Bullet for my Valentine - Taking it out on me

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Because this song is fucking awesome

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Canada24 risposte dumb questions: PART 2

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How does sex start?
"With human contact!"

How long can a little girl hold her breathe
"3 weeks"

How do I ask a domanda on Yahoo Answers?
"YOU JUST DID!!"

How do te tell which side of the potato chip is saltier?
"Take it to McDonald's"

Do midgets have night vision?
"Only in Mexico"

Can te lose your virginity if te fall?
"Only if it's off a bike"

How do I take care of my pet potato?
"With Amore and a full stomach"

What if the girl that thinks I'm the dad isn't the mom?
"...................... WHAT!?"

How do I get accepted into Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry?
"You draw a lighting bolt on your fourhead,...

Crazy Times FULL STORY... Part five

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A FEW DAYS LATER:

"Thanks for meeting with us McReary? Were te followed?" Michael asked.

"No.. I mean.. I don't think so.. What's this about!?" Packie cried, as he came to meet with Michael, Franklyn, Trevor and Lester.

"Who is this punk!? Why dose he get to come!?" Trevor cried.

"He's the leader of his group, so it seems a sicuro, cassetta di sicurezza bet to add him in on the planning" Michael replied.

"I would of rathered te bring Caryl.. Than THIS loser!" Trevor cried.

"Hey fuck te ma-

"Hey, hey, can we not do this wait now?" Franklyn cried, stepping in between them.

"Besides Trevor.. Carly IS coming.. She'll just be...

Crazy Times FULL STORY... Part three

posted by Canada24

MEANWHILE:

"Excuse me, are the one that ha rubato, stola Maureen's necklace?" Dash asked a guy she saw smoking on a park bench.

"Oh, te mean that old Irish lady.. What's it too you?" The guy replied.

"Give it back.. o I will have to hurt you" Dash threatened.

The guy laughed it off.

"Look beautiful.. Why don't te just get Lost before I call my boys over here and MAKE te lea-

Suddenly his sentence was cut short da Dash violently tackling him to the ground

"I'm not screwing around anymore.. Hand it over" Dash demanded.

"Ahh!.. te crazy bitch! I'm calling my boys-

Dash cut his sentence short da pressing his...

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superiore, in alto ten DICK fathers:

posted by Canada24

#1: DENETHOR - LORD OF THE RINGS:
He loves Boromir.
But could care less about his younger son Faramir.
To point he tells Faramir, to his face, he wishes Boromir was one that survived.
And sends Faramir on a sucide mission.

He redeems though. But dose in the worst possible way.

He falls into madness when he believes a wounded Faramir is dead from a futile effort to retake Osgiliath, leaving Gandalf to command the city defences against the Orc army under Gothmog. But as Gothmog's forces eventually force their way into the city, Denethor tries to kill himself and Faramir on a bonfire. Luckily, Pippin...

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Windwakerguy430's superiore, in alto Ten XBox Games I Recommend to Canada24 (If He Hasn't Already Played Them)

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So, Canada24. He’s a sarcastic, impolite, possibly psychotic jerk, yet that’s what we’re good Friends (Of course, I’m only kidding), and what I know about him is that he owns an XBox. And I also know that he as some pretty good games, like GTA, Assassin’s Creed, and Dead Rising. However, there are also those other good games for the console that he probably doesn’t have yet. So, I want to share with him (And all of you) A few games that I well recommend to him. Now, before I start, these are games only for the XBox 360, weather they are on discs, o can be bought from the XBox Store....

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My superiore, in alto five most popolare reviews

posted by Canada24

#1: ALPHA AND OMEGA STORIES:
My constant angry rants about the heavy amounts of rape, incest, torture, murder and all the hate on poor Kate. Leaves these reviews with a lot of entertainment value.
Along with my ways of comparing the characters to My Little pony and giving people different ways to look at it.
A lot of people say my words are harse, and their probably right.
But still people Amore these articles, and constantly ask me to review their stories. Finally giving me a reason to return to this fan base after nearly 4 years of being away from Alpha and Omega...

#2: HELLSING:
I gave the best...

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6 reviewers from back in my Alpha and Omega days... (I still makes these to this day)

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#1; LILLYS OPPOSITE SIDE:
Well. Here I go..

Obviously, the main reason for not liking this, is the sex.
So much fuckin sex, sex, SEX!
Sadly, it's not the first story to involve 'incest', nor is it the 'worst'.
Though it's certainly up there.

There's even one between Kate and Lilly in this story.
I mean. For goodness sakes. There sisters, there's so many reasons why that is wrong.
Though least its better than when I read a story about Kate and Lilly 'doing' Winston, and he 'letting them'.
Seriously. What is wrong with people!?

