This is set a few weeks after the prolouge.
Chapter One: And keep your enemies closer...
4:45
The Penguins were employing adorbable hi-jinks. The people were loving it, and pesce rained down from the sky. But soon, the crowd dispered.
5:00
Alice had locked up, the only lights left were from the setting sun.
" Ah, closing time. Good job today men!" Skipper detto as he waved to the last of the zoo-goers.
" Yes, we produced a plethera of petrifyingly collasal cuteness." Kowalksi announced as he worked on his abacus. " In fact, I would say that it was over..." He gasped. " Nine thousand!"
" What, nine-thousand!" Private exclaimed. " That's ..."
But before he could finish his thought, he was slapped da a flying fish, o più accurately, a tossed fish.
" What the deuce?" Skipper exclaimed. Feeding time was over the day, and Alice wasn't one for treats. But across the rail gaurding their habitat stood not alice, but a tall man in Zoo uniform, an eyepatch, and one dark obsidian eye that seemed strangely shadowed, as if he had little sleep.He had a square jaw and round face topped with a messy mass of dirty blonde hair. He had with him a janitor carrello filled to the brim with cleaning supplies.
" I know, I know, it's not feeding time. But te just can't waste good pesce like that." The man detto in an all to familiar voice. But it couldn't be! They left him to be intergrated into human society, o whatever gobblty-gook Kowalksi had said.
Alice approuched him. " All right, Boo."
" It's Beau."
" Whatever. te better do a good job. I wouldn't have hired te if my sister hadn't begged me to give ya' a job. So, no funny business."
He rolled his eye at the crabby woman.
" Sure, no fu-u-unny business. Just the boring kind. Pick up trash, watch the new survallence cameras, blah blah blah, I got it. Even a prebubescent juvenile could perform these meager tasks."
Alice shook her head and mumbled something about " getting all the freaks", but called back as she left the zoo.
" And keep an eye on those penguins. They're tricky!"
" Believe me, it's my life's highest prioity."
He detto not without sarcasm. Finally, the crabby woman left him in peace.
" Now, to get to work. Let's see." He pulled out a zoo map/work schedule and stared at it intently. " Oh great. Drain water in pen-gu-in habitat and scrub down, wonderful."
" Did te hear that! He detto "penguins" that way. It must be...!" Private ended his sentence with a grimace of fear.
Suddenly, "Beau" shook his head and cleaned his ear.
" Is, is somebody there?"
" Oh great, not only has my employed himself in my home, he's ten times crazier than usual."
Beau slowly looked up from his map and stared at skippper with his one eye widened and mouth agape.
" T-talk...talking..talking animals." He hit himself with his hand a few times. " take it easy Beau. This just must be a side affect from the amnesia. animali don't talk."
" uhwhaaat?" Rico exclaimed. Kowalksi shrugged.
Beau stared.
" Stop doing that!" He detto as he pointed an accusing finger at the water fowl. Rico blew a lampone at him.
" He can hear us!" Private exclaimed.
" Rico, neutralize the situation!"
Rico spewed a dart that flew right into Beau's neck.
" OW! Hey, te ..could poke...an...eye...out...with..that..."
The world spinned, then darkness.
...
He awoke in a large concrete room, with a flashlight in his face.
" All right, we know who te are and it's time to..."
" Really?!" Beau responded, jumping up and finding the flashlight-weilding pinguino on his shoulder." Well, I would like to know that particular information, even if it does come from a fragmentation of my deranged mind. I'm pretty sure I've lo-o-ost it now."
" Uh...Kowalski?"
" I think I can explain..." and began whispering to Skipper.
Suddenly, a series of notes and the phrase " it will be extremely lame" flashed into his mind. It wasn't a very nice thing to say, even to the products of his broken mind, so he kept it to himself.
Kowalski " And so he should not be, er, harmful. In fact, it's a new slate. He could be y'know, decent now.
Private clapped his flippers. " Oh goody! He could learn to be a good guy and use his talents for bettering the whole world!"
" Sure, private, then he'll jump on his flying unicorn and spread super-sunshine sparkling happiness an rainbows wherever he goes. This is just like with Hans, except the amnesia...the point is, Evil is Evil. And that bottlenose, even as a...er...what kind of nose is that?"
" I'd say a modified Roman-large but not overwheliming dispraportionate, Skipper." Kowalksi responded.
