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Lyrics to my favourite P!nk song.. Even though it's friggin depressing

posted by Canada24

Uh, uh, some deep shit, uh, uh

Ohh!

Ohh!

Ohh, ohh!

Yaa, yeah-yayaya

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Momma please stop cryin, I can't stand the sound.
Your pain is painful, and its tearin' me down.
I hear glasses breakin, as I sit up in my bed.
I told dad te didn't mean those nasty things you
said.

te fight about money, bout me and my brother.
And this I come home to.

This is my shelter.

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It ain't easy.
Growin up in World War III, never knowin what Amore could be, you'll see.

I don't want Amore to destroy me like it has done
my family.

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Can we work it out!?
(Can we?)
Can we be a family!?
(CAN WE!?)
I promise I'll be better.
(I promise!)
Mommy I'll do anything!
(I'll do anything!)

Can we work it out!?
Can we be a family!?
I promise I'll be better.
Daddy please don't leave!

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Daddy please stop yellin,
(Stop).
I can't stand the sound.
(Can't stand the sound).
Make mama stop cryin, cuz I need te around.

My mama she loves you.
(I know it).
No matter what she says its true.
I know that she hurts you, but remember I love
you, too.

I ran away today, ran from the noise, ran away! (ran away!)
Don't wanna go back to that place, but don't have
no choice, no way!

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It ain't easy growin up in World War III
Never knowin what Amore could be, well I've seen.

I don't want Amore to destroy me like it did my
family!

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Can we work it out?
(Can we work it!?)
Can we be a family?
I promise I'll be better
(I promise)
Mommy, I'll do anything

(Anything to keep te HEEEEEERE!!)

Can we work it out?
Can we be a family?
I promise I'll be better
(I promise, I promise)
Daddy, please don't leave
(Stay)

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In our family portrait!!
(In our family portrait)
We look pretty happy!
(We look pretty happy)
Let's play pretend!
(Let's play pretend)
Let's act like it comes naturally!
(That's right)
(That's right)

I don't wanna have to diviso, spalato the holidays!
(No, no)
I don't want two addresses!
(No)
I don't want a stepbrother anyways!
And I don't want my Mom, have to change her LAST NAMMMMMMME!

In our family portrait
(AHHHHHHH!!)
We look pretty happy
(Nonono!!)
We look pretty normal
(Lalala!)
Let's go back to that.

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In our family portrait
We look pretty happy
Let's play pretend
Act like it goes naturally

In our family portrait
(Can we work it out?)
We look pretty happy
(Can we be a family?)
We look pretty normal
(I promise I'll be better)
Let's go back to that
(Mommy I'll do anything)

In our family portrait
(Can we work it out?)
We look pretty happy
(Can we be a family?)
Let's play pretend
(I promise I'll be better)
Act like it goes naturally
(Daddy please don't leave)
Oh let's go back oh lets go back to that

In our family portrait
(Can we work it out?)
We look pretty happy
(Can we be a family?)
We look pretty normal
(I promise I'll be better)
Lets go back to that
(Mommy I'll do anything)

In our family portrait
(Can we work it out?)
We look pretty happy
(Can we be a family?)
We look pretty normal
(I promise I'll be better)
Let's go back to that
(Mommy I'll do anything)

Daddy don't leave
Daddy don't leave
Daddy don't leave
Turn around please

Remember that the night te left
te took my shining star?

Daddy don't leave
Daddy don't leave
Daddy don't leave
Don't leave us here alone

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Mom will be nicer
I'll be so much better, I'll tell my brother
Oh, I won't spill the latte at cena
I'll be so much better, I'll do everything right
I'll be your little girl forever
I'll go to sleep at night

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superiore, in alto five female singers who USE to be hot

posted by Canada24

#5: MADONNA:
Not much to say..

#4: MILEY CYRUS:
I never liked her myself.
But did "respect" her once..
But it's fair to say.
She Lost that privilege..

#3: LADY GAGA:
Se probably still is, I don't know.. It's been many many years since I cared about Lady Gaga.
But her song Just Dance was once a token of my childhood, so I should at least mention her under this list..
Putting her as MAYBE still hot, but who hell could tell under all that max up and bizarre hair styles.
At least with Katy Perry te can tell she's still pretty hot, even under all those stupid outfits and shit..