As te expect.
The full story is the type of deal that makes te hate Lilly....

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superiore, in alto 8 best things about being a Brony

posted by Canada24

#8: PINKIE'S CUTENESS LEVEL's:
Although this can be for EVERY character. Partially Scootaloo.
However.
Fluttershy is overrated.. There. I detto it.. (sits and waits for the haters)

#7: RULE 84 GAGS:
Though this also counts as the WORST thing.
But either way
I never would of realised how much I was missing out on.
Though. At the same time.
Part of the reason I became a brony in the first place is I found a image of it, when looking though Skyrim images..

#6: pony Musica VIDEOS:
No comments..

#5: DISCORD:
These days, Discord (John De Lancie) is the main reason I still watch the mostra itself.
As even though...

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superiore, in alto 5 WORST TRAITS ABOUT CANADA24 (Connor T. Noiles):

posted by Canada24

I am differently not someone people should look up to as role model.. Though some people still do...

#1: DOUCHEBAG:
I am not ALWAYS trying to keep the peace.
Sometimes I am trying to make people hate each other even più for my own enjoyment of seeing writers go back and forth at each other.
And when people troll ME I just do what I can to make them hate me even more..

#2: HYPOCRISY:
I am always whining about there needing to be no CLOPPING, but the truth, I DO like Leggere them sometimes, kinda makes me a dick when te think about it..

#3: SELF HATE:
I often make fun of myself.
Saying I'm a stupid...

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superiore, in alto 10 Most disturbing moments in human history

posted by Canada24

#10: SLAVERY:
No comment..

#9: ASSASINATIONS:
The idea of it disturbs me..

#8: MEDIEVAL TORTURING:
What was wrong with people back then!?

#7: HALOCOAST:
The Holocaust, also known as the Shoah, was a genocide in which approximately six million Jews were killed da Adolf Hitler's Nazi regime and its collaborators. Some historians use a definition of the Holocaust that includes the additional five million non-Jewish victims of Nazi mass murders, bringing the total to approximately eleven million. Killings took place throughout Nazi Germany and German-occupied territories..

#6: TED BUNDY:
Theodore Robert...

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superiore, in alto five bands who sound better in non-scream songs

posted by Canada24

#1: SLIPKNOT:
Slipknot is different. Their the only band I actually LIKE the screaming. espically in PSYCHOSOCIAL.
Especially cause it's not overly used.
But still.
Lesson to DEAD MEMORIES, and tell me that isn't più badass than his scream voice..

#2: BULLET FOR MY VALENTINE:
Again, actually LIKE Matthew Tuck's screams, just like Matt Shadows from Avenged Sevonfold and Corey Taylor of Slipknot.
But it's più fresco, dispositivo di raffreddamento when their not..

#3: DROWNING POOL:
They go under the lista from number 2.
But still.
It's nice to hear him using his REAL voice..

#4: agnello OF GOD:
I am not a fan of agnello of God.
Their too death...

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superiore, in alto 8 best walking dead battles in my opinion..

posted by Canada24

#8: DAYS GONE BYE:
No better way to introduce a series, than with a police shoot out, that later leads to someone waking up to a zombie apocalypse (literary).
I mean.
Who HASN'T felt Rick's fear and confusion, what would anybody else do..

#7: TRIGGER FINGER:
When Glenn and Rick try to retrieve a, probably traumatized, Hershal from a bar they are greeted da two strangers witch eventually ends in Rick shooting them both dead, and when their Friends find out they get angry and full out gunfight begins.

#6: BESIDE THE DYING FIRE:
The entire first half the episode is one big battle, gotta Amore that.....

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superiore, in alto five female singers who USE to be hot

posted by Canada24

#5: MADONNA:
Not much to say..

#4: MILEY CYRUS:
I never liked her myself.
But did "respect" her once..
But it's fair to say.
She Lost that privilege..

#3: LADY GAGA:
Se probably still is, I don't know.. It's been many many years since I cared about Lady Gaga.
But her song Just Dance was once a token of my childhood, so I should at least mention her under this list..
Putting her as MAYBE still hot, but who hell could tell under all that max up and bizarre hair styles.
At least with Katy Perry te can tell she's still pretty hot, even under all those stupid outfits and shit..

#2: LINDSEY LOHAN:
A perfectv example of how once innocent people can become FUCKED UP..

#1: BRITTNEY SPEARS:
She use too be so friggin hot,
WHAT HAPPENED!?
No wait..
We KNOW what happened.
She went bold.
And took too many drugs.
Nobody cares about her anymore.
Though at least her voice is still pretty.
Unless the grand theft auto song was written BEFORE her rampage..

