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posted by JediPenguin16
This is set a few weeks after the prolouge.
Chapter One: And keep your enemies closer...
4:45
The Penguins were employing adorbable hi-jinks. The people were loving it, and pesce rained down from the sky. But soon, the crowd dispered.
5:00
Alice had locked up, the only lights left were from the setting sun.
" Ah, closing time. Good job today men!" Skipper detto as he waved to the last of the zoo-goers.
" Yes, we produced a plethera of petrifyingly collasal cuteness." Kowalksi announced as he worked on his abacus. " In fact, I would say that it was over..." He gasped. " Nine thousand!"
" What, nine-thousand!" Private exclaimed. " That's ..."
But before he could finish his thought, he was slapped da a flying fish, o più accurately, a tossed fish.
" What the deuce?" Skipper exclaimed. Feeding time was over the day, and Alice wasn't one for treats. But across the rail gaurding their habitat stood not alice, but a tall man in Zoo uniform, an eyepatch, and one dark obsidian eye that seemed strangely shadowed, as if he had little sleep.He had a square jaw and round face topped with a messy mass of dirty blonde hair. He had with him a janitor carrello filled to the brim with cleaning supplies.
" I know, I know, it's not feeding time. But te just can't waste good pesce like that." The man detto in an all to familiar voice. But it couldn't be! They left him to be intergrated into human society, o whatever gobblty-gook Kowalksi had said.
Alice approuched him. " All right, Boo."
" It's Beau."
" Whatever. te better do a good job. I wouldn't have hired te if my sister hadn't begged me to give ya' a job. So, no funny business."
He rolled his eye at the crabby woman.
" Sure, no fu-u-unny business. Just the boring kind. Pick up trash, watch the new survallence cameras, blah blah blah, I got it. Even a prebubescent juvenile could perform these meager tasks."
Alice shook her head and mumbled something about " getting all the freaks", but called back as she left the zoo.
" And keep an eye on those penguins. They're tricky!"
" Believe me, it's my life's highest prioity."
He detto not without sarcasm. Finally, the crabby woman left him in peace.
" Now, to get to work. Let's see." He pulled out a zoo map/work schedule and stared at it intently. " Oh great. Drain water in pen-gu-in habitat and scrub down, wonderful."

" Did te hear that! He detto "penguins" that way. It must be...!" Private ended his sentence with a grimace of fear.

Suddenly, "Beau" shook his head and cleaned his ear.
" Is, is somebody there?"
" Oh great, not only has my employed himself in my home, he's ten times crazier than usual."

Beau slowly looked up from his map and stared at skippper with his one eye widened and mouth agape.

" T-talk...talking..talking animals." He hit himself with his hand a few times. " take it easy Beau. This just must be a side affect from the amnesia. animali don't talk."

" uhwhaaat?" Rico exclaimed. Kowalksi shrugged.
Beau stared.
" Stop doing that!" He detto as he pointed an accusing finger at the water fowl. Rico blew a lampone at him.

" He can hear us!" Private exclaimed.
" Rico, neutralize the situation!"
Rico spewed a dart that flew right into Beau's neck.
" OW! Hey, te ..could poke...an...eye...out...with..that..."
The world spinned, then darkness.
...

He awoke in a large concrete room, with a flashlight in his face.

" All right, we know who te are and it's time to..."

" Really?!" Beau responded, jumping up and finding the flashlight-weilding pinguino on his shoulder." Well, I would like to know that particular information, even if it does come from a fragmentation of my deranged mind. I'm pretty sure I've lo-o-ost it now."

" Uh...Kowalski?"

" I think I can explain..." and began whispering to Skipper.

Suddenly, a series of notes and the phrase " it will be extremely lame" flashed into his mind. It wasn't a very nice thing to say, even to the products of his broken mind, so he kept it to himself.

Kowalski " And so he should not be, er, harmful. In fact, it's a new slate. He could be y'know, decent now.

Private clapped his flippers. " Oh goody! He could learn to be a good guy and use his talents for bettering the whole world!"

" Sure, private, then he'll jump on his flying unicorn and spread super-sunshine sparkling happiness an rainbows wherever he goes. This is just like with Hans, except the amnesia...the point is, Evil is Evil. And that bottlenose, even as a...er...what kind of nose is that?"

" I'd say a modified Roman-large but not overwheliming dispraportionate, Skipper." Kowalksi responded.

" Whatever! Bad is bad, and he's pure evil. And evil must be dealt with!"

Rico nodded and barfed up a chain saw and revved it while he laughed maniacally.

" Um, excuse me, psycho peng-u-ins?" Beau detto flatly.
" What Hu-MAH-en." Kowalski snapped.
" Well, that's rude." He responded with an eye roll.
" So is butchering the name of our species. " Kowalksi retorted.
Beau frowned Look,I'm sorry to offend. Even if te are just products of my own crazed mind." he added quickly, as if stiff trying to convince himself.
Kowalksi gasped loudly.
Skipper nearly had a cuore attack on the spot. Priate smiled to himself, anyone can change! Just like Princess self-respectra said.
Rico sighed. Now when else was he gonna get a chance to use it? He only got it use his happy chainsaw time as threat now a days.

