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what are some good insults?

such as the following i've come up with (or my friends) "You're greasier than snape!", "Eat malfoy's toenails!" "You smell like Hagrid's Buttcrack!", "You're uglier than Kreacher!" etc etc.

o other things like in the Potter Puppet Pals "Wizard Swears" video, "Cauldron Bum" "Broomhead" "Blast Ended Skank"........

thanks ;)
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Blast Ended Skank. Ahh gotta Amore HPPP
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I would NOT like to encounter a Blast Ended Skrewt
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kwlski4ever said:
" Son of a Banshee . That's useful" :D
" Dobby's socks !"

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ravenclawgirl5 said:
EXPECTO PATRONADS!
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:C
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SwarlsBarkley said:
Hogwarts "'Yo Momma' jokes - link
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draco-is-mine said:
yo mammas so fat the sorting hat placed her in all four houses. i laughed for hours, so funny.
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XD
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HAHA!!!
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XDRoseLuvsHP said:
"You filthy little Mudblood!" (Be like Mr. Malfoy here!)

If te know someone named Severus, te could call them "Snivellus" (like James!)

"Arrogant toerag" (like Lily!)

"Insufferable know-it-all" (like Snape!)

If te know someone who doesn't have great hygiene, te could say "_ would run faster than _(insultee)_ confronted with shampoo!" (like Fred and George!)

"Foul, loathsome, evil little cockroach!" (like Hermione!)

"You're mental!" (Like Ron!)

te could also do a Ginny. te know, when she took Ron down for not having a girlfriend yet. Something like that could work if you're feeling REALLY upset with someone.

And of course there is... THE ELDER SWEAR!! *dramatic Musica plays in the background*
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"You filthy little Mudblood!" (Be like Mr. Malfoy here!) If te know someone named Severus, te could call them "Snivellus" (like James!) "Arrogant toerag" (like Lily!) "Insufferable know-it-all" (like Snape!) If te know someone who doesn't have great hygiene, te could say "_ would run faster than _(insultee)_ confronted with shampoo!" (like Fred and George!) "Foul, loathsome, evil little cockroach!" (like Hermione!) "You're mental!" (Like Ron!) te could also do a Ginny. te know, when she took Ron down for not having a girlfriend yet. Something like that could work if you're feeling REALLY upset with someone. And of course there is... THE ELDER SWEAR!! *dramatic Musica plays in the background*
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Aaaah, the Elder Swear. ALL HAIL!
Mrs-Grint posted più di un anno fa
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^ not to sound dumb, but what is thr elder swear?
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Pigfarts said:

VOLDEMORT'S NIPPLE! is an awesome insult lol

The elder swear is definitely the best wizard swear. EVER.

o there's...

Shut up te inarticulate bumble! (from AVPM lol sorry)

Your Mama so fat, when she looks in the mirror of erised all she sees wizard mcdonalds. (yeah I just made that up...it's not really that funny...at all..)


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haha i Amore Snape from AVPM. 10 points from Gryffindor! For Miss Grangers excessive baby fat. lol
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angelface411 said:
"Your Mother is a *****ing ********Lorem Ipsum************* Admite` Barium ***********Tragula ************Hippopotamus ********* Republican ********************** and Daniel Radcliffe ************** With a Bucket of! ***************** In a castello Far Away Where No One Can Here te ************* la minestra, zuppa **************** With a Bucket of***************Mickey topo, mouse *************** and A Stick of Dynamite ****** Magical *********** Alakazam!



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"Your Mother is a *****ing ********Lorem Ipsum************* Admite` Barium ***********Tragula ************Hippopotamus ********* Republican ********************** and Daniel Radcliffe ************** With a Bucket of! ***************** In a castello Far Away Where No One Can Here te ************* la minestra, zuppa **************** With a Bucket of***************Mickey topo, mouse *************** and A Stick of Dynamite ****** Magical *********** Alakazam!
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Morgana4Good said:
'Do te try to look like Kreacher all the time?'

'Why have te made yourself look like dead Snape?'

(look in horror at your insultee)'AGH! HARRY'S UNCLE VERNON!'
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MichaelxxRupert said:
Dobby's sock.
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jessiawesome06 said:
Every time I see a dementor, I relive our every encounter. :D
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