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superiore, in alto ten most misunderstood/tragic villains..

posted by Canada24

#10: FREDDY KRUEGER: (nightmare on elms street):
It's weird thinking of him as 'tragic' isn't it?
Arguably the main reason he is always defeated da woman, is because there is ONE thing he's still afried of.. Beauty.
Witch is something completely unknown to him.
His birth was something his own "mother" wanted nothing to do with.
She was rapped da a dozen manics and his birth 'wasn't suppose to happen'.
Because of this.
He was sent from orphanage to orphanage where he was constantly bullied da the students, who treated him as a freak because of what happened his mother.
Eventually he was adopted by...

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Canada24 reviews THE CONFURING: (spoilers)

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So.. Having watched Insidious Chapter 3, and hearing Conjuring 2 is actually really good.

Here's my review of one of the few horror Film too actually keep me up at night (me).

So, we start off with Annabelle.
Yeah, from that cursed doll shitty crossover movie.
But, trust me, in this movie Annabelle actually IS scary.
Mainly cause we don't fully understand how strong the demon inside the doll truly is.
All we know is that the people that have it, sees that Annabelle moves on it's own and leaves creepy messages all over the room.
And when one of them tries to throw it away, it leads yo the first...

SATEN TWIST AND ALEXMINE: Season 1; episode 3 (part 3)

posted by Canada24

Saten: (opens the front door) ... Trixie?

Trixie: Hello

Saten: (hugs her tightly) Oh thank god! te have NO idea how much I need te wait now.

Trixie: (moans softly) Well, I could use some comfort myself.. I Lost my job.

Saten: Shit? Really?.. That was always your thing.

Trixie: Yes, but there is a bright side.. te clearly need me wait now.

Saten: Ohh, te have NO idea.. Derpy dead, Glaze in jail.. I'm so depr-

Trixie: (suddenly kisses him on the lips).

Saten: (serprised, but kisses her back.. Well. Tries too, but AlexMane walks in, ruining the moment).

AlexMane: I'm leaving now.

Saten: Uhh.. Great.....

3 reasons why I stopped reviewing Death Note

posted by Canada24

#1: I DON'T CARE ABOUT THOSE CHARACTERS:
It's like MLP.. te can give this mostra an honest try, and STILL not like it.
And I already know Light goes nuts, and he seemed like the only decent person of the show.
Everyone else is annoying.
Even L (sorry Aqua)..

#2: ONE Anime IS ENOUGH:
I really need to FOCUS on that mostra Monster.
Death Note was always just a side review, wasn't my main focus.
Everyone is always telling me
"Watch Monster", "Watch monster".
And it's not too bad so far.
Getting kinda boring, but I won't give up on it.
It's sort of my "job"..

#3: THE WHOLE THING FEELS TOO SILLY:
Something about it all, just bugs me..

5 dead rising bosees I don't even BOTHER with most times

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#1: RANDY:
This dude is IMPOSSIBLE

#2: The magicians:
Impossible!

#3: ANTOINE:
I just gave up eventually.
Espically after having wasted an entire MG gun on him.
And FUCK that healing!

#4: TED AND SNOWFLAKE:
I HATE that friggin tiger!

#5: LEON:
Well, I don't mind fighting him actually, but it takes forever with him rarely sitting still, and I didn't have the time, Katie needed her medicine

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TEN THINGS te MAY NOT OF KNOWN ABOUT CONNOR NOILES (Aka: Canada24)

posted by Canada24

#1:
To all my Alpha and Omega fans, it's a rarely known fact, but the very first fan fiction I EVER postato (Fatherless) was postato BEFORE I have seen the actual film. I already knew all the characters from online sites, and from "other" fan fictions I read before Scrivere my own.
I only watched the movie to SAY that I watched the movie.. Ironically.. The movie was TERRIBLE.
But yet, it caused me to be where I am now..

#2:
I NEVER played Farcry 3.
That entire crossover was supported da Youtube video and character biography's..

#3:
I mention this a lot.
But the original reason I started watching MLP...

Biggest names in Slasher movies:

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#1: JASON VOORHEES:
You don't even have to know the Film to know who Jason is. And he gave us a new look at old hockey masks..

#2: FREDDY KRUEGER:
He's scary, he's funny, he's friggin Freddy Krueger!
Like Jason, he became one of the biggest names in Slash movie.
And the greatest evil laugh. successivo to, well, many others, but still..

#3: MICHAEL MYERS:
Once more, He is the biggest names in Slash movie..

#4: CHUCKY:
I myself make fun of him. He is a bit of an idiot, he keeps monologing, and had so many chances to do that spell on Andy, but didn't.
But still. We all know who he is. And we all Amore that...