Caption Contest #4

Cinders Waitress: Here's your vegetarian clam chowder with vegetarian fish sticks, Sheriff. Bella: Wow! That tofu looks like real fish. Charlie: Yeah, that's cause it is. Bella: But how is it vegetarian if it's fish? Charlie: Bella, you know fish doesn't count as meat. Bella: Oh, I get it. You mean like how deer don't count as humans, so they're vegetables. Charlie: Exactly. Wait-- what?

renrae BWAHAHA! Ah, you made me laugh so hard at that.

November99 Scary thing: fish doesn't actually count as meat to Catholics. Charlie: so I heard you're dating...? Bella:*nervous* yeah, he's so sweet. Charlie: well, good for you. So, when can I meet him? Bella: NEVER BECAUSE I'LL MARRY HIM AND HAVE HIS BABY AND YOU WON'T MEET HIM!!! *runs out* Charlie: *stares* After Cinder's comment, mine sucks TT_TT

Myf_1992 Ciners was hilerious. but I loved November's too. you guys make me giggle! And that's why I love you XD

Myf_1992 Can I just ask, What the hell is that guy doing to the waitress??? Butt-Rape or What!?!

Asvini Bella:...And I don't know what to do, what do you think? Charlie? Hey, are you listening? Charlie: Nah, you were really going on there, so I zoned out and started thinking about my mustache instead. Bella: You were ignoring my Edward woes to daydream about your mustache?!? Charlie: Yes, that's how boring you are. I was having more fun thinking about my mustache. My lip hair. My whiskers. My nostril curtain. My kiss tickler. My face fuzz. My lip sweater. My under-nose fluff. My mid-face bristles. Bella: You care more about your mustache than me! Charlie: Who wouldn't?

Myf_1992 Wow, Vini, I didn't know there were so many names for a mustache... my mustache. My lip hair. My whiskers. My nostril curtain. My kiss tickler. My face fuzz. My lip sweater. My under-nose fluff. My mid-face bristles.... Did you use a thesaurus or do have a mustache? Bella: *scared voice* Hey Charlie, What is that man doing to the waitress? Charlie: Just close your eyes, baby, and its like he's not even there. *Bella closes her eyes* Bella: Wow, its like everythings black!

OCFan123 Charlie: So, I was reading a vampire novel... Bella: Really, what's it about? Charlie: Oh you know, about regurlar vampires and stuff. Bella: Oh, so you think the vampires are cool? Charlie: Yup. Bella: *muttering* I bet my beautiful talented, wonderful, sparkly, vegetarian vampire Edward is a way better vampire then any of them... Charlie: Yea-wait, what do you mean by that!? Bella: *eyes widen* CHECK PLEASE!

Asvini Lol Myf, no thesaurus and certainly no mustache. I just like the idea that Charlie finds Bella so boing he'd rather space out and think about mustaches, and mustache synonyms than listen to her any more. By the way, I somehow hadn't even noticed the creepy guy behind the waitress till you mentioned it, now it's the first thing I notice whenever I see the picture :D

Myf_1992 Charlie does seem to have a pretty funkified mustache. That creepy guy was the first thing I noticed. I think that says more about me that the picture though.

renrae Stepheneie Meyer: Wait, why is Kristin over there? I'M supposed to be over there! yeah, it sucks. but SMeyer is in the picture and it's all i could think of because cinder's comment isin my brain.

snoznoodle LOL! These are golden!! LOVE vini's and cinders AGAIN! Sidenote: It's weird cos I'm Australian and we spell "mustache" like "moustache". It seems like you guys are making spelling mistakes to me lol! Weird. Bella: And then I dropped my apple and he totally caught it like super fast. Charlie: Mmmhmm... Bella: Like I wouldn't ever be able to catch it that fast. Seriously, Mike couldn't catch that apple and he's like the best in the class. Charlie: (mumbling)That's fantastic... Bella: And I think Mike likes me but I'm not sure... When I'm around him he like totally wants to do everything for me... but I dunno maybe he's just like REALLY nice to ugly people. What do you think? Charlie: That's probably it yeah. Bella: ...Charlie? You're not even listening! Charlie: Oh sorry honey I'm... sleeping. Bella: You're talking to me. Charlie: ...Yeah I sleep talk. Bella: ...You're eating fish. Charlie: I'm sleep eating. It's a thing. Bella: I don't think it's a thing. Charlie: Well I'm doing it aren't I? Bella: I... guess so. Charlie: See it's a thing. Better be quiet though hun. Sleep eating isn't easy. Bella: (whispers)Sorry... Charlie: Shhhh.