Frank Castle) is perhaps one of the best examples of an anti-hero - created and owned da Marvel Comics this vigilante is both a protagonist (with his own series and film franchise) and antagonist. He has also allied himself with the Thunderbolts.

Frank castello was once a decorated U.S. Marine with a happy life and family, until one fateful and tragic giorno when he and his family accidentally stumbled upon a gang lynching in a park. His wife and children were gunned down and he was left for dead. Horribly scarred for life, castello swore to "punish" all criminals in...

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superiore, in alto ten Misanthropes (villains who have a serious hatred to humanity)

posted by Canada24

Jonah

#1: JONAH WADE:
Jonah is the leader of the 40th giorno Initiative and takes over Shanghai with the help of his army. His reasoning for launching his attack on Shanghai is to prove that without any formal government to supervise them, people are nothing più than animali who are heartless and greedy..

#9: ADOLF HILTER:
We all know the story..

#8: MARGARET WHITE:
the main antagonist of Stephen King's novel Carrie, its film adaptations, and the Broadway musical. After Chris Hargensen's death, Margaret replaces her as the true main antagonist. She is the domineering, abusive, insane (she shows possible...

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superiore, in alto ten GTA characters I PERSONALLY hate.

posted by Canada24

Yes, I know this is stealing Wind's idea..
But he'll forgive me.
Always dose..

#1: BILLY GREY:
In early 2008, Billy was arrested with heroin and placed in rehab. Johnny became president in his place, giving Billy's motorcycle to the angeli of Death as a peace offering.

Johnny has worked hard to make peace with THE angeli OF DEATH.
And within only five minuti after his return, Billy has broke the troche, and restarted the war.
So, yeah, that's why their mentioned to be fighting in the other two games.

In the TBoGT mission Chinese Takeout, it is revealed that Billy was making a deal with a Triad...

superiore, in alto 10 songs that are secretly disturbing

posted by Canada24

#1: rosa Floyd - Young Lust:
Pink, the main character of THE bacheca album.
Has achieved wealth and fame, and is usually away from home, due to the demands of his career as a touring performer. He is having casual sex with groupies to relieve the tedium of the road, and is living a separate life from his wife.

The end of the song is a segment of dialogue between rosa and a telephone operator, as rosa twice attempts to place a transatlantic collect call to his wife. A man answers, and when the operator asks if he will accept the charges, the man simply hangs up. This is how rosa learns that his wife...

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Canada24 risposte dumb questions: PART 2

posted by Canada24

How does sex start?
"With human contact!"

How long can a little girl hold her breathe
"3 weeks"

How do I ask a domanda on Yahoo Answers?
"YOU JUST DID!!"

How do te tell which side of the potato chip is saltier?
"Take it to McDonald's"

Do midgets have night vision?
"Only in Mexico"

Can te lose your virginity if te fall?
"Only if it's off a bike"

How do I take care of my pet potato?
"With Amore and a full stomach"

What if the girl that thinks I'm the dad isn't the mom?
"...................... WHAT!?"

How do I get accepted into Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry?
"You draw a lighting bolt on your fourhead,...

Crazy Times FULL STORY... Part five

posted by Canada24

A FEW DAYS LATER:

"Thanks for meeting with us McReary? Were te followed?" Michael asked.

"No.. I mean.. I don't think so.. What's this about!?" Packie cried, as he came to meet with Michael, Franklyn, Trevor and Lester.

"Who is this punk!? Why dose he get to come!?" Trevor cried.

"He's the leader of his group, so it seems a sicuro, cassetta di sicurezza bet to add him in on the planning" Michael replied.

"I would of rathered te bring Caryl.. Than THIS loser!" Trevor cried.

"Hey fuck te ma-

"Hey, hey, can we not do this wait now?" Franklyn cried, stepping in between them.

"Besides Trevor.. Carly IS coming.. She'll just be...

Crazy Times FULL STORY... Part three

posted by Canada24

MEANWHILE:

"Excuse me, are the one that ha rubato, stola Maureen's necklace?" Dash asked a guy she saw smoking on a park bench.

"Oh, te mean that old Irish lady.. What's it too you?" The guy replied.

"Give it back.. o I will have to hurt you" Dash threatened.

The guy laughed it off.

"Look beautiful.. Why don't te just get Lost before I call my boys over here and MAKE te lea-

Suddenly his sentence was cut short da Dash violently tackling him to the ground

"I'm not screwing around anymore.. Hand it over" Dash demanded.

"Ahh!.. te crazy bitch! I'm calling my boys-

Dash cut his sentence short da pressing his...

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superiore, in alto ten DICK fathers:

posted by Canada24

#1: DENETHOR - LORD OF THE RINGS:
He loves Boromir.
But could care less about his younger son Faramir.
To point he tells Faramir, to his face, he wishes Boromir was one that survived.
And sends Faramir on a sucide mission.

He redeems though. But dose in the worst possible way.

He falls into madness when he believes a wounded Faramir is dead from a futile effort to retake Osgiliath, leaving Gandalf to command the city defences against the Orc army under Gothmog. But as Gothmog's forces eventually force their way into the city, Denethor tries to kill himself and Faramir on a bonfire. Luckily, Pippin...

