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This Critical Analysis of Twilight foto contains birreria and brasserie. There might also be bistro, commensale, and diner.

Enchantedfan, CalantheRose and 16 others like this

Cinders Waitress: Here's your vegetarian clam chowder with vegetarian fish sticks, Sheriff. Bella: Wow! That tofu looks like real fish. Charlie: Yeah, that's cause it is. Bella: But how is it vegetarian if it's fish? Charlie: Bella, you know fish doesn't count as meat. Bella: Oh, I get it. You mean like how deer don't count as humans, so they're vegetables. Charlie: Exactly. Wait-- what?

renrae BWAHAHA! Ah, you made me laugh so hard at that.

November99 Scary thing: fish doesn't actually count as meat to Catholics. Charlie: so I heard you're dating...? Bella:*nervous* yeah, he's so sweet. Charlie: well, good for you. So, when can I meet him? Bella: NEVER BECAUSE I'LL MARRY HIM AND HAVE HIS BABY AND YOU WON'T MEET HIM!!! *runs out* Charlie: *stares* After Cinder's comment, mine sucks TT_TT

Myf_1992 Ciners was hilerious. but I loved November's too. you guys make me giggle! And that's why I love you XD

Myf_1992 Can I just ask, What the hell is that guy doing to the waitress??? Butt-Rape or What!?!

Asvini Bella:...And I don't know what to do, what do you think? Charlie? Hey, are you listening? Charlie: Nah, you were really going on there, so I zoned out and started thinking about my mustache instead. Bella: You were ignoring my Edward woes to daydream about your mustache?!? Charlie: Yes, that's how boring you are. I was having more fun thinking about my mustache. My lip hair. My whiskers. My nostril curtain. My kiss tickler. My face fuzz. My lip sweater. My under-nose fluff. My mid-face bristles. Bella: You care more about your mustache than me! Charlie: Who wouldn't?

Myf_1992 Wow, Vini, I didn't know there were so many names for a mustache... my mustache. My lip hair. My whiskers. My nostril curtain. My kiss tickler. My face fuzz. My lip sweater. My under-nose fluff. My mid-face bristles.... Did you use a thesaurus or do have a mustache? Bella: *scared voice* Hey Charlie, What is that man doing to the waitress? Charlie: Just close your eyes, baby, and its like he's not even there. *Bella closes her eyes* Bella: Wow, its like everythings black!

OCFan123 Charlie: So, I was reading a vampire novel... Bella: Really, what's it about? Charlie: Oh you know, about regurlar vampires and stuff. Bella: Oh, so you think the vampires are cool? Charlie: Yup. Bella: *muttering* I bet my beautiful talented, wonderful, sparkly, vegetarian vampire Edward is a way better vampire then any of them... Charlie: Yea-wait, what do you mean by that!? Bella: *eyes widen* CHECK PLEASE!

Asvini Lol Myf, no thesaurus and certainly no mustache. I just like the idea that Charlie finds Bella so boing he'd rather space out and think about mustaches, and mustache synonyms than listen to her any more. By the way, I somehow hadn't even noticed the creepy guy behind the waitress till you mentioned it, now it's the first thing I notice whenever I see the picture :D

Myf_1992 Charlie does seem to have a pretty funkified mustache. That creepy guy was the first thing I noticed. I think that says more about me that the picture though.

renrae Stepheneie Meyer: Wait, why is Kristin over there? I'M supposed to be over there! yeah, it sucks. but SMeyer is in the picture and it's all i could think of because cinder's comment isin my brain.

snoznoodle LOL! These are golden!! LOVE vini's and cinders AGAIN! Sidenote: It's weird cos I'm Australian and we spell "mustache" like "moustache". It seems like you guys are making spelling mistakes to me lol! Weird. Bella: And then I dropped my apple and he totally caught it like super fast. Charlie: Mmmhmm... Bella: Like I wouldn't ever be able to catch it that fast. Seriously, Mike couldn't catch that apple and he's like the best in the class. Charlie: (mumbling)That's fantastic... Bella: And I think Mike likes me but I'm not sure... When I'm around him he like totally wants to do everything for me... but I dunno maybe he's just like REALLY nice to ugly people. What do you think? Charlie: That's probably it yeah. Bella: ...Charlie? You're not even listening! Charlie: Oh sorry honey I'm... sleeping. Bella: You're talking to me. Charlie: ...Yeah I sleep talk. Bella: ...You're eating fish. Charlie: I'm sleep eating. It's a thing. Bella: I don't think it's a thing. Charlie: Well I'm doing it aren't I? Bella: I... guess so. Charlie: See it's a thing. Better be quiet though hun. Sleep eating isn't easy. Bella: (whispers)Sorry... Charlie: Shhhh.

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For Sane Twilight fan (and because only 4 people on the Twilight series club attempted to help me)

posted by sapherequeen

*A lot of people may here may freak out on me for asking this but I really need some help*

Okay, I have been wondering about this for such a long time. And now, I absolutely want an answer!!

I have been Team Switzerland since the end of New Moon. I really like both Edward and Jacob, and I have no huge problems with them. (Well, ok, there's one issue I have with both but it evens out the score and I am not getting into those). But after some point, I began to wonder...which team would I be on if I really had to choose? It soon became something important for me to know, and every time I see a...

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MLIA (my life is average) - Edward Cullen hate.

posted by AliceHaleCullen

I came across the site 'My life is average' (link) where people send in random Citazioni such as 'Today, my friend and I bought cake mix at the store. The cashier jokingly told us to bring him back some cake. We did. MLIA."
I curiously searched Edward Cullen and some pretty much hilarious results came up!