#2: LINDSEY LOHAN:
A perfectv example of how once innocent people can become FUCKED UP..

#1: BRITTNEY SPEARS:
She use too be so friggin hot,
WHAT HAPPENED!?
No wait..
We KNOW what happened.
She went bold.
And took too many drugs.
Nobody cares about her anymore.
Though at least her voice is still pretty.
Unless the grand theft auto song was written BEFORE her rampage..

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superiore, in alto ten most misunderstood/tragic villains..

posted by Canada24

#10: FREDDY KRUEGER: (nightmare on elms street):
It's weird thinking of him as 'tragic' isn't it?
Arguably the main reason he is always defeated da woman, is because there is ONE thing he's still afried of.. Beauty.
Witch is something completely unknown to him.
His birth was something his own "mother" wanted nothing to do with.
She was rapped da a dozen manics and his birth 'wasn't suppose to happen'.
Because of this.
He was sent from orphanage to orphanage where he was constantly bullied da the students, who treated him as a freak because of what happened his mother.
Eventually he was adopted by...

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CHAPTER TWELVE: TREVOR GOES CRAZIER THAN USUAL:

posted by Canada24

Arthur Note: I highly recommend watching the American Dad episode “Ricky Spanish” before this chapter.. o at least Youtube him..

The gang spend several days on Trevor's island, where amongst Trevor and Roger unsurprisingly quickly become friends, but also to Klaus, who ended up following them when he realized they were still gone and he didn't know how to feed himself cause, well, he's a human stuck in a fish's body. Pinkie hugs him, o at least his bowl and Klaus playfully acts like it is still counted and goes "aww".

Pinkie spends most of her time at the spiaggia now that she knows it's a...

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CHAPTER EIGHT: SANTA’S COMING:

posted by Canada24

(Seras is no longer a vampire in my GTA stories.. She's just a old cop who got transferred from Londra to America.. Though she is still a badass, that part hasn't changed)..

ONE anno EARLIER:

Carly and Seras are taking a road trip just the two of them, they end up driving though the Deep South where they are pulled over da a corrupt Sheriff, Seras makes efforts to be as polite as she can but he proves himself sexist and arrests them despite neither having done anything wrong. Punching out their left headlights and then planting a bag of marijuana in their trunk. Seras doesn't really help things,...

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Con Mane: On Celestia's Secret Service

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!

It was a wonderful giorno in Canterlot, until some ponies started panicking.

Con: What's going on?
P: Discord is back, and he's murdering più ponies!
Con: I'll stop him!
Discord: Keep it up! Everypony in this town must die!
Korean ponies: Affirmative! *kill each other*
Discord: Don't kill each other! Only kill the ones that live here.
Con: *shoots Discord*
Discord: te really think that pistol of yours will work?
Con: I shot te in the arm! Why aren't te bleeding?
Discord: Because, I'm invincible!
Con: *takes away invincibility* Not anymore.
Discord:...

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Canada24's superiore, in alto eight underrated films:

posted by Canada24

#1: MEET THE ROBINSONS:
I know. It's hard to believe this film is considered as underrated o misunderstood.. But like OVER THE HEDGE, this feels like one of those classic films that been forgetten though time. Nobody ever talks about this movie.

This film came out when Disney had released Chicken Little before it, so I'm sure it was mainly seen this film thanks to that. But I highly recommend trying to find this movie. o Over the Hedge from Dreamworks..

Both are highly quotable.. Espically bombetta, giocatore di bocce Hat Guy..

#2: WHITE HOUSE DOWN:
Not saying this is a 'great' film. But it's a lot better than Chris...

IT 2017 review... (Spoilers)

posted by Canada24

So yeah.. I finally saw this movie. Obviously I'm pretty late to the party. This movie had already passed it's time of being talked about., But I never saw it in theatres. I make a habbit of avoiding horrors in theatres.. Knowing every 5 minuti the speakers would blast aggressively in my ears and give me a cuore attack.

It wasn't until today that I PVR'd it the night before (in HD of coarse) and I finally got to watch it.. In it's entireity..

I was so afriad that all the hype of this movie. My brother, Windwaker430, and most of the internet would mean when I finally see it. It won't be too...

Canada24's opinion of most awful stories in SERIOUSLY STRANGE and SERIAL CASE FILES

posted by Canada24

I know. I know.. più Rob Dyke..But this a very interesting list..
It's not played for laughs.. This s meant to serious..

