Another conversation with dumb Kowalski 

Private: Okay, Kowalski. We need to get te smart again. Baby steps, okay?

Kowalski: What is a baby step? Is it like, a baby stepping? What is a baby?

Private: This is going to be harder than I thought.

15 minuti later…

Private: No, I detto watermelon! Not gallon of water!

Kowalski: What is a watergellon? 

Private: I detto WATERMELON!!!

Kowalski: Oh, watermelon. What is a watermelon?

Private: A anguria is a fruit. It is juicy and a treat for humans.

Kowalski: Who is humans?

Private: As explained da smarter you, a human is the highest living life form.

Kowalski: I thought we were talking about watergellons?

Private: *sigh*

10 minuti later…

Kowalski: LALALALA!!

Private: Stop it!

Kowalski: Keep doing it? Okay. LALALALA!!

Private: No I detto stop it! Don't do it again!

Kowalski: What's dat? * points to clock*

Private: That's a clock.

Kowalski: Click what?

Private: Aahhrrgg! I give up! * walks away*

Kowalski: If I had lips I'd baciare myself.

*Private is with Skipper and Rico*

Skipper: How did te do?

Private: Not so well.

Skipper: Well, looks like it's time for Rico's plan.

Private: I don't think so, Skipper.

Skipper: Rico, batter up.

Private: Oh, no.

Rico: * spits up bats* *takes one*

Skipper: * takes the other bat*

Skipper and Rico: * runs over to Kowalski and hopelessly hits him with the bats*

Kowalski: Ow. *gets hit* Ow. * gets hit* Ow. * gets hit* OW! *gets hit* Break. *gets hit* I detto break! *gets hit* Ow.

Private: That must hurt.

Kowalski: Don't worry, wall! We will meet again! *gets hit* Ow.

Private: D:

Kowalski: *gets hit* Save me, Mommy! * gets hit* Ow.