"Today, my 12-year-old Twilight obsessed little sister told me she wanted a life sized picture of Edward Cullen to put up on her wall. Since she's always telling me how much better Twilight is than Harry Potter, I decided to get her a life sized picture of Cedric Diggory instead. MLIA"

Not the funniest one there, but i've seen some that have made me literally crease. I would recommend looking some up if te want a good laugh and hate the hype surrounding Twilight! :)

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Twilight/New Moon: Funny !!

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Twilight Saga Review

posted by Saritaswims

Well i read twilight saga and i got confused I was thinking of either smashing my head with the book o the bacheca i mean come on who the f*** makes Vampiri#From Dracula to Buffy... and all creatures of the night in between. sparkle! i mean unless te want to give the image that there gay but there daring the oppisite sex.

Moving on anyway i have to compare Harry Potter Series vs. Twilight Saga Harry potter wins major. becuase twilight is just SO predictiable i mean common harry potter makes te want to stay at the end of your chair becuase its awesome

any way twilight is an OK book and the twilight movie i have to say it suks. the libri are alright im just hoping that MIdnight sun is a million times better and also i know your gonna ask what team are te on im just gonna say I really dont care its not real so why even bother but if i was a Twihard i would choose Team Buffy becuase i want those cullens except ALICE<CARSILE<AND ESME to be killed for good i mean where ta hell id buffy when te nees her

i hope te see my point PEACE

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Edward vs. Dracula

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Twilight Sucks! emo Vampire [Lyrics]

posted by tooch

I'll never be an emo vampire, Setting tweenaged loins on fire.
I've got nothing in common with the Vampiri#From Dracula to Buffy... and all creatures of the night in between. of today.
They gaze at girls and pout and brood and then just run away.
This Twilight hack thinks she can come along and change the vampire rules.
I guess sleeping in coffins and wearing capes, suddenly isn't cool.
Girls won't climb up trees with me o canoodle in the grass.
And when I play vampire baseball, I always get picked last.
Oh come on! Seriously dudes. That's a human te just picked over me.
I've seduced all kinds of women from all over the world.
But, now the only dates I get...

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Bella Swan: Sociopath?

posted by nuxi

{edited, added some stuff, just an informal consideration of a few of the arguments that support the accusation}

"Bella cigno is a sociopath."

It’s an extreme statement, to be sure. However, it’s not one to be dismissed offhand, without consideration towards its arguments.

First, here are a couple definitions of the term sociopath.
-Random House Dictionary:
a person, as a psychopathic personality, whose behavior is antisocial and who lacks a sense of moral responsibility o social conscience.
-American Heritage Dictionary of Cultural Literacy:
Someone whose social behavior is extremely abnormal....

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How Edward Got Bella Pregnant, and Why Renesmee Does Not Suffer From Down Syndrome

posted by youknowit101

How Edward Got Bella Pregnant, Why it's Not Sexist, and Why Renesmee Does Not Suffer From Down Syndrome

Youknowit101/Cassie-1-2-3 collaboration.

I asked a domanda a bit fa asking what bothers te about Bella’s pregnancy. (in a different spot) We got some very interesting answers, thank you. We are now here to respond to the points made.

(Keep in mind that we did not consult anyone associated with the creation of the Twilight Series. We just used logic and text to make sense of everything.)

(I’m going to be using words like penis and orgasm, so if te haven’t had a certain talk with your...

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Breaking Dawn Review

posted by OCFan123

AHHHH! I just got my C.A.T. Medel! YAAAY! To celebrate, I decided to write an articolo about Breaking Dawn, since im not in school today!
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Okay. So I first got Breaking Dawn when I was a twi-hard fan, and I couldnt wait to read it! I was sure it would be great!
Boy, was I wrong.
The book was horrible. Just flat out horrible. I mean, I have read a lot of libri in my life than were not good, but this took the cake. Everything was just "blah"
I mean...characters were out of character, there was hardly even a plot, and I felt like I was Leggere a cheap horror novel. I mean, through the whole thing...

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Critical Analysis of Character: Edward Cullen

posted by hermione980

Okay, i decided to write a critical analysis of a character from the twilight series. My first choice would have been to do one on Bella Swan, but there is already a whole spot dedicated to that, so i decided on my secondo choice: Edward Cullen. So I hauled out all my Twilight libri and combed through them, analyzing and taking notes. Please leave a commento on my critical analysis telling me what te think, what te agree on and what te disagree on. Please no nasty comments. Enjoy!
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Okay, number one...one of the reasons Twilight is so dramatic and sometimes just plain depressing is because...

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Leah/Sam/Emily

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Dylan and Cole Sprouse (aka Zack and Cody) on Twilight

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In which Dylan and Cole discuss Chinese food, sleeping and vampires. (The Twilight stuff happens around 1:23, if te want to skip ahead. It's awesome.) xD

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I Am : Team Twilight and Team Anti

posted by happyfreak

when i first read twilight, i loved it. i loved all of the books. the first mocie was good but i dont like the others at all (this is my opinion, sorry if te dont agree). i even wished people were più like the characters in the books.

the important thing to remember is that these libri are meant for entertainment. do not take ideas o consigli from this book. te dont realize it, but at least 2 types of abuse happen in this book. edward is considered controlling and a stalker. jake is considered a sexual abuser and a petaphile. bella is considered a klutz, idiot, and a needy person. these books...