" I am wondering how on earth te got me in here..." Beau mused,, sensing the need for a subject change.
" Classified. Now, Listen up Night-watch. I've got both eye's on you, so no funny business. Especially the evil kind. "
" Ri-i-i-ight. So, can I get back to work now? I'm supposed to go through and clean all the habitats and it isn't going to be pretty. So I would appreciate being brought back up to...oh great"
He was hit again with the dart. " Really, really is that necessary?" He detto with a drawl as he passed out yet again.
" Yes. Yes it is."
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posted by peacebaby7
Author’s Note: I’ve already done a set of ten skits for just POM in general, but these are, as the titolo says, purely Skilene. Most just imply Skilene, but there a few at the end in which Skipper and Marlene are an actual couple. link are the skits for normal POM skits if te wish to read them. Any titolo with a Roman numeral successivo to it has a skit note associated with it displayed at the end. I hope te enjoy these skits and I hope I succeed in making te laugh. Peace, out.

11) Sweet Dreams

    On a quiet Saturday afternoon, Skipper had sent his men off for a snowcone reward...
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Snackatarium: Take 1

X: This hiding spazio is not so sweet! >:) *moves salty sweet snacks out of the way to reveal Marlene*

Marlene: Sweet? Really? That's the joke you-I mean, AAAHHH! *jumps away from X's grab*

X: *finds Marlene behind sodas* This spot is fizzed out! >:)

Marlene: Better, but-AAAHHH! *jumps away from X*

X: *kicks over trash can* And that one was-Where is she?

Marlene: I'm not getting in that filthy trash can! >:/

Director: *sigh* I told te before, it's just props. It's not real garbage!

Marlene: ...Fine...

Snackatarium: Take 2

X: *finds Marlene behind sodas* This spot is fizzed...
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Everybody attacked, but he managed to slip out.
The others continued, not knowing they we're beating each other up

Outside:

Kowalski: I gotta hide! I gotta hide! Huh! Burt's habitat!

Burt: What are te doing here, Maurice? Shouldn't te be pampering your king?

Kowalski: It me! Kowalski!

Burt looks confused.

Kowalski: I'll explain later, but don't let the other know I'm here!

Skipper: Oh, Kowalski?

Kowalski jumps behind a pile of hay.

Skipper: Burt, do te know where Kowalski is?

Burt: Sure! He's right there!(Points to Maurice in Kowalski's body)

Skipper: No! We swapped bodies. That's Maurice!

Burt: Oh!...
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posted by RTE33
(Warning: All of These Are Not True and Just For Entertainment Purposes.)


Skipper Used To Be The Self Respecting, Dim-Witted King, and Julien Used To Be The Commando Guy. A Freak Accident Switched Their Minds.


Mort Used To Think Dan Schneider Delivered Presents Around The World on Christmas, Until He Came In Touch With The King's Feet.


Private Thinks My Little pony and Lunicorns Are Made da Hasbro, Even Though Lunicorns are Made da Mattel.


Marlene Is a secret Pegaster.


Kowalski's Smart phone Is From Verizon but He's So Hexy That Verizon Doesn't Give Him Bills.


When Skipper Gets Stung, He Never Feels It.


When Mort Watches Spongebob, He Jumps At The TV Trying To Eat The Characters, With Little Success.


Watch Penguins Of Madagascar! o Not, Rico Gets Paid Either Way.


THE END!
Defeating the Lobsters: Take 1

*penguins begin battling the lobsters*

Group of Lobsters: *jump on Skipper & Kowalski* "Lobster pile!"

Blowhole/Julien: *turn around, begin strolling to the control panel & stop abruptly*
...
Director: *looks at cameramen* *sigh* "Do te see what I have to work with here? Where's Mort?
*reaches for cell phone--* "And where's my cell phone?! *sees Mort in far corner*

Mort: *playing with Director's cell phone* "You can be my friend! And te can be my friend! Oh! And te can be my friend, too!"

Director: "Do I even want to know how he got that?"

Defeating the Lobsters:...
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Skipper Is The King: Take 1

Julien: "I bet Skipper isn't doing nearly a bang up job at being me, as I am at being him!"

Director: *talking into walkie talkie to the camera men* "Cut to lemure habitat..."

Skipper: ...

Director: "Wait a minute?! Where's Skipper?!

Maurice: *points down the side of the main rock of the habitat* "Uh...I think I found him."

*cameramen cut to where Maurice is pointing*

Marlene: "Ya know Skipper, that crown makes te look manly." <3

Skipper: "Maybe we can go somewhere a little more...comfortable..." *starts kissing*

Director: "Stop!!! You! Stop the cameras!! Maurice! Stop...
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Kissing Scene: Take 1

Kowalski: "No...hard...feelings?"

Hen: "You've meddled with mental powers te can't begin to comprehend, Kowalski! My wrath will be fierce! But da golly te are one salsy dancer!"

*Hen begins baciare Kowalski*

Hen: "Blech! What have te been eating?!?!"

Kowalski: "Fish. I'm a penguin. Do the math."

Kissing Scene: Take 2

Kowalski: "No...hard...feelings?"

Hen: "You've meddled with mental powers te can't begin to comprehend, Kowalski! My wrath will be fierce! But da golly te are one salsy dancer!"

*Hen walks toward Kowalski*

Kowalski: "WAIT! Do we really have to have this scene?"...
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