Bullet for my Valentine - Taking it out on me

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Because this song is fucking awesome

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FIVE YEARS EARLIER:

It was a cold, dark, rainy afternoon. Perfect for the mood everyone was in.

Everyone was gathered around a gravestone. On it read...

"Kate Mcreary - 1980 to 2008"

But nothing else was written against the grave, no commento like te would see on many gravestones. It just detto her name and the dates. Nothing to interesting.

"I never thought this would happen... I never fucking thought it... Kate.. sweet, innocent Katie... She didn't diserve it.. She never hurt anyone!... She didn't do nothing to nobody. It was us McReary men who were the sinners. We're paying for that ourselves,...

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superiore, in alto ten Pegan Min Citazioni

posted by Canada24

#1:
Pagan Min: I distinctly remember saying, "Stop the bus." Not "shoot the bus." "*Stop* the bus." I'm very particular with my words. "Stop." "Shoot." "Stop." "Shoot." Do those words sound the same?
Officer: But it got out of control...
Pagan Min: I'm sorry, I didn't hear you. What did te say?
Officer: It got out of control.
Pagan Min: "Got out of control." I hate when things get out of control.
[stabs the soldier with a pen, throws him to the ground and continues stabbing him]
Pagan Min: (while stabbing him) te had one fucking job and te couldn't fucking do that!
[sits]
Pagan Min: And I got blood...

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superiore, in alto 20 Freddy Krueger Citazioni

posted by Canada24

#1:
"[narrating] My children... from the very beginning, it was the children who gave me my power. The Springwood Slasher, that's what they called me. My reign of terror was legendary. Dozens of children would fall da my blades. Then the parents of Springwood came for me, taking justice into their own hands. When I was alive, I might have been a little naughty, but after they killed me, I became something much, much worse. The stuff nightmares are made of. The children still feared me, and their fear gave me the power to invade their dreams, and that's when the fun REALLY began. Until they figured...

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CANADA24 reviews I SPIT ON YOUR GRAVE

posted by Canada24

According to Cinema Snob this movie use to be called

"Rape and revenge"

Really gives away the ending, doesn't it?

This movie is banned in my own country.
And for good reason.

Any SANE person would be left with this reaction.

You know.. The same one from Cannibal Halocoast.. o the Twilight movies.

The film is noted for its controversial depiction of graphic violence, nudity, obscene language, and lengthy depictions of gang rape which take up 30 minuti of the film's runtime.

Yeah.. Who wants to spent 30 minuti watching some poor woman getting assaulted da hillbillies simply cause she has tits...

I found a GOOD creepy pasta: simply titled 1978

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In my opinion, it's più depressing than scary

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I like to think I live a nice life. I own a cozy, 3 bedroom home in a quiet neighborhood in the suburbs. I have a wife I care about deeply and a 9 anno old son who is my world. I enjoy my job as an accountant, and I'm well recognized in the community. I can confidently say I greatly enjoy living and appreciate all that I have earned. I only wish my entire life had been like this.

You see, throughout my teens and early adulthood, I suffered from severe anxiety issues stemming from an...

superiore, in alto TEN WORST THINGS THE JOKER HAS DONE:

posted by Canada24

This was deleted for some reason.. So redoing it..

#1: HARMING/KILLING CHILDREN:
As bad as Trevor Phillips can get.
Joker is still worse.
Joker has no boundaries, he grabbed Robin hostage when he was still a little kid in the show, tortured him for weeks on straight, and made the poor boy go insane.
Joker would burn down a orphanage full of sick childrun because he's "bored".
He does something even worse.
The Joker gives unsuspecting children poisoned cotton candy, and the children instantly died, but does the Joker feel remorse?
No he just laughs maniacally..

#2: KILLING PEOPLE WITH SHARDS OF GLASS:...

superiore, in alto TEN SCARIEST CREEPYPASTAS OF MY OPINION

posted by Canada24

#1: GIVE IT EVERYTHING:
It's kinda hard to summarize this story, but basically it's a set of emails, where a man gets a mysterious dog on his front yard, holding a sign saying "give it everything", and gave it too his son. But the kid begins recitazione weird after that. And the dog watches him sleep, not in a cute way, but disturbing way.
In each email, the writer becomes più and più paranoid.
I won't spoil much, so your have to read the story.
But it's scarier than te think.. Especially when THATCREEPYREADING reads it to you..