Article rated PG.

#10: ANGRY GAMER DAD:
Normally something like this would be a morbid joke.. But this really happed..

So basically a toddler mistakingly unplugged the xbox. And it's father, who was playing it, beats the living shit out of her.. Killing her..

#9: EDMUND KEMBER:
Edmund lived with a controlling, abusive, cagna mother. And this caused him to kill.. Starting with his grandma. Who he gunned down after a intense argument, saying "I wanted to know what it felt like."...

Most fucked up Rob Dyke's WHY WOULD te PUT THAT ON THE INTERNET, part 2

posted by Canada24

#1:
9/11 was a true tragedy for females. So many woman Lost there lives, and there husbands.. And who was responsible? MEN! Males destroyed the world trade centre cause deep down inside, they all have the mind set of barbarians. As a female, I’m glad our brains have developed to recognize good and evil.

#2:
Fuck ghost stories! I am a atheist! I don’t believe in your BS! God isn’t real! Ghosts aren’t real! None of it is real! I wish there was a God for people like this, so they can go to hell for constantly trying to push there agenda on me! I WILL NEVER BELIEVE! EVER! SO STOP!!

#3:
Another...

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superiore, in alto ten most NORMAL people in GTA 4 and 5.. Only ones I know

posted by Canada24

#1: NIKO BELLIC:
Niko is very protective of his family and loved ones, particularly his cousin Roman, whom Niko constantly has to worry about due to his gambling habit. Roman has an indiscrete nature of frequently getting the pair into trouble. He is withdrawn among strangers, but has good manners, and shows a softer side with Amore interests like Kate McReary and Michelle. That said, the horrors of war, both witnessed and perpetrated da Niko, have dato him a great sense of guilt, and an ambivalence about the value of human life — he warns away pursuers and expresses regret over his past violence,...

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Canada24 reviews THE CONFURING: (spoilers)

posted by Canada24

So.. Having watched Insidious Chapter 3, and hearing Conjuring 2 is actually really good.

Here's my review of one of the few horror Film too actually keep me up at night (me).

So, we start off with Annabelle.
Yeah, from that cursed doll shitty crossover movie.
But, trust me, in this movie Annabelle actually IS scary.
Mainly cause we don't fully understand how strong the demon inside the doll truly is.
All we know is that the people that have it, sees that Annabelle moves on it's own and leaves creepy messages all over the room.
And when one of them tries to throw it away, it leads yo the first...

SATEN TWIST AND ALEXMINE: Season 1; episode 3 (part 3)

posted by Canada24

Saten: (opens the front door) ... Trixie?

Trixie: Hello

Saten: (hugs her tightly) Oh thank god! te have NO idea how much I need te wait now.

Trixie: (moans softly) Well, I could use some comfort myself.. I Lost my job.

Saten: Shit? Really?.. That was always your thing.

Trixie: Yes, but there is a bright side.. te clearly need me wait now.

Saten: Ohh, te have NO idea.. Derpy dead, Glaze in jail.. I'm so depr-

Trixie: (suddenly kisses him on the lips).

Saten: (serprised, but kisses her back.. Well. Tries too, but AlexMane walks in, ruining the moment).

AlexMane: I'm leaving now.

Saten: Uhh.. Great.....

3 reasons why I stopped reviewing Death Note

posted by Canada24

#1: I DON'T CARE ABOUT THOSE CHARACTERS:
It's like MLP.. te can give this mostra an honest try, and STILL not like it.
And I already know Light goes nuts, and he seemed like the only decent person of the show.
Everyone else is annoying.
Even L (sorry Aqua)..

#2: ONE Anime IS ENOUGH:
I really need to FOCUS on that mostra Monster.
Death Note was always just a side review, wasn't my main focus.
Everyone is always telling me
"Watch Monster", "Watch monster".
And it's not too bad so far.
Getting kinda boring, but I won't give up on it.
It's sort of my "job"..

#3: THE WHOLE THING FEELS TOO SILLY:
Something about it all, just bugs me..

5 dead rising bosees I don't even BOTHER with most times

posted by Canada24

#1: RANDY:
This dude is IMPOSSIBLE

#2: The magicians:
Impossible!

#3: ANTOINE:
I just gave up eventually.
Espically after having wasted an entire MG gun on him.
And FUCK that healing!