" Whatever! Bad is bad, and he's pure evil. And evil must be dealt with!"
Rico nodded and barfed up a chain saw and revved it while he laughed maniacally.
" Um, excuse me, psycho peng-u-ins?" Beau detto flatly.
" What Hu-MAH-en." Kowalski snapped.
" Well, that's rude." He responded with an eye roll.
" So is butchering the name of our species. " Kowalksi retorted.
Beau frowned Look,I'm sorry to offend. Even if te are just products of my own crazed mind." he added quickly, as if stiff trying to convince himself.
Kowalksi gasped loudly.
Skipper nearly had a cuore attack on the spot. Priate smiled to himself, anyone can change! Just like Princess self-respectra said.
Rico sighed. Now when else was he gonna get a chance to use it? He only got it use his happy chainsaw time as threat now a days.
" I am wondering how on earth te got me in here..." Beau mused,, sensing the need for a subject change.
" Classified. Now, Listen up Night-watch. I've got both eye's on you, so no funny business. Especially the evil kind. "
" Ri-i-i-ight. So, can I get back to work now? I'm supposed to go through and clean all the habitats and it isn't going to be pretty. So I would appreciate being brought back up to...oh great"
He was hit again with the dart. " Really, really is that necessary?" He detto with a drawl as he passed out yet again.
" Yes. Yes it is."
Chapter One: And keep your enemies closer...
4:45
The Penguins were employing adorbable hi-jinks. The people were loving it, and pesce rained down from the sky. But soon, the crowd dispered.
5:00
Alice had locked up, the only lights left were from the setting sun.
" Ah, closing time. Good job today men!" Skipper detto as he waved to the last of the zoo-goers.
" Yes, we produced a plethera of petrifyingly collasal cuteness." Kowalksi announced as he worked on his abacus. " In fact, I would say that it was over..." He gasped. " Nine thousand!"
" What, nine-thousand!" Private exclaimed. " That's ..."
But before he could finish his thought, he was slapped da a flying fish, o più accurately, a tossed fish.
" What the deuce?" Skipper exclaimed. Feeding time was over the day, and Alice wasn't one for treats. But across the rail gaurding their habitat stood not alice, but a tall man in Zoo uniform, an eyepatch, and one dark obsidian eye that seemed strangely shadowed, as if he had little sleep.He had a square jaw and round face topped with a messy mass of dirty blonde hair. He had with him a janitor carrello filled to the brim with cleaning supplies.
" I know, I know, it's not feeding time. But te just can't waste good pesce like that." The man detto in an all to familiar voice. But it couldn't be! They left him to be intergrated into human society, o whatever gobblty-gook Kowalksi had said.
Alice approuched him. " All right, Boo."
" It's Beau."
" Whatever. te better do a good job. I wouldn't have hired te if my sister hadn't begged me to give ya' a job. So, no funny business."
He rolled his eye at the crabby woman.
" Sure, no fu-u-unny business. Just the boring kind. Pick up trash, watch the new survallence cameras, blah blah blah, I got it. Even a prebubescent juvenile could perform these meager tasks."
Alice shook her head and mumbled something about " getting all the freaks", but called back as she left the zoo.
" And keep an eye on those penguins. They're tricky!"
" Believe me, it's my life's highest prioity."
He detto not without sarcasm. Finally, the crabby woman left him in peace.
" Now, to get to work. Let's see." He pulled out a zoo map/work schedule and stared at it intently. " Oh great. Drain water in pen-gu-in habitat and scrub down, wonderful."
" Did te hear that! He detto "penguins" that way. It must be...!" Private ended his sentence with a grimace of fear.
Suddenly, "Beau" shook his head and cleaned his ear.
" Is, is somebody there?"
" Oh great, not only has my employed himself in my home, he's ten times crazier than usual."
Beau slowly looked up from his map and stared at skippper with his one eye widened and mouth agape.
" T-talk...talking..talking animals." He hit himself with his hand a few times. " take it easy Beau. This just must be a side affect from the amnesia. animali don't talk."
" uhwhaaat?" Rico exclaimed. Kowalksi shrugged.
Beau stared.
" Stop doing that!" He detto as he pointed an accusing finger at the water fowl. Rico blew a lampone at him.
" He can hear us!" Private exclaimed.
