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Trixie's funhouse spoof (mature humor involved)... PART 2

posted by Canada24

The crusaders followed young Trixie towards her mysterious building.
Scootaloo: (nervously) Are te sure this place is okay?
Trixie: Why wouldn't it?
Scootaloo: Well. It says RED rum all over the walls.
Trixie: Well I-
Sweetie Belle: (excitedly) Oh! Oh! Ever had that stuff?
Scootaloo: What? Red rum?
Sweetie Belle: It's REALLY really good!
AppleBloom: Well. To te maybe.. But it's quite strong tasting.
Scootaloo: What gives!? te guys got to have alcohol before I did.
appleBloom: It's nothing to brag about. Alcohol is over rated.
Scootaloo: Thats what te say about 'everything'.
Trixie: Guys. te going in o no-
Sweetie Belle: Ohh! All this talk of Red Rum. After this is over. Let's go buy some!
Scootaloo: Sounds like a pla-
Trixie: Guys! Can te please just go inside!
Crusaders: Okay. Okay..

Scootaloo: (to Sweetie Blle while going inside) Why have things been so weird lately?
Sweetie Belle: .... I Lost my virginity to a cucina blender last week.
Scootaloo: .......................... Yeah. Well.. Good luck with that.

TO BE CONTAINUED

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Windwakerguy430 Ha. That was great. Love it

Seanthehedgehog The ending is hilarious.

BlondLionEzel LOL the ending! I

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The Bob Newhart Fanfiction Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Bob found Burt at the bar. He was drinking some alcohol.

Bob: Burt, may I talk to you?
Burt: Oh, sure thing Bob. What would te like to talk about?
Bob: I heard from your wife that te threatened to beat her up if te saw her again.
Burt: Yes I did. Have te seen her?
Bob: No.
Burt: Oh well. Why don't te have some drinks with me? You'll Amore it.
Bob: How many did te have?
Burt: Oh, about six so far.
Waiter: *Arrives* Would te like another drink?
Burt: Yes, and get one for me friend too.
Bob: Right. I want one too.
Waiter: Coming up. *Goes to get drink*
Bob: So anyway, why would te want to beat...

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Trixie,the ruler of Equestria(part 6)

posted by KendiKens

Pinkie Pie:Rainbow Dash!
Rainbow Dash:Yes,master!
Trixie:You idiot pony,go and get another of those that te call"pony friends"
Rainbow Dash:Yes,master.*leaves*

Twilight:We must stay together.
Apple Jack:You're damn right.If we leave eachother,Trixie will get us all.
Rainbow Dash:Like to see me here?
Twilight:Rainbow,why are te so...um..grey?
Rainbow Dash:You don't need to know.And I am here to take,Apple Jack.
Twilight:No,if I stop you.
Rainbow Dash:Nothing can stop me now!*takes mela, apple Jack*
Apple Jack:Save your self's.
Rarity:Oh,no,they take'd mela, apple Jack.
Flutter Shy:Twilight,I am scared.
Twilight:Don't...

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This giorno Aria-Lyrics

posted by shadowknuxgirl

Queen of Changelings: This giorno is going to be perfect, the kind of giorno of which I've dreamed since I was small, everypony will gather round, say I look lovely in my gown, what they don't know is that I have fooled them all!

Princess Cadence: This giorno was going to be perfect, the kind of giorno of which I've dreamed since I was small, but instead of having cake, with all my Friends to celebrate, my wedding bells, they may not ring for me at all!

Queen of Changelings: I could care less about the dress, I won't partake in any cake! Vows? Well, I'll be lying when I say, that through any kind of weather,...

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Baby Discord (Comics)

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Twilight Sparkle

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All Songs of Equestria Girls

posted by Hairity

Theme Song:

[Twilight Sparkle]
My Little Pony, My Little Pony
Ahh, ahh, ahh, ahhh...
My Little Pony
I used to wonder what friendship could be.
My Little Pony
Until te all shared its magic with me.
My Little pony (echo)
My Little Pony
I used to wonder what friendship could be.
My Little Pony
Until te all shared its magic with me.
My Little pony (echo)
It's an easy feat
And magic makes it all complete
You have my
Do te know you're all my very best friends?

This Strange World:

[Twilight Sparkle]
I've never seen a place
That's quite like this
Everything is turned around
This crazy world is upside-down
Getting on my...

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arcobaleno Factory (With alternate ending)

posted by Seanthehedgehog

There's long been rumors as to how, exactly, rainbows are made in Equestria. While a great amount of Pegasi ponies are employed in the arcobaleno department of the weather factory, almost all of them do the low-end work. What's know is that great streams of Spectra, the individual colours of the rainbow, flow through large grates and into vast vats. From there, workers carefully and equally mix the spectra into the coagulated arcobaleno pools that dot and run through the factory and surrounding city. Next, that mixture is pumped to the floor below, where other employees atomize it and store it until...

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Princess Celestia and princess Luna parents

posted by KendiKens

A long time ago,like 2500 years,in Equestria was ruling a prince,who was respanceble for bringing peace and quiet of the night in all of Equestria!His name was BlackKnight.But there was one più ruler,princess SunBurn,witch was respncible for bringing the beautiful giorno and made the sun go up and shine all over Equestria!One day,on the giorno of the Summer Sun Celebration(in those days was called Night and giorno celebration,because the sun and the moon in that giorno maked an eclipse)they meet together!BlackKnight's cuore in that monter,was ready to fly away,because the beautiful princess stoled his...