#2: NO HOMOPHONES:
The narrator is fucking NUTS. As a kid, he got...

preferito video game weapons.. (feating Windwakerguy430, and fanfiction's Hardrocker21 and RedRose85)

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#1: MAKE PAYNE 3 - uzi (or Micro SMG if te prefer):
I never played the others. I play Max Payne 3 as it's OWN game.. The 3rd games gives enough to understand the character.. His family is dead, he's rarely serious, he has a serious temper issue, but he's a decent human being, even though he believes he's NOT.
Anyway. Max seems to prefer hand weapons.
In all cutscenes, if your using a shotgun o machine gun, he will hold it in his other hand while holding a handgun as the actual weapon, and after each cut scene te always have to switch back to it. Something that confused the first time, I did...

superiore, in alto ten Nostalgia Critic Citazioni PART 3

posted by Canada24

#1:
Elizabeth: I have absolutely no intention of marrying Everard. I'm sorry to upset your plans, but...
Elizabeth's Father: Plans did te say? My one and only plan, dear girl, is to see te as happy as possible, and I would never dream of forcing te to do something te don't want to.
Critic:(as Elizabeth's father) Unless it was the beginning of the movie in which case I detto te had no choice.
Critic: (as a scene of Elizabeth and her father hugging plays) Seriously, what did she do different? She made the same argument she did before. In fact, it's actually less angry. Are te honestly telling...

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I think I like Nostalgia Critic a bit più than AVGN

posted by Canada24

Yes..
James Rolfe is the one who's più popular, and probably was on Youtube FIRST. Doug Walker probably came second.

And yes..
They have più o less the SAME humour. They're both portrayed as Anti-Heroes.
NERD is portrayed as an foul mouthed, abusive, mentally insane, alcoholic.
And CRETIC is portrayed as equally short tempered, abusive, insane, and foul mouthed.

But somehow, I find Nostalgia Critic a bit funnier than Angry Video Game Nerd.

I guess it's Doug Walker's voice.
He has that high pitched voice, that make the angry rants that much funnier.

But I don't NOT like Nerd.
He's still funny.. Hell, he's hilarious.
Cretic is just a bit più hilarious..

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Most UNDERRATED Metallica album

posted by Canada24

As all TRUE Metallica fan know.
ST ANGER is often the "worst" album.

But why?

I gave it a listen.
And I tell te what.
There is NOTHING bad about an album opening up with FRANTIC.

Haters say, it's the lack of solos that makes this album so bad.
But the solos often got SO long, I don't consider this really a BAD thing. più for the actual SONGS.

And it's also the loud snare drums that's hated on.
But I fuckin Amore the snare drums Lars Ulrich really shows off how talented he is. As the drums are extremely loud, but not in a bad way. The POINT of Metallica, is to be LOUD.

I'm not sure how much enjoyment I'll get out of them LIVE, xD

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WHY Cupakes would never happen

posted by Canada24

#1:
Pinkie would never hurt her friends, Pinkamena murders arcobaleno Dash with joy.

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#2:
Pinkie makes cupcakes normally, Pinkamena uses dead bodies.

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#3:
Pinkie is a bit slow witted, Pinkamena would often demonstrate unnaturally high intelligence in later crossovers.

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#4:
Pinkie is a cute and harmless little pony. Pinkamena is an mentally ill serial killer.

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#5:
Pinkie cracks light hearted jokes, Pinkamena has a very twisted (Freddy Krueger like) humor.

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superiore, in alto ten most EVIL villains: PART 2:

posted by Canada24

#1: DOCTOR HARLAN FONTAINE (La Noire):
Fontaine is one of the most cold and ruthless characters in the game, obsessed with power and manipulation. He constantly utilizes people to further his ends, as seen da his keeping Elsa Lichtmann addicted to drugs in order to investigate the breakdown of an addict and using Lou Buchwalter for the Fund, causing his death. He is also a master at manipulating people, demonstrated da how he convinced Courtney Sheldon to give him the stolen army surplus morphine in blatant abuse of his trust. Furthermore, he manipulated Ira Hogeboom to assist in the Fund's...

superiore, in alto 8 Greatest LA NOIRE moments

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#1: LEROY SNAPS:
Lorna's lack of grief, her relationship with Leroy, as well as Lester's life insurance raised Phelps' suspicions. Phelps and Bekowsky eventually discover that Lester was murdered da a bistecca knife, and was dead before the car hit him. If the player had already found the knife, when first investigating the crime scene. Cole will conclude this is the same one (witch is proven correct).
Phelps and Bekowsky will confront Lorna at her home. Revealing how cowardly she actually is, Lorna attempted to pin all the blame onto Leroy.
Unfortunately Leroy overheard and, armed with a handgun,...