" Rico, neutralize the situation!"
Rico spewed a dart that flew right into Beau's neck.
" OW! Hey, te ..could poke...an...eye...out...with..that..."
The world spinned, then darkness.
...
He awoke in a large concrete room, with a flashlight in his face.
" All right, we know who te are and it's time to..."
" Really?!" Beau responded, jumping up and finding the flashlight-weilding pinguino on his shoulder." Well, I would like to know that particular information, even if it does come from a fragmentation of my deranged mind. I'm pretty sure I've lo-o-ost it now."
" Uh...Kowalski?"
" I think I can explain..." and began whispering to Skipper.
Suddenly, a series of notes and the phrase " it will be extremely lame" flashed into his mind. It wasn't a very nice thing to say, even to the products of his broken mind, so he kept it to himself.
Kowalski " And so he should not be, er, harmful. In fact, it's a new slate. He could be y'know, decent now.
Private clapped his flippers. " Oh goody! He could learn to be a good guy and use his talents for bettering the whole world!"
" Sure, private, then he'll jump on his flying unicorn and spread super-sunshine sparkling happiness an rainbows wherever he goes. This is just like with Hans, except the amnesia...the point is, Evil is Evil. And that bottlenose, even as a...er...what kind of nose is that?"
" I'd say a modified Roman-large but not overwheliming dispraportionate, Skipper." Kowalksi responded.
" Whatever! Bad is bad, and he's pure evil. And evil must be dealt with!"
Rico nodded and barfed up a chain saw and revved it while he laughed maniacally.
" Um, excuse me, psycho peng-u-ins?" Beau detto flatly.
" What Hu-MAH-en." Kowalski snapped.
" Well, that's rude." He responded with an eye roll.
" So is butchering the name of our species. " Kowalksi retorted.
Beau frowned Look,I'm sorry to offend. Even if te are just products of my own crazed mind." he added quickly, as if stiff trying to convince himself.
Kowalksi gasped loudly.
Skipper nearly had a cuore attack on the spot. Priate smiled to himself, anyone can change! Just like Princess self-respectra said.
Rico sighed. Now when else was he gonna get a chance to use it? He only got it use his happy chainsaw time as threat now a days.
" I am wondering how on earth te got me in here..." Beau mused,, sensing the need for a subject change.
" Classified. Now, Listen up Night-watch. I've got both eye's on you, so no funny business. Especially the evil kind. "
" Ri-i-i-ight. So, can I get back to work now? I'm supposed to go through and clean all the habitats and it isn't going to be pretty. So I would appreciate being brought back up to...oh great"
He was hit again with the dart. " Really, really is that necessary?" He detto with a drawl as he passed out yet again.
" Yes. Yes it is."
Me:but who why when
Skipper:we don't know who and don't know why but it happen right now
Harry:I know why a gryffindory did this because some how they want to go the chamber
Hermonie:we'll ask Hagrid
Ron:oh sure we can go like: " oh hello Hagrid do u know anything about the chamber"
Hagrid:no talking about are te
All of us:no
Me:some how he knows
Wood:today we'll mostra hufflepuff we'll bet them
Fred(or greoge) : Harry will stop them with his starting thing that can freeze them
Me:Harry the games called off te have to see this
At the hoptil wing
Me:hermonie been...
Harry and Ron:hermonie
Me:she was in the biblioteca
End of part 9 well hermonie live *dramcie music*
Skipper:we don't know who and don't know why but it happen right now
Harry:I know why a gryffindory did this because some how they want to go the chamber
Hermonie:we'll ask Hagrid
Ron:oh sure we can go like: " oh hello Hagrid do u know anything about the chamber"
Hagrid:no talking about are te
All of us:no
Me:some how he knows
Wood:today we'll mostra hufflepuff we'll bet them
Fred(or greoge) : Harry will stop them with his starting thing that can freeze them
Me:Harry the games called off te have to see this
At the hoptil wing
Me:hermonie been...
Harry and Ron:hermonie
Me:she was in the biblioteca
End of part 9 well hermonie live *dramcie music*
Me:soooooo that's wasn't so hard was it
Harry: oh really then was
Skipper:it's really great to be here Alex because te look.....like......a.......angel
Me and the wizard:...........?
Skipper: I mean te know
Me:right........