#4: TED AND SNOWFLAKE:
I HATE that friggin tiger!

#5: LEON:
Well, I don't mind fighting him actually, but it takes forever with him rarely sitting still, and I didn't have the time, Katie needed her medicine

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TEN THINGS te MAY NOT OF KNOWN ABOUT CONNOR NOILES (Aka: Canada24)

posted by Canada24

#1:
To all my Alpha and Omega fans, it's a rarely known fact, but the very first fan fiction I EVER postato (Fatherless) was postato BEFORE I have seen the actual film. I already knew all the characters from online sites, and from "other" fan fictions I read before Scrivere my own.
I only watched the movie to SAY that I watched the movie.. Ironically.. The movie was TERRIBLE.
But yet, it caused me to be where I am now..

#2:
I NEVER played Farcry 3.
That entire crossover was supported da Youtube video and character biography's..

#3:
I mention this a lot.
But the original reason I started watching MLP...

Biggest names in Slasher movies:

posted by Canada24

#1: JASON VOORHEES:
You don't even have to know the Film to know who Jason is. And he gave us a new look at old hockey masks..

#2: FREDDY KRUEGER:
He's scary, he's funny, he's friggin Freddy Krueger!
Like Jason, he became one of the biggest names in Slash movie.
And the greatest evil laugh. successivo to, well, many others, but still..

#3: MICHAEL MYERS:
Once more, He is the biggest names in Slash movie..

#4: CHUCKY:
I myself make fun of him. He is a bit of an idiot, he keeps monologing, and had so many chances to do that spell on Andy, but didn't.
But still. We all know who he is. And we all Amore that...

3 GOOD things, and 3 BAD things about being a WALKING DEAD fan..

posted by Canada24

GOOD:

#1: BATTLES:
te like gun battles, te will get LOTS of them.
Certainly can keep te interested..

#2: IT'S più SCARY THAN DRAMATIC:
Certainly makes it più interesting than most other drama's. Less of the talking, più of the killing..

#3: THE THEME SONG:
It's awesome!

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BAD:

#1: EVERYONE DIES:
It's like that mostra monster. te better get use to Rick, cause te really DON'T want to try having any other preferito character. They're just gonna die MOMENTS after we meet them..

#2: IT GETS EXTREMELY COMPLICATED:
It's one of those shows te can't miss ONE episode, o your miss very important details..

#3: SOMETIMES IT'S JUST PLANE DEPRESSING:
They seem to be hinting at the fact the zombies may NEVER die out. Humanity is gone. Joy is gone. EVERYTHING is gone..

3 memorable characters, who died in vein:

posted by Canada24

#1: JOHN MARSTON:
John's death at the hands of Ross is a poetic end to his life. His journey has been about what he would do for his family: He certainly kills for them, he helps swindle people in order to get at Bill Williamson, he works for both sides of the Mexican Civil War, he tortures a man with an prolonged beating to get information about Javier Escuela, he confronts the man who raised him, and in the end he sacrifices himself to save his family so they could lead a better life - the reason he sought redemption in the first place.
But when his son Jack Marston (unaware John's death was...

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My favourite scenes from my OWN videos.. Cause they turned out EXACTLY how they were suppose to

posted by Canada24

SCARY PONIES:
* The menacing laughter from Avenged Sevenfold..
* The scene from WILL FARRELL..

cupcakes 3:
* The menacing laughter..

cupcakes 2:
* The intro guitar..

cupcakes 1:
* The dramatic scream moments..

arcobaleno DASH AS JIMMY TATRO:
* Just about all of it..

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The Patriot is secretly OFFENSIVE

posted by Canada24

The film pretrays the British military as similar to Nazi's.
Killing prisoners of war and wounded soldiers, and burning a church filled with innocent townsfolk.

Stephen Hunter, a historian of the era, said: "Any image of the American Revolution which represents te Brits as Nazis and us as gentle folk is almost certainly wrong. It was a very amaro war, a total war, and that is something that I am afraid has been Lost to history....[T]he presence of the Loyalists (colonists who did not want to unisciti the fight for independence from Britain) meant that the War of Independence was a conflict of complex loyalties."[37] The historian Richard F. Snow, editor of American Heritage magazine, detto of the church-burning scene: "Of course it never happened—if it had do te think Americans would have forgotten it? It could have kept us out of World War I."