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Windwakerguy430's superiore, in alto Ten XBox Games I Recommend to Canada24 (If He Hasn't Already Played Them)

posted by windwakerguy430

So, Canada24. He’s a sarcastic, impolite, possibly psychotic jerk, yet that’s what we’re good Friends (Of course, I’m only kidding), and what I know about him is that he owns an XBox. And I also know that he as some pretty good games, like GTA, Assassin’s Creed, and Dead Rising. However, there are also those other good games for the console that he probably doesn’t have yet. So, I want to share with him (And all of you) A few games that I well recommend to him. Now, before I start, these are games only for the XBox 360, weather they are on discs, o can be bought from the XBox Store....

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My superiore, in alto five most popolare reviews

posted by Canada24

#1: ALPHA AND OMEGA STORIES:
My constant angry rants about the heavy amounts of rape, incest, torture, murder and all the hate on poor Kate. Leaves these reviews with a lot of entertainment value.
Along with my ways of comparing the characters to My Little pony and giving people different ways to look at it.
A lot of people say my words are harse, and their probably right.
But still people Amore these articles, and constantly ask me to review their stories. Finally giving me a reason to return to this fan base after nearly 4 years of being away from Alpha and Omega...

#2: HELLSING:
I gave the best...

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6 reviewers from back in my Alpha and Omega days... (I still makes these to this day)

posted by Canada24

#1; LILLYS OPPOSITE SIDE:
Well. Here I go..

Obviously, the main reason for not liking this, is the sex.
So much fuckin sex, sex, SEX!
Sadly, it's not the first story to involve 'incest', nor is it the 'worst'.
Though it's certainly up there.

There's even one between Kate and Lilly in this story.
I mean. For goodness sakes. There sisters, there's so many reasons why that is wrong.
Though least its better than when I read a story about Kate and Lilly 'doing' Winston, and he 'letting them'.
Seriously. What is wrong with people!?

As te expect.
The full story is the type of deal that makes te hate Lilly....

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superiore, in alto 8 best things about being a Brony

posted by Canada24

#8: PINKIE'S CUTENESS LEVEL's:
Although this can be for EVERY character. Partially Scootaloo.
However.
Fluttershy is overrated.. There. I detto it.. (sits and waits for the haters)

#7: RULE 84 GAGS:
Though this also counts as the WORST thing.
But either way
I never would of realised how much I was missing out on.
Though. At the same time.
Part of the reason I became a brony in the first place is I found a image of it, when looking though Skyrim images..

#6: pony Musica VIDEOS:
No comments..

#5: DISCORD:
These days, Discord (John De Lancie) is the main reason I still watch the mostra itself.
As even though...

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superiore, in alto 5 WORST TRAITS ABOUT CANADA24 (Connor T. Noiles):

posted by Canada24

I am differently not someone people should look up to as role model.. Though some people still do...

#1: DOUCHEBAG:
I am not ALWAYS trying to keep the peace.
Sometimes I am trying to make people hate each other even più for my own enjoyment of seeing writers go back and forth at each other.
And when people troll ME I just do what I can to make them hate me even more..

#2: HYPOCRISY:
I am always whining about there needing to be no CLOPPING, but the truth, I DO like Leggere them sometimes, kinda makes me a dick when te think about it..

#3: SELF HATE:
I often make fun of myself.
Saying I'm a stupid...

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superiore, in alto 10 Most disturbing moments in human history

posted by Canada24

#10: SLAVERY:
No comment..

#9: ASSASINATIONS:
The idea of it disturbs me..

#8: MEDIEVAL TORTURING:
What was wrong with people back then!?

#7: HALOCOAST:
The Holocaust, also known as the Shoah, was a genocide in which approximately six million Jews were killed da Adolf Hitler's Nazi regime and its collaborators. Some historians use a definition of the Holocaust that includes the additional five million non-Jewish victims of Nazi mass murders, bringing the total to approximately eleven million. Killings took place throughout Nazi Germany and German-occupied territories..

#6: TED BUNDY:
Theodore Robert...

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superiore, in alto five bands who sound better in non-scream songs

posted by Canada24

#1: SLIPKNOT:
Slipknot is different. Their the only band I actually LIKE the screaming. espically in PSYCHOSOCIAL.
Especially cause it's not overly used.
But still.
Lesson to DEAD MEMORIES, and tell me that isn't più badass than his scream voice..

#2: BULLET FOR MY VALENTINE:
Again, actually LIKE Matthew Tuck's screams, just like Matt Shadows from Avenged Sevonfold and Corey Taylor of Slipknot.
But it's più fresco, dispositivo di raffreddamento when their not..

#3: DROWNING POOL:
They go under the lista from number 2.
But still.
It's nice to hear him using his REAL voice..

#4: agnello OF GOD:
I am not a fan of agnello of God.
Their too death...

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superiore, in alto 8 best walking dead battles in my opinion..

posted by Canada24

#8: DAYS GONE BYE:
No better way to introduce a series, than with a police shoot out, that later leads to someone waking up to a zombie apocalypse (literary).
I mean.
Who HASN'T felt Rick's fear and confusion, what would anybody else do..

#7: TRIGGER FINGER:
When Glenn and Rick try to retrieve a, probably traumatized, Hershal from a bar they are greeted da two strangers witch eventually ends in Rick shooting them both dead, and when their Friends find out they get angry and full out gunfight begins.

#6: BESIDE THE DYING FIRE:
The entire first half the episode is one big battle, gotta Amore that.....