At defans art and dark magic
Proffeser:today you'll learn how to make sure a vampire doesn't bite you
*bells ring* ringgggggggg
At lunch
Me:well what do we have in the-
Ron:we don't have anything
Me:alright
Precy:are te leaving Alex with the penguins?
Me:yeah! Harry,Ron,Hermiome te can come
The three of them:really!
Me:yeah my parents think it's okay
Harry: oh really then was
Skipper:it's really great to be here Alex because te look.....like......a.......angel
Me and the wizard:...........?
Skipper: I mean te know
Me:right........
At defans art and dark magic
Proffeser:today you'll learn how to make sure a vampire doesn't bite you
*bells ring* ringgggggggg
At lunch
Me:well what do we have in the-
Ron:we don't have anything
Me:alright
Precy:are te leaving Alex with the penguins?
Me:yeah! Harry,Ron,Hermiome te can come
The three of them:really!
Me:yeah my parents think it's okay
Harry:well now we know who you-
Me:should we go to letto
Harry:right penguins following me and Ron
Hermione:good night private *blows a kiss*
Private:*sigh*
Me:night skipper
Skipper:night Alex
Harry:night Alex
Me:night
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successivo moring
At dark defense and dark magic
Professor q:a-a-and remaeber that I-I-f te ever find a v-v-v-aprime use garlic *bells ring*
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at lunch
Me:I am telling te mayfol is going to get te in trouble
Harry:don't worry
Skipper:who mayfol
Me:someone te don't want to me
Mayfol:why not Alex
Me:no reason jerk
Mayfol:I'll see te griffdory at flying lesson
Me:ahggggggg again
Harry:don't worry it won't happen like on the 1year
Private:what happen?
Hermoien:you don't want to know
Part 3 ends
Part 4 coming soon to a fanpop near you
Me:should we go to letto
Harry:right penguins following me and Ron
Hermione:good night private *blows a kiss*
Private:*sigh*
Me:night skipper
Skipper:night Alex
Harry:night Alex
Me:night
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successivo moring
At dark defense and dark magic
Professor q:a-a-and remaeber that I-I-f te ever find a v-v-v-aprime use garlic *bells ring*
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at lunch
Me:I am telling te mayfol is going to get te in trouble
Harry:don't worry
Skipper:who mayfol
Me:someone te don't want to me
Mayfol:why not Alex
Me:no reason jerk
Mayfol:I'll see te griffdory at flying lesson
Me:ahggggggg again
Harry:don't worry it won't happen like on the 1year
Private:what happen?
Hermoien:you don't want to know
Part 3 ends
Part 4 coming soon to a fanpop near you
Everyone was gone except for two of the penguins.
the others where on a vacation with Kaitlyn's sister Leah which she was very annoying.
So I didn't go but my cell phone ranged a pinguino detto "Do te know I'm a dimwit?"
"I'm a dimwit?"i detto and the pinguino detto "You're sure are!" I hanged up angrily and detto "it could be Skipper,Lily,or Rico."
Private's phone ranged successivo a the pinguino detto "Is you're refrigerator running?" "I don't know," detto private. "If it is you'd better catch it!" The voice said.
Private detto angrily "It could be Kowalski,Rico,or Lily" he complained. But as soon as he detto it Skipper ran in. me and Private gasped like if the winkies were going out of business.
"Don't be alarmed I was here the whole entire time,and sorry if I didn't let one of te go instead," He said."But Private all the penguins te detto were wrong,"
WHO WAS THE PRANK CALLER?
the others where on a vacation with Kaitlyn's sister Leah which she was very annoying.
So I didn't go but my cell phone ranged a pinguino detto "Do te know I'm a dimwit?"
"I'm a dimwit?"i detto and the pinguino detto "You're sure are!" I hanged up angrily and detto "it could be Skipper,Lily,or Rico."
Private's phone ranged successivo a the pinguino detto "Is you're refrigerator running?" "I don't know," detto private. "If it is you'd better catch it!" The voice said.
Private detto angrily "It could be Kowalski,Rico,or Lily" he complained. But as soon as he detto it Skipper ran in. me and Private gasped like if the winkies were going out of business.
"Don't be alarmed I was here the whole entire time,and sorry if I didn't let one of te go instead," He said."But Private all the penguins te detto were wrong,"
WHO WAS THE PRANK CALLER?