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superiore, in alto 5 video game characters who are neither good o bad:

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#1: TREVOR PHILLIPS (GTA 5):
Trevor shows to be extremely protective of those he cares for. He threatens ANYONE who disrespects them. And his anger of Brad's death show's he truly did care about the man.
But Trevor is ALSO impetuous, vengeful, psychotic, unhinged, unpredictable, untamed, infamous, sociopathic and prone to violent outbursts and destructive rampages - in the secondo trailer he smashed an unknown person's head into a bar counter and was then seen setting a house on fuoco and walking out of the area without a care in sight. He does everything in an awful and relentless manner, (much...

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Got bored so made superiore, in alto eight Citazioni from SPOOF MAJOR:

posted by Canada24

#1:
The Majr: Gentlemen… we… are Nazis!
Nazis: Sieg heil! Sieg heil!
The Major: And we… Will have war!
Nazis: Sieg heil! Sieg heil!
The Major: And we… AND WE… *sneeze*
Nazis: Gesundheit! Gesundheit!

#2:
Doctor: But Major, now that they know of our plans...
Major: Ah, Herr Doctor, but that is the plan~! Now that they know our plan, they will plan around our plan, and so we shall in turn plan around the plan that they are planning around our plan!!
Doctor: ...Your brilliance knows no bounds!
Major: And regardless... We have one advantage that they sorely lack... ZEPPELINS!

#3:
The Major: Ah, if...

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superiore, in alto 5 most Disturbing songs:

posted by Canada24

#1: Eminem - KIM:
There's a certain part of Eminem that most would call me the same as.
Marshal is famish for having a very dark humour, much like myself.
But in this one, he manages to take it a step to far, as he's barely even singing, really just screaming.
Eminem, thanks his many talents, makes us believe he might of actually done this (witch he doesn't, Kim is his X wife, an it was just "wishful thinking"). Eminem is never the killer he is in his songs, it's just his humour. He's probably pretty nice, who really know..

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Not MLP themed, but what's your thoughts on this scary story I found?

posted by Canada24

It started with my 3 anno old son screaming in his room in the middle of the night. When I came in to check on him he was in hysterics. Tears ran down his little cheeks as he cried about how the Boogeyman had frightened him. I let him sleep with my wife and I for the night, thinking it was just a bad dream.

The successivo evening he didn’t even want to be in his room, but I convinced him that the Boogey Man was just a figment of his imagination. I was awoken once più da his screams. I rushed to his room, to find him in tears again.

On the third night I set up a videocamera in his room, in order...

superiore, in alto 6 funny radio moments from GTA 4 and 5

posted by Canada24

#1:
MAN: Young man? te trapped in the Seventies? Nobody says "young man".
What else te gonna say? "Fresh"?
LAZLOW: Look--whatever, homeboy. Listen. Tell me what the kids are into. I gotta connect with the kids. Not my private parts, te know, but--that's for online--but, what are te out doing?
MAN: Yo, I'm delivering weed.
LAZLOW: But, you--you're only like thirteen.
MAN: Exactly. I won't go to prison.

#2:
GIRL: Yeah, um, oh, my God, am I on the radio!?
LAZLOW: Do te not realize that? This is a microphone, stupid!

#3:
Alan McClean: Speaking gives an atmosphere of fear!.. Waterboarding gives an atmosphere...

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Crazy Times 2 Part 6

posted by Canada24

"HOLLY FUCK! IT's FUCKIN BURNING!.. The whole place!... I've got to go in! I've got to get something!" Roman cried, seeing Dimitri and Burgarini have literary burnt down Roman's apartment, and Roman tried running into it, but Niko held him back.

"Leave it, cousin! This place is gone" Niko replied.

"THEY FUCKIN BURNT IT NIKO!... Do te know how long it took me to get a place of my own!? te got off the barca and I was here for you... I had NOTHING!.. nobody!.. I worked my way up from the fucking dirt!"

They reach Roman's taxi business only to see it has ALSO been burnt down, further angering Roman....