Another conversation with dumb Kowalski
Private: Okay, Kowalski. We need to get te smart again. Baby steps, okay?
Kowalski: What is a baby step? Is it like, a baby stepping? What is a baby?
Private: This is going to be harder than I thought.
15 minuti later…
Private: No, I detto watermelon! Not gallon of water!
Kowalski: What is a watergellon?
Private: I detto WATERMELON!!!
Kowalski: Oh, watermelon. What is a watermelon?
Private: A anguria is a fruit. It is juicy and a treat for humans.
Kowalski: Who is humans?
Private: As explained da smarter you, a human is the highest living life form.
Kowalski: I thought we were talking about watergellons?
Private: *sigh*
10 minuti later…
Kowalski: LALALALA!!
Private: Stop it!
Kowalski: Keep doing it? Okay. LALALALA!!
Private: No I detto stop it! Don't do it again!
Kowalski: What's dat? * points to clock*
Private: That's a clock.
Kowalski: Click what?
Private: Aahhrrgg! I give up! * walks away*
Kowalski: If I had lips I'd baciare myself.
*Private is with Skipper and Rico*
Skipper: How did te do?
Private: Not so well.
Skipper: Well, looks like it's time for Rico's plan.
Private: I don't think so, Skipper.
Skipper: Rico, batter up.
Private: Oh, no.
Rico: * spits up bats* *takes one*
Skipper: * takes the other bat*
Skipper and Rico: * runs over to Kowalski and hopelessly hits him with the bats*
Kowalski: Ow. *gets hit* Ow. * gets hit* Ow. * gets hit* OW! *gets hit* Break. *gets hit* I detto break! *gets hit* Ow.
Private: That must hurt.
Kowalski: Don't worry, wall! We will meet again! *gets hit* Ow.
Private: D:
Kowalski: *gets hit* Save me, Mommy! * gets hit* Ow.
Private: Okay, Kowalski. We need to get te smart again. Baby steps, okay?
Kowalski: What is a baby step? Is it like, a baby stepping? What is a baby?
Private: This is going to be harder than I thought.
15 minuti later…
Private: No, I detto watermelon! Not gallon of water!
Kowalski: What is a watergellon?
Private: I detto WATERMELON!!!
Kowalski: Oh, watermelon. What is a watermelon?
Private: A anguria is a fruit. It is juicy and a treat for humans.
Kowalski: Who is humans?
Private: As explained da smarter you, a human is the highest living life form.
Kowalski: I thought we were talking about watergellons?
Private: *sigh*
10 minuti later…
Kowalski: LALALALA!!
Private: Stop it!
Kowalski: Keep doing it? Okay. LALALALA!!
Private: No I detto stop it! Don't do it again!
Kowalski: What's dat? * points to clock*
Private: That's a clock.
Kowalski: Click what?
Private: Aahhrrgg! I give up! * walks away*
Kowalski: If I had lips I'd baciare myself.
*Private is with Skipper and Rico*
Skipper: How did te do?
Private: Not so well.
Skipper: Well, looks like it's time for Rico's plan.
Private: I don't think so, Skipper.
Skipper: Rico, batter up.
Private: Oh, no.
Rico: * spits up bats* *takes one*
Skipper: * takes the other bat*
Skipper and Rico: * runs over to Kowalski and hopelessly hits him with the bats*
Kowalski: Ow. *gets hit* Ow. * gets hit* Ow. * gets hit* OW! *gets hit* Break. *gets hit* I detto break! *gets hit* Ow.
Private: That must hurt.
Kowalski: Don't worry, wall! We will meet again! *gets hit* Ow.
Private: D:
Kowalski: *gets hit* Save me, Mommy! * gets hit* Ow.
Everyone went crazy including Skipper and Rico. the lemurs cannot stop. Just then, Private saw his CD that he downloaded from the internet. "Kowalski, I got an idea."Private briefly explained and Kowalski found it interesting.
Meanwhile, everyone went to the HQ. Suddenly, Private and Kowalski started the music.
Private: My hot dog's dead..
My pizza's dead.
My cupcake is dead.
Kowalski: Oh, uh, my doughnut's dead. My burger's dead.
My milkshake is dead.
Finn: All of our preferito foods
are totally dead.
They can not procreate in little Cibo beds.
We'll eat them up
and turn them into stuff.
Kowalski: And we'll cry over their graves,
but ya can't cry enough...
Private and Kowalski: When te miss someone te Amore te can't cry enough.
Everyone stopped. The curse broke and everyone cheered for them even Skipper and Rico. Soon, they never forgot the giorno ever again.
Meanwhile, everyone went to the HQ. Suddenly, Private and Kowalski started the music.
Private: My hot dog's dead..
My pizza's dead.
My cupcake is dead.
Kowalski: Oh, uh, my doughnut's dead. My burger's dead.
My milkshake is dead.
Finn: All of our preferito foods
are totally dead.
They can not procreate in little Cibo beds.
We'll eat them up
and turn them into stuff.
Kowalski: And we'll cry over their graves,
but ya can't cry enough...
Private and Kowalski: When te miss someone te Amore te can't cry enough.
Everyone stopped. The curse broke and everyone cheered for them even Skipper and Rico. Soon, they never forgot the giorno ever again.